Vampirina: Teenage Vampire (2025) s01e14 Episode Script

1
I don't know how
to tell you ♪
I don't want to go home ♪
No, no, no, no
No! ♪
So I'm guessing
you haven't told Sophie
and Elijah you're leaving at
the end of the semester.
No, and I'm having a full-on
anxiety attack about it.
I'm a fritzing mess.
[sighs] Exhibit A.
You need to tell them.
I know it's hard.
But lying to your friends
clearly isn't helping things.
I'm not lying.
I'm just
not saying
the truth out loud.
But I'm saying it in my head.
And there,
I'm incredibly honest.
[sighs] Okay.
-You're right.
-Say that again.
I need to record this.
I'm gonna tell Sophie first.
I just have to find
the perfect time.
How will I know? ♪
It's the perfect time ♪
[grunts]
Super Strength Fritz, seems
like the perfect time is now.
Sophie, I have news.
I have news too.
Can I go first? Thanks!
Say hello to Mr. Sparkles.
And this is your cousin?
I don't know how humans work.
Mr. Sparkles is my family pet.
I asked my parents to send him
because I've been missing him
so much.
I really don't do well
with separation.
Really? I mean,
you're at boarding school
and you seem to be doing okay.
Yeah, but only because
you're here.
Boy, if you weren't here
Whoa! Could you imagine?
So, what did you want
to tell me?
Uh
that I want to have
an impromptu dance party.
Me too! See?
This is why we make
the best roommates.
I want this to last forever.
Everything is better
When we're together ♪
Slay, S-L-A-Y ♪
Stepping out
Into the light ♪
I have never felt so alive ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Watch me shine,
Shine, shine ♪
Slay! ♪
I can't believe
you still haven't told them.
I'm going to tell them
right now.
Get off my tombstone!
[all] Surprise!
On second thought,
maybe later.
Thank you!
You remembered
it's my death day!
Uh, no, but congrats, I think?
I actually have something
very important to ask V.
Vampirina Bubonica Hotly,
will you be
Be Mr. Sparkle's Godmother!
I'm gonna be the Godfather?
Blabbermouth, keep it up and you're
gonna be demoted to God uncle.
Here. The bunny ears
were Sophie's idea.
No, they weren't.
What do Godparents do exactly?
First and foremost,
we're going to
spoil him rotten.
All your drip is going
to be 24-karat bling bling.
A bunny's Godparents help
guide him
and take care of him
if anything happens to me.
They are people
I can trust to be there
for his whole life.
Ah, yes, his whole life!
Which in your estimation is longer or
shorter than the end of the semester?
Mr. Sparkles could live
to be 12.
He'll definitely be with us
all our years at Wilson.
Prom, senior pictures,
graduation!
Ooh, we get to shop
for our little tux!
Uh, uh, [clears throat]
You know, a cool one.
Have you considered asking
Britney?
She seems nurturing?
Are we talking about
the same Britney?
I'm kidding!
Of course I'll do it because,
duh, we're gonna be
together forever.
Family photo!
We're gonna be the best
Godparents ever! Bunny pie!
That's okay, we'll work on it.
[upbeat music playing]
Our a cappella group just isn't getting
the love it deserves lately.
Last open mic night,
no one even stayed to see us.
They all left after the amazing faculty
barbershop quartet sang.
I only hate them because
I want to be them.
We have to up our game.
How can we be less popular
than the people who still
check their emails on laptops?
Wait, do you see that picture?
I've never noticed it before.
Dean Merriweather is posing with the
members of En Rogue.
-Who's En Rogue?
-They were a very popular girl group
in the late nineteen hundreds.
And according to this article
headline,
Dean Merriweather was one
of the founding members.
Dean Merriweather was a former
pop girl group performer?
Now it makes sense.
You don't get that much confidence with
all that fabulous hair alone.
It could really plus up our show to
have a star in our midst.
[clears throat]
Another star in our midst.
Off to class you go.
[chuckles]
Dean Merriweather.
We were just wondering if you'd join us
in our next Wakapella show.
There's a solo
you'd be perfect for.
Oh, you want me to sing?
A little birdie told us
you have talent.
Well, that little birdie has a big mouth,
but he's right.
And the student body could
learn a lot from a seasoned
performer like you.
I could use a little
less stank on the word seasoned.
But they could.
We're really trying to show up
at the faculty barbershop quartet.
Ooh. Every Friday, one of them
takes my tuna fish sandwich.
Miss Kern says it wasn't her,
but her breath says otherwise.
So, what do you say?
Oh, well, let me think
about it.
All done. I'm in.
That barbershop quartet is going down like
they're students' test scores.
[all laughing]
Actually, it's a very serious
problem.
I probably shouldn't be joking
about it.
Mr. Sparkles, I could really
use a hug.
Sophie says you're really good
at cuddling, and I
Well You are really good
at this.
I know I should tell Sophie
and Elijah I'm leaving,
but it's so hard.
And if I tell them,
that'll make it real.
And I don't want it to be
real.
I know.
What if I don't say anything
and just disappear?
Uh, yeah.
Kind of like that.
Okay, hide and seek is over.
Come out!
God mama is not amused!
Oh, no!
Mr. Sparkles!
Come back!
Now I really need a hug!
Okay, everybody, welcome our new secret
weapon to the group.
Dean Merriweather.
[hoarsely] I'm happy
to be here.
I'm saving the pipes.
-Let's run your solo. On my mark.
-Hmm-hmm. Let's go.
[blows horn]
[all vocalizing]
Doo-dah
Dah, dah, dah, doo-dah ♪
Doo-dah Dah, dah, dah, doo-dah
Dah, dah, dah ♪
That was your entrance.
Was it?
Oh, I was enjoying listening
to you so much I must have missed it.
Hit me again.
[blows horn]
[all vocalizing]
[hoarsely] Lip gloss.
Rip jeans. Lip gloss.
Dreams in your backpack
With your ripped jeans ♪
Dreams.
Dreams in your leather
When you match the ♪
Dean Merriweather.
Maybe you need to warm up
a bit more.
Oh, good idea.
[vocalizing out of tune]
Rip jeans.
I've never heard sounds
like that.
I have. In my nightmares.
Ripped jeans ♪
Oh, there she is.
There she is.
Ripped jeans ♪
Mr. Sparkles?
Mr. Sparkles?
[sighs] Hop out, hop out
wherever you are.
Hey, there's my God bunny.
I've got lettuce
and a radish medley.
Oh, this play date is gonna
be hoppin'! Whoo!
Oh, no. Uh-uh.
-Don't you say--
-Mr. Sparkles is missing.
No! I triple-washed
this lettuce.
I've looked everywhere,
but I can't find him.
Sophie must be worried sick.
She would be, if she knew.
V, you have to tell her
the truth.
I can't.
I don't want to worry her
for no reason.
I'll find him. I just need
a little more time.
There might be another option.
You've been holding out on me
with a vampire time machine.
Please take me to see
the dinos.
What if we tell Sophie
that you really want to bond
with your new God bunny
and you turn your play date
into a sleepover?
That would buy me some time.
So there is no time machine.
And do you want me to lie?
Co-parenting with you?
Not a good idea.
Look who's back from
his sleepover.
Mr. Sparkles.
Mama Mr. Funny Bunny.
-Yes, she did.
-[growling]
Did he growl?
Oh, he's probably just hangry.
You're right.
I'll give him a snack.
-Here you go.
-[snarling, grunting]
Whoa! He's never done
that before.
What?
That just looks like normal
hungry bunny behavior to me.
[burps]
Well, better out than in,
I always say.
Let's go get breakfast.
We're dropping out
of the open mic night?
I ripped my jeans for nothing?
We didn't have a choice.
Two of our members are out
with, um, sore throats.
Yeah, they ba-ba-ba.
Too close to the sun.
Shoot, I was so looking
forward to our performance.
We all were.
But these things happen.
And it's best to just accept it and
move on without any investigation.
Well Of course, there'll be
other opportunities down the road.
Oh, perhaps I could join
the faculty barbershop quartet.
We'd love that.
But, uh, darn it.
Quartet means just four.
Our loss. Hmm.
Fine.
But don't be eating my tuna
sandwiches anymore, Kern.
I can smell the guilt
on your breath.
[exhales]
[soft music playing]
Here, bunny!
Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny.
Where are you?
Hey, I heard
you found Mr. Sparkles.
Yeah, it all worked out.
Let's just accept it and move
on without any investigation.
V, what did you do?
Okay. I went on the underworld
wide web and found a business with, well,
mixed reviews,
but free express shipping.
And replaced Mr. Sparkles
with a Pooka from Transylvania.
You replaced my God bunny
with a Pooka?
-Isn't that a
-A temperamental, shape-shifting monster
that can change into
literally anything it interacts with
or even sees a picture of?
Yes, it is.
Technically accurate,
but we could fix our tone.
You better have
an assignment, V.
When there's a Pooka
without a clear job to do,
it can shapeshift all the way
to the top.
You don't want another Pooka
president, do you?
Another?
It's not a forever solution,
okay?
We will find Mr. Sparkles.
V, first, you need
to be honest with Sophie.
In fact, you should be
honest with everyone.
About everything!
For the moment,
I prefer to lie.
Now, are you guys gonna
help me look for this rabbit or not?
If we're gonna do it,
we're gonna do it right.
We need ten pounds of arugula
and a portable speaker.
Got it.
What are you gonna play?
If you loved him like I do,
you'd know. Go!
[dramatic music playing]
-What are you doing?
-Whoa!
I'm making a floor salad.
I'm glad you're here
because I'm worried about Mr. Sparkles.
He's been acting strange
all day.
Oh? How so?
It's hard to describe.
There's just a lot of
[grunting, snarling]
What he said.
[snarling, chittering]
He's probably just upset
because he's having a baby.
He's having a baby?
Oh, my darkness!
Mr. Sparkles shouldn't be able
to do that.
[liquid flows]
And the baby
shouldn't have horns.
Who is this pregnant impostor?
V, look who I found!
Oh, Mr. Sparkles!
He was hiding under the
Oh, Hazel.
If this is Mr. Sparkles,
who or what is
giving birth right now?
[barks, snarls]
[chittering]
There you go,
the real Mr. Sparkles.
Do you have something
you wanna tell me?
You're the worst.
This best Godfather koozie is a lie.
It's not Elijah's fault.
I took Mr. Sparkles
out of his cage and he ran away.
And then I replaced him with
a shape-shifting Pooka
from Transylvania.
I don't know what that is,
but I am not happy about it.
I was just trying
to protect you.
By losing my bunny and then replacing him
with a polka monster?
[both] Pooka.
Whatever.
Best friends don't lie to each
other like that.
[snarling]
[all screaming]
[snarling]
-Why is there another Elijah?
-Yeah, her question.
It's not Elijah.
It's the baby Pooka.
[snarls]
[both scream]
And it can become anything!
[snarling, laughing]
I don't run like that, do I?
Not all the time.
Come on, we gotta catch it,
or this could cause a Pooka-pocalypse.
[snarling, laughing]
-Get back here. Come on.
-Wait, wait.
[indistinct conversation]
[snarling]
[all exclaiming]
[both screaming]
What?
[snarls, laughing]
Ooh!
[guitar strumming]
[chittering, snarls]
[laughing]
[exclaims]
[grunting]
Don't tell the dean,
the open mic is still on.
You coming to support?
[snarls]
[chittering]
Wow, you could just say no.
[snarls, grunts]
Honestly, this might be my
favorite version of Britney.
Okay, on three.
-[groans]
-Three!
Oh! We got it!
[chittering]
Okay, you and Mama Pooka
are getting sent back.
And Dirt's Pooka Paradise
is getting zero stars!
Do I want to know?
Then carry on.
Five, six, seven, eight.
[all vocalizing quietly]
Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪
Stop, stop, stop. Lacey,
we're trying to hide from the dean.
Not the correct pitch.
Now again.
-But better.
-[knocking at door]
Who is it?
[Merriweather] Are you rehearsing
in there without me?
Everybody hide!
What's going on in here?
It's nothing personal, Dean.
But you can't sing well enough
for the solo.
Huh, I don't think you know
what "nothing personal" means.
-We're sorry.
-No, don't be.
I mean, it makes sense.
I've had no formal training,
and the last time I sang in the shower,
I was evicted
from my apartment.
But I don't get it.
You were a member of En Rogue.
You know about that?
I was a dancer.
[all] Oh.
But you hit a diva in the head
with a baton one time.
So you're not upset?
No.
I mean, I was really looking
forward to performing,
but I just appreciate you kids
giving me the chance.
Wait, Dean.
Yes?
I'm sure we could work
something out.
Oh, thank goodness, because I didn't think
I was going to recover from this.
All right, let's go.
Aw, Mama Pooka and Baby Pooka.
It's kind of sweet.
Ugly, but sweet.
[snarling]
Okay.
Sophie, I can explain.
Why didn't you just tell me
the truth?
I didn't want to make you sad.
But I realize now that not
coming clean just makes things worse.
I am so sorry.
I forgive you.
But I don't want a best friend
who keeps things from me.
I know. Which is why
I have one more thing
to confess.
To both of you.
You do?
I saw my family doctor
and she said I've been away
from other vampires too long.
That's why my powers
have been fritzing.
The only way to stop it is
to go back to Transylvania.
For how long?
Forever.
I have to leave school
at the end of the semester,
and I won't be able
to come back.
V, are you serious?
I didn't know how to tell you
because
I just got so wrapped
up in pretending
everything was okay,
but it's not!
I'm not okay.
V
we got you.
I can't believe you've been
holding all that in.
[sighs] But now that we know,
we're gonna make the most
of these last few weeks.
Yeah, us first years to watch
are gonna go out strong.
I love you guys.
[soft music playing]
-Britney?
-What?
[snarling]
[chitters, laughs]
We've got to get a lock
for that cage.
[snarling]
[all clapping and cheering]
Thank you, thank you.
We'll be signing autographs
during office hours.
I've decided having
Mr. Sparkles at school
wasn't a good idea after all.
I'm going to send him
back home.
Honestly,
I'm a little relieved.
Being a Godfather
is an emotional rollercoaster
I was not prepared for.
We'll miss you, Mr. Sparkles.
Wait, are you sure
that's Mr. Sparkles?
I'm kidding!
I think.
[Britney] Nobody leave!
Tonight, Wakapella
has a special guest.
You know her, you love her,
and she has access
to your permanent records.
So sit down.
And enjoy the show!
[all vocalizing]
Ripped jeans, lip gloss
Strings in your backpack ♪
Candy rings, promises ♪
Trying to get
that time back ♪
Thought the world
Was yours ♪
Stands in front
Of the mirror ♪
Dreaming up the stage ♪
Now the world's going
To hear you ♪
-[all vocalizing]
-[all cheering]
Straighten your crown like
Your mama told you ♪
Shining your light
On the road for you ♪
Don't let them tell you
It's too late for you to try ♪
You're going to say go ♪
You're going to say go ♪
-You're going to say ♪
-[all vocalizing]
Don't let them tell you ♪
It's never too late
For you to fly ♪
[all clapping and cheering]
Oh, take that En Rogue.
And you too, Kern.
[laughs]
[upbeat music playing]