Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e12 Episode Script
Homeless
1
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( scary music playing
on TV )
( creaking )
( gulp )
Aah!
( gasps )
Heh heh heh!
ANNOUNCER: Batty.
The lolly people
are dying to try.
Eh? Ohh!
( sighs )
( crunch )
( screaming )
Ah! Ah!
( groaning )
( winces )
Aah! Oh! Oh!
Ouch! Ow!
Ohh!
Ah.
( mixer whirring )
Ohh!
Hmm.
Blech!
Ah! Oh!
I'll just put it all.
There we are.
( whirring )
Oh. ( whimpering )
( swishing )
( gargling operatic melody
from "Carmen" )
( coughing )
Ech! Blblblbl!
Ow! ( groaning )
Tsk! Oh!
( sighs )
( straining )
Ohh!
Ah!
( grunting )
Tsk! Oh!
( scoffs )
Ah!
Ohh!
( snoring )
Pfft! Hoo!
( gasps )
Oh! ( groaning )
Ohh!
Oh, no!
Ooh!
( groaning )
- ( screaming )
- ( birds cawing )
( moaning )
( sighs )
Three, two, one.
Unh!
Ah.
( mumbling )
( mumbling calculations )
Yeah.
Try to stay right here.
Three, two, one.
Unh!
Tsk! Ohh!
Ohh!
( grunting )
Ohh!
Oh, I know.
( panting )
- Ah.
- ( valve hisses )
( grunting )
( dresser creaking )
( relieved sigh )
Ohohoh
( yowls )
Huh? Tsk!
( yowls )
Ah. Good.
( yowling )
( meows )
( purring )
Right.
( straining at rope )
There we are.
Unhyah!
( clanks )
( screaming )
( cat yowls )
Aah! Ohh!
Aah! Ohh!
Hey. Hey.
Ohh!
No!
( cat screaming )
Ohh.
- ( groaning )
- ( air hissing )
( mumbling )
Oh. Ah!
Ohh.
Tsk! Oh!
( groans )
Oh! Ah!
( humming hymn )
- MINISTER: Ohh!
- MR. BEAN: Aah!
MINISTER: ( groaning )
( horn beeping )
( tires screech )
( acorns clacking )
MINISTER: ( groaning )
MR. BEAN: Uh ( gasps )
( string creaking )
Aah!
( stomach growling )
I'm hungry.
Oh, now, just
look at the ingredients.
Ohh!
TV CHEF: If you could just smell
this delicious food.
MmmII
Ahh.
( crunching )
Mmm!
Ahh.
Ah. Oh.
( mumbling )
- Ohh.
- ( crunch )
Aah!
Ow.
Ahh!
Look, Teddy!
Look, it's out!
It's out!
Look now! Look!
- ( relieved sigh )
- ( whistling )
( whistling )
( whistling )
- Hmm?
- ( whistling )
( whistling )
- ( whistling )
- Hmm? What's that sound?
( whistling )
( stops )
( whistling )
( whistling )
- Tsk! Ohh!
- ( whistling )
( whistling continues
with each breath )
Put this back in here.
There we are.
( mumbling )
- There!
- ( whistling )
Oh! What?
- Tsk! Oh!
- ( whistling )
Eww!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- ( whistles with each word )
Eee! Agh!
( panting, whistling )
( whistling continuing )
( squeak )
MR. BEAN: Ah! Ah!
Aha.
Hmm. There.
Tsk! How's this?
Aw. Tsk!
Ahh!
Ha ha!
( whistling continuing )
( humming )
Aah!
( thud )
Ohh!
What?
( growls )
( doorbell chimes )
Morning!
- Oh, hello.
- ( screams )
I've got a tooth stuck.
( growling )
Th-this way.
Ohh!
( girl whimpering )
( growling )
( patients screaming )
( growling )
Who's next?
- ALL: He is!
- Oh!
Me? Oh!
Thank you.
Ahh.
( gasping )
- ( glove snaps )
- ( dentist laughing )
( thud )
Oh. Oh.
Oh, dear.
MR. BEAN: ( moans )
( drill whirring )
( moaning )
DENTIST: Right here,
fix you up.
( gasps ) What? You--
Ah.
Ohh! Oh!
- Oh, good.
- Gone.
- There's also this.
- Aah!
Oh. I see.
Bite.
Hold still.
Still.
What? Oh!
Where's he gone?
MR. BEAN: Oh, I don't want
to go before you.
DENTIST:
Will you sit down, please?!
MR. BEAN:
Oh, calm down.
( mumbling )
DENTIST: Stay!
There's not one there.
It's very strange.
There.
MR. BEAN:
Oh, I have a space there.
It hurts.
DENTIST: Oh!
It's plastic.
DENTIST: Oh.
Ahh!
- MR. BEAN: Ahh!
- ( whistling )
Ah, yes. I know.
MR. BEAN: Oh. Oh, yes.
- ( mumbling ) Ahh!
- ( whistling continuing )
Hmm.
Hmm. ( gulp )
Mwah!
Ahh!
DENTIST: ( mumbling )
Ahh!
Ohh!
Aah!
( groaning )
Ahh.
( chair whirring )
MR. BEAN: Hello.
( snickering )
( chair whirring )
- Ahh.
- ( suction hissing )
Ohh.
Ah! Ohh!
Ahh.
- ( drill whirring )
- Oh!
There we go.
( Dentist clears throat )
( gasps ) Oh!
- Hello!
- Yes.
Now
( moaning )
Ohh.
( moaning )
Aah!
Oh! Hello.
There you are.
Ohh, nice.
DENTIST: ( chuckling )
A pleasure.
MR. BEAN: Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh! Have you got
the, uh, tooth?
DENTIST: Of course.
- ( Mr. Bean snickers )
- There you go.
Thank you.
Just gonna cover this.
Ta-da!
Tsk! Ohh!
( muttering )
- Ah!
- ( crunch )
- ( Mr. Bean screaming )
- ( birds cawing )
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( scary music playing
on TV )
( creaking )
( gulp )
Aah!
( gasps )
Heh heh heh!
ANNOUNCER: Batty.
The lolly people
are dying to try.
Eh? Ohh!
( sighs )
( crunch )
( screaming )
Ah! Ah!
( groaning )
( winces )
Aah! Oh! Oh!
Ouch! Ow!
Ohh!
Ah.
( mixer whirring )
Ohh!
Hmm.
Blech!
Ah! Oh!
I'll just put it all.
There we are.
( whirring )
Oh. ( whimpering )
( swishing )
( gargling operatic melody
from "Carmen" )
( coughing )
Ech! Blblblbl!
Ow! ( groaning )
Tsk! Oh!
( sighs )
( straining )
Ohh!
Ah!
( grunting )
Tsk! Oh!
( scoffs )
Ah!
Ohh!
( snoring )
Pfft! Hoo!
( gasps )
Oh! ( groaning )
Ohh!
Oh, no!
Ooh!
( groaning )
- ( screaming )
- ( birds cawing )
( moaning )
( sighs )
Three, two, one.
Unh!
Ah.
( mumbling )
( mumbling calculations )
Yeah.
Try to stay right here.
Three, two, one.
Unh!
Tsk! Ohh!
Ohh!
( grunting )
Ohh!
Oh, I know.
( panting )
- Ah.
- ( valve hisses )
( grunting )
( dresser creaking )
( relieved sigh )
Ohohoh
( yowls )
Huh? Tsk!
( yowls )
Ah. Good.
( yowling )
( meows )
( purring )
Right.
( straining at rope )
There we are.
Unhyah!
( clanks )
( screaming )
( cat yowls )
Aah! Ohh!
Aah! Ohh!
Hey. Hey.
Ohh!
No!
( cat screaming )
Ohh.
- ( groaning )
- ( air hissing )
( mumbling )
Oh. Ah!
Ohh.
Tsk! Oh!
( groans )
Oh! Ah!
( humming hymn )
- MINISTER: Ohh!
- MR. BEAN: Aah!
MINISTER: ( groaning )
( horn beeping )
( tires screech )
( acorns clacking )
MINISTER: ( groaning )
MR. BEAN: Uh ( gasps )
( string creaking )
Aah!
( stomach growling )
I'm hungry.
Oh, now, just
look at the ingredients.
Ohh!
TV CHEF: If you could just smell
this delicious food.
MmmII
Ahh.
( crunching )
Mmm!
Ahh.
Ah. Oh.
( mumbling )
- Ohh.
- ( crunch )
Aah!
Ow.
Ahh!
Look, Teddy!
Look, it's out!
It's out!
Look now! Look!
- ( relieved sigh )
- ( whistling )
( whistling )
( whistling )
- Hmm?
- ( whistling )
( whistling )
- ( whistling )
- Hmm? What's that sound?
( whistling )
( stops )
( whistling )
( whistling )
- Tsk! Ohh!
- ( whistling )
( whistling continues
with each breath )
Put this back in here.
There we are.
( mumbling )
- There!
- ( whistling )
Oh! What?
- Tsk! Oh!
- ( whistling )
Eww!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- ( whistles with each word )
Eee! Agh!
( panting, whistling )
( whistling continuing )
( squeak )
MR. BEAN: Ah! Ah!
Aha.
Hmm. There.
Tsk! How's this?
Aw. Tsk!
Ahh!
Ha ha!
( whistling continuing )
( humming )
Aah!
( thud )
Ohh!
What?
( growls )
( doorbell chimes )
Morning!
- Oh, hello.
- ( screams )
I've got a tooth stuck.
( growling )
Th-this way.
Ohh!
( girl whimpering )
( growling )
( patients screaming )
( growling )
Who's next?
- ALL: He is!
- Oh!
Me? Oh!
Thank you.
Ahh.
( gasping )
- ( glove snaps )
- ( dentist laughing )
( thud )
Oh. Oh.
Oh, dear.
MR. BEAN: ( moans )
( drill whirring )
( moaning )
DENTIST: Right here,
fix you up.
( gasps ) What? You--
Ah.
Ohh! Oh!
- Oh, good.
- Gone.
- There's also this.
- Aah!
Oh. I see.
Bite.
Hold still.
Still.
What? Oh!
Where's he gone?
MR. BEAN: Oh, I don't want
to go before you.
DENTIST:
Will you sit down, please?!
MR. BEAN:
Oh, calm down.
( mumbling )
DENTIST: Stay!
There's not one there.
It's very strange.
There.
MR. BEAN:
Oh, I have a space there.
It hurts.
DENTIST: Oh!
It's plastic.
DENTIST: Oh.
Ahh!
- MR. BEAN: Ahh!
- ( whistling )
Ah, yes. I know.
MR. BEAN: Oh. Oh, yes.
- ( mumbling ) Ahh!
- ( whistling continuing )
Hmm.
Hmm. ( gulp )
Mwah!
Ahh!
DENTIST: ( mumbling )
Ahh!
Ohh!
Aah!
( groaning )
Ahh.
( chair whirring )
MR. BEAN: Hello.
( snickering )
( chair whirring )
- Ahh.
- ( suction hissing )
Ohh.
Ah! Ohh!
Ahh.
- ( drill whirring )
- Oh!
There we go.
( Dentist clears throat )
( gasps ) Oh!
- Hello!
- Yes.
Now
( moaning )
Ohh.
( moaning )
Aah!
Oh! Hello.
There you are.
Ohh, nice.
DENTIST: ( chuckling )
A pleasure.
MR. BEAN: Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh! Have you got
the, uh, tooth?
DENTIST: Of course.
- ( Mr. Bean snickers )
- There you go.
Thank you.
Just gonna cover this.
Ta-da!
Tsk! Ohh!
( muttering )
- Ah!
- ( crunch )
- ( Mr. Bean screaming )
- ( birds cawing )
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!