Scissor Seven (2018) s01e13 Episode Script
King of Chicken: Part 2
1
I'm thinking about what to say.
I can't hurt the little child's feelings.
No, no, no.
I have to say it with a smile.
Your old man is dead.
Children are so much trouble.
You'll just stay with me from now on.
FIGHTER CHICKEN APPLICATION
NAME: DAI BO
Is this stupid chicken
trying to kill himself?
Exactly!
He is out of his mind!
You fools.
Bet on me if you want to make money!
I can't believe I said that.
Obviously, I'm tougher with sunglasses on.
Da Fei's kung fu is already
out of my reach.
The pheasant is even stronger than Da Fei.
What can I do to beat him?
I have to figure out a way
or else I'm really going to die.
Flying chickens should taste better than
free-range chickens.
Today's fight will be between
the fat meat chicken and King Pheasant!
Since they are not
in the same weight class,
our interactive quiz is:
How many minutes will it take
to kill this fat meat chicken?
You have a cute figure.
Hey! A present for you.
Can't wait to die, can you?
What terrifying strength.
Hey, I know you.
Are you the friend of that chicken
I killed last time?
I remember the look
you gave me by the ringside.
Your look was so terrifying.
Just like it is right now. Wow!
I'm so scared!
No need to worry.
You'll be with your friend soon.
King Pheasant kills his opponent
in less than a minute!
This fight is so boring.
If you don't kill that fat meat chicken
in five minutes,
I will lose a lot of money.
Then, you just wait to become
sliced boiled chicken.
Has it been four minutes already?
Bastard! I will kill you
after I get a shot of the enhancer!
You made me do this.
Where is it?
Did he
Are you looking for this?
How did you
I discovered your dirty trick
a long time ago.
I let you beat me up,
so I could get a chance to steal this.
You stupid chicken.
You could never have won against Da Fei
without this.
Da Fei is the winner of that fight!
You have no use for that.
Because the DX Enhancer
only works on a very strong body.
Blue feather chickens
are farm-raised poultry!
If you use that,
all the blood vessels in your body
will burst!
By then, you'll die a very painful death.
As you brew, so shall you bake.
Even my body can't take that enhancer.
I won't use it unless
it's absolutely necessary.
Dai Bo.
Dai Bo.
Dai Bo.
Awesome, Xiao Fei really can fly!
That's because his mother is a pigeon.
Da Fei, where are you going?
Dai Bo
I'm leaving Xiao Fei with you.
What happened?
I'm thinking about what to say.
I can't hurt the little child's feelings.
No, no, no.
I have to say it with a smile.
Your old man is dead.
Children are so much trouble.
You'll just stay with me from now on.
FIGHTER CHICKEN APPLICATION
NAME: DAI BO
Is this stupid chicken
trying to kill himself?
Exactly!
He is out of his mind!
You fools.
Bet on me if you want to make money!
I can't believe I said that.
Obviously, I'm tougher with sunglasses on.
Da Fei's kung fu is already
out of my reach.
The pheasant is even stronger than Da Fei.
What can I do to beat him?
I have to figure out a way
or else I'm really going to die.
Flying chickens should taste better than
free-range chickens.
Today's fight will be between
the fat meat chicken and King Pheasant!
Since they are not
in the same weight class,
our interactive quiz is:
How many minutes will it take
to kill this fat meat chicken?
You have a cute figure.
Hey! A present for you.
Can't wait to die, can you?
What terrifying strength.
Hey, I know you.
Are you the friend of that chicken
I killed last time?
I remember the look
you gave me by the ringside.
Your look was so terrifying.
Just like it is right now. Wow!
I'm so scared!
No need to worry.
You'll be with your friend soon.
King Pheasant kills his opponent
in less than a minute!
This fight is so boring.
If you don't kill that fat meat chicken
in five minutes,
I will lose a lot of money.
Then, you just wait to become
sliced boiled chicken.
Has it been four minutes already?
Bastard! I will kill you
after I get a shot of the enhancer!
You made me do this.
Where is it?
Did he
Are you looking for this?
How did you
I discovered your dirty trick
a long time ago.
I let you beat me up,
so I could get a chance to steal this.
You stupid chicken.
You could never have won against Da Fei
without this.
Da Fei is the winner of that fight!
You have no use for that.
Because the DX Enhancer
only works on a very strong body.
Blue feather chickens
are farm-raised poultry!
If you use that,
all the blood vessels in your body
will burst!
By then, you'll die a very painful death.
As you brew, so shall you bake.
Even my body can't take that enhancer.
I won't use it unless
it's absolutely necessary.
Dai Bo.
Dai Bo.
Dai Bo.
Awesome, Xiao Fei really can fly!
That's because his mother is a pigeon.
Da Fei, where are you going?
Dai Bo
I'm leaving Xiao Fei with you.
What happened?