Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e16 Episode Script

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This is gonna be the best pep rally ever!
I know!
And when everyone finds out we're responsible
for taking Roosevelt High's
mascot, we'll be more popular
than that kid who can sneeze with his eyes open.
I'm not sure about that,
but it would be an honor just to be mentioned
in the same breath as Sneezy Todd.
This is it.
When the students see this,
we will be legends, my friend.
Every girl in school will wanna
give us her phone number.
And every lunch lady will wanna give us
extra pudding!
[both]
Let's do this!
[both] Down with the Roosevelt High Hornets!
[hornets buzz]
[screams]
What have you done?
[scream]
Hornets!
It's a mad house, a mad house!
I'm allergic.
Sven, it's not always about you!
Protect my face at all costs.
Human shield.
Go!
That could have gone better.
No kidding!
I wake up, get in motion ♪
Get me to the ocean, here we go ♪
It's all about the sunshine
and the current ride ♪
All the girls I walk by, hello ♪
You know that when the surf rolls in ♪
That's when big waves
really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
Life is just a curl,
and the summer never ends ♪
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
You know it's always epic ♪
When I'm hanging with my friends ♪
Ohh-oh-ohh ♪
Here we go again ♪
Those waves are epic!
They're definitely going in my surf report.
And don't worry, dude, when
I do my report this time,
I won't accidentally leave
the camera on and film you.
Saturday!
Saturday! I love Saturday!
That went on your web report?
It's the Internet, Bucket.
Who's gonna see it?
The story you're about to hear--
What's going on?
Shh.
Aloe's telling the legendary tale
of the time he entered the Oswald house.
That creepy abandoned house on the bluffs?
I heard that place has ghosts
and outdated board games!
My fellow athletes and
I were tossing around a football
when suddenly it flew into the Oswald house!
[all gasp]
Everyone told me to leave the ball.
"Never!" I said heroically.
That football was autographed by Tom Brady.
You see when a good looking person
gives another good looking person a gift,
that gift is sacred.
So I marched inside, and I remained
in the Oswald house for over 30 minutes.
[all applaud]
Look at them all fawning over him.
Start singing the Saturday song.
You'll totally steal focus.
C'mon, Aloe.
You really expect us to believe that story?
Jealous much?
Don't blame you.
Only a chosen few are born with what it takes
to enter the Oswald house.
[all gasp]
So unless you're me, Vin
Diesel, or Taylor Loughtner,
you won't last five minutes in there.
Oh, yeah?
Well, Skinner and I are going
to spend an entire night at the Oswald house.
[all gasp]
Silence!
Only member adoration at Aloe!
Dude, I am not going in that house.
Everyone knows it's filled with ghosts,
and I'm no Taylor Loughtner.
Skinner, there's no such thing.
There is so.
He's on your lunchbox.
Not Taylor Loughtner.
Ghosts. C'mon, we wanted
to do something legendary
and be the talk of the school.
This is our shot.
So you're asking me to risk my life just
to be the talk of the school?
-Absolutely not!
-You might get extra pudding.
I'll do it!
[gasps]
There he is, Piper,
the cutest boy in science class.
Just think of it like losing another deal.
Let's do this.
Anthony?
Hey Piper, what's up?
[stutters]
-Hey.
-Fine.
Clearly you're not going to stop
bugging me until I tell you.
-I said, hey.
-The thing is,
I kinda sort of like this boy in my class.
His name's Anthony.
Piper has a boy crush.
That is so cute!
-I will hurt you.
-Sorry.
Anyway, I wanted to see if he'll go
with me to this birthday party tonight.
-[squeals]
-But every time I want
to ask him, no words come out.
It's embarrassing.
Piper, you've come to the right person.
If anyone can help you, it's the Dating Guru.
-Who?
-When I do this, it means me.
-Hey.
-Blake!
Tell my sister how I won you over
with my charm when we first met.
Go ahead.
You sneezed milk on me.
[laughs]
After I charmed you.
Kel, can I talk to you for a second?
Why, yes you can, Blake,
because it is very important
to be a good listener.
Kel, it's not a good idea
to stick your nose in people's love lives.
I can't listen to this.
I'm helping her.
It's taken 11 years, but Piper's finally coming
to her big sister for advice.
Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Watch this.
Hey, Blake,
you tall glass of handsome,
can you go get me a soda?
Okay.
You got to teach me that move.
In good time, young one.
Walk first, then run.
-Let's get started.
-Okay, let's go.
Skinner, let's go!
Bucket, don't be scared.
It's me, Skinner.
If we run into ghosts, I'm just gonna blend in.
Hey, where'd Skinner go?
Skinner, we're only going for one night.
You're bringing all this?
A garlic necklace, a wooden stake,
a parking meter?
In case there're any Frankensteins there.
Read a book, Bucket.
You know what?
Let's just go be legends.
What is all this?
Word must've spread about us.
It's true, people.
Skinner and I are about to do the unthinkable.
Sure, some may consider us folk heroes, but--
Bucket, you can't go in there.
You've heard the stories, freaky organ music,
scary little girls in the windows.
Stay away.
Kel, we're Bucket and Skinner.
We know what we're doing.
Oh, Bucket.
I ate my garlic necklace.
[groans]
I don't feel so good.
Hey, Kel!
Oh.
Bucket and Skinner,
don't embarrass yourselves.
You're never going to break
my thirty-minute record.
Aloe's the bravest boy in town.
Check the calendar.
"Pacific Bluff's Bravest
Bad Boys."
Yep, there's Aloe.
Mr. April.
Why are you in a bunny suit?
I don't understand the question.
Sorry, Aloe,
but it's been decided.
The B-Man and the S-Dog--
[barks]
Are marching into the Oswald house
braving any and all ghouls and ghosts
until the break of dawn.
[crowd applauds]
Freedom!
Sven!
Sorry.
Before you go, Skinner, don't forget your webcam.
Webcam?
For Skinner's daily surf report.
Plus,
you can leave it on inside the house
so all of Pacific Bluffs
can see how brave you really are.
Fine.
You want proof?
We'll give you proof.
[barks]
Ugh.
I'll be watching.
Out of my way.
Handsome person and his less
handsome helper coming through.
Less handsome?
Oh, Aloe, that's the nicest
thing you've ever said to me.
You okay, buddy?
That guy thinks he's so great.
I wish somebody would take him down a notch.
Don't worry.
By this time tomorrow,
no one's even gonna remember his name.
Skinner, to the Oswald house!
To the Oswald house.
[crowd cheers]
I almost went to a haunted
house without my parking meter.
Who's the greatest dating
guru/big sister in the world?
What'd you say to Anthony?
I just chatted him up.
Told him how great you were,
about how he should totally ask you to the party.
And that's going to work?
Judging from who's coming over here right now,
I'd say, yeah, girl!
Hey, ladies.
[stutters]
So Piper and I were just talking
about Suzie Gunderson's B-day party.
Yeah, I was thinking of
maybe swinging by after Scouts.
Heard they got a clown.
Should be sick.
Hmm, you hear that Piper?
Anthony is going.
Yeah, but I hate to fly these things solo.
Not a good look.
Hear that? Anthony hates
going to these things alone.
So what say you and me go
to this shindig together, Kelly, baby.
You hear that?
Anthony invited me to the--
Wait. What?
Meet you at seven.
Wear something shiny.
I like my dates to sparkle.
[clicks]
Man stealer!
See, not so bad.
Skinner?
I got salad tongs,
and I'm not afraid to use them.
Dude, put those away.
See any ghosts?
And there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is gonna be a piece of--
[both scream]
[both scream]
Wait, Skinner.
These aren't monster claws.
They're just some branches.
See?
Shadows from the tree.
Ha, ha.
Cool rabbit.
Lemme try.
We get it.
You went to shadow puppet camp.
C'mon. Let's fire up the webcam
and show the world how brave we are.
Are you sure about this, dude?
As sure as any legend should be.
Okay.
Hey everybody.
It's us, dog.
[weakly barks]
I'm joined here by the hot new
Internet star, the Saturday Guy.
Whoa!
Oh, yeah, this surf report comes to you
from inside a haunted house.
But it's all, heh, good.
What my brave bud is trying to say is,
we're just gonna broadcast a live feed
so everyone can see all the mad courage we have.
[woman screams]
What was that?
Going on up in here.
[an evil groan sounds]
Did you hear that?
That terrifying groan?
No. Did you?
-No.
-[female screams]
[both gasp]
[grunts]
Piper, you need to calm down.
Calm down?
You stole my man.
That's woman-on-woman crime.
Tyra Banks was right.
We are our own worst enemies.
I'll fix this.
Just show up to Suzie Gunderson's party later
and everything between you
and Anthony will be fine.
I promise.
You feel better now?
Kelly, what's that weird
thing in the cash register?
What thing?
[cries out]
Now I feel better.
Fix this!
-What happened?
-What?
Oh, this?
It's my new way to straighten hair.
It really works.
Oh, good.
I was afraid Piper had done something
because you interfered with her love life
and messed things up.
-What? Pshhh. No.
-Cool.
Hey, so if you're free tonight,
I was thinking maybe--
Oh, sorry, tonight, can't.
I have to help my friend build a birdhouse.
See ya.
Dude, I haven't been this scared
since I learned some lady was
sneaking into my room at night
and stealing my baby teeth.
You mean the Tooth Fairy?
She got to you, too?
How many teeth does that she-devil need?
[computer chimes]
Hey, Squeats. Just checking
in to see how you're doin'.
Then I remembered I don't care.
Anywho, just reminding you
that the entire school is watching.
Oh, by the way, love your plastic salad tongs.
Ahh, thanks.
Ha! Psyche!
Sterling silver in the house, yo!
Out!
Look, I know you're scared,
but if we can just last a few more hours
we're gonna be legends.
There's nothing to be afraid--
Don't!
Don't say it.
Every time you say,
"There's nothing to be afraid of",
there's something to be afraid of!
Yeah, there is some weird stuff going on.
But I'm sure it can be explained.
Bottom line,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
[organ plays]
Stop saying that!
Okay, I'll admit
that is freaky.
Where's it coming from?
Hello?
Is someone there?
Open the door, Skinner.
Oh, Bucket, I think my finger's possessed.
Just open the door or I'll pick your nose.
That was kind of rude.
[both]
Come play with us.
[both scream]
This place is really haunted!
We've got to get outta here!
Follow me!
[screams]
[screaming continues]
[still screams]
[screams]
I'll have a number four with extra guacamole.
[chuckles]
Tacos!
[screams]
So glad you could make it.
Juice box?
Anthony, I really need to talk to you about--
Later. We're at the hottest
party of the year.
A lot of important people here.
Let's show off that face.
Hey, Marty, I talked
to that guy about that thing.
You're golden.
Hey, Stevie, I want you to meet my lady.
I'm Kelly.
I'm not actually his woman.
Barry? We still golfing
this weekend?
Remember to buy some extra balls.
Ah, I'm funning with you, Bar.
Anthony,
stop!
I may have given you the wrong impression.
You're a nice kid, but I'm a lot older than you.
You still got a few good years left in you.
Besides, I'm an old soul.
-[music plays]
-Musical chairs is starting.
Yea!
Anthony,
I'm sure there's someone your own age
you'd be perfect for.
In fact, I know someone.
Funny story, actually,
that's how this whole mix up started.
I was trying to help--
[music stops]
My sister!
This is you fixing it?
This is not what it looks like.
I'm just really good at musical chairs.
Man stealer!
Oh, no. Blake!
I'm supposed to be building a birdhouse.
[music continues]
Oh.
[gasps]
[cries out]
[children chatter]
Kelly!
You got involved in Piper's
relationship, didn't you?
Blake, please lower your voice.
You're making a scene.
[Skinner]
Bucket, I thought you were
right behind me.
You got to get outta there.
I need to finish.
The whole town is watching.
I'm staying the night.
Are you crazy?
What about the scary organ player?
The creepy twins?
And, by the by, someone lied.
There are no board games.
You can't--
That can't be good.
[Haunting voice]
Leave now or suffer!
What kind of suffer?
Think of the worse thing ever.
Then multiply it by a gazillion!
Ha!
-Boo!
-[Screams]
[screams]
[screams]
Why do I keep opening these doors?
[yelps]
Stay perfectly still.
Maybe he won't notice.
You two were behind all this?
Does this mean I can clock out, Aloe?
Lucas, what did I tell you
about breaking character?
All right, everyone gets half pay.
You have Lucas to thank.
Sorry, girls.
I can't believe you were trying to trick me.
I can't believe Lucas
claimed to have studied acting
under Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Well, nice try, but you can go now.
I'm only leaving when it's daylight.
Well, if you're staying, I'm staying.
Oh, sweet.
We're all going to be legends.
No, Sven, you'll be the witness.
You'll tell everyone in town what we did.
But, Aloe, the camera's back on.
- They could just watch--
- You're the witness!
I can't believe it.
My little sister finally comes
to me for advice and I blow it.
[giggles]
Hey, you tall glass of handsome.
Can you get me a napkin?
Okay.
Piper, you're hanging out with Anthony?
Thanks to you.
What are you talking about?
You helped me.
After you ruined the party, destroyed the cake,
completely embarrassed yourself
and made Suzie Gunderson run out in tears,
Anthony decided he wanted to
hang with a more levelheaded girl, me.
Hear that, Blake?
I helped her.
0 Guru.
-Who?
When I do this, it means me.
[man screams]
Holy David Hasselhoff's hair!
What was that?
Would you guys stop trying
to scare me. It's not working.
[pounding sounds]
That wasn't me.
Sven, was that you?
I don't think so.
[thunder booms]
Guys, this isn't funny.
[static blares]
Bad person on TV!
[screams]
Bucket, they got me,
and now I'm gonna get you!
What was that?
Here's Skinner!
[all scream]
Evil spirit, take the man-child.
-Aloe, what do we do?
-How should I know?
I've never been in this house before, okay?
I want my blankie.
-[growls]
-[screams]
You don't scare me.
[laughs]
Skinner?
What's going on?
Bucket, did you see that?
I'm the second member of my family
to ever be on TV.
Get me one on Judge Judy to settle a dispute
over a used mattress.
But, how did you--
After I saw that Aloe and
Sven were behind the hauntings,
I asked the AV club if they
wanted to help turn the tables.
Bam!
That's what Aloe gets.
Nobody messes with the AV club, homes, nobody!
That was awesome.
How sweet was it watching Aloe run out of here
and getting it all caught on tape?
Nice job, Skinner.
I did good, didn't I?
Oh, all of a sudden we're taking credit
for other people's plans?
That's it, finger.
I need some alone time.
[hums]
He is not happy.
Hey, it's could be a couple
of more hours till daylight.
We're gonna make it, bro.
Thanks for teaching me that
there's no such thing as ghosts.
-Taco?
-Nice.
-Ghosts?
-I know, right?
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