Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e16 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
( man grunting )
- Done it.
- ( alarm wailing )
Oh, no!
( alarm blaring )
( whistle blowing )
- Over there!
- ( dogs barking )
Oh!
( helicopter whirring )
( sighs )
- Oh.
- ( siren wails in distance )
Tsk tsk tsk.
( grunting, muttering )
Shh!
Mmm!
( belches )
Shh!
( chuckling )
( doorknob rattles )
Ah!
( burglar grunts )
Ahh.
- BURGLAR: Oh!
- Oh.
Huh?
What was--
Hmm. Oh, well.
( relieved sigh )
Huh? Hello.
Nice bit of clobber.
Ah.
( Mr. Bean humming )
Ow! Oh! Ahh!
Ohh!
Ow! Oh!
Right. Oh-- ow!
That's a bit tight, innit?
Never mind.
- Right.
- ( door rattles )
Oh-- oh, no.
MR. BEAN: Ahh.
Oh. Tsk.
Aha.
Here we go. Ahh.
( burglar groans )
( muttering )
Hmm.
What is it?
Oh.
Oh.
- BURGLAR: Oh!
- Hmm?
Oh.
( mutters )
( burglar groaning )
Oh.
BURGLAR: Oh, Gordon Bennett! Oh!
There. Right.
- Well done, Constable.
- Thank you, sir.
Oh.
What's this?
Hmm.
- Morning, sir.
Have you seen this man?
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
( mutters )
- Indeed.
- Oh, shocking.
( groans )
( muttering )
( gasping )
( muttering )
Hang on.
( muttering )
- It's him.
- ( muttering )
What do you see, Constable?
It's him?
Well?
No!
No, it's not me.
It's not me!
( chuckles )
Right.
Hmm?
( cat snarling )
( hissing )
Get out of the way.
Get out!
Huh?
( chuckling )
Welcome.
Oh. Oh.
( muttering )
and stay out of my way.
Staying for dinner?
( hissing )
( yelling, grunting )
Oh. Oh.
- ( television playing )
- ( man laughing )
( mutters )
- ( Mr. Bean laughing )
- Out.
Oh!
- GUARD: Home.
- ( Mr. Bean gulps )
MR. BEAN: Oh, no!
( sighs )
Come on.
Oh.
Hmm.
( mutters )
( sighs )
( birds chirping )
( television playing )
Huh?
Ow!
MR. BEAN: ( mutters )
( television playing )
- MRS. WICKET: Mr. Bean?
- Oh, no.
MRS. WICKET:
I want a word with you.
( wheezing )
You know what today is.
Aha!
Right? Eh?
Oh, aye.
How's it going?
What?
Right.
Come here.
The rockery.
- Now, these go here.
- BURGLAR: Yeah?
- And these
- Eh?
These go here
and these go there.
Huh?
As agreed!
BURGLAR: Uh, right. Yeah.
Hurry up.
MRS. WICKET:
It shouldn't take you long.
Aha ha ha ha!
Here you are.
Hmm.
- ( plinking )
- Huh.
I wonder
( sawing noises )
( Mr. Bean breathing heavily )
( gasps )
Right.
Clean-up time.
I want this place
to be spic and span.
- Shh.
- That's spic and span.
- Aye?
- Huh?
- Clean it up.
- Yes, sir.
- Right now.
- Okay, sir.
Oh. ( muttering )
Wait a minute.
( mutters )
Here we go.
Look at this.
Look at this, Teddy.
Yes!
Come on.
Put your back into it.
Come on, come on.
I can't believe this.
MRS. WICKET: Don't stop now.
Please, God, let this unlock.
Yes.
Oh. Oh.
MAN:
Oi. Over here.
Open the door.
There, you got a key.
Open the door.
Give us the key, come on.
No.
Look.
- Oh.
- Key first.
Open the door.
Oh.
Sorry. I lied.
What?
What?
MAN: Bye.
- MR. BEAN: Oh.
- MAN: Bye.
Oh!
Oh, no!
( sighs )
- ( television playing )
- Oh.
Oh.
( snickers )
( donkey braying )
MRS. WICKET:
Something's still not right.
Hmm. I know.
Move that.
Ohh.
There.
MRS. WICKET: Lovely.
Ow! I don't want
none of this.
Hang on.
Oh!
MRS. WICKET:
You haven't mowed the lawn yet.
Oh.
Hang on.
Ah, use these.
- What?
- ( chuckles )
Oh.
( muttering )
Come on.
Aaaah!
( burglar gibbering )
Eh?
( sobbing )
Let me in!
( TV audience laughing )
( door opens )
( mumbling )
Well, you know, I mean,
you know,
I had to do it, mate,
they thought you was me.
( muttering angrily )
- Sorry.
- ( laughter on TV )
Huh?
( both laugh )
( grunting, roaring )
( muttering )
- Cheerio, then.
- Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm freeeee!
( alarm wailing )
( Mr. Bean gasps, mutters )
( helicopter whirring )
( Mr. Bean whimpering )
No!!!
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Ohh.