Martin Mystery (2003) s01e13 Episode Script
They Lurk Beneath
the nazca lines are thought to be ancient paths etched by a long forgotten people that i no longer believe this popular theory not since i unearthed new stones on a nazca line concealing an altar oh
they lurk beneath wow don't take too much up the top don't take too much off the top what's the matter haven't you seen anyone cut the grass before keep it moving
what are you doing job i thought they gave you a new mower java no like mower don't tell me you're still afraid of technology well not to worry your good buddy martin
is gonna bring you into the 21st century i think java's afraid of it hang on big fella you've got to embrace technology get on nothing can go wrong yeah we've all heard that before usually before
something tragic happens maybe that's not such a good idea okay maybe we need to start with something simple like a pager pager what a pager now i can contact you anywhere anytime
go ahead die try giving java a call on yourself i should call the bad idea hotline instead because you have a lot of them today oh java no like pager java may go away ah this is gonna be harder than i
thought look it still works earth to technology wizard that's not the pager that's the center it's coming from that door over there after you one mystery cleared diana
oh hey billy i'd like you to meet the new techno savvy cyber job wow cool uh maybe you can help me open this experimental single charge laser beam container i don't think that's such a good idea wow
cool now that's some seriously cool technology easy does it martin listen up gang an archaeologist disappeared while doing research on the nazca lines aren't they
those mysterious earth etchings in south america mm-hmm peru to be precise and since professor sampson's disappearance very strange things have been happening there i bet she was engulfed by a dust
devil they're fairly common in that region billy would you mind recalibrating i've got to cover billy mom well i for one think it suits you i think it's time for you to go go
odd i haven't seen a single person since we got here it's like everyone just got up and left yeah take that zombie demon hello we came here to find an archaeologist not zombies
good point take it from here okay so there's approximately 300 figures etched in the surface of the desert huh i see someone's been reading more than the back of a cereal box actually
i've been reading supernatural digest the nazca lines are a hotbed of supernatural theories i'm afraid to even ask my theory is they were made to summon spirits that will protect the nazca
people well the spirit didn't do its job very well because the nazca people obviously bailed on this place anything in there she was researching some obscure legend about the lines and
and an altar of some kind diana you gotta see this what'd you find an old friend of ours a friend i'd like to forget activated slimes get unselected data ectoplasmic residue composition
unknown conclusion does not exist or is not of this earth that's strange it's not in the data banks let's send a sample to the center huh what's this so now this is what i call a quality clue
this writing is like nothing i've ever seen i bet this was left by some mutant group of early humanoids then you should be able to understand it perfectly we have to figure out what these
hieroglyphics mean maybe you can tell us where the professor disappeared to ah look at this don't worry i'm right behind you diana java if you're down here give me a sign is that enough of a sign
are you guys okay don't know yet well we're here we might as well check it out are you kidding we have no idea where we are what this place is and i'm still freaked out by that weird sound up
there i know isn't it great ah this is some kind of lightweight alloy but how did it get beneath the nazca line i hope you're not implying that something made out of an alloy was
buried here before the line was made you watch activated fire scan selected not buried crashed subject consists of hybrid alloy estimated date of construction 200 bc that makes it official
we're in an alien spacecraft something here just when i thought it couldn't get any creepier hey correction we're in an inhabited alien spacecraft this must be the professor's scarf scarf
minus owner plus creepy alien craft equals bad feeling what was that quick under here uh i think it's gone i'd rather wait under here for a few days just to make sure
so now we know where the slime is coming from come on we're safe now it's using telekinesis spread out so it can't focus on all of us activated alpha goggle selected suspended animation
so that's how they survived down here for so long huh this isn't an alien colony it's an invasion force human intruder sorry pal you can't have it until i'm finished with it
don't worry i'm on my way ah there always has to be a slimy pool of trash oh an intergalactic trash creature all right bring it on creep cream you're one to talk thanks for leaving us
behind back there hey wow well hello i'm martin mystery hello i'm not interested apparently this is where the aliens dump all their prisoners is that what i think it is ah unique script
crystal embedded in the cover i don't believe it it's the nazca book of the dead so you know what this book is we were hoping you could fill us in on what's going on here
i found evidence that the ancient peruvians confiscated a tome from hostile aliens and were able to trap the aliens underground with the use of these mystical nazca lines
if only i could translate the language maybe we can use the you watch the you watch martin all right do you watch hmm you watch activated it's translating it says the aliens were
planning to take over the world when the ancient peruvian shaman trapped the aliens in their ships by hiding the book of the dead it also says here that there's a ship under every line
whoa that's some translator considering we all entered the nazca line the same way the altar must be some sort of portal and whatever opens must close we just need to get back up there
and seal it up for good oh sorry hmm come on we can no longer be suppressed underground your planet will be ours no wait we've got to get out of here and seal up the portal
restoration complete our army awakens this is where i came in and this is where we go out fast not before i take care of some unfinished business sorry man but i need this bye thanks job
this is like trying to climb a wall of jelly except it doesn't taste as good look out they made it to the surface wait a minute the handprint good thinking java yeah alien's gone
well done everybody the world appears to be safe for yet another day ah here you might want this buddy this is the best sci-fi book i've ever read i hope we never have to open it again
whoa java check that bit of techno gadgetry out jabba huh dragon dragon i can't believe he's still playing that ridiculous game java know like technology looks like the old job is back i guess
you can't teach an old caveman new tricks you
they lurk beneath wow don't take too much up the top don't take too much off the top what's the matter haven't you seen anyone cut the grass before keep it moving
what are you doing job i thought they gave you a new mower java no like mower don't tell me you're still afraid of technology well not to worry your good buddy martin
is gonna bring you into the 21st century i think java's afraid of it hang on big fella you've got to embrace technology get on nothing can go wrong yeah we've all heard that before usually before
something tragic happens maybe that's not such a good idea okay maybe we need to start with something simple like a pager pager what a pager now i can contact you anywhere anytime
go ahead die try giving java a call on yourself i should call the bad idea hotline instead because you have a lot of them today oh java no like pager java may go away ah this is gonna be harder than i
thought look it still works earth to technology wizard that's not the pager that's the center it's coming from that door over there after you one mystery cleared diana
oh hey billy i'd like you to meet the new techno savvy cyber job wow cool uh maybe you can help me open this experimental single charge laser beam container i don't think that's such a good idea wow
cool now that's some seriously cool technology easy does it martin listen up gang an archaeologist disappeared while doing research on the nazca lines aren't they
those mysterious earth etchings in south america mm-hmm peru to be precise and since professor sampson's disappearance very strange things have been happening there i bet she was engulfed by a dust
devil they're fairly common in that region billy would you mind recalibrating i've got to cover billy mom well i for one think it suits you i think it's time for you to go go
odd i haven't seen a single person since we got here it's like everyone just got up and left yeah take that zombie demon hello we came here to find an archaeologist not zombies
good point take it from here okay so there's approximately 300 figures etched in the surface of the desert huh i see someone's been reading more than the back of a cereal box actually
i've been reading supernatural digest the nazca lines are a hotbed of supernatural theories i'm afraid to even ask my theory is they were made to summon spirits that will protect the nazca
people well the spirit didn't do its job very well because the nazca people obviously bailed on this place anything in there she was researching some obscure legend about the lines and
and an altar of some kind diana you gotta see this what'd you find an old friend of ours a friend i'd like to forget activated slimes get unselected data ectoplasmic residue composition
unknown conclusion does not exist or is not of this earth that's strange it's not in the data banks let's send a sample to the center huh what's this so now this is what i call a quality clue
this writing is like nothing i've ever seen i bet this was left by some mutant group of early humanoids then you should be able to understand it perfectly we have to figure out what these
hieroglyphics mean maybe you can tell us where the professor disappeared to ah look at this don't worry i'm right behind you diana java if you're down here give me a sign is that enough of a sign
are you guys okay don't know yet well we're here we might as well check it out are you kidding we have no idea where we are what this place is and i'm still freaked out by that weird sound up
there i know isn't it great ah this is some kind of lightweight alloy but how did it get beneath the nazca line i hope you're not implying that something made out of an alloy was
buried here before the line was made you watch activated fire scan selected not buried crashed subject consists of hybrid alloy estimated date of construction 200 bc that makes it official
we're in an alien spacecraft something here just when i thought it couldn't get any creepier hey correction we're in an inhabited alien spacecraft this must be the professor's scarf scarf
minus owner plus creepy alien craft equals bad feeling what was that quick under here uh i think it's gone i'd rather wait under here for a few days just to make sure
so now we know where the slime is coming from come on we're safe now it's using telekinesis spread out so it can't focus on all of us activated alpha goggle selected suspended animation
so that's how they survived down here for so long huh this isn't an alien colony it's an invasion force human intruder sorry pal you can't have it until i'm finished with it
don't worry i'm on my way ah there always has to be a slimy pool of trash oh an intergalactic trash creature all right bring it on creep cream you're one to talk thanks for leaving us
behind back there hey wow well hello i'm martin mystery hello i'm not interested apparently this is where the aliens dump all their prisoners is that what i think it is ah unique script
crystal embedded in the cover i don't believe it it's the nazca book of the dead so you know what this book is we were hoping you could fill us in on what's going on here
i found evidence that the ancient peruvians confiscated a tome from hostile aliens and were able to trap the aliens underground with the use of these mystical nazca lines
if only i could translate the language maybe we can use the you watch the you watch martin all right do you watch hmm you watch activated it's translating it says the aliens were
planning to take over the world when the ancient peruvian shaman trapped the aliens in their ships by hiding the book of the dead it also says here that there's a ship under every line
whoa that's some translator considering we all entered the nazca line the same way the altar must be some sort of portal and whatever opens must close we just need to get back up there
and seal it up for good oh sorry hmm come on we can no longer be suppressed underground your planet will be ours no wait we've got to get out of here and seal up the portal
restoration complete our army awakens this is where i came in and this is where we go out fast not before i take care of some unfinished business sorry man but i need this bye thanks job
this is like trying to climb a wall of jelly except it doesn't taste as good look out they made it to the surface wait a minute the handprint good thinking java yeah alien's gone
well done everybody the world appears to be safe for yet another day ah here you might want this buddy this is the best sci-fi book i've ever read i hope we never have to open it again
whoa java check that bit of techno gadgetry out jabba huh dragon dragon i can't believe he's still playing that ridiculous game java know like technology looks like the old job is back i guess
you can't teach an old caveman new tricks you