The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e14 Episode Script
The Masked Offender/Things That Go Piglet in the Night
1
Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Through the peaceful countryside
raced the highness' carriage.
Faster and faster
the coachman drove,
for he knew somewhere out there
waited the most dreaded
bandit of them all,
El Canejo.
Halt!
Yelled the bandit.
Sunday drivers.
This is a hold up.
Snarled El Canejo.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Who can save us now?
Have no fear, citizens.
It is I, the Masked Avenger.
Oh, no. Oh, no!
Not the
The Masked Avenger!
Oh-oh.
Thank you,
Mr. Avenger.
No need for thanks, citizens.
Masked Avenger, away!
Uh, read me another Masked Offender story,
Christopher Robin.
Please?
Oh, please?
Uh, tomorrow, Tigger.
I'd love to be just like
that Masked Offender.
What a guy.
What a hero.
Just like a Tigger,
on account a he's the only one.
Very odd.
My own door won't let me in.
Who is it?
It's me, Piglet.
Yeah?
What do you want?
Uh, I live here.
Oh, yeah.
Then you're just the Piglet
I was lookin' for.
Yow!
Say, got any thread?
Um, uh, yes, over there.
- Scissors?
- Yes, Tigger.
But if you don't mind
my asking
Hey, can I borrow this?
Oh, no!
Thought they were all
gonna crash, didn't ya?
Um, who is it?
Ta-da!
Who are you?
Why, I'm the protector
of the forest.
Champeen of the underdog,
and other household pets.
I wrestle woozles.
I hogtie heffalumps.
I am the Masked Offender.
And you, citizen,
have the honor of being
my faithful sidekick.
Ooh, really?
You do the really important
side kickey stuff.
Like, uh, uh,
carrying my hero suit.
Oh, thank you.
But you must promise never
to reveal my true identity.
But I don't know
your true identity.
Why
It's me, Tigger.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ohh.
Masked Offender, away!
I forgot my hat.
No, you never know
where evil lurches.
You gotta keep your eyes peeled.
Look, faithful sidekick.
An evildoer
sneakin' up on bunny boy.
Quick.
The hero suit.
Yai!
Have no fear, citizen.
Masked Offender to the rescue.
What are you doing?
No! No!
My scarecrow!
No need for thanks, citizen.
Masked Offender, away!
But But
The crows!
They'll eat everything
in my in my
My garden.
Look, faithful sidekick.
Gopher's roof is full of holes.
Do you know what this means?
Well, um, Masked Offender,
I-I'm not sure
it means anything.
Why, when it rains,
he'll be flooded.
He'll be mudded.
We gotta save him.
Quick.
The hero suit.
Masked Offender to the rescue.
Say, what's goin' on here,
sonny?
No need for thanks, citizen.
Masked Offender, away!
Huh. Who's thankin' you,
you big Ahhh!
But, um, Masked Offender,
uh, there's nothing here to
Nothing to rescue.
Nothin' to rescue?
Then what's that?
Owl's house?
Exacticly.
Obviously, this tree
grew up under it
when Owl wasn't lookin'.
He's in terrible danger.
Why, if he sleepwalks,
he might fall and bend a beak.
Wh Excuse me, Owl,
but were you planning on moving?
No, Pooh.
Then why are we?
Masked Offender, away!
And then on top of that,
he fed my garden to the crows.
He destroyed my home.
Yeah, mine, too.
We've got to stop
this Masked Offender.
Uh, uh, what do you think, Pooh?
- W Well
- I have it.
We'll give him a taste
of his own medicine.
I second the motion.
Yeah. I third
and fourth it.
Oh, d-d-dear.
I must find Tigger.
Oh, a little more on his head.
More glue?
And molasses, too.
Wait 'til the
Masked Offender sees this.
Oh, help me, Masked Offender.
A citizen needs me.
Masked Offender to the rescue!
Masked Offender, don't go-o-o-o!
Ta-da!
Ah! Woohoo!
It was horrible.
It's a It's a
Hmm, you don't say.
Hmm, yeah.
It's as big as a h-h-house!
Really. Hmm,
that is terribibble.
Hoo, it's a it's a
whatchamadingle.
A watchamadingle, huh?
It's back there.
Uh, we're supposed to be
running from it, you see.
He's, uh, so scared,
he's speechless.
Have no fear, citizens.
The Masked Offender
to the rescue!
Yuck. He's got a face
only a mother watchamadingle
could love.
So you're the bully that's
been bullying my friends, eh?
All right, put up your dukes.
Put up your dukes.
Okay, I warned ya.
Masked Offender
away!
Wait a minute.
Hey! Let me go!
Let me go!
Oh, Masked Offender.
You saved us.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
I'm too late.
Are you all right?
Oh. Tigger!
You're the Masked Offender?
Not anymore.
I guess you were right, Piglet.
Nobody wants a Masked Offender.
Poor Tigger.
Poor Tigger?
Well, even if we
didn't know it was him,
he still ruined my garden.
This glue seems to be getting
gluier.
Whoa!
Help, somebody!
Help!
Piglet!
We're stuck!
Tigger!
Tigger, come quickly!
The others are in danger.
It's a job for
the Masked Offender.
Sorry, pal.
Nothin' doin'.
B-b-but they need you.
If anybody needs me,
which I doubt,
I'll be in here
for the rest of my life,
if not longer.
Well, they're our friends
and I'm going to help.
Uh, P-P-Piglet away!
Piglet away?
Uh-oh.
Oh, help!
Ohhh!
Masked Offender, away!
Missed.
Whoa!
Well, whaddaya know?
Watchamadingles bounce.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
There ya go, Owl.
Good as new.
You still have to fix my garden.
Oh, yeah.
You know, it was a lot less work
when I was the Masked Offender.
Maybe I should
stop bein' a Tigger,
and go full time bein' a hero.
Uh, Tigger,
remember what happened last time.
Yeah, you're right, Piglet.
I guess I'll keep the hero suit
in mothballs for a while.
But then again, you never know
when there'll be a call for
the Masked Offender!
Yeeow!
- Oh, d-d-dear.
- Hang on tight, Piglet.
- Isn't this fun?
- Hooray!
- Wheee!
- Yahoo!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Higher. Higher.
Hoo, hoo.
Tallyho!
Sure looks like fun.
Not that I'll ever have any.
Hey, what's all this racket?
Hey, watch where you're goin',
you Sunday driver.
Hiya, Gopher.
Uh, don't hiya me, sonny.
How do you expect a fella
to get any sleep
with all this noise?
Huh!
Don't you people know
it's past your bedtime?
Bedtime?
Whoa!
Oh, bother!
Tiggers need their
beauty sleep too, you know.
Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I'm coming back
first thing in the morning
- for my turn.
- Me, too.
It's the early bird
that sits on a worm.
Bet even the worm
gets a turn before me.
Hey, Piglet.
Better get home, too.
Don't want to be out here
when the light's out.
Woods are full of
bumpeties and spookables.
Spookables?
Oh, dear.
Oh, d-d-d-deary dear.
Ohhhh!
What was that?
Ohhhh!
What was that?
Either the moon's got termites,
or it's them spookables.
I'd better investigrate.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
I don't like it
when the night
squeaks.
Ohhhh!
Yike!
There.
What I can't hear can't hurt me.
Yo-oh-oh-oh!
Oh, n-n-n-no!
Oh, much better.
Now I can't see or hear it.
B-b-but what if it can
see and hear me?
Help!
Pooooh!
Oh, dear. I have to
get to Pooh's house.
He'll know what to do.
Whoa!
Pooooh!
Hmm. Somethin' mighty
strange goin' on around here.
Whoa!
Oh, d-d-d
d-d-d-dear.
A ghost!
Where? Where?
Ohhh!
Gasp! A spookable.
No bumpity's gonna get
the drop on me.
Hey, Eeyore,
whatcha doin' out here
actin' all scary like?
Learnin' to swing.
Don't get a chance
during the day.
Oh, the poor guy.
Well, don't worry.
I'll learn you to swing
like a nightingale.
I can hardly wait.
Eh, what I want to know is
how we're supposed to
catch a ghost.
Surprise!
Why, thank you, Rabbit.
Is it my birthday again so soon?
No, no, no.
We have to catch
the ghost by surprise.
I'll surprise him
With this.
Hoo-hoo. I say,
I do hate to bring this up,
but before we confront
the apparition,
we do have to find him,
don't we?
That's right.
Unless he finds us first.
Since you're havin' trouble
holding onto the swing,
this glue will hold
the swing onto you.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I got a sticky feelin'
about this.
One. Two. Three.
Shove!
Ohhhh!
Worked on this end.
Ah-ha! Hey, Eeyore.
I know what the problem is.
Glad somebody does.
It's not your swinging.
It's you landings.
Ha! Them I can fix.
I should be brave.
At least brave enough
to peek out,
and see something
besides my feet.
But suppose I peeked out
and did see something
besides my feet?
Pooooh!
Did you hear that?
It it's
the g-g-ghost.
Now is your chance
to surprise it, Rabbit.
Uh, maybe we should just
write it a letter?
I got somethin'
special delivery for it.
Follow me!
My, the dark certainly is
dark in here.
Oh, excuse me.
Quite all right.
Thank you.
The ghost!
Pooooh!
- The ghost!
- Where? Where?
Oh, d-d-d-dear!
Pooh Bear?
Why, hello, Piglet.
What were you doing
hiding inside of that ghost?
Well, you see,
uh, there was, uh
- And then
- Ha! I knew there were
no such things as
ghosts all the time.
Ooh, but there is
a ghost, Rabbit.
I I heard it.
Yes, Piglet.
And we heard you, too.
Ha! Ghosts.
Ooh, there it is!
Well, looks like we're gonna
investigate after all.
Hmm, you know what
you ought to have?
My stuffing examined.
No.
A head protectorizer.
Wonderful.
There. Now you can know
which way front.
Hold onto your hooves.
Ready?
No, but go ahead anyway.
Chaaaaarge!
Come on, ya scaredy cats.
Nothin' here but
The g-g-g-g-ghost.
A-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Hiya, Pooh boy.
What are you guys doin'
out in the darkedy dark?
That's no ghost.
That's Tigger.
Then wh-what's that?
That's what I'd like to know.
Heeeelp!
Must have been the wrong cord.
Oh, dear.
Ghost!
Say, what's the matter
with you guys?
Look!
What, that?
Ha! It's only Eeyore.
Surprise, surprise.
Oh, my. It is Eeyore.
Why, it's Eeyore.
Hoo. I say,
incredible.
Oh.
So it is.
Swell.
Hmph. But what about
my ghost?
No ghost.
Just a donkey swingin' from
the end of his parachute.
Swingin' from the end
of his parachute?
Hey, Eeyore.
You're swingin'!
Hooray for me.
Ha, ha. Yeah.
He came out at night
to practice.
And I was his coach.
Rawrrr.
So there was no ghost
all the time?
Only Eeyore.
And he's a friendly ghost.
Oh, my, look.
Hoo, I say, that seems like fun.
Yeah. Hey,
wait a minute, donkey boy.
I want a turn.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Me next. Me next.
Say, how about me.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
I do hope we're not
going to have to do this
every time he wants to swing.
Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Through the peaceful countryside
raced the highness' carriage.
Faster and faster
the coachman drove,
for he knew somewhere out there
waited the most dreaded
bandit of them all,
El Canejo.
Halt!
Yelled the bandit.
Sunday drivers.
This is a hold up.
Snarled El Canejo.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Who can save us now?
Have no fear, citizens.
It is I, the Masked Avenger.
Oh, no. Oh, no!
Not the
The Masked Avenger!
Oh-oh.
Thank you,
Mr. Avenger.
No need for thanks, citizens.
Masked Avenger, away!
Uh, read me another Masked Offender story,
Christopher Robin.
Please?
Oh, please?
Uh, tomorrow, Tigger.
I'd love to be just like
that Masked Offender.
What a guy.
What a hero.
Just like a Tigger,
on account a he's the only one.
Very odd.
My own door won't let me in.
Who is it?
It's me, Piglet.
Yeah?
What do you want?
Uh, I live here.
Oh, yeah.
Then you're just the Piglet
I was lookin' for.
Yow!
Say, got any thread?
Um, uh, yes, over there.
- Scissors?
- Yes, Tigger.
But if you don't mind
my asking
Hey, can I borrow this?
Oh, no!
Thought they were all
gonna crash, didn't ya?
Um, who is it?
Ta-da!
Who are you?
Why, I'm the protector
of the forest.
Champeen of the underdog,
and other household pets.
I wrestle woozles.
I hogtie heffalumps.
I am the Masked Offender.
And you, citizen,
have the honor of being
my faithful sidekick.
Ooh, really?
You do the really important
side kickey stuff.
Like, uh, uh,
carrying my hero suit.
Oh, thank you.
But you must promise never
to reveal my true identity.
But I don't know
your true identity.
Why
It's me, Tigger.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ohh.
Masked Offender, away!
I forgot my hat.
No, you never know
where evil lurches.
You gotta keep your eyes peeled.
Look, faithful sidekick.
An evildoer
sneakin' up on bunny boy.
Quick.
The hero suit.
Yai!
Have no fear, citizen.
Masked Offender to the rescue.
What are you doing?
No! No!
My scarecrow!
No need for thanks, citizen.
Masked Offender, away!
But But
The crows!
They'll eat everything
in my in my
My garden.
Look, faithful sidekick.
Gopher's roof is full of holes.
Do you know what this means?
Well, um, Masked Offender,
I-I'm not sure
it means anything.
Why, when it rains,
he'll be flooded.
He'll be mudded.
We gotta save him.
Quick.
The hero suit.
Masked Offender to the rescue.
Say, what's goin' on here,
sonny?
No need for thanks, citizen.
Masked Offender, away!
Huh. Who's thankin' you,
you big Ahhh!
But, um, Masked Offender,
uh, there's nothing here to
Nothing to rescue.
Nothin' to rescue?
Then what's that?
Owl's house?
Exacticly.
Obviously, this tree
grew up under it
when Owl wasn't lookin'.
He's in terrible danger.
Why, if he sleepwalks,
he might fall and bend a beak.
Wh Excuse me, Owl,
but were you planning on moving?
No, Pooh.
Then why are we?
Masked Offender, away!
And then on top of that,
he fed my garden to the crows.
He destroyed my home.
Yeah, mine, too.
We've got to stop
this Masked Offender.
Uh, uh, what do you think, Pooh?
- W Well
- I have it.
We'll give him a taste
of his own medicine.
I second the motion.
Yeah. I third
and fourth it.
Oh, d-d-dear.
I must find Tigger.
Oh, a little more on his head.
More glue?
And molasses, too.
Wait 'til the
Masked Offender sees this.
Oh, help me, Masked Offender.
A citizen needs me.
Masked Offender to the rescue!
Masked Offender, don't go-o-o-o!
Ta-da!
Ah! Woohoo!
It was horrible.
It's a It's a
Hmm, you don't say.
Hmm, yeah.
It's as big as a h-h-house!
Really. Hmm,
that is terribibble.
Hoo, it's a it's a
whatchamadingle.
A watchamadingle, huh?
It's back there.
Uh, we're supposed to be
running from it, you see.
He's, uh, so scared,
he's speechless.
Have no fear, citizens.
The Masked Offender
to the rescue!
Yuck. He's got a face
only a mother watchamadingle
could love.
So you're the bully that's
been bullying my friends, eh?
All right, put up your dukes.
Put up your dukes.
Okay, I warned ya.
Masked Offender
away!
Wait a minute.
Hey! Let me go!
Let me go!
Oh, Masked Offender.
You saved us.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
I'm too late.
Are you all right?
Oh. Tigger!
You're the Masked Offender?
Not anymore.
I guess you were right, Piglet.
Nobody wants a Masked Offender.
Poor Tigger.
Poor Tigger?
Well, even if we
didn't know it was him,
he still ruined my garden.
This glue seems to be getting
gluier.
Whoa!
Help, somebody!
Help!
Piglet!
We're stuck!
Tigger!
Tigger, come quickly!
The others are in danger.
It's a job for
the Masked Offender.
Sorry, pal.
Nothin' doin'.
B-b-but they need you.
If anybody needs me,
which I doubt,
I'll be in here
for the rest of my life,
if not longer.
Well, they're our friends
and I'm going to help.
Uh, P-P-Piglet away!
Piglet away?
Uh-oh.
Oh, help!
Ohhh!
Masked Offender, away!
Missed.
Whoa!
Well, whaddaya know?
Watchamadingles bounce.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
There ya go, Owl.
Good as new.
You still have to fix my garden.
Oh, yeah.
You know, it was a lot less work
when I was the Masked Offender.
Maybe I should
stop bein' a Tigger,
and go full time bein' a hero.
Uh, Tigger,
remember what happened last time.
Yeah, you're right, Piglet.
I guess I'll keep the hero suit
in mothballs for a while.
But then again, you never know
when there'll be a call for
the Masked Offender!
Yeeow!
- Oh, d-d-dear.
- Hang on tight, Piglet.
- Isn't this fun?
- Hooray!
- Wheee!
- Yahoo!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Higher. Higher.
Hoo, hoo.
Tallyho!
Sure looks like fun.
Not that I'll ever have any.
Hey, what's all this racket?
Hey, watch where you're goin',
you Sunday driver.
Hiya, Gopher.
Uh, don't hiya me, sonny.
How do you expect a fella
to get any sleep
with all this noise?
Huh!
Don't you people know
it's past your bedtime?
Bedtime?
Whoa!
Oh, bother!
Tiggers need their
beauty sleep too, you know.
Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I'm coming back
first thing in the morning
- for my turn.
- Me, too.
It's the early bird
that sits on a worm.
Bet even the worm
gets a turn before me.
Hey, Piglet.
Better get home, too.
Don't want to be out here
when the light's out.
Woods are full of
bumpeties and spookables.
Spookables?
Oh, dear.
Oh, d-d-d-deary dear.
Ohhhh!
What was that?
Ohhhh!
What was that?
Either the moon's got termites,
or it's them spookables.
I'd better investigrate.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
I don't like it
when the night
squeaks.
Ohhhh!
Yike!
There.
What I can't hear can't hurt me.
Yo-oh-oh-oh!
Oh, n-n-n-no!
Oh, much better.
Now I can't see or hear it.
B-b-but what if it can
see and hear me?
Help!
Pooooh!
Oh, dear. I have to
get to Pooh's house.
He'll know what to do.
Whoa!
Pooooh!
Hmm. Somethin' mighty
strange goin' on around here.
Whoa!
Oh, d-d-d
d-d-d-dear.
A ghost!
Where? Where?
Ohhh!
Gasp! A spookable.
No bumpity's gonna get
the drop on me.
Hey, Eeyore,
whatcha doin' out here
actin' all scary like?
Learnin' to swing.
Don't get a chance
during the day.
Oh, the poor guy.
Well, don't worry.
I'll learn you to swing
like a nightingale.
I can hardly wait.
Eh, what I want to know is
how we're supposed to
catch a ghost.
Surprise!
Why, thank you, Rabbit.
Is it my birthday again so soon?
No, no, no.
We have to catch
the ghost by surprise.
I'll surprise him
With this.
Hoo-hoo. I say,
I do hate to bring this up,
but before we confront
the apparition,
we do have to find him,
don't we?
That's right.
Unless he finds us first.
Since you're havin' trouble
holding onto the swing,
this glue will hold
the swing onto you.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I got a sticky feelin'
about this.
One. Two. Three.
Shove!
Ohhhh!
Worked on this end.
Ah-ha! Hey, Eeyore.
I know what the problem is.
Glad somebody does.
It's not your swinging.
It's you landings.
Ha! Them I can fix.
I should be brave.
At least brave enough
to peek out,
and see something
besides my feet.
But suppose I peeked out
and did see something
besides my feet?
Pooooh!
Did you hear that?
It it's
the g-g-ghost.
Now is your chance
to surprise it, Rabbit.
Uh, maybe we should just
write it a letter?
I got somethin'
special delivery for it.
Follow me!
My, the dark certainly is
dark in here.
Oh, excuse me.
Quite all right.
Thank you.
The ghost!
Pooooh!
- The ghost!
- Where? Where?
Oh, d-d-d-dear!
Pooh Bear?
Why, hello, Piglet.
What were you doing
hiding inside of that ghost?
Well, you see,
uh, there was, uh
- And then
- Ha! I knew there were
no such things as
ghosts all the time.
Ooh, but there is
a ghost, Rabbit.
I I heard it.
Yes, Piglet.
And we heard you, too.
Ha! Ghosts.
Ooh, there it is!
Well, looks like we're gonna
investigate after all.
Hmm, you know what
you ought to have?
My stuffing examined.
No.
A head protectorizer.
Wonderful.
There. Now you can know
which way front.
Hold onto your hooves.
Ready?
No, but go ahead anyway.
Chaaaaarge!
Come on, ya scaredy cats.
Nothin' here but
The g-g-g-g-ghost.
A-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Hiya, Pooh boy.
What are you guys doin'
out in the darkedy dark?
That's no ghost.
That's Tigger.
Then wh-what's that?
That's what I'd like to know.
Heeeelp!
Must have been the wrong cord.
Oh, dear.
Ghost!
Say, what's the matter
with you guys?
Look!
What, that?
Ha! It's only Eeyore.
Surprise, surprise.
Oh, my. It is Eeyore.
Why, it's Eeyore.
Hoo. I say,
incredible.
Oh.
So it is.
Swell.
Hmph. But what about
my ghost?
No ghost.
Just a donkey swingin' from
the end of his parachute.
Swingin' from the end
of his parachute?
Hey, Eeyore.
You're swingin'!
Hooray for me.
Ha, ha. Yeah.
He came out at night
to practice.
And I was his coach.
Rawrrr.
So there was no ghost
all the time?
Only Eeyore.
And he's a friendly ghost.
Oh, my, look.
Hoo, I say, that seems like fun.
Yeah. Hey,
wait a minute, donkey boy.
I want a turn.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Me next. Me next.
Say, how about me.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
I do hope we're not
going to have to do this
every time he wants to swing.