The Doomies (2026) s01e14 Episode Script

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[grunts]
-[electricity crackles]
-Hmm?
[electricity powers off]
[sighs]
[door creaks]
[groans]
[stairs creak]
[electricity crackling]
[squelching]
[groans]
[growls]
[electricity buzzes]
-[screeches]
-[gasps, grunts]
[distorted groan]
Go fish.
-[creature deflating]
-[slime squelching]
[squeaking, sputters]
[Romy sighs] You know
what sucks about being 13?
We're too old to be kids,
but we're too young to be teens.
[scoffs] I know. We don't fit in anywhere.
[children laughing, cheering]
Who wants to play Go Fish?
-[both groaning]
-Oh, that sounds fun.
Count us in!
[grannies chuckle, cheer]
[party horn blares]
[doorbell rings]
[guests chattering]
[both chuckle]
Sorry, kiddos, it's past your bedtime.
Huh?
[both chuckling]
[both grunt]
-[yells]
-[groaning]
So glad you two aren't like that.
Go Fish, anyone?
Luckily, those days are over
'cause today, we finally get to experience
our first reckless teen party.
[shrieks, chuckles]
This party is gonna be fire.
[both] Hmm?
[fire roaring]
[both panting]
This party was a terrible idea.
Let me cancel it.
[both] No!
The chosen one giving up?
That's out of character.
Plus, we're here to help you crack
the code to the normal teen experience.
[groans] I just don't know
how to do any of this normal stuff right.
I can't even cook snacks.
-[gags]
-[swallows] That's not so bad.
[gags] That's… that looks great.
[sniffs] Yeah, it… [gags]
…smells really nice.
[both chuckle]
What if this makes me
look even more like a weirdo?
You're being too hard on yourself.
Show us what you have,
and we'll take it from there.
Ta-da.
It's, um, very clean.
[chuckling] Yeah.
Nice, uh, center-centerpiece.
It's very centered.
-[screaming on gramophone]
-[groans]
-[record scratches]
-[screaming stops]
[Bobby] "Screaming Banshees Sounds"?
[stammers] Kim, that's not music.
And this room is so empty…
[echoing] …there's an echo.
We need to glam it up.
-We should have a projector here.
-[upbeat music playing]
Oh, oh! We could paint wings here
for everyone to take selfies.
[both] And we need games.
I have a game of Go Fish.
-[music stops]
-[both] No!
Hey, maybe no one will show anyway.
[chuckling] Yeah, about that. Uh…
-[both chuckle]
-"Unleash your inner beast
at the lighthouse palooza.
No tweens allowed"?
-[chuckling] Cool.
-[shutter clicks]
[beeping]
[reactions beeping, chuckling]
We got, like,
50 "Dying to be there" replies.
-[groans, panting]
-[heart pounding]
[distorted] It'll be fine.
[normal] Nothing bad will hap--
[shrieks]
-[both screaming]
-[shrieking]
[grunting]
[snarls, shrieks]
What was that?
Mermaid.
I don't know why they keep popping up.
It's only spring.
They should still be hibernating.
Yeah. Global warming's
throwing everything out of whack.
And that's wack.
-But can we get back to the party?
-No.
If they all wake up before salmon season,
we'll be their main dish.
I need to find their nest
and take them out.
But-But-But you can't leave.
-You're the host.
-Yeah. You can't not be at your party.
If they eat the guests,
there won't be a party.
You know how to be teens,
and I know how to hunt monsters.
-[doorbell rings]
-[all] Hmm?
I'll be back. [grunts]
[grunting]
Well…
[both] Guess we're gonna have to be
the hosts with the most.
-[Bobby grunts]
-[Romy giggles]
[both] Whoo! [trilling]
-[door opens]
-[Romy imitating ghost] Welcome…
[Bobby imitating ghost] …to the party…
[both] …of the century!
[chuckles]
Is this a trap?
[groans] It's a toddler party.
We've been trapped.
Wait. No, no, no.
This is totally Kim's party.
No, she's… she's very much a teen.
She's just, uh, fashionably late.
-We promise you. No adults.
-Reckless fun.
And anything your heart desires.
Hmm. You got free food?
[both chuckle] Of course.
Just give us a minute!
[groaning, panting]
Come on. There's gotta… [groans]
-Oh, come on. Doesn't Kim ever eat?
-Huh?
This is a disaster!
This was our one chance…
[groans] …to swim with the big fish…
[groans] …and it's slipping away
between our tweeny fingers.
-[groans]
-No, no, Bobby. It's okay. We got this.
Uh, we might not have food,
but we've got brains.
What? They're teens, not zombies.
No, you doofus.
We just need to stick to the plan and
convince them this is an epic teen party.
Oh, okay.
Until Kim gets back? Sure.
-[screaming on gramophone]
-[both scream]
[teen] Huh. Screaming Banshee Sounds?
Yo, pretty hardcore.
Bobby, that's it!
We need to go hardcore on the fun.
[wheels squeak]
[marker squeaking]
We need to reach these levels of fun
and we are way down here.
Come on. What screams epic teen party?
Uh, laser lights, a selfie corner,
killer music, party snacks.
[gasps] Ooh! Can we have pizza?
Can't afford it.
Can you call in a favor with your aunt?
And let Jenny know
we're partying with teens?
-No way!
-All right.
So, we need to be thrifty
and give the illusion of fun.
[both] Hmm?
Illusions!
Doug's magic stuff!
We can use that to get this party popping.
-[chuckles]
-[giggles]
-[clattering, crashing]
-[groans]
Oh, get ready to party hard--
Core!
[growls]
-[teen] Yeah, man.
-Hmm?
The vibes are weird,
but they said they got free food.
[shrieks]
-[squelches]
-[gasps]
Did you just hiss at me?
-[gasps, pants]
-[shrieking]
[grunts]
-[chuckles]
-[upbeat music plays]
That one connects to Bluetooth.
Search for the "Siren" device.
Who wants jelly…
[clears throat] …eels?
Jelly? Aw, yeah.
-[teen 2] Yo, that's awesome.
-[teen 3] Cool.
[chuckling] So good.
[gurgles]
[phone ringing]
[shrieks]
-[groans]
-[ringing continues]
-[beeps]
-Kim. Good news.
-Everyone loves your snacks.
-Mmm. [chuckles] Awesome.
Well, one weird dude.
Oh, want us to introduce you?
They can become your crush.
Or BFF.
Introducing Kim, the party queen.
Sorry. Big mermaid over there.
Gotta go. Bye!
-[sighs]
-[mermaid shrieking]
[groans, inhales deeply]
I know I'm at 80%,
but I get nervous if I get below 80%.
Do you have a charger?
Yeah, I got the cord,
but I don't have the block thing…
[sighs] This is as boring as
a game of Go Fish.
I thought teens were
what made a party fun.
It's because there's only four of them.
[groans] I don't get it.
We had almost 50
"Dying to be there" replies online--
What do you mean you can't find it?
It's a lighthouse. It's, like, huge.
Aha!
[all gasp]
[cheering, chuckling]
[clamoring]
-[chuckling]
-All right. Here goes.
-[phone rings]
-Romy!
Whatever you did up there, it's working.
-Listen. We're up to 12 guests.
-[teens chattering]
[gasps] Thirty-six.
[gasps] Fifty-four!
They're like moths to a flame.
Let's tell Kim the good news.
-[shrieks]
-[groans]
-[grunts]
-[growls]
[groans]
[squelching]
[growls]
[whines, shrieks]
[whines]
[whistling]
[gasps]
[panting]
[phone rings]
-[upbeat music plays on phone]
-I did it. I finally got the mermaid.
Great!
That means you can finally
come back to the party.
Listen to it. It's alive!
[all laughing]
But we promised you'd be here.
Everybody wants to meet the party queen.
No.
The only queen we should be
worried about right now is the…
mermaid queen.
Look, I'm not saying that's not important,
but… [sighs] …can't you
sit back real quick, okay?
Just for a little bit?
Yeah, you're missing out
on your own party.
My party?
I never wanted it in the first place.
-This was all your idea.
-[phone beeps]
[groans]
-[water bubbling]
-Huh?
-[electronic music playing]
-Maybe we did peer pressure her too much.
Oh, Romy,
what if this whole party was a mistake?
-[shutter clicking]
-[teens exclaiming]
That doesn't sound like a mistake.
True.
Eh, Kim is probably just being shy.
Just like this dance floor. It's shy…
of two party animals!
Let's dance!
[inhales deeply]
[pants]
Huh?
[object cracks]
[grunts]
[mermaids growling]
[snarling, growling]
-[pop music playing]
-[teens cheering, exclaiming]
[no audible dialogue]
-[imitates seal barking]
-[grunts] Yeah, yeah. Oh.
[both grunting]
[exclaiming]
-[Romy] Yeah. [chuckles]
-Yeah.
Oh yeah! Uh-huh! Whoa.
[chuckling] Sorry.
Hey, check this out!
Fireworks!
Oh, no! [chuckles]
Actually, they're magical artifacts!
-Yeah, we have no idea what they do!
-[shoes squeak]
We've got magical artifacts,
and we've got no idea what they do!
Let's use them!
-[teens chuckling] Oh, yeah!
-[both chuckle]
Yeah!
[mermaids growl]
[shrieks, snarls]
-[shrieking]
-[grunts]
[all shrieking]
-[squeaks]
-[grunts]
[mermaids squeak, shriek]
-[grunting]
-[mermaids shrieking]
[squelches]
[grunting]
-[shrieks]
-[grunts]
[squeaks]
[mermaids shrieking]
-[groaning]
-[mermaids growling]
[growls]
[groans]
[grunts]
[shrieks, groans]
Not so tough anymore, huh?
[mermaids whimpering]
Bring it on.
[mermaids snarling]
-[mermaid queen shrieking]
-[grunts]
[strains, grunts]
[strains]
[growls]
[cackles]
[shrieks]
[growls, cackles]
No!
[teens cheering, laughing]
We did it, Bobby.
We created the best party ever.
[shrieking]
-[phone rings]
-[gasps] It's Kim.
Kim, hi!
Please say you're coming back.
You have to leave the party! Now!
The mermaid colony, they woke up.
They're coming for you.
[shrieks]
[both screaming]
[shrieks]
[mermaids growling]
[shrieks] We'll call you back.
If we survive.
Everyone, get inside now!
[phones beeping]
Typical teens.
Everyone inside for, uh,
a game of Go Fish?
Oh! Nice. I love that game.
This party just keeps getting better!
I can't believe that worked.
[mermaids growling]
[whimpers, screams]
-[screams]
-[shrieks]
-[mermaids shrieking]
-Oh, no. It's not gonna hold long.
-We need to clear out the house. ASAP.
-No!
-Romy!
-[shrieking continues]
I'm sorry. I just…
[groans] It's our first
reckless teen party which we threw…
[groans] …and it was a beautiful,
crazy, reckless, successful rager.
[sighs] Give me a few seconds to mourn.
[mermaids shrieking]
All right. Let's do this.
[both] Let's blow this party up!
[strains]
[groans, pants] Oh, I'm so stupid.
[sighs deeply]
Why do I find it easier
facing monsters than facing teens?
[stammers] I don't understand.
Why am I so scared?
I'm supposed to be just like them.
I…
I acted like hunting mermaids
would protect everyone,
but I was just protecting myself
from a dumb party.
[sobbing]
And now, my only friends are gonna
end up as screech kebabs.
-[yells, pants]
-[pants]
[both] Whoo-hoo! Huh?
-[shoes screech]
-[both] Everyone, this is an emergency!
Get out of here ASAP!
We need to evacuate the premises!
You need to evacuate my personal space.
Time to fold and clean house.
Go fish.
-[shoes screech]
-[both] This party ends now
or we're calling the police!
Oh, you are the police.
[both gasp]
[growls, shrieks]
[shrieks, growls]
[shrieks]
I'm sorry, Bobby. We've created a monster.
A party so epic that no one can stop it.
From monster hunters to monster snacks.
[pants] I hope we taste better
than jellied eels.
[all jeering]
[mermaids growling]
[shrieks]
[both] Doomies for life.
[door opens]
[rock music playing]
-[both] Kim?
-[mermaids snarl]
[both] Hmm?
[magic pulsates]
-[both scream]
-[shrieking]
[all shrieking]
[magic sings, pulsates]
[mermaids shriek]
-[magic pulsates]
-[shrieks]
-Who invited this guy?
-Who cares?
He's saving our lives.
[shrieks]
[mermaids shrieking]
[magic pulsating]
-[shrieks]
-[magic pulsating]
Oh! Killer strobes! Whoo-hoo!
-[mermaids shrieking]
-[explosions]
[music stops]
[shrieking]
[magic pulsates]
-[pulsates]
-[mermaid queen shrieks]
What the…
Thanks for being a friend.
[magic pulsating]
Party's over.
-[both] Whoa!
-Ew! This place is gross.
I'm so out of here.
[teen] That's like the worst way
to end a party ever.
Our sincerest apologies
for the nautical inconvenience.
But thanks for coming.
Oh, and don't forget to like
and subscribe to our channel.
[chuckles]
[both giggle, squeal]
[Kim panting]
Hey, are you Kim?
Have you seen two tweens, Bobby and Romy?
The hardcore duo?
Yeah, they're in there.
[Kim pants]
Hey, glad I finally got
to meet the party queen.
Till next time.
[gulps]
Kim! We're-- Oh.
I'm so happy you're safe.
I'm sorry I avoided the party.
I…
-I just wasn't ready.
-Nah.
We should never have pressured you
into throwing an epic rager.
We were just desperate
to experience teen life too.
I guess it was kind of reckless of us.
-Wait, did we just act like classic teens?
-Mm-hmm.
[Romy chuckles]
[both] Whoo! [trilling]
[chuckling] What are you guys wearing?
Only our most professional
monster-hunter gear.
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
Hang on.
How did you defeat the mermaid colony?
[Romy] It was insane.
We were trapped. Nowhere to go.
When suddenly… [imitates fizzle]
…all the lights went out, and then kaboom,
some rando kicks in the door
and lights the mermaids up.
Oh, I'm talking epic powers here.
Like-Like shooting lighting
out of his hands. Zip, zap, zoom!
-He slimed them all.
-[Kim] So, wait.
Who is this guy?
Kim, meet our savior
and the new lighthouse keeper…
Killjoy.
[theme song playing]