Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e14 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh. Let's see.
Let me get this right.
( muttering )
Teddy
( gasps )
Quick.
All right, Teddy,
where are we going?
Huh?
Oh, there.
Teddy, no.
( muttering )
Hello, hello?
Oh.
MAN: Excuse me.
Monsieur, move that.
Move that junk now.
( muttering )
( music playing )
Yes.
Now, move along,
move along, move along.
- Okay.
- ( car honks )
( muttering )
MR. BEAN: Huh? What?
Oi.
( indistinct chatter )
Oh, thanks.
Thank you very much.
Thanks.
Not you.
Thank you.
Thank you, yeah.
Thanks.
Your big limo ran
into the back of my car.
Come on, Doll.
Right.
Oh.
What the?
Knock it off.
Oh, sorry.
Now Teddy,
where do you want to sit?
Over there? Okay.
Whoa, slow down. Whoa.
Where do you want to sit?
There?
( muttering )
You.
- Hmm?
- Watch it.
What are you doing over here?
Your table is over there.
Oh, my dear.
( exhales )
Ah, come on.
( glass breaks )
( screams )
MAN: Oh, look,
what has he done?
( muttering )
Knock it off.
Oh.
( exhales )
Sorry?
Huh? In my pocket?
Oh, Teddy.
Who is it from?
Teddy,
you little scallion. Oh!
You shouldn't have done.
It's a little cake.
Oh.
And my forth Oscar
was just--oh.
Yummy.
Oh.
( exhales )
Oh, dear.
Do you want one?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
( sniffing )
Huh, Teddy.
Teddy.
Quick.
Oh.
Sheesh.
( pincer snaps )
Huh?
( grunting )
- Oh.
- Oh, look at you.
You--what kind of place
is this?
I'm so sorry.
Teddy, please.
Oh, no.
Come on, Teddy,
come on, come on.
Hmm? He's alive,
he's gonna live.
- He's gonna live.
- Oh, cute.
He's okay.
( chuckling )
- What?
- Oh.
- Can it.
- Oh.
( gasps )
Shocking.
MAN: Oh, how--oh, you.
( music playing )
What do I do?
What do I do?
Oh, hmm, very nice.
Uh-hmm.
Fish, thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me do it.
Let me do it.
It's for you.
There. Now we do this.
Now, there.
You are now waiter,
go and wait.
That is how you deal
with rubbish.
Oh.
Kill that thing.
( muttering )
Waiter.
Oh, it's you.
Oh, good evening,
good evening.
I'll have the--huh?
- ( mutters )
- Huh?
- Ladies first.
- May I have the fish?
Yeah.
I want the lobster.
- Oh.
- That big one.
If he wants the lobster,
give him the lobster.
What are you waiting for?
Oh.
Hmm.
( mutters )
( pincer snaps )
What?
( muttering )
( music playing )
( muttering )
Oh, Lord.
All right.
( gasps )
( metal clanking )
Right.
Let me do it.
( mutters )
Come along.
Into the water with you.
( screams )
( muttering )
MAN: Right.
No.
Stop.
Right.
( groans )
( screams )
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I quit, quit.
Quit.
Oh.
Huh?
Toodle-oo.
Bye.
What's this?
Oh, no chef?
Oh, no, waiter, just you.
All right. Okay.
Uh-hmm. Now, I got
a big star out there
and he wants lobster
and he wants lobster now,
so I give the kitchen to you.
Me?
What am I supposed to cook?
Oh.
( muttering )
Right.
Monsieur, monsieur, I pace
myself, but it won't be long.
Ta-da.
Voila.
Oh, that looks really good.
- Huh?
- All right.
Go, Teddy.
Is it okay, monsieur?
MAN: Wait a minute.
- Too fresh?
- This is carrot.
Where is he?
I'm coming in after you.
- MR. BEAN: Oh.
- Uh-oh.
You have ruined my evening.
- Oh.
- Whoa.
MAN: Take this.
( metal clanks )
( grunts )
( muttering )
You little pipsqueak.
( grunts )
Oh. Hello?
Behind you, look.
Oh.
( laughs )
MAN: You forgot your bear.
Now you,
time to come to daddy.
( laughs )
( pincers snapping )
Huh? Ow.
Ow.
Ah, ow, ow, ow.
( indistinct chatter )
( chuckles )
Hey, cutie pie.
Oh, hello.
- Oh.
- I've had my eye on you.
( indistinct chatter )
Here they come.
( muttering )
Oh, smile, smile.
We're just good friends.
Oh.
( muttering )
Oh.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.