Level Up (2012) s01e13 Episode Script

WHOA!
CAREFUL, GUYS.
WHATEVER LEAKED
INTO THESE WOODS,
CAN BLAST A HOLE
RIGHT THROUGH THAT TREE.
OOH, WHAT A SHAME.
THAT THREE COULD
HAVE BEEN CUT DOWN
AND MADE INTO A
1,000 SKATEBOARDS.
WHAT?
[CLICKING]
OH!
OH, LOOK AT THE LITTLE LEAK.
YO, WE SHOULD PROTECT HIM
FROM WHATEVER'S
CAUSING THIS DAMAGE.
AWESOME!
IT'S A MINI DRAGON.
OH, CAN WE KEEP HIM
- WYATT, CAN WE PLEASE, PLEASE?
- [SIGHS]
OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
[BABY TALK]
HE'S SO CUTE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE IN A COOL,
KIND OF SCARY BU
ADORABLE KIND OF WAY.
[DANTE]
OH, LOOK, HE LIKES US.
[ALL]
WHOA!
THAT IS NOT A MINI DRAGON.
THAT IS AN ACID SPITTING
MINI DRAGON.
TAKE COVER!
[GASPS]
WHOA THAT'S SOME CUTENESS.
WELL HERE'S WHA
I SAY TO THAT:
TULTA MUNILLE!
BILBASMORG MANIA!
[LOW BOOMING]
OH, NO!
HE'S FLYING.
- FLYING'S BAD.
- I GOT HIM.
[WHIRRING]
AH!
[SCREAMING]
NO TIME FOR THIS,
LET'S RUN AWAY.
[SCREAMING]
[MILITARY]
ALL RIGHT! EVERYBODY
WRAPPED TIGHT.
YOU KNOW IT.
CAN'T HAVE THAT ACID SPITTING
MINI DRAGON DISSOLVING
ME DOWN TO MY PERFEC
BONE AND MUSCULAR STRUCTURE.
THE LADIES WOULD NOT BE PLEASED.
I'M A PACKAGE OF SEALED AND
BUBBLE WRAPPED GOODNESS.
I'LL BE JUST AS FRESH IN TWO
WEEKS AS I AM TODAY.
OO, UH-OH.
[SNIFFING]
DID YOU JUST POP
SOME OF YOUR BUBBLES?
THAT'S A WEIRD WAY
OF SAYING THAT.
AH, DANTE!
- THROW ANOTHER LAYER, ON MAN.
- WHOA!
IT'S OKAY, WE MAY NEED
A CLOUD OF DANTE TO
BEAT DOWN THAT DRAGON.
- LET'S GO PARTY, BOYS!
- YEAH!
HEY GUYS!
[ALL]
AHH!
OH! YOU.
LET ME GUESS, UM.
YOU'RE SEE-THROUGH MUMMIES
IN A PLAY ABOUT RECYCLING.
UH-UH. WE ARE ABOUT TO BARD
A HIGH LEVEL ACID SPITTING
MINI DRAGON.
- [LYLE] YEAH.
- I WAS CLOSE.
LISTEN, I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM.
I'M CALLING IN
A FUTURE FAVOR, WYATT.
[GASPS]
FUTURE FAVOR.
WYATT, YOU ARE BORKED.
OKAY, I NEED YOU TO WATCH MY
LITTLE BROTHER WHILE
I'M AT WORK.
JOAQUIN! ANGIE, I CAN'T REPAY A
FUTURE FAVOR RIGHT NOW.
THIS DRAGON MAY BE THE TOUGHES
LEAK WE'VE EVER FACED.
HE'S THIS BIG.
OH, THAT SOUNDS REALLY
SCARY, WYATT.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HEY,
A FUTURE FAVOR
IS A NO-GO BACKSIES DEAL.
RULES IS RULES.
IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION.
- NO.
- PROBABLY.
ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU GUYS THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE THIS ONE
WITHOUT ME?
[LYLE]
OKAY. I SAY WE
SNEAK UP CLOSE,
AND BARD THAT DRAGON
BEFORE HE STARTS FLYING.
LET'S CALL HIM NAMES,
AND HE'LL COME DOWN
FOR A SKY BOMB, RIGHT?
AND THAT'S WHEN I WHACK HIM
WITH SKULL CRACKER.
THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
AH, BUT HE WHO SAYS
WHAT IS DUMB,
IS HE A PERSON WHO SAYS
WHAT IS DUMB?
OKAY, THAT IS THE
DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
[BUBBLE WRAP POPPING]
SHH!
MAYBE THIS ISN'
THE BEST SNEAKING-UP OUTFIT.
[SQUEALING]
[FLAPPING]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMS]
AH!
OH, NICE DIVE.
SIX-SIX
I GOT THIS.
OH, DANTE!
THE SPIT IS EATING
THROUGH YOUR HELMET.
TAKE IT OFF!
TAKE IT OFF!
[SCREAMING]
[DEEP BREATHING]
WOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.
AH! YOU'RE BALD!
WHAT?
[SCREAMS]
MY PERFECTLY-STYLED HAIR.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
[CRYING]
WYATT, YOU REMEMBER MY
LITTLE BROTHER, JOAQUIN?
OH, HEY, JOAQUIN.
HI, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
GLAD YOU DIDN'
GET ANYONE WEIRD
TO BE IN CHARGE
OF MY PERSONAL SAFETY.
DID YOU JUST TAKE YOURSELF
OUT OF THE FRIDGE?
OH, YAY, GLAD TO SEE YOU GO
THAT PRIETO CHARM.
CRAM IT, WYATT.
I'M OFF TO SERVE FOOD.
HAVE FUN, JOAQUIN.
BYE, THANKS FOR DROPPING ME
WITH AN ACQUAINTANCE.
WE GOT TO GET WYATT.
WE CAN'T BARD THA
MINI DRAGON WITHOUT HIM.
WHAT? NO, MAN THEN WE'LL ALWAYS
KNOW WE FAILED.
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH THAT?
YEP. DO YOU WANT TO TEXT HIM
OR SHOULD I?
NO, NO TEXTING.
WE JUST RAN FROM
A FOOT-TALL LEAK
LIKE SOME CHICKEN-HEARTED
SCARDY PANTS.
CAN YOU STOP DRUMMING
ON YOUR HEAD?
LOOK, MAN, IT IS YOU AND ME.
WELL I'M NOT GOING BACK
IN THOSE WOODS.
NEXT TIME THAT DRAGON
SPITS ACID ON MY HEAD,
IT'LL EAT MY BRAIN, AND THEN I
WON'T HAVE THE SMARTIFICATIONS
THAT I HAVE NOW.
BUT IF WE CAN TRAP THE DRAGON
SO THAT HE CAN'T FLY.
KEEP SINGING THAT SONG, SISTER.
I LIKE THE TUNE.
THIS IS KIND OF FUN.
HUH. OKAY WELL HERE'S
SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
FIX THIS HOVER BIKE.
BUT BE WARNED, JOAQUIN.
TROUBLESHOOTING ELECTRICAL
CIRCUIT IS A CHALLENGING
AND OFTEN FRUSTRATING
ENDEAVOR.
YEAH, AIN'T A WHOLE LOT OF
FUN TO HEAR ABOUT EITHER.
BUT AS MY ASSISTANT,
YOU'LL GET TO WATCH ME FIX
THE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX.
AND THAT WILL BE FASCINATING.
[SIGHS]
I'M PRETTY SURE THE
GREEN WIRE IS THE PROBLEM.
NOT SO SIMPLE.
FIRST YOU GOTTA LEARN
HOW TO READ THIS SCHEMATIC.
YEP, GREEN WIRE.
LET'S GET TO WORK.
OKAY, LET ME GET TO
JOAQUIN
[ENGINE STARTS]
- UH
- HUH, GREEN WIRE.
- HOW 'BOUT THAT?
- HMMM.
[SQUEALING]
[BOTH] OH.
[LYLE]
YEAH.
THERE HE IS.
HE SMELLS THE BAIT.
THAT'S RIGHT, BUDDY.
TAKE A CANNED HAM.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
AH, MAN.
I WANT ONE
OF THOSE HAMS.
AH.
WHAT?
THAT TRAP IS BORK CITY.
AH!
IF I'M THE DRAGON,
I FLY IN. FLAP, FLAP,
FLAP, FLAP.
SMELL THE CANNED HAM.
[INHALES]
LAND, AND THEN THE TRAP
IS SUPPOSED TO SNAP--
[SCREAMS]
OKAY
NOW IT WORKS.
THIS IS THE KIND OF SUCCESS
WE CAN BUILD ON.
I'M GOING TO GO
GET WYATT.
HURRY!
THE BLOOD IS RUSHING
TO MY HEAD.
UH, OH.
COME ON! COME ON!
WAY TO GO, JOAQUIN.
YOU FIXED WYATT'S TRICYCLE.
IT'S A HOVER BIKE.
WITH TRAINING WHEELS.
WHATEVER.
I KNEW IT'D BE GOOD FOR
THE TWO OF YOU TO HANG OUT.
EH, NO BIG DEAL.
THERE WAS THIS GREEN WIRE
THAT WASN'T ATTACHED
TO EVERYTHING SO
I ATTACHED I
WHILE WYATT WAS MAKING
A SPEECH.
WYATT DOES LIKE TO HEAR
HIMSELF TALK.
- [LAUGHS]
- UH, WHAT?
I'VE ONLY SAID
ONE THING SINCE I CAME IN HERE.
AND I'M SURE IT'S BEEN
DRIVING YOU CRAZY.
IS HAS. LET ME TELL YOU--
WHOA BOY HERE HE GOES AGAIN.
WELL, I'M OUT TO GIVE THE OLD
SOUND HOLES A REST.
LATER, WYATT. THANKS FOR LETTING
ME PLAY WITH EXPOSED
ELECTRICAL WIRES.
OKAY, UH HE IS
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THA
GUY ON A DAILY BASIS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
HE FIXED THE HOVER BIKE.
I MEAN, HE JUST WENT UP THERE
AND FIXED IT.
SO THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S BAD.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX
THE HOVER BIKE, OKAY?
I HAVE THE SPECIAL TOOLS.
I HAVE THE SCHEMATIC,
I HAVE THE PLAN.
BUT JOAQUIN, HE JUST WALKS UP
THERE, PLUGS IN THE WIRES AND
[FLYING NOISES]
YOU GOT JOAQUINED.
- JOAQUINED?
- HE WASN'T TRYING TO SHOW OFF.
HE JUST HAPPENS
TO BE GOOD AT STUFF.
[LAUGHS]
UH, WHAT KIND OF STUFF?
OH, YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
DOES HE PLAY
CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS?
A LITTLE.
A LITTLE.
JOAQUIN, WE'RE
GOING BACK TO HQ!
G'YA!
I JUST CONQUERED YOUR WORLD.
[WHISPERING]
I WANTED TO SAY THAT.
WELL I WANTED TO SAY "G'YA!"
SO I GUESS WE'RE BOTH
DISAPPOINTED.
WELL HERE IS SOMETHING THA
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BEAT ME AT.
CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS 3D
STRATEGY BOARD GAME.
SUPER COMPLEX GAME.
YOU GOTTA BE THINKING
ON THREE PLANES.
AND EVERY HORIZONTAL MOVE
HAS A VERTICAL CONSEQUENCE.
OKAY.
I'LL BE THE DRAGONS.
AND YOU CAN BE THE
WOODLAND FAIRIES, EH?
FAIRIES VS. DRAGONS.
SOUNDS LIKE A FAIR FIGHT.
TOTALLY.
[BEEPING AND RINGING]
[ELECTRONIC SOUNDS]
HUH?
[GROWLING]
[SQUEALING]
I JUST CONQUERED
YOUR WORLD.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
MY FAIRY THING
KILLED YOUR DRAGON THING.
I CONQUERED YOUR WORLD.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
AGAIN.
WORLD CONQUERED.
AGAIN!
[SQUEALING]
OH!
[SCREAMING]
MOMMY!
I'LL GIVE YOU THE
EXTRA TEN BUCKS.
BUT YOU GOT STOP GOING
TO THE BARBER SCHOOL
FOR HAIRCUTS, MAN.
WYATT, WE NEED YOUR HELP
WITH THE
THE YOU-KNOW-WHA
SPITTING MINI YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WERE ALL LIKE,
YES, SIR.
I CAN HANDLE THIS, SIR.
WE TRIED, WE FAILED.
ONE OF US GOT BALDED.
OKAY, WE GO
TO GET ON THIS.
I'LL DO A LITTLE RESEARCH
ON THE YOU-KNOW-WHA
SPITTING MINI YOU-KNOW-WHA
AND THEN WE'LL
YOU-KNOW-WHAT HIM.
GUYS, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEAK
IN YOU-KNOW-WHATS AROUND ME,
TRY HUNGARIAN. IT'S ONE OF THE
800 LANGUAGES I DON'T KNOW.
[CHUCKLES]
ONE SECOND PLEASE.
I CANNOT BE LOOKING UP
DRAGON SPECS WITH JOAQUIN HERE.
CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE HIM
OUTSIDE AND BEAT HIM?
- WHAT?
- NO.
COMPETE WITH HIM.
AT SOMETHING YOU'RE GOOD AT.
- I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT IT IS.
- AH.
JUST WIN.
THE KID NEEDS TO BE PU
IN HIS PLACE.
LOOK AT HIM.
ALL SMUG AND COCKY.
- HE LOOKS BORED.
- DON'T UNDERESTIMATE
THE POWER OF YOUNG JOAQUIN.
[LAUGHS]
COME ON.
[SHOUTING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
HOW DID YOU BEAT ME
IN A RACE?
I'M THE FASTEST GUY
AT DEVONSHIRE HILLS HIGH.
WELL, I LIKE TO STAY REAL STILL
MOST OF THE TIME.
SO WHEN I NEED THAT BURS
OF SPEED, I GOT IT.
REALLY?
NO.
WHEN YOU SPRINTED AHEAD,
I CAUGHT THE BUS.
YOU SAID RACE.
NOT FOOT RACE.
THAT IS GENIUS, DUDE.
- WHOA!
- HA-HA.
YOU GUYS DIDN'T SAY
IT WAS A FOOT RACE.
AND I STILL LOST.
FROYO?
LET'S DO IT.
YOU'VE GOT SKILLS, JOAQUIN.
[SIGHS]
NO DOUBT.
YOU BESTED THE NERD
AT NERDY STUFF.
YOU BEAT THE JOCK
AT JOCKEY STUFF.
BUT CAN YOU BEAT THE STUPID
AT
- CAN YOU?
- IF YOU WANT,
WE CAN JUST TALK.
NO NEED FOR A COMPETITION.
HO-HO, IT'S ON.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FROYO
EATING COMPETITION.
FIRST ONE WITH
BRAIN FREEZE LOSES.
GO!
[GAGGING]
MY BRAIN HAS NO INSULATION!
UGH.
HMM.
AH, SWEDISH FISH.
YOU ARE NEITHER.
IS YOUR STEP DAD
GOING TO BE OKAY?
OH, BECAUSE OF
THE HAIR.
YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE.
YOU KNOW, A MANGO
LEMON-LIME TWIS
ISN'T COMPLETE
WITHOUT KIWIS.
I'D BE HAPPY TO GO
GET SOME FOR YOU.
UM, THAT'S OKAY.
A GIRL HAS NEVER
REJECTED ME BEFORE.
IS THIS THE END FOR
LYLE HUGGINSON?
EXCUSE ME, BUT MY FRIEND
WASN'T TRYING TO HIT ON YOU.
SEE, HE'S THE PRESIDEN
OF THE NKA.
- THE WHAT?
- THE NATIONAL KIWI ASSOCIATION.
HE PROMOTES KIWIS SO KIWI
FARMERS IN NEW ZEALAND
CAN MAKE A DECENT WAGE
AND NOT HAVE TO GAMBLE
ON KANGAROO BOXING
JUST TO FEED THEIR CHILDREN.
OH, I HAD NO IDEA.
HEY, I CHANGED MY MIND.
I WOULD LIKE SOME KIWIS
ON MY FROYO.
ALL RIGHT.
[GIGGLES]
DID I WIN?
- [DANTE] OOH.
- [WYATT] ACID SPITTING
MINI DRAGONS
ARE MOST VULNERABLE AT NIGHT.
AND DANTE AND LYLE
ALREADY DISCOVERED
THAT THEY'RE ATTRACTED
TO CANNED HAMS, SO
SO LET ME GUESS.
YOU'RE TRYING TO LURE ONE
WITH A CANNED HAM AT NIGH
- IN THE RAIN.
- YEP.
JUST AN OLD FASHIONED
DRAGON STAKEOUT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HAIR?
[SIGHS]
[70S MUSIC]
- CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING?
- NOT A THING, PARTNER.
BUT WITH THESE SUNGLASSES
AND MY BALD HEAD,
I AM TOTALLY
A FAKE TV COP.
TIME TO LET
THE LITTLE PIGGIES BREATHE.
[ANGIE GAGGING]
DANTE YOU SHOULD REALLY
CLIP YOUR TOENAILS.
NO, NO, NO I KEEP THEM LONG TO
DRAW FOCUS AWAY FROM
MY WEBBED FEET.
- [SCREAMING]
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT EASY.
THE DOCTOR SAYS WHEN I STOP
GROWING, WE CAN CLIP THEM.
[SCREAMING]
[VARIOUS GROANING]
ANYONE HUNGRY?
- NOPE.
- NOT AFTER SEEING
YOUR FROG FEET.
OH, WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT JOAQUIN.
HE CANNOT PLAY
WITH US NO MORE.
WHAT? JOAQUIN'S COOL.
IT'S THE BEST FROYO-EATING
PARTNER ON THE FORCE.
YEAH, DUDE HELP ME
GET A DATE.
ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE TO LEARN A
LOT ABOUT KIWIS BEFORE FRIDAY.
YEAH, SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
WITH HIM, WYATT?
HE BEATS ME AT EVERYTHING.
THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP
CHALLENGING HIM?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO PROVE?
- THAT I'M THE SMART ONE.
- OKAY.
I'M ALWAYS THE SMART ONE.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
BECAUSE OFFICERS HUGGS AND
ONTERO
COULD NOT BARD THE MINI DRAGON
ON THEIR OWN.
HEY, ALL RIGHT I MEAN
IT'S TRUE.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SAY IT LIKE THAT.
[DANTE]
ALTHOUGH HE DID SAY OFFICER.
THAT SHOWS RESPECT.
[ANGIE]
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, WYATT.
JOAQUIN REALLY, REALLY
LIKES YOU.
AND HE HAS TROUBLE MAKING
FRIENDS HIS OWN AGE.
BECAUSE THEY'RE
INTIMIDATED BY HIM.
SO I GUESS YOU'RE JUS
AS MATURE AS THEY ARE.
I AM VERY MATURE.
DANTE CAN YOU PASS ME
ONE OF THOSE JUICY BOXES?
- [LAUGHS]
- YEAH.
[GROANS]
GROSS, APPLE.
YOU KNOW THA
I WANTED BLUE.
[SIGHS]
IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT.
[SNORING]
DRAGONS.
GUYS.
WE NEED TO BE VERY QUIET.
WE'RE SURROUNDED BY
[ALL]
DRAGONS!
[SHOUTING]
[ENGINE STARTS]
THE ACID SPITTING MINI DRAGON
ISN'T A HIM, IT'S A HER.
THAT'S WHY IT'S BEEN
EXTRA FIERCE.
SHE WAS PROTECTING
HER NEST OF EGGS.
THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN
VERY HELPFUL.
NOW IF YOU'LL GIVE US
A DESCRIPTION.
WE'LL WORK UP
AN ARTIST'S SKETCH.
- DROP THE COP THING,
YOU NEURON.
- [DANTE] GOOD ONE.
DROP IT LIKE THERE'S A SWITCH
WHERE I COULD TURN THIS OFF.
IT IS MY CURSE.
I CAN'T REST UNTIL I FIND
MY PARTNER'S KILLER.
WELL WE BETTER
FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING
TO SEE THOSE DRAGONS SOON,
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR ACID SPI
EATS DOWN DAVENTRY HILLS FOREST.
[GROANS]
I'M GETTING TOO OLD
FOR THIS JUNK.
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
TOOTHPICK? IT'S A PART OF MY
ORAL HYGIENE ROUTINE.
CAN I SEE?
[RIPPING]
OW!
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S A PAR
OF MY CHARACTER.
WHEN I PLAYED JOAQUIN
AT THE CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS
3D BOARD GAME.
HE WAS THE WOODLAND FAIRIES
AND I WAS THE DRAGONS.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU WON.
NOPE, GOT JOAQUINED.
BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT MY PIECES
WERE NOT DRAGONS.
THEY WERE MINI DRAGONS.
MAYBE WE CAN BEA
THE REAL MINI DRAGONS
THE WAY JOAQUIN BEA
YOURS IN THE GAME.
- [CHUCKLES]
- YOU GETTING THAT?
SO WYATT, SOUNDS LIKE
YOU GOT JOAQUINED AGAIN.
ON THE DEFEATING
OF THE LEAK.
NO. I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO
REALIZE THAT HE WAS
SMARTER THAN ME.
SO, I WIN.
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
- UH HUH.
IT'S A FRAGILE VICTORY
FOR ME.
[DANTE]
ALL RIGHT HUGGS.
BRING THE KID IN
FOR QUESTIONING.
AND I'M GOING TO NEED
THAT MOUSTACHE BACK.
WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS.
YOU HUNGRY, HUH?
FAMILY OF CANDY.
PICKLED EGG?
HAVE SOME SNACKS.
I'M GOING TO LET YOU GO.
I CAN LEAVE ANYTIME
I WANT.
NOT WITHOUT YOUR SHOES
YOU CAN'T.
- HUGGS.
- UH
TAKE HIS SHOES.
I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING
WITHOUT MY LAWYER.
GAW! OKAY, I'LL TALK.
- I'LL TALK.
- GO.
YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING A
COP GAME, RIGHT?
DANTE IS. LISTEN, JOAQUIN.
FROM ONE REALLY SMART GUY,
TO ANOTHER REALLY SMART GUY,
[HISSES[
[WYATT] YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY WE CAN'T TELL YOU
THE REASON.
BUT IT'S KIND OF IMPORTAN
THAT WE FIND OU
HOW TO BEAT THOSE DRAGONS.
I ALWAYS APPRECIATE
A MYSTERIOUS LACK OF
INFORMATION.
UM HUM. YOU'RE HANGING
WITH THE RIGHT CROWD.
ATTACK THEM FROM THE SIDE.
- REALLY? THAT'S IT?
- YEAH. IT'S THEIR BLIND SPOT.
'CAUSE OF THEIR WINGS.
AWESOME. LET'S GO.
WHERE?
GUYS ARE IN A BIG HURRY
TO FIND OUT HOW TO
BEAT THE GAME.
GAME'S RIGHT HERE.
LET'S THROW HIM IN THE BOX.
THAT'LL CHANGE HIS TUNE.
[LAUGHS]
I'M JUST KIDDING, JOAQUIN.
YOU'RE DOING AWESOME.
IT'S ME, DANTE, SEE, HUH?
LET'S DO THIS.
OKAY, COME ON, JOAQUIN.
LET'S GO HOME.
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE
YOU'D BE COOL
HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE
WHO DOESN'T CARE AS MUCH
AS I DON'T.
YOU KNOW WHAT, JOAQUIN?
I THINK YOU DO CARE
ABOUT NOT CARING, HUH?
YEAH, I CARE.
I JUST DON'T WRECK I
BY TALKING ABOUT IT.
YEAH, SO, MAYBE WE'LL
SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME.
COOL.
[ALL]
COOL.
AND IT'S OFFICIAL.
THANK YOU, WYATT.
YOU GUYS HAVE FUN, WRAPPING
YOURSELVES UP,
PRETENDING YOU'RE SANDWICHES.
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING.
HEY, HEY, FRIENDS DON'T JUDGE.
YO, DRAGON.
LOOKEE HERE.
OH!
[YAWNS]
AND THAT'S THE LAS
OF THEM.
MAN, THAT WAS EASY.
JOAQUIN REALLY KNEW
WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.
THAT DUDE'S GO
MAD TALENT.
YES.
WE'LL HAVE TO WATCH
YOUNG JOAQUIN'S PROGRESS.
WITH GREAT INTEREST.
YES.
ARGH!
OKAY, YOU GO LEFT.
I GO RIGHT.
WE'LL FLANK THEM.
NO, THAT'S WHA
THEY'RE EXPECTING.
I SAY WE JUST JUMP UP
AND BLAST THEM.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PLAN.
READY?
NOW, ON THE COUNT OF ONE
TWO
THREE.
AH!
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
COVER ME
PARTNER
WHAT?
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE.
[BLOWS]
JOAQUIN