Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e15 Episode Script

1
Now, as the world watches,
Skinner's one point away
from winning the gold medal
in Olympic lettuce ball.
Just serve, please.
He grew up a child of nothing.
A boy who didn't even like vegetables.
Uh. You have
to do this every time?
Yes, I do.
[grunts]
He's done it!
USA!
USA!
USA!
Who is that guy?
I'm just a fan who loves sports
and hates lettuce.
[mimics trumpet]
Uh, you ever get the feeling
this isn't the way two high school kids
should be spending their Saturday?
Don't step on my moment, Bucket.
Yeah. Show some class.
Aloe in!
[grunts]
Greetings, squid.
Friend of squid.
Aloe, why you painted gold?
I presented myself as a human trophy
to the girls' volleyball team for winning State.
And they actually like that?
[grunts]
I'd say they enjoyed it.
Oh.
Lettuce ball. Fun.
I'd love to stay, but I'm on my way
to a sick party at my super-private yacht club.
Great food.
Huge swimming pool.
Cute girls.
You guys want to join?
Yeah, we do.
Fantastic.
Why don't you swing by
in, like, a bajillion years
when you could afford to become a member?
Out!
Why does Aloe get all the breaks
just because he's rich?
We should be the ones partying at the yacht club.
Dude, we should just go anyway.
But it's for members only.
Well, we could just show up
and crash the party.
What do we have better to do?
I know!
Let's hit the park and look for pine cones.
Who's with me?
Yacht club? Yacht club.
Yes.
I wake up, get in motion ♪
Get me to the ocean,
here we go ♪
It's all about the sunshine
and the kind grind ♪
All the girls that walk by,
hello ♪
You know that when
the storm rolls in ♪
That's when big waves
really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again Hey! Hey!
Life is just a barrel,
and the summer never ends ♪
Here we go again Hey! Hey!
You know it's always epic ♪
When I'm hanging
with my friends ♪
Ohh-oh-ohh ♪
Here we go again ♪
[polka]
The old saying is true.
Germans are great dressers.
Let's go.
Skinner, look at this place.
Yachts. Private pool.
Hors d'oeuvre?
No. I'm Skinner.
He want to give us some food.
Uh, how much?
The food is complimentary.
It's free.
And on the front nine I shot three birdies.
Bird killer!
Bird killer!
Citizen's arrest!
Citizen's arrest!
Sorry, old chum, carry on.
Dude, relax.
We need to blend in.
We can't kicked out
before we tried the pool or--
Dessert bar.
Just go over there and look rich.
Oh, shoot.
You stole my hiding place.
Uh, sorry.
I'll just go over there
and kill some birdies.
No, stay.
I'm Katherine.
I see you're not a member here.
Uh, I'm the guest of this guy Hors d'Oeuvres.
Heard of him?
No. I just moved her
from back east
so I don't really know anyone yet.
Well, my name's Skinner.
I like to surf and eat pudding.
There.
Now you know one person.
Ah, it's so nice to meet someone
who doesn't brag about what private school
they go to every five minutes.
Oh, I can go months without talking about school.
Or going to it.
Has anyone here seen Katherine Toms?
Waiter, you failed to salute a captain.
Two minutes in time-out.
But you're not a captain.
Five minutes!
Want to go for ten?
Sven, the help stays outside.
But your boat is taking on water.
The S.S. Eye Candy?
My baby!
And that's who I was hiding from.
Our fathers are trying to set us up.
Dude, there's an accordion
player looking for our shorts.
We need to go.
Wait. Katherine Toms,
will you eat tacos with me tomorrow?
I'd love to.
Oh, great. He'll be in touch!
Kelly, let's go!
Today!
Is anyone looking at me?
Everyone is looking at you.
Give me.
Piper,
Mom grounded us,
yet we're out in broad daylight.
It's like we're thumbing our nose at Johnny Law.
Johnny Law?
[coughs]
What a dork.
Look, we're hungry, so we're grabbing a taco.
No one's gonna catch us.
Okay, you're right.
I'm calm.
Hey, girls.
Aah!
Aah!
What's going on?
Nothing! Why? You a cop?
Stop talking.
Hey, Three Pieces.
What's up, big guy?
I'm here on this blind date with this girl Molly.
Aw. Of course you are.
Is this her right here?
She's very pretty.
Piper, Molly's real.
I'm meeting here in a minute.
Why are you so jumpy?
Me? I'm not jumpy.
I'm chill.
Casual Kel is what they call me.
If you'll excuse us.
How did I let you talk me into this?
Can you relax?
What can possibly go wrong?
We'll take two number 4s.
There they are!
[alarm sounds]
Okay, the jig is up!
We're juvenile delinquents on the lam!
Don't make me go to the big house.
I'll never make it in there!
You'll never take me alive!
Um. So you're a our 1 millionth
Taco Taco Taco customer.
You just won a brand-new water ski boat!
Sweet.
Free boat? I call halfsies.
I have to say,
no one's ever taken me on a
first date to dollar taco night.
I'm not afraid to spend a little money on a girl.
You guys take nickels, right?
You know what I like about you?
My sweet monocle?
Oh.
Obviously the monocle.
But also you're just really easy to be around.
Thanks. You are, too.
Oh, Skins, old man!
Good to see you.
Bucket, you remember Katherine.
Of course, and yes it is Bucket.
As in the Beverly Hills Buckets.
[cell phone rings]
Oh. Sorry, guys,
I have to take this.
My dad.
How's it going? Dude,
she's like the greatest girl ever.
That's great. Did you ask
about getting guest passes to the club?
We could lounge by the pool whenever we want.
It didn't come up.
But I'm feeling pretty weird pretending I'm rich.
I'm gonna tell her the truth.
Skinner, no. She needs to think you're wealthy.
Everyone knows rich people
only like to hang with other rich people.
Trust me.
Oh, cool it, she's coming.
Hey, guys.
Sorry, I got to run.
Hey, I was thinking. You guys
should stop by the club some time.
I'll put you on the list.
Score!
I mean, splendid.
I had a really good time with you, Katherine.
Ohh
Me, too, Skinner.
She cleaned my monocle.
Hey, sweetie, what can I get you today?
A boat.
Oh, right, the contest winners.
This is so exciting.
Yeah, I have goosebumps.
Where's my boat, bean pole?
Piper, be polite.
So, in order to give you your boat,
I'll need to talk to your parents.
What are you talking about, bean pole?
You two are minors.
Legally I need to hand over
the title to your guardian.
Piper, we can't have Mom
come and sign for the boat.
She'll know won it when we
were supposed to be grounded.
Hide me!
Three Pieces, what happened?
It's my blind date Molly.
For starters, she's a cage fighter.
Goes by the name "The Rhino."
Then, as we were having dinner,
she took out her teeth
and cleaned them in my glass of water!
[Woman]
Three Pieces!
I have to hide!
Anyone else get that this is a place of business?
Anyone see a blond guy come in here?
He looks exactly
like Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt? Brad Pitt?
Yeah.
Uh, I saw him.
He just left a second ago
with his old girlfriend.
Old girlfriend, huh?
And just when I was ready to love again.
[grunts]
[shudders]
Thanks, girls.
I owe you one.
Brad Pitt?
Brad Pitt?
It's not the first time and it won't be the last.
Uh, Kathers,
don't mean to be a pain the bum-bum,
but I could go for a lemonade refill and spritz.
[bell chimes]
I think this beat lettuce ball,
am I r--
Uh. Is that Skinner's
rope bracelet?
Whoever said diamonds were a girl's best friend
never got a piece of rope.
Excuse me.
Hey.
Dude, that's your lucky bracelet.
How could you give her that?
Oh. It was easy.
Like this.
You must really like this girl.
Like her?
Do you hear those birds singing?
No.
I do.
Ah. Katherine, there you are.
Hey, Aloe.
Hey is for horses.
I should know, I own six.
[chuckles]
Rich and a sense of humor.
Why aren't we dating?
Because I'm dating him.
Commoners! Sound the alarm
and burn those cushions!
Relax, Aloe.
These are my guests.
Impossible.
They don't belong here.
That, sir, is an insult to my family's good name.
I demand satisfaction.
You can't demand satisfaction.
Aloe demands satisfaction.
No, I do.
I do!
Guys!
Skinner is my boyfriend.
You and Skinner?
People like us
can't date people like them.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, Aloe.
Why shouldn't two rich,
sophisticated people go out?
They're a perfect match.
I'm a rooster.
Quack.
You know, you might be right, squid.
Katherine, maybe you should take Skinner
to the Golden Key Ball tomorrow night.
Wait.
What's the Golden Key Ball?
Only the most formal club event of the year.
A 10-course meal where you can mingle
with the most influential members.
I know a man with Skinner's sophistication
should fit right in.
Do I have to wear long pants?
He's kidding.
My parents are gonna love meeting you.
I have to RSVP.
Cool. I went in the bushes.
[horse whinnies]
Clip, clop, boom, pop!
Hey, everyone, check out the massive steed.
Oh. And he brought
his horse with him, too.
What do you want, Aloe?
Just dropped by to show Skinner
how I'll be rolling to the ball tomorrow night.
I know you think Skinner
is gonna embarrass himself.
But just wait, because you're about to meet
the most well-mannered gentleman
the world has ever seen.
Ta-da!
Greetings, rich people.
[chuckles]
Wow, this just made my day.
You are so gonna make a fool of yourself.
[horse whinnies]
Aloe away!
Maybe he's right.
What do I know about hanging
with high society people?
I mean, sure.
I nailed it with the sweet outfit.
But I'm not fancy.
I can't do this.
Sorry, dude.
I know how much you dug going to the club.
I don't care about the club anymore.
I never seen you this into a girl.
I'm not letting you give up on her.
But what can I do?
I can't go to this ball and fit in.
All I know how to do is be Skinner.
Wait, I got it.
Hypnosis.
Remember that website Three Pieces used
to get over his fear of bats?
It totally changes behavior.
That's right. And he can
finally play baseball again.
I'll do it!
Hello,
Mr. and Mrs. Peckinpaugh?
That's us.
Call us Herbert and Estelle.
Kelly and Piper's parents.
Sorry we can't be there in person,
but we're vacationing in Paris, France,
for the next six months.
She likes to spend my money, Fritz.
But seriously, you have our permission
to give the girls that beautiful boat.
Yeah.
I need an adult here in person
to legally transfer ownership.
You listen to me, you chinless little twit!
Sweetheart, your blood pressure.
Look, if a parent or guardian can't be here,
they'll have to forfeit the boat.
Whoa, slow down there, doughboy.
We can work something out.
Wait. The kids' grandmother.
Nana Peckinpaugh can come sign for the boat.
We'll set it up. Bye.
We'll set it up?
Nana lives in Kansas City, genius.
I'll figure something out, Estelle.
Yap, yap, yap.
You're turning into your mother.
And with each word I say, you fall into a deeper
and deeper sleep.
You talking to me, right?
[groans]
This isn't working.
I guess it was stupid to think that a website
can teach me how to--
[snores]
hypnotize someone.
Okay, then.
"Use a test suggestion
to see if the subject
is ready."
Skinner, when I ring a bell,
you'll think you're a monkey.
[ringing]
It's on the internet.
It has to be true.
[chitters]
Oh, cool.[ringing]
Okay, let's try another.
Skinner, when I clap my hands,
you'll become a proper young gentlemen
schooled in the finest manners in etiquette.
Skinner?
Ah. Hello.
Fancy seeing you again, my good Bucket.
Chamomile. Smashing.
If you'll excuse me, I must go to the tinkle room
and take care of some gentleman business.
[chuckles]
Best website ever!
Sven!
Sven!
Sven, they're gone.
You can stop spying now.
Get down here
and tell me what they're planning.
Will you catch me?
Of course.
[grunts]
Sven, gather your teeth.
You can give me your report while I eat lunch.
Come on, Three Pieces, let's go.
You guys really know how to call in a favor.
We saved you from your blind date The Rhino.
You owe us.
I'd say something, but it's actually
an uncanny resemblance to Nana.
Okay.
Yeah.
We'll take a family photo later.
Let's go get our boat.
Fritz, I'd like you to meet Nana Peckinpaugh.
[old woman voice]
Oh. That's me.
Careful of my delicate old bones now.
For the love of Lucifer, that sauce is hot!
[chuckles]
She still has a lot of life in her, doesn't she?
So about the boat.
Right, let's go get the paperwork.
It's The Rhino.
She can't see me.
You!
I know who you are.
You're ex-girlfriend
who took my man away from me.
Don't deny it.
You're wearing
his St. Christopher medal.
Fine. But can you blame me?
That jugged jaw.
Those manly broad shoulders.
One smile from him, and I'm all woman.
Okay, this is disturbing on
at least four different levels.
Well, now you're gonna pay.
I learned this move in the cage.
Yeah? Well, you got
to catch me first.
[strains]
Ha ha. So long, sucker!
[cries out]
[gasps]
Nana's a man?
So I fired my maid for ironing my Khakis.
Huh. Because Khakis is my cat!
[all laugh]
Dude, you're doing great.
Indeed. Indeed.
Bucket, if I could steal
Skinner away for a minute.
I'd like to introduce him to my family.
I'd be positively delighted.
Skinner, this is my mom and dad.
Sir.
Ma'am.
Katherine, you didn't tell me
you had a younger sister.
This is my dear Aunt Bitsey.
Beauty without virtue
is like a rose without scent.
That's from a book.
Well, well, well.
Looks like your plan failed, Aloe.
Skinner is doing just fine
in rich people world.
I have to admit, I was wrong.
Look at him.
Skinner completely fits in.
And to make it up to him,
I will give him a toast.
Oh, goodie.
I remembered my toast bell.
Bell?
Everyone, a toast to Skinner!
[bell rings]
[chitters]
Skinner monkey want banana.
Skinner, you have the best sense of humor.
I'm clapping my hands.
Skinner, do you feel okay?
Never better.
My darling, would you do me the honor of a dance?
[classical music plays]
Do you know the waltz was first
introduce in Vienna in the 1780s?
Excuse me, may I have this dance?
Uh--I'm not asking, brown eyes.
Oh, look, Bucket finally has a girlfriend.
Time for another toast.
I'd like to see you try.
Backup bells.
Okay, Auntie, let's get the lead out.
[screams]
[loud clattering sounds]
[bell rings]
[chitters]
Skinner, stop kidding, you merry prankster.
[claps]
Ah, Vienna,
the city of music.
[bell rings]
[chitters]
[claps]
Splendid evening.
[bell rings]
[chitters]
[crowd screams]
What happened?
Let me guess.
We crushed it, huh?
I'm sorry, Katherine.
The truth is I lied about everything.
I'm not rich.
And even worse, I'm not a monkey.
Skinner--
I made up that stuff so I'd fit in.
I'm sorry.
We don't forgive you!
Now, leave through the workers' entrance.
Could you please just shut up?
Whoa, Katie. Careful.
The S.S. Eye Candy
is seaworthy again.
Don't miss your shot to hit
the ocean blue with Aloe.
[sighs]
[no audible laughter]
Strike 2, Ms. Toms!
Strike 2.
Skinner, listen.
I never cared how much money you have.
But rich people only want
to hang with other rich people.
What idiot told you that?
I should go check on Aunt Bitsey.
So what are you saying?
I liked the guy who I chowed tacos with
and who gave me a bracelet.
I can be that guy.
Much better.
Now,
do you want to dance?
Okay, but no waltz.
Band dudes,
do you guys know any Stinkbutt?
Let's get it rocking.
[heavy metal]
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