Adventure Time: Side Quests (2026) s01e16 Episode Script
Key Quest
[opening theme song playing]
Adventure Time ♪
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go
to very distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispering] Side quests.
[Finn effort grunting]
Hoo!
Cleaning is easy.
- Time to party!
- [cup breaks]
Decoration. Check!
Hydration station. Check!
Lots of chips. Check!
Taco dip. Check!
- And that's everything.
- [Jake] Yo, Finn,
check what I found
in the dumpster.
You went dumpster diving?
Yeah, man. For the party.
And I found
a teleportation crystal.
Ha! Ha!
Oh, cool!
This party's gonna rule!
Teleport something.
Okay.
Check this out. Cookie.
Oh!
[chomping] Mmm.
That's pretty good.
Cake.
[nosily chomping]
[muffled speaking]
That's so good. One sec.
One more. Ice cream.
[Ice King humming]
- [both screaming]
- [crystal breaks]
- [both] Ahhh!
- Ahhh!
[all screaming]
Finn and Jake?
I asked for ice cream
and the crystal
teleported Ice King.
Well, we don't want you here.
[both] Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
[Ice king] Ow!
We got to finish cleaning up
in ten minutes, okay?
The guests will arrive
at 6: 00 p.m. sharp.
[knocking at door]
I don't mean to be
a bother, but--
[slams door]
- I--
- [slams door]
I--I--I-- Wait!
I locked myself
out of my castle.
- That sucks, man.
- That's okay.
Because I hid a spare key
somewhere in your treehouse.
[cutely] Will you help me
find it?
You left the key
to your castle at our house?
That makes no sense.
- We're enemies.
- [grunts] Hm!
Ah, yes yes, we are enemies
for the most part.
We fight, we bicker,
we try to kill
each other occasionally.
Some might say we have
great passion for each other.
So, when you look at it
from a different perspective,
perhaps we're kind of chums?
- No.
- Nope.
Well, it's your stupid
crystal's fault I'm here.
And I'm not leaving
until I find my key.
[both] What?
Oh, man.
We gotta get him out of here
before the party starts.
[Banana Guard] Hup hyah,
hup hyah, hup hyah
[Lady Rainicorn
speaking Korean]
If he's still here
when they show up,
he'll crash the party.
All right, Ice King,
we'll help you
look for the key.
Real quick.
Yass!
And I mean quick-quick.
Of course!
It'll take no time at all.
Okay, uh so where's the key?
Yeah. Where'd you leave it?
Oh, I don't think it's there.
I remember tucking the key away
in a pretty special
hiding place.
A special place?
Ooh, like this one?
Oh, cool. We're done.
Now get going, you!
This quest was easy.
[Ice King] Wait, wait, wait.
[groans]
This isn't the spare key.
This one is the key
to a lock box
that has the riddle
to the next key,
which leads to a riddle,
then to a box,
then a small key,
then again to a lock box--
Stop! We don't have all day!
Hup hyah, hup hyah
Don't worry.
I will help you guys.
Ooo what have we here?
[gasps] Why, it's a riddle!
"The next clue is hidden
inside the only knot
of the tree fort
that can never be untied."
What could this cryptic riddle
possibly mean?
Oh, it's starting to get
real fun, aye?
Come on. Think on it.
Start looking.
Dang.
Dang.
Dang.
- [BMO] Woo!
- [crashes]
[both] Dang.
We've literally untied
every knot in the tree fort!
[Ice King] I can't think
of anything else.
What knot
can never be untied? Hmm
[shouting] Ice King!
I can't concentrate
with your big butt in the way!
[Ice King] Oww!
Jake! That's it!
[all] Yes! The next clue!
[singsong] Oooh ooo!
High five!
[all laughing]
[perturbed] Huh?
Let me see.
It says here that the pathway
to the next key
- Psst! Jake.
- What's up?
I feel a little weird
about this whole thing with IK.
Weird how?
Weird like we're solving
riddles with him, having fun--
I don't know, man.
Should we be getting along
with him?
Whatever, man,
the sooner we find the key,
the sooner we get rid of him.
Oh, boys!
We gotta solve the next riddle!
Last one there
is an onion's bunion.
[giggling]
[instrumental music playing]
[all gasp]
[all laughing]
Whew! You guys are doing
such a good job
solving all these
dang riddles,
we should do this every night.
Ice King's
Widdle Riddle Jamboree.
[cringes] Wait, every night?
[alarm ringing]
Hachi machi!
Hey, uh Finn!
Didn't you say a second ago
there was like a
another riddle in the bathroom?
[playing along] Oh! Yeah,
that is a thing that I said.
We'll handle this one.
No worries.
[sing-song voice]
I'll be waiting.
[intense music playing]
[startled scream] Wait!
I'm not wearing clothes.
[giggles] Just like Ice King.
- [Jake] Sorry, BMO.
- [door slams]
Oh, dip! Do you hear that?
They're even closer now!
- Hup, hyah, hup, hyah.
- Hup, hyah, hup, hyah.
Are they?
Ugh I don't think
we're gonna find this key.
Should we just invite Ice King?
Never! We will find it.
We just gotta
run this double-time
and speedrun this Mama-Jama.
Oh, hey, fellas!
Where ya going?
- To the next riddle.
- No time to explain.
Okay. No need to rush.
Sometimes these things
take a while.
[laughing mischievously]
[instrumental music playing]
[snoring]
Ugh, it better be
under this one.
[both] There it is!
Gimme!
[gnawing]
Whoa, man. You gotta have
the delicate touch
Like keyhand.
[laughs] Uhm hmm.
Uh ouch.
We don't got time for delicate!
Time for doing!
"Ignore all previous riddles
and rhymes
because it's back
to start times."
[both] Back to start?
No, no, man,
that can't be all of it.
There must be more to it.
The party guests are gonna
be here any minute now,
and we gotta start
the heck over?
[grunting] Yah!
Oo! What'd you find there?
- [panting]
- Oh, yeah,
the back to start one huh?
[taunting] Too bad,
y'all were doing
so well without me.
But, I mean, who knows,
maybe that's a riddle, too.
[laughs mischievously]
[screaming]
I'm gonna
rip his beard out so hard,
he's gonna wish I never
ripped his beard out so hard!
Finn! You know
what we gotta do.
[loudly] Dangit, Finn,
I just can't figure out
this clue.
We got lucky
with all those other ones.
But how are we gonna solve it
with just two besties
that are total dummies?
[bored] Ugh, yawn.
[groans in frustration]
[sighs]
[inhales]
Yeah. A dude
with a big, strong brain
who's very charming.
Mmm-hmm
Um, yes, very charming.
Wow! Boy, he sure is charming.
And you know what else?
He's full of wisdom. Mmm-hmm.
Full of wisdom and
Hmm?
And, uh
[sheepishly]
Reasonably attractive.
Okay, that's enough compliments
for one day.
I just got enough
for the whole year. [laughs]
All right,
let's solve this bad boy.
Right down here.
[both] You hid your spare key
under our doormat?
Well, yeah.
Where else am I gonna put it,
under my own doormat?
That doesn't make any sense.
[Banana Guard] Hup hya,
hup hya, hup hya--
Oh! Hey, Ice King,
didn't know you were coming.
Oh! Hey, Banana Guard!
Is there some sort of
party everyone's going to?
[sighs]
[both] Do you wanna
hang out, Ice King?
[Ice King] Do I ever!
Let's get this
party started, y'all!
[Banana Guard two] Oh, hey,
these are really cool dice.
Where did you get them?
[in Korean] Oh thanks,
I got them online,
- and they are chrome!
- [in English] Wait a sec,
what is this?
You haven't played
Tower of Stinko?
Ho ho ho!
You're in for a treat.
Okay, so the main goal
of this game
is to roll the dice
to defeat all the smell goblins
and rescue the Princess Toots
from the top
of the Tower of Stinko.
Then, you're gonna
draw three cards,
and if they're boinky,
you're gonna draw five more.
But if they're gleebo, oh-ho!
You're gonna
have to roll again.
[in Korean] No,
it's only if it's Wednesday.
On Wednesday,
you switch pink and blue.
[Banana Guard one in English]
Well, yeah,
if you're
a fifth edition player.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
I know a party when I see it,
and this isn't a party.
It's some sort of nerd fest.
What? What's wrong
with a nerd fest?
Bunk this! Ice King out!
Dude, you can leave,
but take your key!
We went through
that whole thing!
Don't need it.
I always carry a spare spare.
Ooow!
[closing theme song playing]
Come along with me ♪
And the butterflies
and bees ♪
We can wander
through the forest ♪
And do so as we please ♪
Adventure Time ♪
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go
to very distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispering] Side quests.
[Finn effort grunting]
Hoo!
Cleaning is easy.
- Time to party!
- [cup breaks]
Decoration. Check!
Hydration station. Check!
Lots of chips. Check!
Taco dip. Check!
- And that's everything.
- [Jake] Yo, Finn,
check what I found
in the dumpster.
You went dumpster diving?
Yeah, man. For the party.
And I found
a teleportation crystal.
Ha! Ha!
Oh, cool!
This party's gonna rule!
Teleport something.
Okay.
Check this out. Cookie.
Oh!
[chomping] Mmm.
That's pretty good.
Cake.
[nosily chomping]
[muffled speaking]
That's so good. One sec.
One more. Ice cream.
[Ice King humming]
- [both screaming]
- [crystal breaks]
- [both] Ahhh!
- Ahhh!
[all screaming]
Finn and Jake?
I asked for ice cream
and the crystal
teleported Ice King.
Well, we don't want you here.
[both] Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
[Ice king] Ow!
We got to finish cleaning up
in ten minutes, okay?
The guests will arrive
at 6: 00 p.m. sharp.
[knocking at door]
I don't mean to be
a bother, but--
[slams door]
- I--
- [slams door]
I--I--I-- Wait!
I locked myself
out of my castle.
- That sucks, man.
- That's okay.
Because I hid a spare key
somewhere in your treehouse.
[cutely] Will you help me
find it?
You left the key
to your castle at our house?
That makes no sense.
- We're enemies.
- [grunts] Hm!
Ah, yes yes, we are enemies
for the most part.
We fight, we bicker,
we try to kill
each other occasionally.
Some might say we have
great passion for each other.
So, when you look at it
from a different perspective,
perhaps we're kind of chums?
- No.
- Nope.
Well, it's your stupid
crystal's fault I'm here.
And I'm not leaving
until I find my key.
[both] What?
Oh, man.
We gotta get him out of here
before the party starts.
[Banana Guard] Hup hyah,
hup hyah, hup hyah
[Lady Rainicorn
speaking Korean]
If he's still here
when they show up,
he'll crash the party.
All right, Ice King,
we'll help you
look for the key.
Real quick.
Yass!
And I mean quick-quick.
Of course!
It'll take no time at all.
Okay, uh so where's the key?
Yeah. Where'd you leave it?
Oh, I don't think it's there.
I remember tucking the key away
in a pretty special
hiding place.
A special place?
Ooh, like this one?
Oh, cool. We're done.
Now get going, you!
This quest was easy.
[Ice King] Wait, wait, wait.
[groans]
This isn't the spare key.
This one is the key
to a lock box
that has the riddle
to the next key,
which leads to a riddle,
then to a box,
then a small key,
then again to a lock box--
Stop! We don't have all day!
Hup hyah, hup hyah
Don't worry.
I will help you guys.
Ooo what have we here?
[gasps] Why, it's a riddle!
"The next clue is hidden
inside the only knot
of the tree fort
that can never be untied."
What could this cryptic riddle
possibly mean?
Oh, it's starting to get
real fun, aye?
Come on. Think on it.
Start looking.
Dang.
Dang.
Dang.
- [BMO] Woo!
- [crashes]
[both] Dang.
We've literally untied
every knot in the tree fort!
[Ice King] I can't think
of anything else.
What knot
can never be untied? Hmm
[shouting] Ice King!
I can't concentrate
with your big butt in the way!
[Ice King] Oww!
Jake! That's it!
[all] Yes! The next clue!
[singsong] Oooh ooo!
High five!
[all laughing]
[perturbed] Huh?
Let me see.
It says here that the pathway
to the next key
- Psst! Jake.
- What's up?
I feel a little weird
about this whole thing with IK.
Weird how?
Weird like we're solving
riddles with him, having fun--
I don't know, man.
Should we be getting along
with him?
Whatever, man,
the sooner we find the key,
the sooner we get rid of him.
Oh, boys!
We gotta solve the next riddle!
Last one there
is an onion's bunion.
[giggling]
[instrumental music playing]
[all gasp]
[all laughing]
Whew! You guys are doing
such a good job
solving all these
dang riddles,
we should do this every night.
Ice King's
Widdle Riddle Jamboree.
[cringes] Wait, every night?
[alarm ringing]
Hachi machi!
Hey, uh Finn!
Didn't you say a second ago
there was like a
another riddle in the bathroom?
[playing along] Oh! Yeah,
that is a thing that I said.
We'll handle this one.
No worries.
[sing-song voice]
I'll be waiting.
[intense music playing]
[startled scream] Wait!
I'm not wearing clothes.
[giggles] Just like Ice King.
- [Jake] Sorry, BMO.
- [door slams]
Oh, dip! Do you hear that?
They're even closer now!
- Hup, hyah, hup, hyah.
- Hup, hyah, hup, hyah.
Are they?
Ugh I don't think
we're gonna find this key.
Should we just invite Ice King?
Never! We will find it.
We just gotta
run this double-time
and speedrun this Mama-Jama.
Oh, hey, fellas!
Where ya going?
- To the next riddle.
- No time to explain.
Okay. No need to rush.
Sometimes these things
take a while.
[laughing mischievously]
[instrumental music playing]
[snoring]
Ugh, it better be
under this one.
[both] There it is!
Gimme!
[gnawing]
Whoa, man. You gotta have
the delicate touch
Like keyhand.
[laughs] Uhm hmm.
Uh ouch.
We don't got time for delicate!
Time for doing!
"Ignore all previous riddles
and rhymes
because it's back
to start times."
[both] Back to start?
No, no, man,
that can't be all of it.
There must be more to it.
The party guests are gonna
be here any minute now,
and we gotta start
the heck over?
[grunting] Yah!
Oo! What'd you find there?
- [panting]
- Oh, yeah,
the back to start one huh?
[taunting] Too bad,
y'all were doing
so well without me.
But, I mean, who knows,
maybe that's a riddle, too.
[laughs mischievously]
[screaming]
I'm gonna
rip his beard out so hard,
he's gonna wish I never
ripped his beard out so hard!
Finn! You know
what we gotta do.
[loudly] Dangit, Finn,
I just can't figure out
this clue.
We got lucky
with all those other ones.
But how are we gonna solve it
with just two besties
that are total dummies?
[bored] Ugh, yawn.
[groans in frustration]
[sighs]
[inhales]
Yeah. A dude
with a big, strong brain
who's very charming.
Mmm-hmm
Um, yes, very charming.
Wow! Boy, he sure is charming.
And you know what else?
He's full of wisdom. Mmm-hmm.
Full of wisdom and
Hmm?
And, uh
[sheepishly]
Reasonably attractive.
Okay, that's enough compliments
for one day.
I just got enough
for the whole year. [laughs]
All right,
let's solve this bad boy.
Right down here.
[both] You hid your spare key
under our doormat?
Well, yeah.
Where else am I gonna put it,
under my own doormat?
That doesn't make any sense.
[Banana Guard] Hup hya,
hup hya, hup hya--
Oh! Hey, Ice King,
didn't know you were coming.
Oh! Hey, Banana Guard!
Is there some sort of
party everyone's going to?
[sighs]
[both] Do you wanna
hang out, Ice King?
[Ice King] Do I ever!
Let's get this
party started, y'all!
[Banana Guard two] Oh, hey,
these are really cool dice.
Where did you get them?
[in Korean] Oh thanks,
I got them online,
- and they are chrome!
- [in English] Wait a sec,
what is this?
You haven't played
Tower of Stinko?
Ho ho ho!
You're in for a treat.
Okay, so the main goal
of this game
is to roll the dice
to defeat all the smell goblins
and rescue the Princess Toots
from the top
of the Tower of Stinko.
Then, you're gonna
draw three cards,
and if they're boinky,
you're gonna draw five more.
But if they're gleebo, oh-ho!
You're gonna
have to roll again.
[in Korean] No,
it's only if it's Wednesday.
On Wednesday,
you switch pink and blue.
[Banana Guard one in English]
Well, yeah,
if you're
a fifth edition player.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
I know a party when I see it,
and this isn't a party.
It's some sort of nerd fest.
What? What's wrong
with a nerd fest?
Bunk this! Ice King out!
Dude, you can leave,
but take your key!
We went through
that whole thing!
Don't need it.
I always carry a spare spare.
Ooow!
[closing theme song playing]
Come along with me ♪
And the butterflies
and bees ♪
We can wander
through the forest ♪
And do so as we please ♪