The Doomies (2026) s01e13 Episode Script

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[waves crashing]
[rumbling]
[static on radio]
[engine starts]
[tires squealing]
Anyone want to say a few words?
I've, uh, prepared a speech.
[inhales deeply]
"Doug, goodbye. Kim."
Short, sweet and straight to the point.
Nice one, Kim.
[Romy, Bobby] One last crepe for the road.
Peace out, Doug.
[sniffles]
[seagulls squawking]
He always did have
a problem with the gulls.
The old man always feared
this day would come.
And when it happened,
he wanted us to open this.
"If you're reading this,
it means I'm gone,
or you kids are snooping around again."
Okay. Well, that was rude.
"If the former, to Kim,
I leave you my cell phone,
my beloved relic of connectivity
to help you integrate.
May its retro charm
and questionable battery life…
[chuckles] …accompany you on your journey
through an ever-evolving world
of communication."
Did he leave anything for us?
I don't know. The rest is all smooshed
with greasy fingerprints.
Hey, maybe he left us the lighthouse.
-Bobby, we're finally homeowners.
-[Kim clears throat]
Too soon? Let's start
by fetching you that cell phone.
[Bobby] You gonna be okay?
I've got a new calling.
Become a teen.
Well… [stammers] …don't forget to
leave your phone on so we can reach you!
Oh, they grow up so fast.
[sighs]
Hey, no time for chilling, gramps.
We've got adventures to prep.
I don't know, Romy.
With Doug gone and Kim turning a new page…
[sighs] …it kind of feels
like the Doomies are over.
Hello? Uh, Bobby,
it's the retirement home.
They've got a spot just for you.
[sighs] I'm telling you, Bobs,
the Doomies aren't over yet.
This is just the beginning.
Evil is still out there,
and it's our duty to stop it.
And I know just where to start.
Whoa!
Earthquakes in Ouimper?
Don't be ridiculous.
[chuckles, clears throat]
Allow me to lay out my plan
for Ouimper 2.0. instead.
-Now, that's groundbreaking news.
-[groans]
That wolf boy talked
about an eerie crack in the ground
and now there's reports of more tremors.
Everything's gotta be linked.
Your spiel is convincing
and suspiciously well-choreographed.
I put in the work. You're a tough sell,
and I'm desperate for adventure.
-So, you in?
-Mm-hmm.
Whoo-hoo! [chuckles]
[both straining, grunting]
-Ow!
-[gasps]
-[groaning, screaming]
-Oh, no!
Oh, my toes are fine too, by the way.
Look, don't mean to be mean,
but if the quake-tector breaks,
we won't be able to track
those creepy tremors,
which equals no epic adventures.
[groans]
[both grunting]
[groans] Oh, it's even heavier
than a beached whale.
[groans, panting] I think you need
to come up with a better plan.
-[both grunt]
-[horn honks]
Ow! [groaning, screaming]
[tires screeching]
[both gasp]
[voice from car radio 1]
Well, come on, hop aboard ♪
I'm back from the underworld ♪
Where I was so bored ♪
No way. Doug?
[horn honks]
It makes sense he'd come back as his car.
He never went anywhere without it,
and now he can go anywhere as it.
[sniffs, groans]
And there's still that lingering smell
of out-of-date prune yogurt.
[groans] So very Doug.
It's definitely him.
Doug. You came back.
On the day we finally sent you off.
-[engine starts]
-[music starts]
[voice from car radio 2]
I got an upgrade from beyond the grave ♪
And check out my new engine too ♪
All I'm missing is you! ♪
Then what are we waiting for?
Hit it, Doug!
-[engine starts]
-[tires squealing]
Kim, call us back.
You're never gonna believe this.
[sighs] Not answering her phone
just like a proper teen.
So proud of--
[groans, coughs]
That's right, fellow Doomies.
We are back and faster than ever.
So, stay tuned for new, better adventures.
-[Bobby groans]
-[beeping]
Another tremor? Step on it, Doug.
You drive, I'll navigate.
[engine revs]
[tires squealing]
Left!
Right!
No! My other right!
[moos]
Whoo-hoo! [screams]
[screaming, groaning]
Do we have to go so fast?
Come on, Bobby.
Doug's back
and you want to pump the brakes?
[voice from car radio 3] B-O-B-B-Y ♪
-And his name-o was lame-o ♪
-[whimpers]
[chuckles]
Yeah. Well, don't come crying to me
when you need an oil change.
[gasps, groans]
[beeping intensifies]
[gasps] Looks like we're getting close.
We spent the whole morning
hunting potholes?
[groans] Where are
the levitating megaliths?
The armies of the undead?
I'd even settle
for spooky surges of energy.
So, it's not the Grand Prix of mysteries.
But who knows what big adventures
-it could lead to.
-[horn honks]
-[groans] I'll go see what's bugging Doug.
-[sniffing]
What's up, Doug?
Huh?
[groaning, panting]
Hey! Bobby!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No! [screaming]
Depth undetermined,
and tape measure toasted.
That's a little spooky.
Those fissures are so freaky.
I-I mean, how do they work?
What's in them?
Why are they suddenly appearing?
The mind boggles.
Forget the tremors.
The Dougster wants to burn some rubber.
-The Dougster? Um, I'm not so-- [screams]
-[engine revs]
Besides, it's time
we made our own adventures.
[tires squealing]
So, uh, we're just
gonna keep going faster…
[stammers] …and faster?
Relax, Bobby. Don't you feel alive?
[Bobby] No!
It's like my life
is flashing before my eyes.
[Romy chuckling]
-[Bobby screams]
-[chuckles]
Pfft, garbage truck is here early.
-[tires screeching]
-[groans]
How did they hear that?
[tires squealing]
Oh, it's just you, mega-dorks.
Congratulations.
You even make
self-driving cars look mega-lame.
-[all chuckle]
-[chuckles] Totally.
What does this antique even run on?
Coal? [chuckles]
Oh, want us to push-start it for ya?
[all chuckle, gasp]
[engine revs]
I guess when they go low,
we go lower, huh?
[stammers] Does that make us
low riders, then?
You're either with us or against us.
Just like the rest of the town.
-What are you talking about? Hmm?
-[music starts]
[voice from car radio 4] Ever feel
Like a big fish in a small pond? ♪
Misunderstood and with nowhere to go ♪
And even your so-called friends
Keep telling you to go slow ♪
Uh… [chuckles] Well,
I'm feeling awfully targeted.
Well, then it's time ♪
Time to shed the dead weight ♪
And say goodbye to old friends ♪
And hello to new adventure-- ♪
Listen, Romy, I don't think-- [screams]
[tires screeching]
[groans]
Ha ha, very funny.
Hey! Okay.
Hey! Wow, that's-that's-that's a good one.
No! [coughs]
Seriously uncool, guys.
Really?
[groans]
[groans]
What's up with the new look?
And what's up with you ditching me?
[scoffs] Relax.
It was just Doug
playing a little prank, yo.
Yeah. Well, I'm starting to think
whatever's possessing that car isn't Doug.
For one, the real Doug
would never let a gull land on him.
[seagull squawking]
You were saying?
Yeah. Well,
you've been acting weird all day.
You didn't care I hurt my toes,
you ditched me in the middle of the road
and you're still acting mean now.
Aw, all that walking must have
tired you out, Mr. Cranky Pants.
How about Doug and I drive you home?
I'd rather walk, thanks.
But this isn't over.
Come on, Kim. Pick up.
-[groans]
-[phone beeps]
Huh?
Romy? Have you come
to wheel out an apology?
[engine revving]
Uh, Romy, please tell me you're in there.
[voice from car radio 5]
Breizh instant mashed potatoes ♪
Squished to perfection
For an extra soft finish ♪
[groans]
[gulps] I'm not sure I like your tune.
[screaming]
[panting]
[screaming]
Whoo-hoo!
Splashdown!
Whoop, whoop! Bobby for the win.
[voice from car radio 5]
Breizh instant mashed potatoes ♪
Squished to perfection
For an extra soft finish ♪
Aw, fish!
[panting, groans]
Oh, boy.
[groans] Pick up, pick up, pick up!
Romy, the car is legit evil.
It tried to flatten me.
What are you talking about?
Doug hasn't moved. He's right here.
See? Maybe you should take
some time out to cool your engines.
Jenny? Mom?
What do you do when your best friend
has a new bestie,
but this newbie is most probably evil?
Tweenage heartbreaks?
[groans] I can't believe
this is my life now.
[groans]
Don't you have any friends
you can talk to?
Oh, that's right.
You're all alone once again.
Your Doug has gone.
Your Kim has quit.
Your family is absent.
And now, your best friend
has replaced you.
Okay. I was asking for support,
not a roast.
Besides, I'm not alone alone.
-[phone chimes]
-I-- Oh. Ah, see?
Friend. Nope. Just a notification.
New team, same spirit.
[groans]
Ooh, that one's gotta sting.
It seems the Doomies truly are dead.
[chuckles]
Good riddance.
Everybody, say, "Cheese!"
-[Bobby, Kim, Romy] Cheese!
-[groans]
It was so easy getting
everyone together when I was cursed.
Let me out of here
and I can take care of that for you.
[groans]
Whether I'm still friends
with Romy or not,
I'm still a Doomie,
and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
with a little help from the real Doug.
All right. Let's see.
"Ghost ships. Cursed garden gnomes."
No. "Enchanted soup tureens."
No, no, no, no, no. Aha!
"Evil wheelbarrows, carts
and other spooky wheels."
[muttering] "Speedy spirits"?
I knew it. I'm not crazy.
That car totally is evil.
And that's why Romy's been acting mean.
She's been driving under its influence.
I need to snap her out of it
before it's too late.
[panting] Anyway, long story short,
meet me as soon as you can, Kim.
Romy! Get away from the car.
It's possessed and it's possessive.
It's a possessive possessed car!
Save your breath, Bobby.
The Dougster and I are out of here.
We're going to hit the open road.
No! That's just what it wants!
To make you its ghost driver forever.
Oh, gee. Endless adventure?
Oh, that sounds like the worst.
Not!
-[engine starts]
-Romy, don't go.
The grimoire says-- [screams]
[voice from car radio 6] Little loser ♪
-Lost his only friend ♪
-No!
I guess this truly is the end ♪
Oh, those lyrics are super mean
and annoyingly catchy.
All right, we can't let Romy leave town.
And if she won't listen,
maybe that stupid car will.
But I'm gonna need your help.
-For Romy.
-[skeletons] Yeah.
[chuckling] Yeah.
You're on the air in three, two, one.
Go.
[voice from car radio 2]
Dance in my parking… ♪
[skeleton 1]
We're interrupting this program
to remind you that the ultimate
most brilliant Destruction Derby
Carpalooza Fantastica is happening now
at Ouimper scrapyard.
There'll be prizes and surprises.
If you have what it takes.
Everyone's gonna be there. So, come along.
Unless you're too chicken.
[tires screeching]
[both clucking]
[engine revving]
[tires squealing]
There's no destruction derby, dummy,
but there definitely
will be entertainment.
Welcome to the grand opening
of Ouimper's first drive-in movie theater.
Tonight's a Doomies double feature.
-Everybody, say, "Cheese."
-[Bobby, Kim, Romy] Cheese!
[screams]
We were out of popcorn,
-so I grabbed some sea urchins instead.
-[chuckles]
You always talk
about wanting real adventures,
-but what we had was real, Romy.
-[Doug chuckles on video]
[Romy chuckles on video]
Here I am, guys.
Where's the monster?
[all] Happy birthday, Romy!
[engine revs]
That's new.
[whimpers]
[grunts]
[grunting, straining]
[whimpers]
Kim! [chuckles] You're here!
But also, where were you?
-I've left you, like, 600 messages.
-[groans]
You never gave me Doug's pin code.
It's 0-0-0-0,
but also not important right now.
-[tires squealing]
-[grunts]
[electronic voice] You have 600 messages.
[Bobby on phone] Hello. Just checking in.
See if you've made any new friends
with any stupid cars recently.
Kim, hurry!
[Bobby] Romy can be the worst!
But even when she's the worst,
she's still the best.
[grunting, groaning]
[Bobby] I just don't want
the Doomies to end.
You guys mean the world to me.
[straining, grunting]
[tires screeching]
[screams]
[grunts]
[Bobby] And I think it's important
to remember the real adventure
is the friendships we make along the way.
There's 600 of these?
I was going through some stuff, okay?
Phew! Oh, glad that ride's over.
[snickers]
[static on radio]
[clattering]
Hmm?
Oh, yeah. Small anecdote.
Uh, this car is totally indestructible.
Just like our friendship.
-[groans]
-What? I mean it.
[growling]
If only it was that easy.
[grunts]
[grunts]
[both gasp]
[groaning, grunting]
[gasps]
[grunting]
[grunting continues]
[gasps]
[grunts]
-[whimpers] Ah, yes! Huh?
-Huh?
[groans] That page you ripped, I need it.
[both chanting in unknown language]
[chanting continues]
[growling]
[voice from car radio 7]
Our paths will meet again ♪
On the highway to-- ♪
[music fades, ends]
We forgot the quake-tector in there.
Meh. I think I've had
enough adventures for a while.
That was a wild ride.
But thanks for saving me, guys.
Eh, I had nothing better to do.
My mission was a bust.
I tried socializing at the beach,
and all I got was this sunburn
and zero new friends.
Oh, yowch.
I think we need to kick it up a gear.
[gasps] I know.
Let's host a mega teen party
at the lighthouse.
-It'll be fun and totally low-key.
-Mmm?
It won't be.
[Mallory] Get back to work.
You're not listening, Madame Mayor.
We-We dug too deep.
We've awoken something strange.
Think of the future.
Ouimper 2.0 needs you.
The machines are possessed.
He got a call from his long-gone cat.
And the coffee tastes funny.
-[sputters]
-It's the ore.
There's something otherworldly about it.
That's precisely what I'm looking for.
[chanting in unknown language]
[miners] Must get back to work.
Striking is bad.
Sleep is for the weak.
[cackles]
[theme song playing]