Adventure Time: Side Quests (2026) s01e13 Episode Script

- [shrieks]
- [whooshing]
[Gunter quacks]
[tinkling]
[whooshes]
- [bats chitter]
- [shrieks]
[ducks quacking]
[opening theme song playing]
Adventure Time ♪
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go
To very distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispering] Side Quests.
[whimsical music playing]
[music distorts]
[Princess Bubblegum]
Chocolata Lepus.
A chocolate rabbit.
- [yawns]
- [scribbling]
It drinks
chocolate.
And eats
- Huh, chocolate.
- [scribbling]
- Animal alert!
- [Finn and Jake gasp]
Huh? What are you guys doing?
Uh, well, Princess,
a chocolate rabbit
is cool and all, but--
[shouting] We're gonna do
our own wildlife watching!
- Ah, woo-woo-woo!
- Uh
Ah, woo-woo-woo!
Okay, just remember
the zoologist's creed.
[shouting]
Observe! Don't disturb!
Man, you just gotta say
what you want.
- Ladies respect that.
- I'm trying, sensei.
- [distant meow]
- [both gasp]
Wild stuff detected! Yah!
[meows]
Aw! Licorice Cat.
[wheezing]
Aw, come on. We can find some
better stuff for Bubblegum.
[wheezes, spits]
[whimsical music playing]
[shrieks, gulps]
Ugh!
That's nature, baby.
Hm. Hey,
what's going on back here?
[both] Whoa!
[Finn] Chromatic!
[majestic music playing]
[Jake] It's nice that
his beauteous elk features
are balanced
with his dumb-dumb face.
Finn?
So majestic.
- Gotta pet it.
- [majestic music continues]
- Wait.
- [music stops]
Didn't PB blah blah
something about observe,
and don't, uh don't
Don't worry about it.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Thanks, bro.
[suspenseful music playing]
Pet.
[shrieks]
[thuds]
[Finn gasps]
Whoa, big fella! [groans]
[shrieks]
[groaning]
Oh, no!
[frantic yelling]
[Cinnamon Bun gasps, groans]
That's it. Ow!
Ugh, what's going on?
Now I'm thinking
this has something to do
with elk-guy's antler thing.
Oh, yeah.
[breathing heavily]
Hey, you better
fix this, big guy.
[grunts angrily]
- [shrieking]
- [Jake groans]
[Princess Bubblegum]
Finn! Jake!
What did you guys do? [gasps]
[exclaims]
[both] PB, we're sorry!
We didn't mean to.
It's as I feared.
You've unleashed
Candy Ragnarok!
Is that a type of hard candy?
No, it's the candy
extinction event.
[both gasp]
Here! Get these antlers
back on the Candy Spirit.
Only he can reverse Ragnarok.
I gotta get my people
to relative safety.
[whistles]
[squawks]
We won't fail you, Princess.
[Jake] Man, this guy's
really balding out.
[Finn] He left his mark
all over the place.
Oh, there he is!
[gasps] Get down!
Okay, so it's just pfft
to pfft.
Right. And this dude's jumpy
as all get-out.
So I'm thinking
silky smooth vibes.
Nah, let's just bum-rush him!
- Come here, big baby!
- Jake!
- [Jake] Come here!
- [grunts]
- Come here! Come here!
- [bellowing]
Come here! Come on, man!
- Come here! Come
- [snorting]
Hey, quit moving around.
[grunts]
- Jake!
- [Jake] You got this, buddy!
Huh?
- [shrieking]
- Uh-oh.
[Finn yelling]
[groans in pain]
[ferocious shrieking]
[suspenseful music playing]
- [frantic yelling]
- [rumbling]
[Princess Bubblegum] My people!
[cheering]
[Chet breathing heavily]
Don't panic, Chet.
Everyone! We're going
to the Candy Bunker.
Banana Guards,
evacuate the Caramel Quarter.
[both] Yes, Princess.
Hup, hup, hup!
Hup, hup, hurry!
And Gumball Guardians!
[gasps]
Ack! Where are they?
Um, they totally ditched us.
Wait, what?
Princess, are we gonna be okay?
Of course. Gummy Babies.
We've got Finn and Jake!
- [bleating]
- [Finn yelling in pain]
Quickly! Follow me!
[frantic chatter]
All right. We'll be safe here.
For a time.
[grunts] What the
The Butter Gates are locked?
[worried chatter]
Hey! Who's in there?
[voice] Password, please.
Gumball Guardians?
[Gumball Guardian 2]
Error! Entry denied.
You have two tries remaining.
"I'm Princess Bubblegum,"
all caps!
[gate clanking]
[Candy People] Huzzah!
- Huh?
- [thuds]
What are you doing in here?
You have a duty to protect
the Kingdom and the Candies.
Negative.
Candy Ragnarok is
an all-is-lost event.
You may stay here
in the shelter
if you wish, Princess.
We're playing Card Wars.
What? You'd play a card game
in a situation like this?
You selfish,
rotten balls of gum!
Let the others in.
Negative. No space.
- [both] Card Wars! Card Wars!
- [Princess Bubblegum] Whoa!
Okay, I'll play you.
I'll even give you two v. one.
And if I win, you get your
butts out and do your duty.
What do you say?
Prepare to get pwned.
[sighs]
I don't know, man.
It just feels like we try
this type of thing a lot.
Is it kind of played out?
Shh, shh, shh.
Trust me, I got this.
Just be ready with the antlers.
[Finn] Okay.
You look great, man.
[Jake] Thanks, pal.
[in sultry voice] Hey, there.
Want a snack?
[snorts]
[snorts]
So this might be
No, no. That's too much.
[snorts]
Can I, uh
No, we just met.
Can I sniff the shiny
part of your head?
[snorts excitedly]
[snorts]
[sniffs] Now, Finn! Now!
[yells]
- [shrieks]
- [Jake grunting]
- [Candy Spirit screams]
- [Finn yells]
No, no, no, no, no, no!
[groaning in pain]
- [Jake] Finn, look out!
- Oh, nuts.
- [Finn grunting]
- [Jake whimpers]
[Finn grunting]
[Jake] Stop!
[Finn groans]
[cracking]
[shrieking]
[rumbling]
Oh, shucks! This guy
really hates his antlers.
I think we're just
ticking him off more.
Oh, how wonderful returning
to my beloved Candy Kingdom
after a well-earned vaca--
[exclaims, screams]
[both] Oh, no!
[Gumball Guardian 2]
What do you think?
[Gumball Guardian 1]
I don't think a corn-based deck
is viable anymore.
Are you joking?
Corn is forever.
[Princess Bubblegum]
Um, Guardians
Can we You know?
You can't rush deck-building.
Your deck is your true self,
made manifest.
At least let the other
Candy People in.
Maybe they can watch.
- Hm.
- Wait.
I got a better idea.
You can wait outside
while we finalize our decks.
Get out here, card dorks!
[rumbling]
- Everyone, run!
- [crashes]
[Candy People clamoring]
Please, everyone!
Try to stay calm!
Screaming and panicking
will only make things worse.
[Finn and Jake screaming]
Finn and Jake?
Agh! Princess!
Uh, we didn't get
the antlers on,
and we ticked off
the Candy Spirit more.
- [surging]
- [crashes]
[menacing music playing]
[all whimpering]
Oh, no, he's getting balder!
And angrier!
And it's accelerating
the sugar inversion.
Oh, Candy Father, who art
in Cotton Candy Heaven
[Candy Person]
Candy Devil, save me!
It's almost beautiful
- Ew! Gross!
- [Candy People whimpering]
This is gross!
- [Princess Bubblegum gasps]
- [Finn] Whoa.
- [Jake grunting]
- [Finn yelps]
- [Jake breathing heavily]
- [frantic shouting]
[all yelling]
Come on, PB! You gotta have
some last-ditch smarts
to throw at this guy!
Sorry, Jake.
Math and science are no use
against magical rage.
- [indistinct chatter]
- Math and science
No use
[Jake and Princess Bubblegum
chatter indistinctly]
[pensive music playing]
So much pain. So much rage.
Rage is pain, and pain
hurt!
And hurt is feelings.
Feelings that are hurt!
[pops]
And instead of sugar,
- salt!
- Yes, Jake.
Yes, that's genius!
- [Finn] Guys!
- What?
- Listen!
- Whoa, Finn,
y-you got
a little, uh [whistles]
I know.
I think I have an idea.
- [pops]
- [grunts]
What? Build a giant spaceship
and fill it with
as many creatures as possible?
- Is that your--
- [Finn] Hi-yah!
Oop, nope. There he goes.
[yelling]
[grunts]
Candy Spirit!
We're sorry
for messing with you.
Can you please put
your antlers back on? Please!
Please! Please, please,
please, please, please,
please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please.
Bald is beautiful.
[whispering] Thank you.
[ethereal chime]
[uplifting music playing]
[music crescendoes]
Stunning.
[Candy People cheering]
Hooray! Hooray!
We did it!
All Guardians are buttheads.
Finn?
Aw, man, that was great.
You just dropped your knees
and asked for forgiveness.
Yeah! Who wouldn't listen
to someone sincerely begging?
So brave.
Thanks, guys.
[Candy Spirit telepathically]
Finn the Human.
[ethereal music playing]
Believe in yourself,
and all of your dreams
will come true.
[Finn telepathically]
Thank you, Candy Spirit.
I will carry your divine grace
as the wind carries the seasons
until the end of my--
[Candy Spirit
neighing hoarsely]
Oh.
[closing theme song playing]
Come along with me ♪
And the butterflies
And bees ♪
We can wander
Through the forest ♪
And do so as we please ♪