Vampirina: Teenage Vampire (2025) s01e15 Episode Script

1
[scatting]
What's with the robe?
Have we given up?
[chuckles softly]
Do you know how hard it is
to put deodorant under these?
We didn't have deodorant
back in my day.
Smelling bad was just
part of the charm.
All my fritzing
has gotten worse.
It's happening every day now.
What if I don't make it
to the end of the semester?
What if I can't open
for Millie Eyelash's concert?
[man clears throat]
Sorry to interrupt.
[both screaming]
And an [screaming]
to you too.
I think I might have a way
to fix your fritzing.
[ominous music playing]
-[singing] Slay! ♪
-S-L-A-Y ♪
Stepping out
into the light ♪
I have never felt so alive ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Watch me shine,
shine, shine ♪
Slay! ♪
So you're the reason why there are
fingerprints inside of my mirror.
My bad.
You're making it worse.
Sorry.
I'm Lucien Constantine.
I'm from a small Transylvanian
village in Western Moldavia.
You're from We-Mo?
I used to go to the
Scare Fair every summer.
Really? Uh, my family ran
the Zombie Dog Show.
Shut your fangs!
That's my favorite event.
Vee, focus! As great as it is to meet
someone from back home,
what's a vampire doing
in my mirror?
That's on me. A few years ago,
a Van Helsing trapped me
in this prison.
That's horrible.
-Why?
-For leaving Transylvania.
You know how Van Helsings
have it out for us.
I just wanted
to see the world.
[gasps] Me too.
It's been awful
being stuck in here.
I haven't seen
Paranormal Matchmaker in years.
Thank darkness your wizard friend
weakened the mirror
and allowed me to see you.
I should've known better than to shop
at a Van Helsing yard sale.
You always come home
with a cursed mirror.
Vee, you're the first vampire
I've seen in, like, forever.
You've gotten so weak
being separated from our kind.
That's exactly what
your doctor said causes your fritzing.
You said you could fix me.
Was that true?
Yeah. Just being near another
vampire can help both of us.
Let's try something.
[warbling]
[ominous music playing]
[foreboding music playing]
[electricity buzzing]
[gasps]
Whoa! Thank you.
And now I can wear
deodorant again.
Not that I ever stopped.
Anyway
We gotta figure out a way
to get you out of there.
[school bell ringing]
Oh! Vee, you need
to get to class.
[sighs]
I'll be back as soon as I can.
Uh, wait.
Can you keep my
vampire identity a secret?
Oh, yeah, I'm great
at keeping secrets.
[coughs]
I'm defenseless in here,
and there are many threats.
The council, Van Helsing,
angry villagers
Oh, we call them humans now.
Nice rebrand.
Until our shadows meet again.
[upbeat music playing]
You made it! And no
Nope. All gone.
-How did you fix it?
-I--
It just went away.
[chuckles nervously]
I hope Ms. Rawls
didn't notice I'm late.
Mmm, you're fine.
We're doing selections
from Galactic Journey: The Musical
for our final.
A song and a scene.
I'm gonna direct
you and Elijah.
We get to perform
in the amphitheater,
and I've chosen you two
to be my star couple
in the big romantic scene.
You did? Us?
Romantic? Us?
You're space travelers with galaxy-sized
crushes on each other.
[clears throat]
Sorry. Forgot I had a throat.
And your planets have been
at war for millennia.
Kind of like your families.
Can't relate to that.
So this scene is about tension
and caring for somebody
so much,
you'd pilot
a stolen star cruiser
through a supernova
just to say "'Sup, girl?"
This is going to be fun.
High fives.
[Elijah chuckles nervously]
Elijah, why is
your hand so wet?
Uh, my hands just
won't stop sweating.
Is it hot in here?
I think it's hot.
-It's very hot!
-Mmm-hmm.
[school bell ringing]
Rehearsal at 4:00.
Bring the tension!
Uh, do you want to hang out,
run lines or something?
Maybe I could take you for ice cream,
'cause you're so hot--
I mean, you said you were hot.
I didn't say you were hot.
No, I
I mean, I don't think
you're not hot.
Anyway,
what were we talking about?
Yeah, I would love
to get ice cream--
Oh, plague rat!
I can't.
I have to go
help my friend.
But I promise
we can get ice cream soon.
[Elijah] Oh, okay.
Ugh, they're like
water fountains.
[upbeat music playing]
Ah, Britney, there you are.
According to my records,
you haven't done
any of your mandatory
dining hall shifts this year.
Ah, shoot!
I have a doctor's note
from my manicurist.
I actually can't use my hands
for the next 72 hours.
Ooh, gorgeous.
Get your gloves, Fancy Hands!
Oh, Britney in a hairnet?
[chuckles]
If I could screenshot reality,
that would be my lock screen.
[laughs] What are you
laughing at, chuckles?
I haven't seen you do your
dining hall shifts either.
What? I Uh, ah! Oh
Yes, those are all
of the vowels.
You better hairnet up
and get to mopping.
Ugh
-[camera shutter clicks]
-Lock screen.
[upbeat music playing]
I don't know, Demi.
I can't let a fellow vampire
stay stuck in a mirror prison,
especially if he got jailed
just for being a vampire.
I hear you.
But if he figures out
Elijah is a Van Helsing
As long as they don't find out
the truth about each other, it'll be fine.
In fact, I bet
they'll be best friends.
Probably. Guys with great hair
tend to get along.
Uh-huh.
[Lucien snoring]
The sun awakens!
Uh, sorry. [sighs]
This "being awake during the day" thing
is a challenge.
I'm a little bat-lagged.
[tense music playing]
[whimpers] Uh-oh!
I'm fanging out
all over the place.
I hate to see
a vampire suffer.
If I could get out of here,
I could put an end to that fritzing.
Is there any way
to let you out?
Just one. A Blood Stone
from Transylvania.
But those only exist
in the hearts of gargoyles.
[gasps] Stoney!
[ominous music playing]
You have a Blood Stone?
There's a slot on the top
of the mirror.
Place the Blood Stone
there until it clicks.
[ominous music playing]
[distorted echoes]
[foreboding music playing]
Ah, attic dust and cobwebs.
[inhales]
Fresh air at last.
You've helped me,
and now I'm gonna help you.
[eerie music playing]
[energy pulsing]
I feel like me again.
There's one way to be sure.
[wings flapping]
[Vee] I'm back, baby.
I feel great.
Now that you're free,
will you go back?
I don't know.
Going back to Transylvania
would feel like giving up on a dream.
I know what you mean.
I was almost gonna miss performing
at a Millie Eyelash Concert.
Oh, bats! I have to go meet
my friends for lunch.
I hate to be that ghost,
but Lucien,
you need to stay in the attic
until we come up with
a good cover story.
I'll bring you some food.
They don't have
maggot casserole.
But if you close your eyes,
the spaghetti tastes like worms.
[cheerful music playing]
[sighs]
Set free at a school of so many
weak-minded humans to control.
This Millie Eyelash concert
should be fun.
[ominous music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
Ooh!
I heard Elijah and Vee
are doing a scene together,
and are gonna be all like
[whimpering] The water
fountains are flowing again.
Hey, stop creeping people out
and help me.
What is Lucien doing here?
Who is that?
That's my new friend.
So this is the friend
that's better than ice cream.
Cool. Cool.
Hey, I'm Lucien,
the new exchange student.
I'm Sophie.
Nice to meet you,
handsome stranger.
Hi, I'm Sue.
I want to introduce you
to my better-looking twin sister, Britney.
[chuckles] BRB!
Will you excuse us?
[chuckles, sighs]
You were supposed
to stay upstairs.
Yeah. We can't let
the dean see you.
I got it all under control.
Mind control, that is.
Well, there's my favorite
exchange student.
So tell me, how does Wilson
compare to Mirroria?
[both] Mirroria?
There's no comparison.
Wilson wins.
But that could be
because of its dean.
[gasps]
Oh, me? Oh, no, no, no.
Yes. [stuttering]
Wait. Does that mean
you might stay permanently?
'Cause then my fritzing
would end and I could stay.
Well, being around you
is definitely helping my powers, too.
I can at least stay
through the concert.
I've always wanted
to try a mosh pit.
Does it taste good?
I had the same question
when I got here.
No
And hot dog
is not what you think.
I can't wait to show you
how great Wilson Hall is.
Oh, Lucien!
[breathing heavily]
My ugly twin sister told me
you were looking for me.
Where'd he go?
I think he's behind that mop
you need to be pushing.
[upbeat music playing]
Your orbit forever
altered mine.
Get closer. You're supposed
to like each other.
From Prince Vexor's line.
-Go!
-Uh
Captain, your
your ship is leaving.
He takes her hand
[stutters]
Oops! Sorry, wasn't supposed
to say that part.
[both laugh]
-Lock it up.
-[both clear throat]
The Vexorians need you.
And my crew needs me.
Uh, no.
We may be from
different galaxies, Captain,
but our stars will still align
if you follow your heart.
Hold!
Love the choices,
great choices.
About those choices
This moment launches us
into the duet.
It's not about the words.
-It's about--
-Sub text.
Yes, and sorry,
but this is a closed rehearsal,
even for hot people.
Actually, I invited him.
Really?
[clicks tongue]
Cool. Cool.
I don't mean to interrupt, but I think
what's missing here is the tension.
Thank you.
You can stay.
Would you mind
if I did a quick read?
That okay?
Uh, yeah. Why not? I mean, I've
I've already got the part.
It's not a competition, is it?
[mouthing]
Vee, from your last line,
and action!
The Vexorians need you.
And my crew needs me.
No.
We may be from
different galaxies, Captain,
but our stars will still align
if you follow your heart.
Scene!
Hey, the scene
wasn't over yet.
Yeah, it wasn't over yet.
-I got it from here.
-Yeah, he's got it from here.
-Vee, take five.
-Yeah, Vee, take five!
What is happening?
[sighs]
I don't get it.
The script is perfect.
The directing is awesome.
What else could be
the problem?
Sophie? A word.
Look, I can't explain it, but there's
just something off about Lucien.
The vibes are not vibing.
I don't care about his vibes.
I care about the Prince Vexor
and my theater grade.
Well, he messed up my flow.
Newsflash. The only thing
flowing was your hands sweat.
[Elijah] That's rude,
but true.
Look, I'm getting a hint of what may
or may not be jealousy.
[scoffs] You think I'm jealous
of Garbage-ay Chalamet?
[laughs]
I'm taking a five.
[scoffs]
[ominous music playing]
There you are.
You feeling okay?
Yeah. I haven't fritzed all week,
ever since Lucien got here.
It's just [sighs]
I wish I could talk
to Sophie about this,
but I promised
Lucien I wouldn't.
Hey, what am I,
chopped spiders?
Just pretend I'm Sophie.
It's about boys.
Ooh, juicy.
Come on. Dish, bestie.
Okay.
I really like Elijah.
[scoffs] Obvs!
But when Lucien's around,
I'm back to my vampire self,
and it feels good to help
another vampire.
So what's the problem?
He and Elijah have
been butting heads.
Not to mention, vampires and Van Helsings
are mortal enemies,
which is making me feel like
I have to choose between them.
But if you don't
choose Lucien,
then you'd have to go home.
And I couldn't be
with Elijah at all.
So you want this
new cute boy to stay here
so you can get closer
to the other cute boy?
Man.
Sophie's job is hard.
You're a mess.
But it's not just that.
Being at Wilson is my dream.
And Lucien can make
that come true.
I just wish it wasn't all
so complicated.
[imitates Sophie]
Well wicka, wicka.
What doesn't
kill you makes you stronger.
-Please stop!
-Okay.
[in normal voice] But seriously,
and this is coming from Demi,
you need to figure out
what it is you really want.
Just listen
to your undead heart.
Thanks, Demi Sophie.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
Welcome to Chili Night.
One scoop or two?
You know, manual labor
has taught me a lot,
mainly that I like being rich.
Hey, is this seat taken?
Elijah, you look done.
So, what are
we having tonight?
Well, we were having fun.
Uh, we're having chili.
It's Elijah's favorite.
Maybe you'll like it, too?
Then you'll have something
in common.
Actually,
I prefer French cooking.
Mmm-hmm.
Most pretentious people do.
But if this meat soup
is what you're into
Waiter,
a chili refill-y, please.
Oh, he thinks
he's a rapper now.
[mimics]
"A chili refill-y, please."
[gasps] Sorry.
All good. [laughs]
It's not like they're one
of a kind or anything.
Excuse me.
Wait till you find out
about cargo pants.
So washable.
Finally, it feels like
that dude is always around.
Yeah, I gotta admit, Vee.
It feels like we never get
any alone time with you.
And Lucien's kind of pushy.
I don't know if we'd like him
if he wasn't good looking.
Lucien's a nice guy.
You just don't know him yet.
He's an outsider like me.
We get each other.
But we're your best friends.
We want to hang out with you,
just us before you go.
I know,
but I may not have to--
You know what? [chuckles nervously]
You're right.
I want to spend more time
with you guys too.
I'll talk to Lucien.
I'm sure he'll understand.
[foreboding music playing]
Hey, Lucien.
Oh, I'm glad you're here.
I noticed the campus
has a clock tower.
Down for a bat hang?
Can I get a sun check?
Don't take this wrong.
But I kind of need to make
more time for my friends.
I thought you and I were cool.
We are. It's just Sophie
and Elijah are
Humans. Come on, Vee.
Humans never like us.
That's not true.
Isn't it?
But I guess you'll need
to find out the hard way.
If you'd rather spend your time with them,
then I'm out.
[tense music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
Where have you been?
Our performance starts in five minutes.
[shrieking]
Why are you talking bat?
[shrieking continues]
Oh, no.
Are you fritzing again?
This is bad.
[sighs] Think, Sophie.
What would Oscar-nominee
Greta Gerwig do?
Hey! Surprised to see me?
I couldn't miss
your big performance.
[shrieking]
Oh! Fritzing again.
Here.
[mild pulsing]
[gasps]
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Vampires always help
other vampires.
I've been looking for you for days.
Where have you been?
Giving you the space
you asked for.
But as you can see, when we're together,
your fritzing doesn't happen.
Vee, I'm the only one
who understands you.
You need me.
[Sophie] Vee, we need you.
I gotta go.
Break a wing.
I know you'll be great.
Well?
[sighs] Better.
Oh, thank Greta.
Remember, breathe.
Acting is listening.
And when you talk about the death
of the Mother Star, cheat out!
[Vee sighs]
Can I help?
Hey, I know things have been
complicated lately,
but it's just you and me.
We got this, right?
[chuckles]
Yeah, we do.
We're up.
[soft tense music playing]
We may be from different
galaxies, Captain,
but our stars will still align
if you follow your heart.
[romantic music playing]
You and me ♪
We've been
through eternity ♪
And all I've become I see ♪
Is in your reflection ♪
I know you will ♪
Know secrets
we wouldn't tell ♪
But somehow you cast a spell
that makes a connection ♪
Maybe, just maybe
this weird little spark ♪
May light our way
out of the cold and the dark ♪
I don't wanna be chill ♪
I don't wanna pretend ♪
To pretend
that I don't like you a lot ♪
Like as more
than just a friend ♪
I don't wanna be chill ♪
No, I wanna just be true ♪
'Cause maybe
all I'm saying is ♪
I'm falling ♪
For you ♪
Maybe it's nothing ♪
Or maybe it's real ♪
Maybe we say it ♪
Or never reveal ♪
I don't wanna be chill ♪
I don't want another star ♪
I don't wanna act
like everything's cool ♪
And like
I don't have a heart ♪
I don't wanna stand still ♪
No, I wanna just be true ♪
'Cause all
I'm kinda saying is ♪
All I think
I'm saying is ♪
All I keep replaying is ♪
Maybe I'm falling ♪
For you ♪
[shrieks]
-[applause]
-[woman] Bravo!
-[Sophie screams]
-Bravo!
Vee, there's something I've
been wanting to say.
-OMG!
-[Elijah] I--
Oh, hey!
Thank you. Thank you.
[upbeat music playing]
[Elijah] Thank you.
I may need to do something
about this Prince of Vexor
[foreboding music playing]
I can't believe I was
so close to saying it
before being interrupted
by my director.
Sorry.
I've got a new plan.
I'm gonna text Vee
so we can meet up,
and I can finally
tell her I like her.
Thank you.
Or else I'm gonna do it,
because I can't take any more
of this slow burn.
Thanks for your help,
director.
Come on. You know I'm your
wicka, wicka wing girl.
[upbeat music playing]
[mouths] Okay.
Hello.
Whoa!
-How long have you--
-Long enough.
From this moment on,
you will stay away from Vee.
You're a vampire.
And you're a Van Helsing.
That's right.
You can't mind control me.
Believe me, I know all about
your vampire hunting family.
I had a feeling
you were bad news.
Oh, I'm not just bad.
I'm the evil your mother
warned you about.
[surging]
[foreboding music playing]
I can't believe I used
to be scared of these.
[sighs]
Vanquinium.
Now that, I'm scared of.
[knocking at door]
Elijah.
[exclaims]
May I come in?
Enter, welcome guest.
I've been thinking,
and I've decided to stay at Wilson.
If you still want me to.
Really?
Yes, of course I do.
But I want you and Elijah
to be friends.
He's very important to me.
Uh, don't worry.
Elijah and I came
to an understanding.
[Elijah] Lucien, let me out!
-[loud thumping]
-What is this place?
[loud thumping continues]
Let me out of here!
Can someone hear me?
-[distant roar]
-[whimpers]
[eerie howling]
Uh-oh.
Something heard me.
[eerie music playing]
[whimpering]
Seriously,
someone let me out of here,
or at least tell me
where the bathroom is.
[whimpering]
[closing theme music
playing]