Leanne (2025) s01e16 Episode Script

1
Boy, did I miss you.
I missed you more.
- We're that couple now, aren't we?
- Gross.
Disgusting.
I have a little surprise for you.
There's only two types of brochures.
Vacations and diseases.
Well, let me make sure
I grab the right one.
The Suncatcher Resort and Spa.
I booked us a room.
I'm taking you away for the weekend.
To the beach.
Where I'll be wearing a bathing suit.
All day long.
Check it out.
Our room opens right onto the sand.
My goodness. This is too much.
You deserve it.
Do I?
They have snorkeling,
volleyball, paddleboarding.
All you're gonna need is sunglasses
and a toothbrush, baby.
Or it could rain, baby.
And that sounds like cuddling up
on the couch in our chunky sweaters.
Looked at the forecast. Unseasonably warm.
Woo-hoo.
We're gonna turn off our phones, no TV.
Just you and me
slathering each other in sunscreen.
Who had the carnitas grande?
No one.
One more twist, and voilà.
You have made yourself an earring.
No, I've made myself a fishhook.
I need to break up
with Andrew for one week.
Okay, can I borrow him?
- Carol!
- What happened?
He surprised me with a weekend getaway.
That bastard!
A man doesn't just dump a beach trip
on a woman with no warning.
That requires at least six months' prep.
Come on, I think it's romantic.
He loves you.
He won't when he sees me
flopping around snorkeling.
That's right.
He signed us up for snorkeling.
The most unattractive
of all the water sports.
If those masks make the fish look bigger,
what are they gonna do to me?
Just try to swim behind him
and hope he gets stung by something.
- This is a disaster.
- Okay.
I'll admit it's a little clueless of him,
but we have 62 hours
to make magic out of all this.
You think we can?
I do.
Then make your eyes say it.
I'm trying.
Okay, so we're gonna start
with waxing and threading.
Then we're gonna zigzag
and get you a spray tan.
We'll do a couple laps to let the tan set,
and then, boom,
we end in the bathing suit shop.
I'm regretting everything I've ever eaten.
Shit!
It's been a while.
Mofo!
She was married a long time.
Would a glass of prosecco help?
Thank you. I'd love one.
Beach getaway this weekend.
Very little warning.
We got you, girl.
Take your time.
Hey, how are you guys fixed for prosecco?
Are you kidding me?
Not in a million years!
No.
Carol!
Ooh! This is cute.
We kicked that mall's butt today.
We did.
You're gonna come out of the water
looking like a Bond girl.
I'm proud of you.
It's your first time
going away with a man since Bill.
And look at you.
Despite your fears, you're diving in.
I can't go.
You went in to pack your toiletry bag.
What happened?
Toilet.
I'm not ready to share one with Andrew.
You'll be on a beach.
There's sand outside
your sliding glass door.
We grew up with a cat.
You know what to do.
Everything's just so perfect with us.
I don't want to wake up
with pillow face and morning breath.
What if hearing my stomach bubbles
in the night is a deal-breaker?
You don't think he's bubbling,
worried about a little toot slipping out?
My man does not have wind.
Why does he want to ruin everything?
It's too soon.
I think it's a healthy move
for a relationship.
I just don't want all the romance
to go away like it did with Bill.
I mean, we started out strong.
Beach trips, smooching in restaurants,
everything always groomed and spiffy.
And little by little, it went away.
And that can't happen with Andrew.
It took decades for you and Bill
to lose all your magic.
If you and Andrew
are still going strong in your 80s,
I think you both earned a fart.
You know I hate that word.
I know.
Fart.
Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.
Faaaart!
Fart!
Fart!
Leanne'll be down in a second.
I'm officially in vacation mode.
So all good, man.
Sorry. I put on sandals, I get weird.
You know what could move
those toes into sexy town?
Our good friend, the toe ring.
No, I'm good.
Hey, I want to ask you something.
Is Leanne into going away?
It was really hard to tell.
No, she's so into it.
Other than the initial jitters.
- Jitters?
- Well, yeah.
It's a first getaway as a new couple.
Sleeping together, waking up together,
eating every meal together,
sneaking off to find the lobby bathroom.
It's a lot.
I'm ready.
Whoa, lots of bags.
Which is fine.
Sandals.
Okay.
Boy.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Leanne home?
No, but give me your wrist.
Why, so you can slit it?
I'm making a bracelet,
and I need a dainty wrist to measure.
I'm not dainty, I'm small-boned.
I've heard that about you.
When's she coming back?
I need to see
if I can have Josie's old crib.
- For Tyler's baby or your love child?
- Faye went to visit her sister.
I promised I'd have the nursery
put together when she got back.
I doubt Leanne's gonna want her baby's
crib handed over to your mistress,
but when she's back in town,
you can ask her.
Where'd she go?
Andrew took her away for the weekend
to the beach.
- Really?
- . Problem?
Seems kind of soon
to be vacationing together.
You're having a baby with the woman
who cleaned your teeth.
So it's, pretty serious?
They've swapped the L word.
Legumes?
What is it you're hoping for?
You think Faye will just give over custody
and you and Leanne can raise the baby?
No.
Face it, buddy, Andrew and Leanne
are deeply in legumes with each other.
I need to sit down.
Well, now I'm feeling
kind of sorry for you.
You want some… milk?
I don't know, man. I don't do this.
Here we are,
our home sweet home for the next two days.
Pretty.
And there's the bed.
Pretty.
Look at that view.
- Do you usually sleep on…?
- Do you want…?
- I don't mind.
- I don't have to.
- If you prefer…
- Are you used to…
- This is ridiculous.
- I know.
What side would you like?
I'll take that one.
Perfect.
So I was thinking we could
get in our suits and hit the beach.
Yeah.
Or not, if you'd rather eat first.
I don't have to eat all the time.
Well, hey, if we get hungry,
there's a full menu at the swim-up bar.
We can have burgers in the pool.
Eat in the pool?
It was just a thought. So then, beach?
Yes, you're right.
I mean, look at that view,
and all that water,
and all those… pelicans.
Let's get out there.
Great, now we're talking.
All right, well…
I thought I'd…
- Would you rather I go change in the…?
- No, you stay here.
I was just thinking.
Do you need something?
I'm sorry, I've just been
so nervous about this trip,
wanting everything to be perfect,
and I haven't even thanked you
for bringing me here.
Yeah, I've been in my head too.
- You have?
- Yes.
I mean, normally I know
how to take my pants off,
but suddenly it's become
a 17-step process.
That's a relief to hear.
It's just been so long
since I've done anything like this.
The whole drive down here
I was thinking, "You idiot."
"You never asked her if she was ready.
You just booked it."
I'm glad you did.
Tell you what.
Why don't we just have fun this weekend?
I would love that.
Come here.
This is nice.
It is.
And this view really is spectacular.
It is.
You feeling any better,
or do I need to roll you over
and take your temperature?
I just think I need to…
Chest tight.
What?
Can't breathe.
I swear to God, if you're messing with me…
Okay, I'm hitting 9.
I hit 1.
- I'm hitting another 1.
- Hit "call."
You better not die on me.
Not that I like you or will cry
or anything, you stupid jerk!
Don't speak at my funeral.
I've got books, sunscreen, snacks.
What am I forgetting?
This.
- Hello?
- Hey, where are you?
Tyler, what is it?
Nora's in labor. We're at the hospital.
Her folks can't get on a flight
until tomorrow.
We need a mom here now!
I'm on my way.
We got to go.
What? Why?
The baby's coming! My son needs me!
He hasn't needed me in 15 years!
What was I thinking
going away for the weekend
knowing that my grandbaby was due?
She's three weeks early.
It's not your fault.
I was a good grandmother before I met you.
Don't you have one of those "go faster"
thingies you can stick on the roof?
You mean a siren? No.
What good are you?
I'm gonna let all this slide,
because you're acting…
Better not say "crazy," or I'll tell you
what I really think about those sandals.
I believe you just did.
Carol, I know.
We're on the way to the hospital.
Who told you we were here?
Tyler. Run the light! Run the light!
How did Tyler know?
His wife's in labor.
My God. Nora's having the baby?
Yes. What are you talking about?
Um…
Bill had some chest pain.
What?
They're checking him out.
Don't worry. Just get here.
I'll go see Nora.
You tell her to hold that baby in.
I'm coming.
Knowing Nora, she'll push harder
just to spite me.
- You don't get along?
- We do.
She just thinks I'm controlling.
Are we just gonna ride that bus's butt
all the way there?
We made it. We made it.
I lost my sandal.
Good. Lose the other one.
I'm sorry.
You did such a good job getting us here.
I love you.
- I love
- Has the baby come yet? Did we miss it?
Tyler's the only head
that's popped out so far.
It'll be a while.
Why are you both half naked?
We came straight from the beach, Mama.
I do not need to see this man's legs.
Well, speak for yourself.
I'm sorry, sir. I got my stuff in the car.
I'll be right back.
How's Bill?
He's okay.
They're monitoring him,
but they're pretty sure
it was a panic attack.
What caused it?
Honestly, wrecking the marriage,
seeing you move on,
I think it all caught up with him.
How does an FBI agent lose a shoe?
- Hey.
- Hey.
Baby here?
Not yet.
You okay?
I thought it was the big one.
Turns out I was just having big feelings.
I'm glad you're all right.
Yeah. I probably deserve it.
Payback for everything I put you through.
Don't say that.
It's true.
Look, I would have never
left you for someone else,
but I don't want to keep
punishing you for it.
If I'd have known how unhappy you were,
I would have fought to the bitter end
to save our marriage.
But I guess at some point,
we both quit trying,
and neither one of us
did anything to fix it.
Wish I had.
But here we are now.
I don't want to be angry anymore.
I'd like that.
We did have a long run, didn't we?
Sure did.
It's Faye.
You go ahead and take that.
I'll let you know
when our grandbaby is here.
Hey.
Yeah, I'm okay.
What's going on there?
She's beautiful.
Just like her mother.
She's got your nose.
I'm starting to see
why they keep getting pregnant
every time she gives birth.
Josie, say hi to your new niece.
Mom, I'm only seeing your boob.
Oops. Sorry.
Hey, it's your Auntie Josie.
Don't listen to what they say.
I'm the fun one.
Where are we at on a name?
We're still working on it, Grandpa.
- How about Blanche?
- Roberta.
- Carol.
- Jícama.
Sara Beth.
Tyler.
Please stop.
Well, well.
- You must be Bill.
- I am.
- Andrew.
- Bill.
- How are you feeling?
- Never better.
You hurt her, I'm coming for you.
- Hey, you
- You got something to say?
Nope.
She is pretty cute.
She's perfect.
I'm just gonna say it.
She looks like a Carol.
You don't even look like a Carol.
- I'm getting a cup of coffee. Want one?
- Yeah.
Hey, thanks.
For what?
Because of you, I get all this.
My beautiful baby.
Grandma loves you so much.
I can't wait to see what you're gonna do,
who you're gonna become.
Whatever it is,
you got a big old family
here to support you.
And guess what?
Turns out your grandmom
was a lot stronger than she ever knew.
Life can take twists and turns.
But sometimes it's the only way
to find out who you really are.
You're a beauty.
I'm gonna get in there.
I'm gonna get in there.