The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e13 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Oh, I love Spring cleaning.
Out with the old
Where did I get this bent stick?
All done.
Hiya, Rabbit.
Consider yourself bounced.
How lucky can I get?
Whoo.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
You ought to clean up this place,
bunny boy.
I was.
Ooh-hoo-hoo, let me help.
No, no, no!
I'll do it my
Self.
Say, what you gonna do
with all this stuff?
I'm taking it to the dump.
Woo-hoo!
What a great stickeroo.
Are you really gonna
throw it out?
Actually, I was gonna
give it to you.
Nice of you to drop by,
Tigger. Bye-bye.
Whew.
Every time he helps,
I end up in a mess.
Ooh, uh
Almost forgot.
Uh, here's that book I borrowed.
Thanks, Rabbit.
Uh, you're welcome.
Did you like it?
No. Not enough pictures.
Of course.
No, not again.
Not a very good bookend
you have there.
I'll have you know, it's a
it's a wonderful bookend.
It's a beautiful bookend.
It's it's, uh
Well, it's all by itself.
Uh, you need two, long ears,
or your books
will never stay up.
I know.
I've looked everywhere
for its mate.
No, you're right, Tigger.
Without the other bookend,
this one's no good to me.
I might as well
get rid of it.
Goodbye, old bunny.
I wish I could have
found your mate.
Ooh, look at all this stuff.
Wow, snow shoes.
What a neat bunny.
And I don't even
have to feed him.
There.
Hi, Piglet.
Uh, do you think
it'll snow soon?
Snow?
It's the beginning
of Spring, Roo.
Ah, I want to try
my new snow shoes.
Roo, those are tennis rackets.
They are?
Ah, I don't even have
a tennis ball.
Oh, boy.
Trade you my bunny
for your ball.
I'd be glad to, Roo, but
whatever am I gonna do
with this?
Oh, since bunnies hop,
I'll give this to
my very good friend, Pooh,
as a as a
Spring present.
Why, thank you, Piglet.
It's perfect.
What is it?
Oh, it's a bookend.
When you have two of them,
they hold things up.
She looks lonely.
I know.
Since she's all alone,
we'll hold her up.
Bye, Piglet.
And thank you.
Oh, Rabbit.
Come see my new honey bunny.
What's a honey bunny?
That's the mate to my bookend.
Pooh. Pooh,
I've gotta have it.
Please, I'll trade you for it.
Honey. Yes. You can have
a jar of my very best honey.
No, this was a present
from my very dear friend Piglet.
I can't give it away.
Two jars.
I mustn't.
Three jars.
Four. Five.
Wonderful.
I'll be right back.
One, uh, two, three, four.
Oh, no.
I don't have five.
I'll get the honey myself.
How hard could it be?
Even Pooh does it.
Obviously, this tree
wasn't built for rabbits.
- Boo.
- Ya-hoo!
Bunny boy.
You What's the matter,
long ears?
Oh, Tigger.
I need to get some honey
from that hive.
Oh, never fear, old buddy.
Gettin' honey is what
Tigger's do best.
I'll just knock that
old honey hive down
with my special stickeroo.
Look out!
We're under attack.
Oh. Who wants an old
bent stick, anyway?
Are you sure this'll work?
Don't worry, fluffy tail.
When's old Tigger
ever let you down?
Say, Tigger, you're right.
These work wonderfully.
I I feel like a
Like a graceful bird.
Duck!
No, not a duck.
Like a a swan.
No! Duck!
I hope these strings
are double knotted.
Well, of course, they are.
What's a knot?
Tigger!
Gee, hold on, big ears.
I got another idea.
And this one's
a thousand percent safe.
Safe? Well
Once you're up in the air,
I'll tow ya straight to
the honey hive
graceful as a bird.
A swan, even.
Yow!
Any more bright ideas?
As a matter of factual
Yes.
I I don't think I want
that honey after all, Tigger.
Oh, come on, bunny boy.
Can't you hear that
old bookend callin'?
Rabbit!
All right, all right.
What do we have to do?
Now all you have to do
is swing up to the hive.
Uh, but first, duck!
Not bad, Tigger.
But the rope's too short.
Oh, that's easy.
All we gotta do is
add some more rope.
No. I'm not doing any
more of your crazy stunts.
Oh, don't worry.
I'll handle all the
dangerous stuff this time.
Yai-ee!
Don't touch me!
Woo-ooh!
Just forget it.
I'll never get that hive.
I did it!
Woo-hoo.
That bunny bookend is
practically on my shelf.
The honey's mine,
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
Duck!
Don't show 'em any fear,
bunny boy.
They can sense it.
Here you go, Pooh.
Five jars of honey,
as we agreed.
Oh, my.
Thank you, Rabbit.
I hope it wasn't
too much trouble.
Oh, yes.
The bunny.
Here you are, Rabbit.
At last, I finally have
the other bookend.
Now all I have to do is
go to the dump,
and get my old one back.
Look, Piglet.
There's the bunny I gave you.
What?
Oh, no.
You mean, you got this bunny?
Yep. From the dump.
The dump!
You got it from the
That means
I've been chasing after
my own bookend.
All the time.
Oh, no.
Rabbit.
- Watch out for the
- Rabbit, look out!
Ahh, come in.
Well, go on, Pooh.
Uh, Rabbit, we thought that
since the bunny bookend
meant so much to you,
we'd make you a mate.
A mate?
Well, uh, thank you, Pooh.
Thank you, everybody.
Duck!
Tigger!
Ee, oo-ee, ee, ch-choo!
I'm sorry, Papa.
I'm sorry.
I know you're
allergic to me goofin' up.
It's perfectly all right,
oh, sweet son of mine.
We'll try it one more time.
Now, do you remember
your three Ts?
Sure, Papa.
Trackin', trappin',
and and
Trashin', son.
Trashin' them furry
woodland creatures.
The T-n-T's,
passed down from father heffalump
to son heffalump.
And the first T is
trappin'.
Now, dramatically
spring the trap.
Oh, come on, son.
Put a little more
heffalump oomp into it.
I'll be right back.
Papa, I didn't mean to do it.
I'm sorry.
Listen, son, uh,
why don't you go
practice some trackin'
while I, uh
Inspect the rest of this trap.
Uh, yeah, that's it, I'll, uh
Yes, Papa.
Ya-ha-ha-hoo!
- Whee!
- Whoa.
You were right, Pooh.
That wasn't so very hard.
That's because I'm so very soft.
Shall we do it again?
Ah, what's that, P-P-P-Pooh?
It sounds to me
like a crying jag.
That's short for jagular.
Oh, dear.
Is that one of
the fiercer animals?
I'm not sure, Piglet.
But perhaps if we ignore it,
it will go away.
But, Pooh, it sounds so sad.
Then we'll help.
Uh, good idea, Pooh, uh
Waaaaah!
Uh, you you help first.
It's not a jagular, Pooh.
It's Junior Heffalump.
Piglet!
Aww. Why are you crying?
I can't find any tracks,
and if I can't find tracks,
I won't be able to find
any other Ts.
And if I don't learn my Ts,
I'll let my papa down.
Ts?
All I know about Ts
is tea parties,
and that honey
is served at them.
Perhaps we should
take you to Rabbit's.
He's an expert at tea parties.
And honey.
Junior!
Tracks.
Gasp!
Heffalump nappers.
They must have snatched
my baby boy.
But I'll track 'em down.
Mm. Tea time.
Now who could that be?
As if I didn't know.
Hello, Rabbit.
This is Junior.
And we've come for tea,
and tea,
and honey.
But he's a heffalump.
And he has to learn everything
there is to know about Ts.
So we'd better get started.
All right.
Just be
Careful.
Hmm.
That has to be
a heffalump napper.
Only that many feet could
have left so many tracks.
'Scuse me,
but you're sittin' on
a thistle bush.
Thistle bush?
Didn't need to leave
in such a huff.
I said excuse me.
What else can possibly go wrong?
I had to ask.
Oooh!
Yeow!
Oh, bother.
Junior. Come on, boy.
Let's get outta here.
A ghost.
Junior's been kidnapped
by a ghost.
Junior,
tell me. What happened back there, son?
Well, you see, Papa,
we were having a tea party.
Me and my friends were
No time to talk now.
This is our chance to trap
some of those furry
woodland creatures.
But, Papa,
aren't you allergic to
furry woodland creatures?
Oh, yeah.
Ah-choo!
But we have to save him.
Ooh!
- We found him.
- But but
Not now.
You can thank us
when you're safe.
Oh. We can hide down there.
Gasp! How can it be?
My son's in the clutches
of the furry woodland creatures.
Oh. Where are we?
Smack dab where you
ain't been invited, sonny.
Confound nuisances,
droppin' in at all hours.
So, what do you want?
Uh, you see, Gopher,
uh, we're hiding from a ghost
that keeps chasing Junior.
Well, he's not exactly a ghost.
You see, I'm supposed to
learn my T-n-Ts,
- and
- T-n-T?
Well, sonny,
ya come to the right place.
Course, uh, we can only start
you out with a half dozen sticks.
After all,
you're just a beginner.
All I need is a running start.
Oh, no.
I forgot.
I'm allergic to holes, too.
Now listen, sonny,
- there's nothin' to this.
- But but
Ahh
Ah, don't be nervous.
First time's always the hardest.
Choo!
Gesundheit.
That's odd.
I've never said gesundheit
to an explosion before.
That was no explosion.
That was my papa.
Must be more allergic
to holes than I thought.
There, there.
Your father will understand
you blowing him up.
No, I've let him down.
It's not that I'm a bad son,
I'm just not
a very good heffalump.
I can't even track
furry woodland creatures.
Pooh, we have to do something.
I got it.
Nitroglycerin.
Don't worry, Piglet.
I have a fool proof plan.
Oh, my son.
My son!
What have they done with you?
I've failed him as a father!
Uh, Papa.
Not now, son.
I'm busy bein' worried about ya.
- Son?
- Hi.
Son!
Oh, it's good
to have you back, boy.
Hey, wait a minute.
Where have you been?
I've been trackin', Papa.
Look.
- Hello.
- Hi.
We've been tracked.
Ya did it, son!
Your first track.
I
Say, they look kind of familiar.
Ah, who cares.
Just pull that lever, son,
and ya got 'em trapped.
Trapped?
But, Papa
Remember, T-n-T.
Now pull that lever.
Hey!
Oh, no!
Papa! Oh, Papa,
I'm sorry.
My own boy.
Who'd have believed it?
Do you know
what you've done, Junior?
Goofed again.
You've trapped me, the teacher.
And to think I taught him
everything he knows.
Take me home, son.
Wait 'til your mama sees this.
Thanks for everything, guys.
I'll be back real soon
for a real tea party.
Bye,
little woodland creatures.
Uh-oh.
Woodland creatures.
It's like I always say, Piglet.
The family that traps
together uh
Ah-choo!
Traps together.
Oh, yes, Pooh.
You always do say that.