The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e15 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Hiya, Rabbit!
You could use a hand
with your handsome.
But if you really
wanna see beautiful,
tiggers are so beautiful
it hurts.
You're telling me.
If I was any better looking,
you'd need two of me
to hold all that gorgeous.
My public awaits.
Whoa!
Tigger, you broke the mirror.
That means you'll have
seven years bad luck.
Nah! It was only
a little mirror.
I'll probably
just get seven days.
Oh, no, no, no!
Seven years!
Years?
Oh, tiggers don't believe
in stupersitions!
Besides
it wasn't my mirror.
Oh, no.
Yeah, bunny boy, it's you
who's in for the bad luck.
Seven years? What'll I do?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Don't worry those fuzzy,
little ears.
Old Tigger will be
your bodyguard.
I'll guard your body
from all the ill fortune
that's gonna befall it.
Just have a seat
in this nice, safe
Don't move.
This chair's wobbly.
Lucky thing I stopped you
from sitting.
- You might have got hurt.
- Huh?
Now, don't worry.
I'll secure it.
Tigger!
Hmm, his bad luck
is about a gazillion times
worse than I figured.
Don't worry, long ears!
We won't let another one of
these things drop on your noggin.
Hey, wait a minute!
This one's got a worm!
Worms? In my prize-winning
apples?
Yeah, right here. See?
Tigger!
That's no good, bunny boy!
You can run from bad luck,
but you can't hide!
Seven years.
Seven years?
I'll never make it.
Ahh!
Oh, at last.
Bad luck can't find me here.
Bubbly bath?
Rabbit, you're just
asking for disaster.
Tigger!
No!
This isn't the answer,
bunny boy.
You gotta come out
and face your troubles.
How'd you get to be so good
at bad luck anyways?
Come on up, long ears!
This spot is 101% safe!
You won't even need
that anti-bad luck think.
Are you sure?
Sure.
Hmm.
Just a harmless vegetable.
But with the kind of luck
Rabbit's been having with apples
Tigger, what are you doing?
I'm digging for Rabbit,
Pooh boy.
Why, you're in luck.
There's one now.
Hello, Rabbit.
I have just come from your house
where I was looking for you,
when I happened to find this.
Seven whole years!
But shouldn't I see me in it?
Or perhaps I've forgotten how
to use it since I loaned it to you.
Why yes, I forgot.
It's Pooh's mirror.
Oh, Pooh, I am so sorry.
Seven years of bad luck.
Oh, but
Now, don't worry,
you're safe with me.
I'll protect you,
same as I did Rabbit.
Yes, and he's just
the tigger to do it.
Why, I'd be a mess
if it weren't were for him.
Oh, come on, Piglet,
it's only for seven years.
But my shirt? Ooh! Whoa!
Here, slip into this, Pooh boy.
Tigger, I'm confused.
If you're confused,
think how bamboozled
that bad luck will be.
From here on out, Pooh,
you're Piglet.
And Piglet, you're Pooh.
Got it?
Do Piglets such as myself
like honey?
No, but Pooh bears do.
- Alley-oops!
- Oh!
Oh, d-d-dear.
I wonder what that might be.
That is bad luck!
Run!
- Help, help.
- Help!
Don't worry, Pooh,
I'll protect you!
Now, if I'm Piglet,
but he's Tigger,
and you're Pooh,
then Rabbit must be
Keep quiet!
Don't worry about a thing, Pooh.
Or is it Piglet?
You'll be absotutely,
posilutly safe in here.
Do you really think so?
You just stay here for
seven years and you'll be fine.
Oh, dear! Seven years?
And don't open your door
for anyone.
I put a bona fide lightning rod
up there.
Now even lightning will
be afraid to come around.
Let's see bad luck get in there.
Well, that didn't work.
This is outrageous.
First me, then you,
now Piglet.
How can it be?
We're just lucky.
Don't worry, Piglet.
I'm sure Tigger knows
what's wrong.
After all, he was there
when all three of us
Tigger!
You were with all of us!
That's right, bunny boy.
And if it hadn't have been
for me
If it hadn't been for you,
none of this
would have happened,
right, Piglet?
There! You see?
Tigger hasn't been following
bad luck around,
it's been following him!
You broke the mirror.
The bad luck is yours!
He's right.
Oh, the pain, the agony,
the bunions, the woe,
the whoo, the you know who.
I'm gonna go away for awhile,
say seven years.
Tigger, what are you doing?
Packing seven years worth
of stuff, for goodness sake.
Mind if I borrow this,
bunny boy?
- Now, Tigger
- Don't try to stop me.
- My bed!
- I must go alone.
For the good of my fiends.
It's not safe having
me around, you know.
Me! I'm not even safe
being around myself.
- But
- Yeah.
I'm gonna miss you guys, too.
We can't let him leave,
not for seven years!
He'll miss my birthday.
Boy, seven years stuck
in the middle of nowhere.
This looks like
as good a place as any.
Tigger! Oh, Tigger!
Hey! What are you guys doing
in the middle of nowhere?
We unbroke the mirror.
It works!
It's unbusticated!
- It's me!
- Now you won't have to leave.
That old bad luck
is just out of luck.
P-P-Pooh!
Why, welcome back, Piglet.
Oh, Thank you.
Oh, no, no!
A broken mirror
doesn't mean bad luck, Pooh.
That's just a superstition.
Oh, I know, Christopher Robin.
I don't believe in
in those things.
I was just playing along
so the bad luck
wouldn't feel bad.
What are you looking for, Pooh?
I thought I might find
a four-leaf clover
just in case.
Silly old bear.
Christopher Robin!
You know you can't skate
without your earmuffs on.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, Mom.
Christopher Robin,
why can't you skate without earmuffs?
'Cause otherwise
his toes would get cold.
Oh, no! I can skate
without my earmuffs.
It's just I can't skate
without my earmuffs.
You know how moms are.
Ready?
Ready! For what?
Watch out, Piglet!
Gangway!
Oh, hello, Piglet.
Nice of you to drop in.
Hello, Pooh.
Where are we going
so very quickly?
Why, we're going skating.
Skating?
Last one on the ice is
last one on the ice!
The ice seems
particularly cold today.
Perhaps if I waited
till it got warmer.
Hurry up, Piglet!
You're missing all the fun.
Huh! Tourists!
Hey, anybody wanna play
ice cookie?
Isn't that ice hockey, Roo?
No, we're out of hockey pucks.
But Mama gave me
an oatmeal cookie.
I'll be captain
of the winning team.
And Christopher Robin,
you can be captain of the other one.
Pick me, Tigger! Pick me!
Hmm. I pick Roo.
- Pooh!
- Eyeore!
- Rabbit!
- Owl!
- Piglet!
- Oh, dear!
- Oh, bother.
- Come on, Piglet!
We need you!
Oh, I can't really.
I have to mow my lawn.
But, Piglet, it's winter.
Well, there's no use waiting
until the last minute.
I wonder what's wrong
with Piglet.
Perhaps I'd better find out.
Okay! Let's whack that cookie!
I got it!
I think I got it!
Yay!
Whoo! I say!
Hurrah.
If only I knew how to skate.
Piglet,
isn't your yard that way?
Why, Pooh,
what are you doing up here?
I've come to ask
What are you doing
up here, Piglet?
I'm up here because I
because I can't
I can't skate!
Oh!
Oh, dear!
One point for Piglet's team!
Whichever that is.
Hello, Piglet.
Finish mowing your lawn already?
He wasn't really mowing
his lawn, Christopher Robin.
Why, Piglet, what's the matter?
You see, he can't skate.
And he feels terribly ashamed.
Don't worry, Piglet,
we'll teach you.
But, Christopher Robin,
I can't do it.
I know I can't.
Of course you can, Piglet.
It's just like walking,
only not.
Well, this isn't
so entirely bad.
You see, Piglet?
You can do it.
Oh, dear! Oh!
Oh!
He caught one.
So what kind of bait do you use?
Spread out.
Let me have a crack at him.
I'll have him skating
quicker than you can say
Ticonderogia!
If you can say Ticonderogia!
You see, the trouble is
the little skates
on the little guy's little feet.
They're just too little.
Perhaps I might try learning
a bit later.
Say around summertime?
There, there, Piglet.
Be brave.
These king-size super skates
will do the trick.
I don't think this is
a good idea.
Good?
Why, it's downright superfluous.
Yaah!
Oh, I say, I'm impressed.
Reminds me of the time
my cousin Torbek shot
an armadillo out of a catapult.
Why, exactly what he said.
Well, that didn't work.
Christopher Robin,
I believe I have an idea
or something like one.
What is it, Pooh?
- Your earmuffs.
- My earmuffs?
Your mother said you couldn't
skate without your earmuffs,
so perhaps Piglet
could borrow them?
Yes! We'll give Piglet
my earmuffs.
That's a wonderful idea.
I rather thought so.
Christopher Robin, do you mean
if I wear these earmuffs,
I'll e be able to skate?
Yes, Piglet.
These earmuffs are magic.
First your right foot,
then your left.
Right, left.
- Good!
- I can skate.
I can skate!
The earmuffs really do work!
In a little while,
I'll be ready to play ice cookie.
It's ice honey now.
Eyeore ate the puck,
so Rabbit brought
a jaw for us to use.
Come on! We better hurry!
They'll start without us!
Oh, that was some game.
Yeah! And tomorrow
we got to break the tie!
Ta-ta, all.
Until tomorrow.
Yeah, I better be going, too.
Bye, everybody.
Why, Rabbit, we almost
forgot your honey jar.
Perhaps there's still a small
lowly smackerel left in it?
Oh, bother.
Now, Pooh bear, you know you
shouldn't go on the ice without skates.
We better go out and get him.
Help! Mama!
Oh, dear! What was that?
Say, isn't it a little foolhardy
heading downstream?
Don't you know there's
a waterfall over there?
Piglet!
- What, Pooh?
- Our skates!
Don't worry!
I'll save you s-s-somehow!
I almost forgot
my magic earmuffs.
Oh, my! The magic earmuffs!
Piglet!
Without my earmuffs, I'm doomed!
Piglet!
You're going the wrong way!
But I have to get those earmuffs
if I'm going to skate.
But Piglet,
aren't you skating now?
Yes, I was skating, wasn't I?
Oh, d-d-dear!
Is it over?
You see, Piglet, you never
needed those earmuffs at all.
Yeah! All you needed was
a little practicing.
And a little confidence.
Isn't it wonderful that I
became such a very fine skater
just as just as
Just as the spring thaws, as in.