Prison School (2015) s01e12 Episode Script

Good Morning, Prison!

[GAKUTO] You mean the one they
caught wasn't Lady Chiyo?
[SHINGO]
Yeah. I recognized the voice.
It was definitely Anzu.
She's the one the Vice
President was yelling at.
So what was Anzu
caught doing?
I thought your
"girlfriend" was a spy
for the Underground
Student Council.
But think! If she was
here working for them,
why would the Vice President
have apprehended her?
Anzu's detainment indicates
another intent.
If that's right,
what does it mean?
Was she caught
trying to help us?
[MEIKO]
Out with it, Anzu!
What were you doing
sneaking around the prison?!
[MEIKO] Hmph. So that's
how you want to play?
You'll be begging to
talk soon enough.
[ANZU muffled screaming]
[MEIKO] Twat was that?
I cunt hear you.
[ANZU]
I deserve this.
I wanted to be on the Council
so bad that I set Shingo up.
I'm no better than this psycho.
I'm so sorry, Shingo!
[KIYOSHI] What the hell?
Why isn't she done, yet?
How long are we
gonna stay like this?
It's getting hard to breathe.
But if I take a breath,
I'll totally snort!
[BOTH panting]
[KIYOSHI] Hana must've been
holding her breath, too.
[KIYOSHI grunting]
Stop it, weirdo!
Haven't you had enough?!
No way. Not by a
longshot, hotlips.
[KIYOSHI] Come on! One of
the most terrifying girls
I've ever met just
stole my first kiss!
We're even.
Bullshit! I haven't seen
you pee yet, jack wagon!
[KIYOSHI] There's no way
in hell I can go right now!
I am stiffer than I've ever
been in my entire life!
Then it's time to
pucker up, numbnuts!
[KIYOSHI]
Forget it!
[CHIYO]
What was that? A signal?
The note said to wait
until the lights were out
to enter the corrections office.
Here's how it's gonna work.
You're gonna kiss me,
or I'm gonna tell
sweet little Chiyo that
I got to you first.
[KIYOSHI]
Chiyo. I'm sorry.
[CHIYO] What now?
Should I just keep waiting?
I wonder what's
going on in there?
[GAKUTO] Brothers. I would
venture to guess that
the Lady Anzu has aligned
herself with our cause.
If what you're saying's right,
maybe she worked with Chiyo to
draw the Vice President away.
That'd make it a lot
easier for Chiyo
to get into the corrections
office completely unnoticed.
Thanks Anzu, you're the best.
We'll clear ourselves. Your
sacrifice won't go to waste.
For now, all we
can do is wait,
and have faith that Kiyoshi
can accomplish his task
as he suffers Hana's
insidious revenge!
[KIYOSHI]
Wait a second, something's off.
Why does Hana seem so rigid?
Is this how kissing is
supposed to go? It can't be.
From what I've heard, it
should be a lot more active!
Soft lips melding together.
Tongues dancing their
sensual ballet.
This isn't the real thing!
Just a poor imitation!
Chiyo, I still haven't
had my first kiss yet!
This is the kiss of a child!
It doesn't even count!
Hana hasn't stolen a
single thing from me.
Chiyo. Please forgive me.
But there's something
far more important
than a "first kiss" debate.
Like my promise to my
friends to save our asses!
[HANA] Wait. What's he doing?
Is that his tongue?!
[KIYOSHI] I knew it. Hana's
sexuality hasn't developed, yet.
You have to give an
inch to take a mile!
I'll give you my first
real kiss, and in return,
I'll prevent our expulsions!
[CHIYO]
It's so quiet.
I wonder if anyone's
even in there anymore?
[HANA]
What the fuck is going on?!
Why'd he poke his
tongue in my mouth?!
Ah! Why is the room spinning?
I feel kind of dizzy.
Like my head, my body.
Everything's tingling!
[GAKUTO] Yoshihiro Shimazu
was a figure of prominence
during the Sengoku period.
He was head of the Shimazu clan,
which occupied southern
Kyushu, centered around Satsuma.
[GAKUTO chuckles]
Hey what's so funny, bro?
Just a fleeting thought,
a dear memory
of Sir Kiyoshi
flooded to my mind.
Care to share with us
what that memory was,
or are you just gonna
keep giggling?
Twas a beautiful day,
cheery and warm.
We sat in the sunlight enjoying
each other's company.
Hearken back to troubled times!
The Battle of Sekigahara,
fifth year of the Keicho era.
The forces of the
Western Army,
with which the Shimazu
clan were aligned,
were nearing utter defeat at
the hands of the Eastern Army.
Lord Shimazu's men were
isolated, surrounded.
Total annihilation
seemed inescapable.
However, the mighty
leader struck through
the center of the enemy's line!
Yoshihiro ordered his warriors
to charge the vast army
pushing to their front, before
encirclement proved inevitable!
It was through that
desperate act that
he succeeded in carving
out a path of retreat!
Henceforth, this unorthodox,
yet successful maneuver
would be spoken of in almost
legendary appreciation
as the "Flight of Shimazu."
[KIYOSHI] So anyway. What
kind of music do you like?
[GAKUTO]
Film scores from period dramas.
Like when there's slo-mo
shots of horses charging.
What a curious thing memory is.
It's strange that something
that happened so recently
can also seem to have
taken place ages ago.
[SHINGO]
That's not a story.
It sounds like you were just
talking to yourself, psycho.
Don't be absurd! It's
merely a pleasant memory
of two friends chatting!
You were totally
giggling about it
before you even started talking!
What part of that was
supposed to be funny?!
I was gonna hear a touching
tale of friendship,
but instead it was dick.
Come on. I think what Gakuto's
trying to say is right.
We're in a situation like
that Lord, aren't we?
Quite astute, Sir Andre!
That's exactly what yours truly
was trying to communicate!
[GAKUTO] Sir Kiyoshi.
Yours truly cannot tell
what trials and tribulations
you may face in there.
But you must continue charging
ahead in the face of danger
like the unstoppable
Shimazu army!
[KIYOSHI] Charge the center
of the enemy line!
There will be no retreat today,
only forward progress.
I will keep pressing my
attack to finally break free!
I can't give up.
I'll keep fighting till
we're in the clear!
This full-on tongue kiss
will go down in history
as my own "Flight
of Shimazu" move.
[CHIYO grunts]
[KIYOSHI panting]
[CHIYO]
It's Kiyoshi. Is he alone?
[KIYOSHI] I won. It was a
hard fight, but I did it!
[KIYOSHI] Chiyo? I told her to
wait until the lights went out!
If she walks in
and sees this view,
then our master plan
is royally screwed.
[CHIYO]
The back door's unlocked.
Does that mean I should go in?
[KIYOSHI]
Underpants? There's no time!
What do I do? I can't let
her walk in on us like this!
Not done! We're just
getting started!
It's too soon,
so hold up already!
That's enough. I'm leaving.
[KIYOSHI]
Huh?
I'm gonna go home.
[KIYOSHI]
Wait, hang on, Hana!
You left your panties
and jorts behind!
[HANA]
That's okay. I'm going home.
[KIYOSHI]
No, you can't go yet!
[CHIYO]
Lights out? That's the signal.
Guess Kiyoshi needed more time.
[MEIKO] Anzu didn't say a
damned thing the whole time.
Maybe she really was just
out for an evening stroll.
It's strange. Something
seems out of place.
Uh?
[CHIYO] What is this? Some kind
of message from Kiyoshi?
Whatever it is, it's warm.
[KIYOSHI] I've never seen
Hana acting like that before.
Which kinda proves to me
that it was her first kiss.
Even if I did it to
secure our release,
I hope I didn't take
things too far.
I feel kinda bad using
her first kiss against her.
[BOYS gasp]
[HANA]
Get in.
[SHINGO] I wonder what the
hell went down between them.
Step one of the plan was
a success, gentlemen.
[GAKUTO] Sir Kiyoshi!
Even while bearing the brunt
of Hana's terrible wrath,
he still had the wherewithal
to accomplish his mission!
All right, study at your
own pace until bedtime.
[GAKUTO] Uh! I need permission
to use the lavatory.
[JOE]
Me, too!
Uh. Yeah, yeah. Hurry up.
Meiko, you have a good
explanation for this?
[MEIKO]
Anzu's a person of interest!
[MARI] You did the right thing.
Her behavior sounds suspicious.
[MEIKO] Yes. I applied advanced
interrogation techniques
but she still wouldn't talk.
She might not be part of it.
And the boys might've given up,
realizing their time was out.
You've worked up quite
a healthy sweat again.
If you're hot, perhaps
you should change.
[MEIKO]
Yes, ma'am.
[MEIKO] "All prisoners
are in their cells.
And the doors have been locked.
Nothing is out of the ordinary,
so I'm going to bed."
That's the message from Hana.
Maybe there really isn't
anything going on.
[MARI] Perhaps. I still
get the troubling sense
that they haven't
given up, though.
I agree.
It certainly feels like
there is something amiss
this evening, but I haven't
a clue as to what.
[MARI]
From what you've told me,
I find it surprising that
Anzu allowed herself
to be caught so easily.
While you were busy dealing with
her unexpected appearance,
the boys must have used her
distraction to their advantage.
[MEIKO gasps]
Let's find out!
Yeah, what is it?
Thank you. That was
a very fine thrashing.
[JOE snores]
The boys are all here.
And two locked doors
are keeping them in
and it's far too late
for them to try anything now.
You're still sweating intensely.
Shouldn't you have gone and
changed your outfit first?
No madam, I'm just fine!
So, perhaps we
should split up
and search the other rooms.
Okay I'll go investigate
the corrections office.
You search the restroom.
[MEIKO grunting]
[MARI]
Nothing out of the ordinary.
[MEIKO] Come on! My bladder's
reaching critical mass!
Just unzip, damn it!
Gotta do something quick,
or I'll be as bad as that
pants crapping nerd!
[MARI] Why is this
container cut like this?
[MEIKO yells]
[MARI panting]
Meiko! What's wrong?
[gasps] Madam Vice President.
What's happening?
I'm terribly sorry, Madam.
I needed to use the bathroom,
but my zipper got stuck,
so I tore it off. I guess
I must have inadvertently
cried out struggling
to derobe!
You can rest easy.
The bathroom is clear.
[MARI laughs] Nothing they
do now can stop it.
It's over.
The boys are finished.
The school's prison is
inescapable, after all.
Yes, everything is going
according to plan.
Tomorrow, they'll be gone.
[CHAIRMAN]
Tomorrow, their conflict reaches
its boiling point.
The boys versus the
Underground Student Council.
It will be a hard fought
battle, who will win this
war?
[MEIKO]
Almost hard to believe
this will be our
last day together.
Hello and good
morning, gentlemen.
I trust you slept well. Yes?
You've been charged with
a number of crimes,
including peeking
into the girl's baths,
and plotting to escape
from the prison
using various means on
three separate incidents.
Is there any disputing
the validity of
these facts? Well?
Do you have any
objections? None?
[MEIKO] Not even a final
attempt at an appeal?
Pathetic. But I still feel
something's not right.
[GAKUTO panting]
[STUDENT 12A] And I was like
"you barely even know me,
so I don't wanna hear--"
[screams]
[CHAIRMAN] Today your expulsions
will be officially recognized.
So, do you have any final words?
I have to say good riddance!
After all, this school
has a reputation to uphold.
Sleazy perverts like
you only bring us down.
[MEIKO]
I can't shake this feeling.
[STUDENTS gasping]
[GAKUTO grunting]
Face the facts,
you lost the war.
Now do the entire campus a
favor, and get out of here!
[KIYOSHI]
No thanks.
[MARI]
Huh?
You're wrong Madam President.
Today's battle was our victory.
[GIRLS gasp]
[MARI] Hmph. Oh, please.
Talk about tragic.
Sounds like the desperate
mewling of the defeated.
[MEIKO]
No. It can't be.
You're not Filthy Four-Eyes!
[coughs] Please let me go,
Madam Vice President.
It's Joe!
Then who is this?
[gasps]
Chiyo? Why would you
help these freaks?
[MEIKO]
This is what was eating at me!
How did I not notice
Gakuto's height difference?
Or how last night he went
to bed with his glasses on.
Then where in the hell is
that pants-crapping dork?!
[STUDENT 12D]
Keep moving, ladies!
The Chairman's office
is just up ahead!
[KIYOSHI] We tricked
you this time around.
And when Gakuto
shows up, it will mean
the end of the Underground
Student Council!
This morning, we free
ourselves! With truth!
That's right!
Gakuto was our Ace in
the hole the entire time!
Look! We caught
a nasty molester!
[GAKUTO]
You misunderstand!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Sorry to keep you waiting!
You see before you
the most resourceful
strategist of
the modern age!
I'm Takehito Morokuzu.
Also known as Gakuto!
[STUDENT 12F] Don't pose
like a hero, boxer-briefs!
[STUDENTS chattering]
[CHAIRMAN] Enough! You girls
need to head back to class!
Right now!
Gakuto, why are you in
your underwear, dude?
Didn't Chiyo give you her
gym clothes to put on?
If I wore the fair
Lady Chiyo's clothes,
they would be sullied.
Unfit for a trouser-stainer
like myself.
Lady Chiyo is not only
beautiful, but brave!
She's a righteous young woman,
who took pity on our plight
and aided us in our plan.
You have my gratitude!
Chiyo? How on Earth
were you even able
to get into the prison?
And how the hell did
you get out of your cell
in the first place,
Filthy Four-Eyes?!
I know I locked your
ass in before leaving!
Just your run-of-the-mill,
three-way exchange.
What kind of
three-way exchange?
[CHIYO] I snuck in through the
back door of the corrections
office last night and then
I hid in the restroom.
Inconceivable! I know I
locked that door. Didn't I?
[CHIYO]
No. It was open.
[GAKUTO] After which, yours
truly and Joe excused ourselves
to the lavatory where
we met with Lady Chiyo.
[HANA gasps]
There, Chiyo put
on Joe's clothes,
and Joe in return, wore mine!
Then I made my
way to the office,
and our plan for a
three-way exchange went off
without a hitch!
You mean.
Wait, is that why you
cut your forehead?
[GAKUTO] Yes. To make it easier
for Sir Joe to disguise himself.
I then wrapped it in an
excessive amount of bandages!
[KIYOSHI] Mr. Chairman,
we now have proof.
The Underground Student Council
conspired to get rid of us!
The council set a trap.
With the intent of reversing
the new co-ed policy,
and they'd stop at nothing
to get rid of us.
From having crows
attack Joe's ants.
Orchestrating Andre's breakout,
and ensuring Shingo couldn't
make it back before curfew.
All of which were
set up by the USC.
It was called the "Destroy
Testicles Operation!"
All fabrications and
utter nonsense!
There's no evidence of
what you claim anywhere!
You mean the DTO planning
data you erased
from the computer? That
didn't stop us. Madam.
Were we not supposed to know?
We weren't just playing
hide-and-seek last night.
Let's suppose someone with the
necessary knowledge knew how
to recover the lost data
from the office computer.
[MARI] Impossible. There's
no way you could
Such a pathetic attempt
to save your neck!
I personally inspected the
corrections office last night,
I'll have you know! And I
was the only person inside!
[GAKUTO]
Yes, I was outside.
I locked the corrections
office from inside,
then went out the back door.
Where I hid myself
until this morning.
By the time you and
the Vice President
were making your rounds,
you had already lost
to the brilliant tactician
standing here before you!
You're bluffing! Barely
ten minutes had passed
between Hana's text message and
when we headed to the prison.
There's no way you could've
recovered that data so quickly!
[GAKUTO]
Our work wasn't restricted
to a ten-minute window.
We had twenty minutes!
I had been able to download
the restoration software
onto the corrections
office PC ahead of time.
[MEIKO]
Ahead of time?!
[GAKUTO] Yes. Earlier,
when you were distracted
by our arm-wrestling
competition.
I seized the opportunity
and snuck into the office
for ten minutes.
[MEIKO]
Mother fuck.
Then, where is this
supposed data
you've acquired, son?
[GAKUTO]
The data
[KIYOSHI, SHINGO, CHIYO groan]
[GAKUTO]
is here.
I hold our futures
in my hand.
[CHAIRMAN]
What? The flash drive?
[GAKUTO] That's correct.
Though we may have been
born in different times and
places, we are of one heart!
We are of the same mind!
And this is the soul
of the five of us.
Which we have reclaimed after
overcoming hardships untold.
The amalgamated soul
of you young men,
I accept and shall holdfast!
[CHAIRMAN] Indeed. The troubles
you lads have suffered,
and what is written
in these plans
seems well past a coincidence.
Yes.
Hm
[MARI whimpers]
It's my fault. All mine.
The only person who could have
left the back door unlocked
for Chiyo was you,
Kiyoshi. Isn't that right?
Yes. When I made my move
and exploited your opening,
I unlocked the back door.
Opening? Was that it? You
did all that to trick me?
Hana?
[HANA] That was all
just a distraction?!
I'm so sorry.
[HANA]
Fuck your sorries!
--[MEIKO] Hana, don't!
--[CHAIRMAN] Stop at once!
You're a dead man,
you hear me?!
Mari.
It ends now, Hana.
This isn't your fault.
Meiko, you aren't to
blame for this either.
I forced you both to go
along with my plans.
Please, no.
This was all my doing,
and I'm more sorry
than you'll ever know.
[CHAIRMAN] Very well.
These files implicate
the Underground Student
Council in the plot
to permanently eject
these boys. Correct?
[MARI]
Yes.
[CHAIRMAN]
Well, so be it.
Why, sis?
[CHAIRMAN] My decision
concerning your punishment
will be handed down later.
Gentlemen. You were
originally confined
to the prison for the crime
of attempted peeking
into the girl's bath.
I hereby declare the debt
for that infraction
paid in full by the time
you spent behind bars.
To put it simply, from this
moment on, you are
We are? Are what?
[KIYOSHI]
Well, brothers.
We are free!
[KATE] Long story short,
it seems the Underground
Student Council has broken
multiple school rules.
Furthermore, I've been
informed of acts of violence
taking place right
here in your office.
It is unclear what
exactly those were,
as the boy with the broken arm
has chosen not to press charges.
But after everything those
misandrists have done,
there's no way a simple
in-dorm suspension
will be sufficient,
Mister Chairman.
[CHAIRMAN]
Hm
[KATE]
But as I told you earlier,
allowing lesser punitive
actions to take place
would appear too lenient,
especially since
the Underground Student Council
President is your daughter.
I take pride in being
an honest educator.
Will I treat her
differently? No!
School rules dictate
the law on our campus.
And there will be
no exceptions. None!
Very well. Your
claim is accepted.
Well, that wasn't
so hard, was it?
[STUDENT 12H]
Unbelievable.
[STUDENT 12I] Wait, are those
three going to prison for real?
[STUDENT 12L] I used to
look up to them. How sad.
[STUDENT 12K] I heard they like,
borderline tortured those boys.
[KATE grunts]
[MEIKO grunting]
[KATE] Now, take off
your clothes, ladies.
These prison uniforms
are your new look.
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