The Doomies (2026) s01e12 Episode Script

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[owl hooting]
[animal chitters]
I should maybe have turned left?
[phone beeping, static]
-[electricity humming]
-[phone beeping]
Whoa. That's…
a perfect selfie uplight. Sweet.
-[chuckles]
-[shutter clicks]
-[whistles, kisses]
-[shutter clicks]
Huh?
[shrieking]
[howling]
[Jenny] Um… Uh, Susan?
Suse, uh…
As a "crepe-xpert," I have to say
that Bobby prefers them thinner.
You're right. My son is looking thinner.
Good thing I'm back.
[grunts]
[snickers] Guess these crepes come
with a scoop of passive-aggressiveness.
Hey, Romy, didn't we have
a "monster" lead to check out?
You and your monsters.
I think it's a coping mechanism
for talking about scary things,
-like bodily changes. [chuckles]
-[groans]
-[Romy chuckles]
-In fact,
it's going to be the subject
of my next book.
There's monsters under my head!
Tweens' Fears of 'Growing Up.'
It's a work in progress.
So, what do you think?
[chuckles]
Uh, Jenny, can we get those crepes to go?
So, uh, things with your mom seem…
[gulps] It's a work in progress. Mmm.
So, what's this monster lead then?
Another lame one or…
[scoffs] Lame?
No, my monster leads aren't lame.
-[roars]
-[shrieks, grunts]
[coughs]
[hums]
[grunting]
You wear clothes that don't suit you.
You talk too much about yourself.
Cats dislike you.
Oh, man. You're right.
They're totally lame. Ugh!
Ouimper can't just
become boring all over again.
That's not fair.
I don't know, Romy.
Maybe evil is finally fading after all.
No. No, nuh-uh, not happening. No.
Okay, so we've had three months
of subpar monsters,
but this one could be big.
Big enough for Kim even.
About Kim,
don't you think she's, uh,
been acting super angry?
What, like always?
Your blade is as blunt as your personal--
[grunts, screams]
[grunts]
-[grunts]
-[thunderclap]
Okay. Even more angry
ever since losing Doug.
I don't think
she's dealing with it at all.
Kim's fine. If she wasn't,
she'd say something.
But sure, we'll check out the lead first.
Prepare for the opposite of lame.
[gargling]
[exhales deeply]
My cows tell stories through their milk.
Stories I can read
like a calcium-rich book.
-They speak of a beast.
-Oh.
A wolf that stands like a man
and howls at the moon.
A werewolf?
You're talking bull again?
That's the last time
I let you eat cheese before bed.
[mooing]
Does a werewolf sound lame?
I knew it. The Doomies are back, baby.
Yeah.
I'm gonna need better proof
than curdled milk.
Absolutely. Will that do it?
Or this?
Or that?
Whoa! [chuckles]
Okay. Let's get Kim.
But I really think
something's up with her.
-[blade sharpening]
-[Kim] Yes.
-I fought the wolf last night…
-[both] Huh?
…but it escaped me.
You went monster hunting without us?
I'm the chosen one.
It's my duty, and my curse.
Well, there's another
two full moons to hunt it.
Together.
And this time, I won't miss.
Or maybe instead of culling it,
we can cure it.
'Cause, you know,
this wolf's still a part-time human.
Um… [gasps]
…I bet Doug has some notes on--
[Kim grunts]
I locked all that stuff up.
[Bobby] Look at the walls.
It's like one giant, angry cry for help.
She's well enough to go
monster hunting without us.
Okay, maybe she's repressing some stuff.
We need to get her to open up
and finally talk about all this.
Hey, we can do it while werewolf hunting.
A day out with Kim, Doomies style.
Like we used to with Doug.
[Kim grunts]
[both] Oh.
-[Bobby clears throat]
-Mmm?
-Whoa. [chuckles]
-[imitating whip] Wolfsblight.
It'll knock out a werewolf.
Then there's a spell we can prep
that'll cure them
and anyone they've bitten.
But I know what you're thinking.
How do we find our wolf
in the first place?
[crow caws]
Werewolves turn on the moon.
-So we've got an actual moon rock.
-[giggles]
Shine a light through it…
Moon torch!
It'll show if someone
is a werewolf or not.
Cool, right?
-[both shriek]
-Kim?
You're the werewolf?
Oh, I knew it!
Okay, I didn't know it,
but now everything today makes sense.
Actually, it really
doesn't make sense at all.
[scoffs] I got bit last night. No biggie.
Moon's not up for hours.
Plenty of time to find this wolf.
Of course she didn't tell us about that.
And chosen one plus werewolf seems bad.
Like I said, she's bottling up everything.
We gotta help her emote.
-Wait up, Kim. We'll need Doug's…
-[Kim grunts]
-[wall crumbles]
-…grimoire.
[chuckles] Whoops.
[Kim] How are we going to do this?
Just shine that moon rock on everyone?
Yes. We might have to moon the whole town.
[Bobby] Nope. Nope. Nope.
[groans] This is gonna take ages.
Wait, where's Kim?
[sniffing]
Hey! You sniff it, you buy it.
-[growling]
-[chuckles] Sorry about that.
What's happening?
Mmm. Wild guess?
You're part wolf now.
[growling]
-[both] Kim!
-[growling]
[car crashes]
[mayor] And I pledge to turn Ouimper
from a sleepy fishing town
into a vibrant tech hub
by switching up our fishing nets
for the Internets.
Mmm?
Never mind. You'll get it in six months
after you've all been trained
in highly-paid tech jobs!
[crowd cheering]
[growling, barking]
[dogs barking]
Wow. Even dogs love me.
If only they could vote, huh? [chuckles]
I don't know what I preferred.
-Robotic Kim or this.
-[birds squawking]
-[growling]
-[teen 1] Whoa! [laughs]
-[teen 2 chuckles] Look at this one.
-[teen 1 chuckles]
[gasps]
[Romy] Oh, look at that.
-You think Kim's crushing on those teens?
-Same thing, bro.
[sniffs]
Whoa, she is. This is big.
[chuckles] You dog, Kim.
We could totes use this opportunity
to set her up for real.
-That'd help her.
-Isn't that too much too soon?
No way!
We should have done this even sooner.
Kim has to see that there's…
there's more to life
than being "the chosen one."
Hey, Kim,
talk to those teens while we moon 'em.
[all chuckling] Hmm?
Uh, hi.
[sniffing]
So, um, did you enjoy your lunch?
[sniffs] Boiled beef and…
[sniffs] …carrots.
Have you been watching us eat?
Abort, abort!
Moon them and end this horror show.
I live in a lighthouse. Where do you live?
In a house?
Mm-mmm.
Right. Probably has lights though.
[chuckles] All houses do.
Really, all houses
should be called lighthouses.
Okay. You smell nice. Bye.
[all] Hmm?
[Romy] I don't think it was that bad.
Y-You just need practice.
And you made some really
good points about lighthouses.
I am never going to leave
my lighthouse ever again.
-[clattering]
-Shoo! Shoo!
What's up with all these feral kids?
-[babbling]
-[gasps]
[growling]
Looks like we've got
another teen wolf on our hands.
How are we going to bring him
back to the lighthouse again?
Hey, maybe ask him on a date?
[gasps, growls]
In that case, may I suggest plan B?
I say we stick to my plan A.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, okay. Um… [chuckles]
…no need for any kidnapping,
and no need for any sticking.
[both scoff]
[pants, sniffs]
Huh?
Whoa. [chuckles]
[sniffs, groans]
That was basically like asking for a date.
See, you are good at this.
[sniffing, groans]
-[thuds]
-Oh, yeah. Kim's also a werewolf.
[Kim groaning]
-[chuckles]
-You put me in a monster cage? Not cool.
Yeah! It's the worst.
-Hmm?
-I'm Pierre.
Do you know these little people?
They say I'm a werewolf, yo.
Hey, when I transform, can you post a pic?
-Imagine the likes? [chuckles]
-Hmm?
Wait, where did you take this?
Ah, yeah, that was sick.
One minute my cheekbones were
perfectly lit by this dope pink glow.
-Next, I'm lying in a field totally naked.
-[cows mooing]
The cows were freaked.
Oh. Look at that glow.
-You know what that means?
-[groans]
Evil is coming back to Ouimper, guys!
Which is, uh, bad, bad, really bad, obvs.
This must be the source.
This guy is the original
werewolf of Ouimper.
We cure him,
we cure everyone he's bitten too.
Sweet. How long will that take?
I got a beach party later.
It's a complicated spell.
We'll get to work.
Why don't you guys
just kick back and chitchat?
-[snorting, laughing]
-But the spell is really simple.
Obviously, we're gonna give
Kim and this guy some time to gel.
She'll thank us later.
So…
How come I ain't seen you around?
You go to school here?
Got it. You're homeschooled. Sick.
-It is?
-Hmm?
-[Romy] Doug's old robe.
-Hmm?
-How do I look?
-[laughs]
You look as good as he did in that robe.
[sighs] I can see why
Kim finds it hard here.
She's probably
reminded of Doug constantly.
-Ew.
-Hey, there's a sandwich in the pocket.
That's a reminder.
[sniffs] Oh, a potent one.
Let's just do the spell.
Next up is teen hair.
Ha! Easiest ingredient ever. [grunts]
…and I said, "But, Serge,
there's a pickle in the drain pipe!"
[both laughing]
You're pretty cool.
I thought some weird old guy lived here.
What happened to that dude?
-[sighs]
-He used to buy these big blocks of cheese
and just, like, eat 'em in the park.
[imitates munching]
I'm glad there's someone cool
living here now.
Yeah, this place
would be dope for parties.
Wouldn't even matter if we wrecked it,
you know, 'cause it's a wreck already.
Look at this place.
[chuckles] Yeah. It's a mess.
[gasps]
[breathing heavily]
[Romy] Then you just hold this
and say the incantation.
The moon rock will crack,
and everything will snap back.
Ha! We're speedrunning this spell.
Doing you proud, Doug.
The Doomies are back!
I bet this werewolf's just the start.
[gasps] Maybe there'll
even be a new Mordam!
[chuckles] Should we check on them?
I wonder how Kim is doing.
Kim is fine.
Beach party's gonna be great.
You should come down.
-We're gonna have a--
-[breathing shakily]
[humming]
[groans] Ow! Ooh, hot!
-[blowing]
-[sighs]
-Ooh! [screams]
-[breathes shakily]
[munching]
You okay, Kim?
[all] Good question. Are you okay, Kim?
-What is happening to me?
-[Doug cackling]
I can't stop feeling stuff!
[screams]
[sighs] You two!
Get this wolf out of me.
Do the spell right now!
-Don't you want a bit more time with Pi--
-I just want to be left alone!
Why is that so hard to understand?
Sorry, Kim. We were just trying to help.
[groans]
[Romy, Bobby] Mmm.
[chanting in unknown language]
[grunting, breathing heavily]
Uh, did we miss anything?
Does it need more teen hair? Ow!
[Kim] You used your hair?
You're not teens!
Yes, we are.
W-Well, some people
say "tweens," but that's the same.
Not when it comes to spells! [growls]
Hey, guys, just checking in.
It's getting dark,
and my beach party starts soon, so…
It's getting dark.
Oh, man, we gotta find some more hair.
Uh, take mine.
[stammers] But from the side,
you know, I'm growing the top out.
Okay. It says here,
"It has to be picked from someone
who is not currently a werewolf."
[Kim grunts]
Oh, no. We totally did a Doug.
[grunts] Stop reminding me of Doug!
At least we put them in cages.
[grunting, groaning]
[snarling, roaring]
[snarls]
[whimpering]
[howling]
-[metal crashes]
-Huh?
[roars]
[both whimpering]
[growling, roaring]
[screams]
[snarling]
[screams]
-[growling]
-[straining, grunts]
-[both shriek]
-[roars]
[yelps]
-[roars]
-[Romy] Hey!
Fetch!
Okay. Now we know they're full wolf.
No normal person would want that sandwich.
-[panting]
-[howls]
[growls]
[growls]
[both panting]
[panting continues]
-[branch snaps]
-[whimpers]
[growls]
[both whimpering]
[roars]
[both groan]
-[Kim sniffing, whimpering]
-Hmm?
[sniffing]
[groans, whimpers]
[sniffing]
Kim?
[sniffs, growls]
[whimpers]
[Romy] It smells of Doug.
-[sniffs]
-Don't say his name.
[whimpering]
I miss him too.
I bet it's been harder for you though.
-[sniffs, snarls]
-I get why you want to bury it all
-or hide his stuff in the cupboard…
-[whimpers]
…but we're also here for you.
Right, Bobby?
Yeah. You don't have
to be such a lone wolf.
We can help. Talk to us.
[howling]
Is she talking it out?
Mmm, that or deciding who to eat first.
[howling continues]
Oh, we gotta help her.
Being a werewolf is 100% raw emotion,
which for Kim is 99%
more than she's used to.
Yeah, but we need teen hair for the spell.
[gasps] Didn't Pierre say something
about a beach party?
Wait, you want our hair?
Trust me. That meat is
about to attract something terrible.
Yo. Don't insult our merguez.
-Ow! What? Did you just steal my hair?
-[chuckles]
[growling, howling]
[teens] Whoa!
That dog is so swole!
Oh, I gotta get a selfie.
Don't! Which wolf is that?
-[chuckling]
-[howling]
[both] Pierre.
-[shutter clicks]
-[snarls]
-[roars]
-[teen shrieks]
-[screams]
-[growling, snarling]
[shrieking]
[screams] I haven't had my rabies shot!
[screaming]
[both groaning]
We really need Kim.
-[growls, roars]
-[both screaming]
[panting]
[both grunting, growling]
Which one is our wolf?
Our wolf's the cool one, Bobs.
With the piercing blue eyes.
-And I'm liking the new look.
-[grunts]
Oh, right. The incantation!
[both gasp]
[howling]
[growling]
[both panting]
[growling, grunting]
-[whines]
-[growling]
[growls]
[whimpers]
[screaming]
[growling]
-[screams]
-[growling]
[growling, roars]
-[both scream]
-[howls, roars]
-[grunts]
-[grunts, roaring]
[chanting in unknown language]
[chanting continues]
[energy pulses]
[Pierre grunts]
[strains, roars]
[shrieking]
[growling]
[growling]
[both] Hmm?
Hmm?
Sweet. Thanks, guys.
So how about that beach party then?
Yeah… [stammers]
…I'm not sure you're my vibe.
Besides, right now I gotta go
on an apology tour.
[chuckles] Bit a lot of friends.
[both chuckle]
Eh, I've seen enough of him anyway.
For the record,
your werewolf was way cooler than his.
Do you remember anything?
Yeah. And I meant everything I said.
As a wolf?
Before Doug went to Subterra,
he said to keep on living.
I thought he meant eat, sleep, breathe.
But maybe he meant
I should embrace more experiences?
Enjoy life.
Be a person.
-To Doug.
-[Bobby, Romy] To Doug.
Hey, maybe tomorrow there'll be
another monster to deal with.
You definitely okay? For real?
Oh, yeah. I'm just glad Kim's better.
[clicks tongue] Scare ya later?
-[door closes]
-Huh.
-Ah--
-[Susan stammers]
So, how was your day?
Did you find any monsters?
Oh, just some werewolves.
Ah, the werewolf.
A potent metaphor for repressed emotions.
[Bobby] Hmm?
Actually, yeah.
[cackling]
If only people knew
of the real monster in your head.
How does our favorite
cursed boy really feel?
You know how I feel, Mordam.
You're in my head all day.
Boring head it is.
Wanna watch a movie?
I was thinking Scare Face 4.
[Mordam] Again?
Can we at least have popcorn?
[theme song playing]