The Troop (2009) s01e15 Episode Script
Speed
[school bell rings]
Girl It's so cute.
Boy Pink's your
favorite, right?
Thanks.
Ooo, thanks.
That's so nice!
Boy Like that?
Girl That's perfect,
just like us.
Hayley You know, I don't
think you could have picked
a worse time to start
a relationship.
One week into it and
it's Valentine's Day.
I mean, gifts, cards, candy?
It's starting to
turn into real money.
Don't worry, I went to
a discount warehouse to get
your card, and those are
imitation chocolates.
Come on, it's fun - the
decorations, the happiness.
Kind of like being
at an amusement park.
Minus the puke.
Well, you haven't even
tasted the chocolates yet.
[Hayley laughs]
I guess what I'm trying to say
is, it's a special day
and now I get to spend
it with you.
Um, now I think
I am gonna puke.
Ms. Heffelfinger Oh, Hayley.
[snort]
What?
Ah, hi, Mrs. Heffelfinger.
Have you seen Mr. Stockley?
I really want to talk to him.
Ah, no.
Sorry.
If you do see him,
could you please tell him
that we really have
to get together.
There is no escape.
[laughs and snorts]
I'm kidding.
But seriously, tell him.
[sniffs]
Do all women get this
crazy on Valentine's Day.
I think it's sweet.
People should get together
on Valentine's Day.
It's a day of love.
[whoosh]
[squishy sound]
[girl gasps]
Girl I never want
to speak to you again.
Aaah!
[screams]
You jerk!
Girl I can't believe you!
[students shout]
[bang!]
Girl You stink!
Boy It's a mistake!
Hayley And then he gave me
this cute little teddy bear
that you can program to say
the most adorable things.
I love you more than salmon.
[Hayley giggles]
See?
And then we're going
to eat lunch together,
and then we're going to
the silent movie marathon
at the art house after school,
and then we're gonna
What?
Valentine's Day is lame.
Totally lame.
Do you know who
I feel bad for the most?
Guys with girlfriends.
Exactly.
Sounds like we dodged a bullet.
Amen.
I think you guys are just
jealous because if you had
girlfriends of your own,
you would not feel this way.
Jake Ha!
We'll never find that out,
will we?
Wait
Valentine's Day is a stupid,
made-up greeting card holiday.
You're with us,
right Mr. Stockley?
The stupid made-up greeting
card holiday is Mother's Day.
Valentine's Day can be a
beautiful holiday celebrating
man's greatest achievement
of all - the ability to love.
Hayley See,
that is beautiful.
So how are you celebrating,
Mr. Stockley?
Hiding here, down below
the surface of the Earth.
Why?
It's Ms. Heffelfinger,
she's got 'Stockley fever'.
And ironically, the only cure
for it is more Stockley.
I once thought a girl
was really into me,
staring at me all day.
But it turns out I had
this thing on my lip.
I would kill to just
have a thing on my lip.
Take a look at this.
Ms. Heffelfinger
left it in my inbox.
Why don't you just talk
to her, let her down easy?
I've tried.
It's hard.
First, I'm flattered.
Second, I don't want to
hurt anyone's feelings.
And third and most importantly,
she's been fixing
my transmission for free
for the last nine months
and I can't afford
to break her heart.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some hiding to do.
I wouldn't admit this
to Hayley, but not having
a girlfriend on Valentine's
Day does kind of stink.
Well, at least
we have each other.
That's what I mean.
Look at them - Tim and Amy.
They've been together forever
and they seem pretty happy.
[whoosh]
Aaahhh!
I hate you!
It is over!
Amy, no!
I'm sorry.
Please come back!
[thud]
Okay, look, think of
everything that has happened
so far today: happy couples
everywhere breaking up
over completely bizarre
circumstances.
Wayne used fart
machine on Bella,
Jocelyn gave Greg
a bowl of worms
and Bill gave Fiona
those daisies.
What's wrong with daisies?
When it comes to flowers, you
either go rose or you go home.
Yeah, everyone knows that.
But those couples,
it is pretty strange.
It doesn't make any sense.
If you're going to break up,
why do it on Valentine's Day?
Why spend money on a gift
or gifts if you're just going
to break up with them?
I think it's an Eris fairy.
How come there's
no drawing or photo?
Stockley 'Cause no one's
ever seen one.
Felix Mr. Stockley, what
are you doing under there?
It's usually my nap time,
but I can't go to my office.
Heffelfinger might be lurking.
I thought you gave students
career advice at this time.
Ah, same difference.
The Eris fairies are incredibly
fast which is why no one's
ever seen one.
But there have been reports
for centuries about
mischievous creatures
tormenting happy couples.
But never has one tormented
so many in a concentrated area.
Because it's Valentine's Day.
So, what do we do?
How do we catch the Eris?
Felix Well, we could set up
a high speed camera trap
and maybe attach a net to it.
Stockley Hey, I just noticed
something on the TroopGrid.
The Eris?
Stockley No.
Heffelfinger just
went to the bathroom.
I've got between three and
30 minutes to grab my blankie.
Ahhh chooo!
[gooey sounds]
Hayley Are you sure
this is gonna work?
I mean, for all we know
the Eris doesn't even exist.
I'm pretty sure.
I've installed
an ultra-sensitive, hyper-speed
motion sensor.
Anything moving super fast will
trigger this magnetized net.
And I brought the ladder.
[Felix laughs]
[school bell rings]
Ha! Great work, Jake!
Hayley All right guys,
I've got to go meet Brian.
He says he's going
to walk me to science.
I have to go tosomewhere.
Meet people.
Do things.
Very busy.
Very busy.
[whoosh]
Wow!
Huh, this is really amazing.
I'm moving so fast.
[whoosh]
We're moving so fast.
Do you speak English.
You need to back off.
I guess you do.
[echoing snip]
Why are you doing this?
Because I hate
your Valentine's Day.
Me too.
And I hate love in general.
So do I.
Really?
Yeah, the whole idea
that two people connect
over things they have in common,
is really over-rated.
I feel the same way.
But still, that's no reason
to destroy other people's fun.
Just back off.
I have my reasons.
[whoosh]
Whaaaa!
Ow!
Felix?
Uh
I just met the Eris
and boy is she angry.
And beautiful.
So the trap worked?
Not exactly.
She's way too smart for that.
Plus, the plan
wouldn't have worked.
She's not small
like Tinker Bell.
Well, is she going to stop?
No, but in order to trap her,
we need better bait.
Better bait.
What do you mean?
A loving couple.
Where are you going to find
one with the knowledge
to fight monsters?
Yeah, and on such
short notice.
[awkward laughs]
I'm looking at
that couple right now.
Jake Huh?
We have to pretend
to be couple?
Ughew!
Ew?
What do you mean 'ew'?
Save the love talk for later.
Look, she's too fast for the net
but now that I know what
she looks like and how fast
she is, I've got just the thing.
The freeze ring.
Jake More freeze ray stuff?
The diamond intensives
the freeze ray, Jake.
Plus, it looks really good
with just about anything
you might throw on, hey!
[Hayley laughs]
Before you get to
"three easy payments",
can we please get to the plan.
You guys pretend to be
a couple in love
and then the Eris flies in
and tries to break you up.
And when she does,
we freeze her.
Seems plausible.
Felix Trust me, we'll be
home in time for Jake and I
to IM each other about what
you and Brian are doing.
[Jake coughs]
I'm sorry, what?
Maybe she and Brian
should be the bait.
Felix No.
We are the professionals.
You can't put
civilians in jeopardy.
Fine, let's do this thing.
Are you coming?
Stop dragging your feet.
Just give me a minute.
Geez.
Ms Heffelfinger Mr. Stockley.
Aahhh!
Oh, Ms. Heffelfinger.
Oh, you're a
difficult man to find.
Stockley I was just headed
someplace you're not going.
Let me tag along.
I really want to have
a heart-to-heart.
Fantastic.
Hah.
[school bell rings]
Oh, the bell.
Ha ha ha, well that means
I'm going someplace different.
Can I meet you in the
parking lot after class?
Well, I was
I have to check
your shocks, plugs,
and points anyway.
I am due.
Wonderful.
I will see you
[achoo]
oh, later.
Hey.
Hi, um, I've got bad news.
I've got to cancel
our lunch date.
I'm really sorry.
It's just I've got to
help Jake with his exam.
You know, he's a little bit
slow, bless his little heart.
You're canceling our lunch
date, on Valentine's Day,
so you can help him?
Let me handle this for you.
Hi.
Don't worry.
I've no intention
of stealing her away.
[Hayley laughs awkwardly]
She's far to ugly for me.
Got you covered.
[awkward laugh]
[awkward laughs]
[awkward laughs]
[thump]
Ow!
Ow! Sorry.
Felix When you guys
are ready, you start
with the relationship stuff.
We're trying, Felix.
Untuck your shirt.
Try to be relaxed.
What are you doing?
Fixing you.
I'm not broken.
If you guys are going
to fight, at least
look like a couple.
Put your arm around
her or something.
Ow!
Real smooth.
Real supportive.
[detector beeps]
Felix Okay, the motion
detector is finished.
Now, give her the ring
and for goodness sake,
look like you're
into each other.
We have a fairy
to catch, remember?
[gasp]
[giggles]
Hayley Hmm
Jake Hmm..
Ooo, what a surprise.
Your hands are cold
like the rest of you.
Oh ho, what surprise, you
smell like a day-old pot roast.
[laughs]
[Brian snarls]
Oh no.
Nice ring.
Brian, it's not
what it looked like
You know, save it.
We're done.
Oh, and you know what?
I want my speaking
teddy bear back.
Brian, my man.
I eat food from a trash can.
It's adorable
because it's true.
This is all
your fault, Felix.
It was your stupid idea.
No one had a better one.
The Eris is attracted
to people in love.
You guys need to be in love.
And if Brian gets jealous,
well that's the price to pay
for being monster hunters!
Well, maybe it's
too high a price to pay.
I'm going to go talk to Brian.
Wait.
Do you think I can
get that ring back?
The Eris didn't seem
to be fooled by it.
So, we'll talk about phase
two of my plan later.
Stockley Hope my plan
works better than yours.
Mr. Stockley, you don't
have to hide anymore.
You already made the date.
Oh, I'm not hiding,
I'm building.
Now that I've made a date with
Ms. Heffelfinger for Valentine's
Day, I had to find a way to let
her know that I'm a friend
but I don't want her
to think I'm interested.
So you're making a card?
No, a stink bomb.
I'm going to set it off
in the middle of our date.
I'll give her just enough
time to fix my carburetor
and then 'booo'
How is that nice?
Well, that way the date's
over and no one has to hear the
other person didn't like them.
It's a win-win.
Except for the stink.
I have a lot to learn
about love from you.
[Stockley chuckles]
I really didn't mean
to mess things up with you.
Hm, I guess it's
not your fault.
I'm just stunned he could
take you seriously
as competition.
Huh.
I know you're hurting so
I'm just going to let that go.
Felix Okay, come on guys.
Jack up the energy a little bit.
I'm going to try
this one more time
with a few more modifications.
[beep]
We're all set.
The freeze ray ring is connected
to the motion sensor so
please don't mess this up
'cause I really really
want to see Eris again.
So let's get to pretending.
She need to see true love.
Fine.
Ooh, we can't do this
right now, there's Brian.
Oh no, we can't wait.
What do you mean you're not
interested in going out with me?
What are you doing?
Jake You have to get
over this Brian guy.
Sure he loves you, who wouldn't?
You're the smartest,
most beautiful girl in school.
But you've got to
forget about Brian!
You're my girlfriend now!
Okay, I get it.
Keep it up.
She should be here soon.
[squirt, cough]
This is really sweet of you.
But I don't want
to go out with you!
The whole idea is ridiculous!
Ahem, ease up a little.
Other girls can hear.
Hayley I like Brian.
Jake Hayley, you're
better than Brian.
He's an okay guy but you
are a truly special girl.
The only thing bigger than
your sense of adventure
is your heart.
I don't think any guy
is good enough for you.
But if I got the chance
to be your boyfriend,
I know I'd never ever walk away.
[gasp]
Wow.
Really?
Uh-oh!
Right.
[boxing bell dings]
Ahhh!
Hayley Jake!
[crash]
Jake?
[whoosh]
Ha ha!
Jake, are you okay?
I'm great.
My brain kind of
cushioned the blow.
Can you guys handle the clean
up while I take care of her?
And don't forget
to Snark everyone.
Jake On it.
You're coming downtown
with me, little lady.
[crackling]
Hayley Whoa, whoa!
Ah, what about Brian?
Oh, he'll defrost,
in a minuteor 60.
You've got to protect the tips
of his fingers and his nose
or it could be bad.
What is that suppose to mean?
Gotta go.
Bye bye.
Wake up, Eris.
Wake up.
Hey.
Hey, you tied me up!
Let me out of here.
I can get you home.
[dimension mites buzz]
But first, I think it's time
we got to know each
other a little bit.
There's nothing you
need to know about me.
Let's start with why you're
inflicting so much pain
on everyone.
And I'm not letting you go
until you tell me.
Come on, talk to Felix!
Most girls talk
to me all the time,
mostly about their boyfriends
and how I'm such an easy guy
to talk to 'cause I'm
not like a real guy.
Okay, fine.
I was with my boyfriend
So you have a boyfriend?
Look at me,
what do you think?
Right.
Eris We Erises always have
boyfriends which is why when
we cross over from our dimension
and can't get back,
we get a little cranky.
And it doesn't help seeing all
these happy couple everywhere.
So you took your
anger out on them.
Yeah, I guess.
I can relate to that feeling.
You can?
Sure.
I spent a lot of my life
being surrounded by people
and never being noticed.
I'm not a wisp of wind.
[gasps]
But no matter how angry I get,
it still doesn't give me
the right to make other
people miserable.
I mean, you deserve to happy
just as much as they do.
Well
Eris You're so smart.
You figured out how to catch me.
And, you're pretty cute.
Eeep.
Aghh!
I wish we weren't from
separate dimensions.
It makes it so much
harder for us to date.
Plus, I'm 250 years old.
Felix You think that
would turn me away?
I once dated a girl
with sideburns.
Why?
[slap]
I'm sorry you have to spend
your Valentine's Day
this way, Prudence.
Oh no, Mr. Stockley,
you're worth it.
I just want you to know
how much I appreciate
everything you've done for me.
Well, I'm glad
you feel that way
because I'm going to ask
a special favour in return.
Really?
It's kind of
Valentine's Day related.
I hope you don't mind.
[sniff]
Oh well, Prudence,
I just want to make
your Valentine's Day special
so just tell me
what it is you wantslowly.
Ms Heffelfinger I'm a single
lady and I don't meet many guys
outside of school so
when I do meet someone
I feel I have that
special chemistry with,
I really don't want to waste
the chance to tell him.
Slow down.
Ha ha.
I can't hear all this so fast.
No, I can't slow down.
I have to blurt it out
to the world.
No, you don't.
Ilove
Wait.
Principal Nuss.
Prudence, I
What?
I love Nuss.
Nuss?
I love his nasal
voice on the PA.
I love his 'Skipping Class
is No Class' campaign.
Nuss?
Yes.
So you'll put in a
word with him for me?
Just tell him I like him.
Not me?
[laughs]
Oh, no.
No, no.
No.
[chuckles]
Why?
What's wrong with me?
Oh, Stockley,
let's not go there.
I wouldn't want to hurt you
on Valentine's Day.
Let's just be friends.
But I thought that
I have to go.
Oh, shoot!
Well, I suppose
I should go now.
Felix Right.
Back to your dimension.
Back to your time.
Back to your boyfriend.
[whoosh]
Eris I really
appreciate this.
If I could meet
someone just like you,
then maybe Valentine's Day
would be fun to celebrate.
[laughs]
Eris I think as soon as you
realize how lovely you are,
you'll be able to see that
love is all around you.
Like that cute girl in chemistry
class has a huge crush on you.
Bye, Felix.
[whoosh]
Whoa! Oh! Ooooh!
[bonk]
Ow!
Wait!
What girl?
Which chemistry class?
Oh, hey.
Hey.
How are you?
Good.
Good.
Good.
How's the eye?
Fine.
Ladies love it.
Female ladies.
Right.
Listen, Jake, um,
about yesterday,
there was a moment
I was just doing my job.
That's all.
Yeah, right.
Me too.
I just want to make
sure you knew I was
totaling acting as well.
Jake Absolutely.
I didn't mean all
those things I said.
Phew!
Yeah, right.
And I definitely did not like
having your arm around me.
Definitely not.
Yeah.
[door rattles open]
Teacher Okay, guys.
Let's turn to page 34 of your
workbook and we'll go through
your quiz answers
from yesterday.
Girl It's so cute.
Boy Pink's your
favorite, right?
Thanks.
Ooo, thanks.
That's so nice!
Boy Like that?
Girl That's perfect,
just like us.
Hayley You know, I don't
think you could have picked
a worse time to start
a relationship.
One week into it and
it's Valentine's Day.
I mean, gifts, cards, candy?
It's starting to
turn into real money.
Don't worry, I went to
a discount warehouse to get
your card, and those are
imitation chocolates.
Come on, it's fun - the
decorations, the happiness.
Kind of like being
at an amusement park.
Minus the puke.
Well, you haven't even
tasted the chocolates yet.
[Hayley laughs]
I guess what I'm trying to say
is, it's a special day
and now I get to spend
it with you.
Um, now I think
I am gonna puke.
Ms. Heffelfinger Oh, Hayley.
[snort]
What?
Ah, hi, Mrs. Heffelfinger.
Have you seen Mr. Stockley?
I really want to talk to him.
Ah, no.
Sorry.
If you do see him,
could you please tell him
that we really have
to get together.
There is no escape.
[laughs and snorts]
I'm kidding.
But seriously, tell him.
[sniffs]
Do all women get this
crazy on Valentine's Day.
I think it's sweet.
People should get together
on Valentine's Day.
It's a day of love.
[whoosh]
[squishy sound]
[girl gasps]
Girl I never want
to speak to you again.
Aaah!
[screams]
You jerk!
Girl I can't believe you!
[students shout]
[bang!]
Girl You stink!
Boy It's a mistake!
Hayley And then he gave me
this cute little teddy bear
that you can program to say
the most adorable things.
I love you more than salmon.
[Hayley giggles]
See?
And then we're going
to eat lunch together,
and then we're going to
the silent movie marathon
at the art house after school,
and then we're gonna
What?
Valentine's Day is lame.
Totally lame.
Do you know who
I feel bad for the most?
Guys with girlfriends.
Exactly.
Sounds like we dodged a bullet.
Amen.
I think you guys are just
jealous because if you had
girlfriends of your own,
you would not feel this way.
Jake Ha!
We'll never find that out,
will we?
Wait
Valentine's Day is a stupid,
made-up greeting card holiday.
You're with us,
right Mr. Stockley?
The stupid made-up greeting
card holiday is Mother's Day.
Valentine's Day can be a
beautiful holiday celebrating
man's greatest achievement
of all - the ability to love.
Hayley See,
that is beautiful.
So how are you celebrating,
Mr. Stockley?
Hiding here, down below
the surface of the Earth.
Why?
It's Ms. Heffelfinger,
she's got 'Stockley fever'.
And ironically, the only cure
for it is more Stockley.
I once thought a girl
was really into me,
staring at me all day.
But it turns out I had
this thing on my lip.
I would kill to just
have a thing on my lip.
Take a look at this.
Ms. Heffelfinger
left it in my inbox.
Why don't you just talk
to her, let her down easy?
I've tried.
It's hard.
First, I'm flattered.
Second, I don't want to
hurt anyone's feelings.
And third and most importantly,
she's been fixing
my transmission for free
for the last nine months
and I can't afford
to break her heart.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some hiding to do.
I wouldn't admit this
to Hayley, but not having
a girlfriend on Valentine's
Day does kind of stink.
Well, at least
we have each other.
That's what I mean.
Look at them - Tim and Amy.
They've been together forever
and they seem pretty happy.
[whoosh]
Aaahhh!
I hate you!
It is over!
Amy, no!
I'm sorry.
Please come back!
[thud]
Okay, look, think of
everything that has happened
so far today: happy couples
everywhere breaking up
over completely bizarre
circumstances.
Wayne used fart
machine on Bella,
Jocelyn gave Greg
a bowl of worms
and Bill gave Fiona
those daisies.
What's wrong with daisies?
When it comes to flowers, you
either go rose or you go home.
Yeah, everyone knows that.
But those couples,
it is pretty strange.
It doesn't make any sense.
If you're going to break up,
why do it on Valentine's Day?
Why spend money on a gift
or gifts if you're just going
to break up with them?
I think it's an Eris fairy.
How come there's
no drawing or photo?
Stockley 'Cause no one's
ever seen one.
Felix Mr. Stockley, what
are you doing under there?
It's usually my nap time,
but I can't go to my office.
Heffelfinger might be lurking.
I thought you gave students
career advice at this time.
Ah, same difference.
The Eris fairies are incredibly
fast which is why no one's
ever seen one.
But there have been reports
for centuries about
mischievous creatures
tormenting happy couples.
But never has one tormented
so many in a concentrated area.
Because it's Valentine's Day.
So, what do we do?
How do we catch the Eris?
Felix Well, we could set up
a high speed camera trap
and maybe attach a net to it.
Stockley Hey, I just noticed
something on the TroopGrid.
The Eris?
Stockley No.
Heffelfinger just
went to the bathroom.
I've got between three and
30 minutes to grab my blankie.
Ahhh chooo!
[gooey sounds]
Hayley Are you sure
this is gonna work?
I mean, for all we know
the Eris doesn't even exist.
I'm pretty sure.
I've installed
an ultra-sensitive, hyper-speed
motion sensor.
Anything moving super fast will
trigger this magnetized net.
And I brought the ladder.
[Felix laughs]
[school bell rings]
Ha! Great work, Jake!
Hayley All right guys,
I've got to go meet Brian.
He says he's going
to walk me to science.
I have to go tosomewhere.
Meet people.
Do things.
Very busy.
Very busy.
[whoosh]
Wow!
Huh, this is really amazing.
I'm moving so fast.
[whoosh]
We're moving so fast.
Do you speak English.
You need to back off.
I guess you do.
[echoing snip]
Why are you doing this?
Because I hate
your Valentine's Day.
Me too.
And I hate love in general.
So do I.
Really?
Yeah, the whole idea
that two people connect
over things they have in common,
is really over-rated.
I feel the same way.
But still, that's no reason
to destroy other people's fun.
Just back off.
I have my reasons.
[whoosh]
Whaaaa!
Ow!
Felix?
Uh
I just met the Eris
and boy is she angry.
And beautiful.
So the trap worked?
Not exactly.
She's way too smart for that.
Plus, the plan
wouldn't have worked.
She's not small
like Tinker Bell.
Well, is she going to stop?
No, but in order to trap her,
we need better bait.
Better bait.
What do you mean?
A loving couple.
Where are you going to find
one with the knowledge
to fight monsters?
Yeah, and on such
short notice.
[awkward laughs]
I'm looking at
that couple right now.
Jake Huh?
We have to pretend
to be couple?
Ughew!
Ew?
What do you mean 'ew'?
Save the love talk for later.
Look, she's too fast for the net
but now that I know what
she looks like and how fast
she is, I've got just the thing.
The freeze ring.
Jake More freeze ray stuff?
The diamond intensives
the freeze ray, Jake.
Plus, it looks really good
with just about anything
you might throw on, hey!
[Hayley laughs]
Before you get to
"three easy payments",
can we please get to the plan.
You guys pretend to be
a couple in love
and then the Eris flies in
and tries to break you up.
And when she does,
we freeze her.
Seems plausible.
Felix Trust me, we'll be
home in time for Jake and I
to IM each other about what
you and Brian are doing.
[Jake coughs]
I'm sorry, what?
Maybe she and Brian
should be the bait.
Felix No.
We are the professionals.
You can't put
civilians in jeopardy.
Fine, let's do this thing.
Are you coming?
Stop dragging your feet.
Just give me a minute.
Geez.
Ms Heffelfinger Mr. Stockley.
Aahhh!
Oh, Ms. Heffelfinger.
Oh, you're a
difficult man to find.
Stockley I was just headed
someplace you're not going.
Let me tag along.
I really want to have
a heart-to-heart.
Fantastic.
Hah.
[school bell rings]
Oh, the bell.
Ha ha ha, well that means
I'm going someplace different.
Can I meet you in the
parking lot after class?
Well, I was
I have to check
your shocks, plugs,
and points anyway.
I am due.
Wonderful.
I will see you
[achoo]
oh, later.
Hey.
Hi, um, I've got bad news.
I've got to cancel
our lunch date.
I'm really sorry.
It's just I've got to
help Jake with his exam.
You know, he's a little bit
slow, bless his little heart.
You're canceling our lunch
date, on Valentine's Day,
so you can help him?
Let me handle this for you.
Hi.
Don't worry.
I've no intention
of stealing her away.
[Hayley laughs awkwardly]
She's far to ugly for me.
Got you covered.
[awkward laugh]
[awkward laughs]
[awkward laughs]
[thump]
Ow!
Ow! Sorry.
Felix When you guys
are ready, you start
with the relationship stuff.
We're trying, Felix.
Untuck your shirt.
Try to be relaxed.
What are you doing?
Fixing you.
I'm not broken.
If you guys are going
to fight, at least
look like a couple.
Put your arm around
her or something.
Ow!
Real smooth.
Real supportive.
[detector beeps]
Felix Okay, the motion
detector is finished.
Now, give her the ring
and for goodness sake,
look like you're
into each other.
We have a fairy
to catch, remember?
[gasp]
[giggles]
Hayley Hmm
Jake Hmm..
Ooo, what a surprise.
Your hands are cold
like the rest of you.
Oh ho, what surprise, you
smell like a day-old pot roast.
[laughs]
[Brian snarls]
Oh no.
Nice ring.
Brian, it's not
what it looked like
You know, save it.
We're done.
Oh, and you know what?
I want my speaking
teddy bear back.
Brian, my man.
I eat food from a trash can.
It's adorable
because it's true.
This is all
your fault, Felix.
It was your stupid idea.
No one had a better one.
The Eris is attracted
to people in love.
You guys need to be in love.
And if Brian gets jealous,
well that's the price to pay
for being monster hunters!
Well, maybe it's
too high a price to pay.
I'm going to go talk to Brian.
Wait.
Do you think I can
get that ring back?
The Eris didn't seem
to be fooled by it.
So, we'll talk about phase
two of my plan later.
Stockley Hope my plan
works better than yours.
Mr. Stockley, you don't
have to hide anymore.
You already made the date.
Oh, I'm not hiding,
I'm building.
Now that I've made a date with
Ms. Heffelfinger for Valentine's
Day, I had to find a way to let
her know that I'm a friend
but I don't want her
to think I'm interested.
So you're making a card?
No, a stink bomb.
I'm going to set it off
in the middle of our date.
I'll give her just enough
time to fix my carburetor
and then 'booo'
How is that nice?
Well, that way the date's
over and no one has to hear the
other person didn't like them.
It's a win-win.
Except for the stink.
I have a lot to learn
about love from you.
[Stockley chuckles]
I really didn't mean
to mess things up with you.
Hm, I guess it's
not your fault.
I'm just stunned he could
take you seriously
as competition.
Huh.
I know you're hurting so
I'm just going to let that go.
Felix Okay, come on guys.
Jack up the energy a little bit.
I'm going to try
this one more time
with a few more modifications.
[beep]
We're all set.
The freeze ray ring is connected
to the motion sensor so
please don't mess this up
'cause I really really
want to see Eris again.
So let's get to pretending.
She need to see true love.
Fine.
Ooh, we can't do this
right now, there's Brian.
Oh no, we can't wait.
What do you mean you're not
interested in going out with me?
What are you doing?
Jake You have to get
over this Brian guy.
Sure he loves you, who wouldn't?
You're the smartest,
most beautiful girl in school.
But you've got to
forget about Brian!
You're my girlfriend now!
Okay, I get it.
Keep it up.
She should be here soon.
[squirt, cough]
This is really sweet of you.
But I don't want
to go out with you!
The whole idea is ridiculous!
Ahem, ease up a little.
Other girls can hear.
Hayley I like Brian.
Jake Hayley, you're
better than Brian.
He's an okay guy but you
are a truly special girl.
The only thing bigger than
your sense of adventure
is your heart.
I don't think any guy
is good enough for you.
But if I got the chance
to be your boyfriend,
I know I'd never ever walk away.
[gasp]
Wow.
Really?
Uh-oh!
Right.
[boxing bell dings]
Ahhh!
Hayley Jake!
[crash]
Jake?
[whoosh]
Ha ha!
Jake, are you okay?
I'm great.
My brain kind of
cushioned the blow.
Can you guys handle the clean
up while I take care of her?
And don't forget
to Snark everyone.
Jake On it.
You're coming downtown
with me, little lady.
[crackling]
Hayley Whoa, whoa!
Ah, what about Brian?
Oh, he'll defrost,
in a minuteor 60.
You've got to protect the tips
of his fingers and his nose
or it could be bad.
What is that suppose to mean?
Gotta go.
Bye bye.
Wake up, Eris.
Wake up.
Hey.
Hey, you tied me up!
Let me out of here.
I can get you home.
[dimension mites buzz]
But first, I think it's time
we got to know each
other a little bit.
There's nothing you
need to know about me.
Let's start with why you're
inflicting so much pain
on everyone.
And I'm not letting you go
until you tell me.
Come on, talk to Felix!
Most girls talk
to me all the time,
mostly about their boyfriends
and how I'm such an easy guy
to talk to 'cause I'm
not like a real guy.
Okay, fine.
I was with my boyfriend
So you have a boyfriend?
Look at me,
what do you think?
Right.
Eris We Erises always have
boyfriends which is why when
we cross over from our dimension
and can't get back,
we get a little cranky.
And it doesn't help seeing all
these happy couple everywhere.
So you took your
anger out on them.
Yeah, I guess.
I can relate to that feeling.
You can?
Sure.
I spent a lot of my life
being surrounded by people
and never being noticed.
I'm not a wisp of wind.
[gasps]
But no matter how angry I get,
it still doesn't give me
the right to make other
people miserable.
I mean, you deserve to happy
just as much as they do.
Well
Eris You're so smart.
You figured out how to catch me.
And, you're pretty cute.
Eeep.
Aghh!
I wish we weren't from
separate dimensions.
It makes it so much
harder for us to date.
Plus, I'm 250 years old.
Felix You think that
would turn me away?
I once dated a girl
with sideburns.
Why?
[slap]
I'm sorry you have to spend
your Valentine's Day
this way, Prudence.
Oh no, Mr. Stockley,
you're worth it.
I just want you to know
how much I appreciate
everything you've done for me.
Well, I'm glad
you feel that way
because I'm going to ask
a special favour in return.
Really?
It's kind of
Valentine's Day related.
I hope you don't mind.
[sniff]
Oh well, Prudence,
I just want to make
your Valentine's Day special
so just tell me
what it is you wantslowly.
Ms Heffelfinger I'm a single
lady and I don't meet many guys
outside of school so
when I do meet someone
I feel I have that
special chemistry with,
I really don't want to waste
the chance to tell him.
Slow down.
Ha ha.
I can't hear all this so fast.
No, I can't slow down.
I have to blurt it out
to the world.
No, you don't.
Ilove
Wait.
Principal Nuss.
Prudence, I
What?
I love Nuss.
Nuss?
I love his nasal
voice on the PA.
I love his 'Skipping Class
is No Class' campaign.
Nuss?
Yes.
So you'll put in a
word with him for me?
Just tell him I like him.
Not me?
[laughs]
Oh, no.
No, no.
No.
[chuckles]
Why?
What's wrong with me?
Oh, Stockley,
let's not go there.
I wouldn't want to hurt you
on Valentine's Day.
Let's just be friends.
But I thought that
I have to go.
Oh, shoot!
Well, I suppose
I should go now.
Felix Right.
Back to your dimension.
Back to your time.
Back to your boyfriend.
[whoosh]
Eris I really
appreciate this.
If I could meet
someone just like you,
then maybe Valentine's Day
would be fun to celebrate.
[laughs]
Eris I think as soon as you
realize how lovely you are,
you'll be able to see that
love is all around you.
Like that cute girl in chemistry
class has a huge crush on you.
Bye, Felix.
[whoosh]
Whoa! Oh! Ooooh!
[bonk]
Ow!
Wait!
What girl?
Which chemistry class?
Oh, hey.
Hey.
How are you?
Good.
Good.
Good.
How's the eye?
Fine.
Ladies love it.
Female ladies.
Right.
Listen, Jake, um,
about yesterday,
there was a moment
I was just doing my job.
That's all.
Yeah, right.
Me too.
I just want to make
sure you knew I was
totaling acting as well.
Jake Absolutely.
I didn't mean all
those things I said.
Phew!
Yeah, right.
And I definitely did not like
having your arm around me.
Definitely not.
Yeah.
[door rattles open]
Teacher Okay, guys.
Let's turn to page 34 of your
workbook and we'll go through
your quiz answers
from yesterday.