Adventure Time: Side Quests (2026) s01e14 Episode Script

[opening theme song playing]
Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go
To very distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispering] Side quests.
- [phone chimes]
- [laughs]
Game night?
[humming]
- [both] Game night!
- [screams]
All good. Hit it, BMO.
Oh, hey, it's the ladies.
'Sup, ladies?
Game night. Girls only.
- [vocalizing fanfare]
- [knock at door]
Game night!
[speaking Korean] Hi, everyone!
Come in, come in.
- Let's get this puppy going.
- 'Sup?
Careful. This group
can get pretty rowdy.
[speaking Korean]
Don't you worry.
Whoa, this game setup
looks intense.
Dang, girl,
you've been working.
[speaking Korean] Yeah, I wrote
all this for the game today.
You wrote all that?
Making your own
source material?
Bold choice for a first timer.
[speaking Korean] Did you all
bring character sheets?
Of course, we brought
our character sheets.
I went with a Barbarian class,
and took all my stats
from defense,
and put them in offense
to crush my opponents!
My character
is the Hottest Goddess.
As you can see, she's like
really hot and beautiful.
Yeah, my character's Rogue.
She's got a cool cloak,
a dagger and a second dagger,
and definitely
doesn't have a secret
that will be revealed later.
[speaking Korean] All right,
teams are all set.
[speaking Korean]
Let the adventure begin!
[speaking Korean] We're on
a rescue mission today.
[speaking Korean] Do you know
where our prince is?
[Lumpy Space Princess gasps]
Oh, my gob!
We're going to save a prince?
Please be single.
Please be single.
Oh, no, he's trapped.
[speaking Korean]
The story of three adventurers
[speaking Korean]
begins in an old tavern,
[speaking Korean]
with candles flickering.
Ooh, candles. Evocative.
[speaking Korean] The tavern
feels welcoming and rustic.
Oh, wow, this tavern
is welcoming and rustic. Nice.
[speaking Korean]
After a long journey,
[speaking Korean] you're
exhausted and your feet ache
[speaking Korean] you settle
into a corner of the tavern.
Wow, my super-hot feet ache
- after such a long journey.
- [door opens]
[speaking Korean]
All of a sudden,
[speaking Korean] a monk
steps out of the darkness.
[in English, British accent]
'Ello, weary travelers.
Okay.
OMG, girl!
Cool monk character.
Thanks, mate.
But I'm not just any monk.
I'm here to aid you
in your rescue mission
for the prince.
In this tavern,
you will find clues
to help you along.
And I brought you this map.
This map was written
in Dwarvanroon language.
Perhaps someone here
can help you read it.
I want to start a rave!
Uh, can she do that?
[speaking Korean]
Wait a minute.
[speaking Korean]
Wait a second, that's not it.
[Lumpy Space Princess]
I'm gonna roll for it.
Ho-ho, wow, a natural 20?
That's the best roll
you can get.
Yes! A nat 20, baby!
I tell you tales ♪
[upbeat music playing]
This rave is lumpin' awesome!
[in English] Uh, guys,
I think we should look
around, uh, the mission.
I can't hear you! Mama dancing!
Uh
[door slams open]
Oh! What is that?
I'm a mysterious vagrant.
I bet you guys
definitely want to ask him
some important information
about the rescue mission
that we're about to do.
Is he hot?
Huh?
Ugh.
I have something
important to tell you.
I'm hot.
[gasps]
Oh, my God! You're so handsome
and oily now.
Thanks, baby.
Ugh. All right,
well, we still need
to arm ourselves for the long
journey ahead, so
Oh, look, over there.
It's a weapons merchant.
Hello.
Okay, Marceline, your cloak
is only made from pixie string,
so you probably want to buy a--
Yeah, I'm gonna steal
all this stuff.
[laughs]
What can I do you for,
young lady?
[Marceline grumbles] Ugh.
A four's not gonna be enough.
- [others grumble]
- [Marceline] Just kidding.
I got that proficiency
bonus, baby.
- Let's go!
- Oh, heck, yeah!
- [laughs]
- Huh?
All my wares!
You've taken all my wares!
What was I thinking?
I never should have
left the stables.
- [sobbing]
- [Lumpy Space Princess] Wait.
Another guy? Is he hot?
Cha-ching, baby!
- Ooh.
- Wow.
I've never kissed
a short king before.
I'm not a king,
just a simple merchant.
[shushes]
[both moaning]
[Marceline laughs]
[Princess Bubblegum] Hey, you!
Get in line, soldier!
And puff up that chest!
What are you doing?
Building an army
for the inevitable battle.
- Hey, you!
- Me?
Got any weapons?
I have just a mace
and some arrows.
Awesome! You're in!
Okay! Yay!
Ugh. But there's already
an army waiting for us
in the footman's tower.
So, who here has
hand-to-hand combat experience?
'Cause it's gonna get bloody!
Oh, I like blood.
And this guy joins my army.
Huh. I need more pieces.
Uh, uh
[Marceline] Oh,
what about this guy?
- [gulps]
- He looks pretty tough.
- Here you go, PB.
- Ooh, cool.
We will slay all who cross us!
[grumbles]
Oh, I almost forgot.
I want to start some fires.
[Lumpy Space Princess] Nat 20.
Nat 20. Nat 20, baby.
Now grape me.
Hey, Hottest Goddess.
Remember the old quest-o?
[all chanting] Goddess!
Goddess! Goddess!
- Stop! Stop!
- [all stop]
Why'd you stop?
- [whinnies]
- Did you just sell our horses?
How are we gonna get
to the prince now?
It's cool. I got two gold coins
and that dude's baby pictures.
Yikes. He was
a really ugly baby.
Eh. Could be good blackmail.
Ugh. Okay.
Okay. It's fine.
We just need to find a new way
to get to the prince's castle.
It's not like they lit
the key on fire,
missed the chest
full of clues and supplies,
and turned their main source
of information into a hot oaf.
What else
could possibly go wrong?
[thudding]
All right, men, file in!
- Grr.
- Whoa.
Hachi machi, big boy central.
Turn the rave back on!
Oh!
Lose thyself to dance.
[upbeat music playing]
[glass shatters]
[laughs]
Whoo-hoo!
[sighs]
Nat 20.
- [chuckles] Neigh.
- Towel, my goddess?
Uh, yes, please.
[Lumpy Space Princess]
Your kisses are so slippery.
Ugh! That's enough!
[knight 1] You're all
under arrest!
- [clanks]
- Huh?
[tense music playing]
Jail?
What? Game over.
That can't be it.
Lady Monk, what's going on?
I traveled so far
to meet you in the tavern.
[speaking Korean]
We climbed mountains,
[speaking Korean]
crossed valleys,
[speaking Korean] and went
through the Doodoo forest.
[in English] And you never
even looked
for the clues I left you.
And now the kingdom is doomed.
[speaking Korean]
The game is over.
[speaking Korean]
We all ended up in jail.
[speaking Korean]
It's over.
But we were having so much fun.
[speaking Korean]
Really? Was it fun?
Yeah! This has been, like,
tops most fun game night ever!
It has been most enjoyable.
Come on. Let me just try
and pickpocket this guy
for the key.
I can get us out of here.
[speaking Korean]
Go ahead, try.
[speaking Korean]
But the game is really hard.
Uh, defenses-shmenses.
I got this.
[laughs]
Did you do it?
Did you get it?
No. But I got his diary!
Oh, God.
"Dear Diary,
today I waved to someone,
but they were waving
to the person behind me."
Hey, cut it out!
That's private.
That's my privacy.
[all laughing]
[laughs]
Ooh! My turn!
To hunk-ify you.
Nat 20!
What the heck?
This thing
has other numbers on it?
[laughs]
All right, it's my turn now.
I'm old now.
- [Princess Bubblegum] Guard!
- Huh?
[Princess Bubblegum]
Eighteen. Nice.
But I can't forget
to add my offense bonus.
[bones clatter]
Nice, dude. You got him.
Now what?
We're gonna be, like,
trapped in here forever!
Guys, come on.
We still have
one more party member.
[in English] Me?
Yeah, girl!
Let's see those moves!
[speaking Korean]
Sure, if that's what you want.
[all exclaiming]
[in heavy accent]
Chanting, chanting,
chanting, chanting, chanting
[seriously]
Chanting!
[bird squawks]
- Wow, that was so good.
- [all cheering]
That was crazy!
Raini, where
did you learn that?
I may look
like an average monk,
but I'm actually one
of the great flying monks
of Riddlerump.
I can imbue all
with the power of flight.
Holy ham-blam!
[all cheering]
We're coming for ya, Princey!
The prince is dead.
[all] Huh?
The Adventurers
hired to save him
were supposed to be here
two hours ago.
Now, please go away.
Was he single?
[closing theme song playing]
Come along with me ♪
And the butterflies
And bees ♪
We can wander
Through the forest ♪
And do so as we please ♪