Vampirina: Teenage Vampire (2025) s01e16 Episode Script

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[Vee] Previously on
Vampirina: Teenage Vampire
-Did I say something weird?
-I like weird.
I still think
there's something up with this mirror.
Ahem! Sorry to interrupt.
I gotta admit, Vee, I don't know if
you'd like him if he wasn't good-looking.
Moriah?
That's my sister.
This candle
has special properties.
-No ghost can resist it.
-[whooshes]
Vanquinium. It's toxic
to ghosts, vampires, Van Helsings.
Maybe vampires
should have it, too.
The reason you're fritzing is because
you've been away
from Transylvania too long.
Vee has to move home
forever.
[upbeat music playing]
Hey!
Those Millie posters
are school property, people.
Not for personal use.
Put that back.
Stash one of these
in my office, please.
Hello, good morning.
Check your phone again.
No. Elijah still
hasn't texted.
I thought for sure
he'd reach out after our song last night.
Yeah. Me, too.
Wait. Do you know something?
I know a lot of things.
-Oh, look, dresses!
-[sighs]
What are we thinking
for tonight?
Dazzling Diva?
Or Soulful Siren?
Hmm, I'm thinking
Britney?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to support you.
Ha! [laughs]
I can't even say it
with a straight face.
I'm here to meet
Millie Eyelash.
We haven't seen her.
Ugh, unhelpful
as usual, Hauntley.
[gasps]
Vee, Sophie, don't be rude.
Help her.
I am so sorry about her.
Oh, it's okay.
-You work for Millie, right?
-What's she like in real life?
Ooh. Um, she's not too bad.
Just don't talk to her
until she's had her coffee.
[both chuckle]
Um, I will do
that combo tonight.
-Thank you.
-[mumbles indistinctly]
You're You're
-Ah!
-It's okay.
You can say something,
I've had my coffee.
[both] Millie Eyelash!
Yep. Well, Millie Eyelash
is my stage persona.
In my off time, I'm just
Emily Eisenberg.
That's the perk of having
a pop star alter-ego.
I'd worship at your alter-ego.
Okay. I gotta run.
Not because of that,
but also not
not because of that.
Vee, I am so excited to see
your performance tonight.
We doing a squeal
or a jump up and down?
Gotta be both.
[both squealing]
[singing] Slay! ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Stepping out
Into the light ♪
I have never felt so alive ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
S-L-A-Y ♪
Watch me shine
Shine, shine ♪
Slay! ♪
[birds cawing]
[Lucien] Your Van Helsing
locator won't work in there.
But you should know that since your family
built this mirror prison.
Yeah, we built these
for bad supernatural creatures like you.
I mean, I've heard
about your kind.
You create drama
so you can feed off of it.
You're a conflict vampire.
That's me.
Want an autograph?
I could sign your book.
Hey! You went
through my stuff?
Relax, your journal
was boring.
But there is a whole chapter
in here
about vampires like me.
How flattering.
I really need
to finish reading that book.
You really should.
It's full of all sorts
of Van Helsing secrets.
And this one's my favorite.
Ooh!
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna rip up all your books!
If that upsets you,
wait until tonight.
The concert's gonna
draw a huge crowd
and Vee and I are gonna drain
the energy from everyone.
With that much conflict power,
we can put
all you Van Helsings in mirror prisons
like you did to me.
-[thuds]
-Ooh!
You're lucky there's a pane
of glass between us.
And it's gonna stay there.
Because I control
the Bloodstone.
Wait,
are those my pants?
Just another thing
I'm stealing from you.
What's next, my toothbrush?
Are you taking a poster?
Look, I was robbed. Okay?
I should be opening
for Millie.
The least this school could do
is give me a poster.
Or seven.
When I find Millie,
I am gonna show her how much
she's missing out on by not picking
[vocalizing] Me ♪
You know,
you're kind of a lot.
Britney, I thought
I heard you.
Moriah, you're back!
Have you met Demi?
[in British accent]
Hello! Lovely to meet you,
Moriah, is it? I must run off
to clowning class.
Toodle-oo!
Sorry, he's kind of a lot.
He looks familiar.
He's Vee's friend.
Vee's friend?
Interesting.
Well, he's sort of my friend
too, but don't tell him I said that.
Actually, I've been
looking for Elijah.
He didn't show up
for breakfast,
and he hasn't answered
any of my messages.
I haven't seen him.
Maybe Vee knows where he is?
-I have to talk to her.
-[bell rings]
Gotta go, see you later.
Bye.
Ah, there you are.
Want a power boost?
[zaps]
Thanks. It's a good thing
we have each other
or we'd both be
fritzing freaks.
Well, I do know a way
for a vampire to stay strong
even when they're away
from other vampires.
Really? How?
Watch this.
So, how was meeting
Millie Eyelash?
Oh, thanks. It's new.
Oh. Uh, I haven't been able
to corner her yet.
Really? You weren't invited to the Dean's
private meet-and-greet with Millie?
Private what?
Dean!
-Did you just make that up?
-Yep.
Energy's all around us.
You just have to know how to harness it.
I better be invited,
or you're gonna meet-and-greet my father
who will want to know
where his donations are going!
I'll tell you the same thing
I told Gaga,
"You come for the Dean,
you best not miss."
Do you know who my family is?
I know who your family is.
What is that?
Energy created
from human conflict.
[Britany and Merriweather
arguing indistinctly]
[breathes deeply]
It doesn't just restore
your powers,
it adds to them.
[both continue arguing]
-Try it.
-[gasps]
Whoa.
That's only the beginning
of what I could teach you.
We could both level up
and become even more powerful.
Then no more hiding
in the shadows.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Vee!
[gasps] I
I got I gotta go.
Tell your father
he knows where to find me!
My office hours
are anywhere, anytime!
Whoa, you okay?
Did something happen
with Lucien?
What? Oh, uh
Uh, no, it's [sighs]
It's nothing.
Okay, that guy
is definitely sus.
-[Lucien] Who, me?
-[yelps]
Yes, actually.
You're messing
with my best friend's head.
This whole charming
exchange student thing?
I see right through it.
And what do you see?
Someone who's not going
to age well.
Actually, I'm not
gonna age at all.
You're a
Vampire!
Oh, there you are.
Yeah, and here you are.
-[creature screeches]
-[both gasp]
And whatever that is,
that's here, too.
[dramatic music playing]
There's gotta be
something in your backpack.
You're wasting your time.
I mean, even my
Van Helsing emergency kit
is useless in here.
[creature laughs maniacally]
But keep looking.
Oh, easy with that.
That's my mask in case
there's any Vanquinium around.
Is there Vanquinium in here?
No, but you should be careful.
I've got a lot of other
dangerous stuff in there.
"Mommy loves you,
little pookie bear!"
Yeah, super dangerous.
[upbeat music playing]
[whooshes]
We need to talk.
Me first!
Moriah is back, but hopefully,
she didn't recognize me
as the ghost she summoned.
[in British accent] Because I think
I pulled off a foolproof disguise, love.
It turns out Lucien can feed off of
negative human energy.
[in normal accent] What?
How does that even work?
He just kinda
[grunting] Hmm,
hmm, hmm, and then [laughs maniacally]
And then [inhaling sharply]
That'll be useful
if Lucien's having a baby.
Look, he says
if we work together,
our powers will level up.
If I could do that,
I could stay here for good,
with or without Lucien.
No more fritzing.
Yeah, but do you really
wanna be the kind of vampire
that feeds off
people's bad feelings?
I [sighs]
If I can give you
a little ghostly advice I--
Demi!
For once I actually
wanted to hear it!
[whooshes]
Vee Hauntley is a vampire?
[whooshes]
Oh, that's what
the candle does.
Did you two summon me?
Hello? What if I had been
in the shower?
You haven't showered
in 600 years.
Are we inside
Lucien's mirror prison?
Wait, you knew about this?
I kinda sorta
helped Vee let him out.
We thought he was
just a wrongfully imprisoned vampire.
With great hair.
[creature in deep voice]
Is that a ghost and a Van Helsing I smell?
Well, that's not
unsettling at all!
We have to warn Vee.
Un-summon me!
"By my decree,
the spirit is released." [blows candle]
[whooshes]
And by my decree,
you Van Helsings are a menace.
Demi, you gotta
get the Bloodstone!
I'm on it!
[dramatic music playing]
Man, when I get out of here,
I'm gonna [grunts]
-Yeah!
-[grunts]
You're gonna what?
Let me out and I'll show you
what I've been training for.
Clearly you theater kids
never know when the show is over.
Maybe it's time
I lock this mirror for good.
A crushed Bloodstone
is a worthless Bloodstone.
-No, no, no!
-No!
Show's back on!
Demi!
No!
Whoo!
I've been wanting
to do that to you
since the first time
I saw you.
-Shall we hide?
-It's what we do best.
You're gonna wish
you stayed in that mirror.
You're gonna wish
I never got out.
[Elijah grunting]
-[both] Fight! Fight!
-Get him, Elijah!
[dramatic music playing]
[whimpers]
[grunting]
[Lucien] Come on,
Van Helsing. Is that all you got?
[grunting]
[both grunting]
[grunts]
-How's your back?
-Better than your face.
Nothing's better
than my face.
Hey, boys.
How come I wasn't invited to the party?
-Vee!
-You found us!
Yeah. Someone once told me
this place was perfect for a bat hang.
You never mentioned
it was good
for a Van Helsing
showdown, too.
What What are you doing?
I'm sorry, Elijah.
But Lucien's shown me another path.
And it's a path
I have to take.
-I don't understand.
-You're taking his side?
Of course. Vampires always
help other vampires.
Not to mention, Lucien is
much more powerful than I am.
Aw, Vee, you noticed?
He's shown me a way
to accomplish my dreams.
I figured out your plan. We're gonna
create chaos at the concert tonight.
You read my mind.
Together we can create
so much conflict to feed on,
we'll be unbelievably
powerful.
Even more powerful
than I already am.
I can't let you do this.
Stay back, Van Helsing!
Thank you for showing me
what kind of vampire I could be.
The kind of vampire
I'll never be.
Vanquinium?
[intense music playing]
[crunches]
Oh. Sophie! My mask!
[Demi] Elijah,
hold your breath!
I'll get rid
of the Vanquinium.
Hey, Demi, get ready
to lock the mirror!
[grunts]
[Sophie] I'm done
looking at this thing.
[exhales] We did it.
[Vee gasps] Moriah?
Vee. Or should I say Vampire?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's not our enemy, Moriah.
All vampires are evil. That's
the one thing we've always believed.
And we were wrong.
You sacrificed yourself
and took down that conflict vampire.
Truce?
Truce.
But maybe you put away
the pointy thing?
My bad.
Vampires are not
what you think.
For every Lucien, there's thousands of us
who want to live in peace.
Mm-hmm. I don't know
about that. But
I'll keep your secret.
Thanks for being cool, Moriah.
Oh, I'm not that cool.
You and I are still
gonna have a long talk.
Oh, I'm really
looking forward to it.
Ooh, I better call off Mom
before she shows up here too.
Oh.
[in British accent] And don't think
I don't see you, Demetrius.
[in British accent]
Toodle-oo, love!
Whoa!
-[crowd cheering]
-Oh, no, the concert's about to start.
Vee, you're too weak
from the Vanquinium.
You can't perform like this.
I have to try.
With Lucien gone,
I'm for sure going back to Transylvania.
What do I have to lose?
[audience chattering
indistinctly]
Thank you so much.
Oh, hey, costume girl.
I like your finger candy.
Thanks.
But what are you doing?
[scoffs] Vee's so late,
they're gonna need
someone to fill in.
So just point me
in Millie's direction
and I'll prove I'm ready to
[vocalizing] Shine ♪
I've got it
from here, Britney.
Ugh! Fine.
Hope you break a leg.
Are you wishing me good luck
or was that a threat?
A lady never tells.
Hey
Are you okay?
I just
I hope I have what it takes.
I'm gonna tell you a secret.
With a crowd like this,
if you go out there
and you give it
your all, Vee,
they'll give it right back.
Whatever happens
thank you so much.
This is my dream.
Then you get out there
and make it a reality.
[instrumental music playing]
We love you, Vee!
It's easy to forget
everything you are ♪
[vocalizing]
Hiding in shadows
Too scared to even start ♪
[vocalizing]
But we've all got power
Just waiting for a spark ♪
[vocalizing]
I'm leaving the ground
Straight to the clouds ♪
Hit me with the spotlight
Look at me now! ♪
It's the dreams we have
And the chances we take ♪
And how you show yourself
Even when you're afraid ♪
The friends
that have your back ♪
Along the way ♪
That's what makes ya ♪
-A force of nature ♪
-Yeah ♪
Force of nature ♪
Guys, I think she's feeding
on the positive energy of the audience.
Yeah ♪
Force of nature ♪
Ohh ♪
Force of nature ♪
[vocalizing]
Force of nature ♪
Force of nature ♪
Look at me now ♪
[audience gasp and exclaim]
[audience murmuring]
Oh, no! She's gone full vampire
in front of everyone.
Her secret's out,
we've gotta help!
Let's go.
We gotta get backstage.
It's the dreams we have
And the chances we take ♪
And how you show yourself
Even when you're afraid ♪
The friends
that have your back ♪
Along the way
That's what makes ya ♪
A force of nature ♪
Watch me rock the world ♪
And shoot for the moon ♪
I'm gonna fly so high ♪
Show you all I can do ♪
And what you see in me
I see it in you ♪
That's what makes ya
A force of nature ♪
Yeah ♪
Force of nature ♪
Force of nature ♪
Yeah ♪
[crowd cheering
and applauding]
[Millie gasps]
Would you look at that?
She found
her own stage persona.
Just like me.
That's right.
It's all part of her plan.
You're looking
at the first appearance of
Vampirina!
[squealing]
[exhales]
[cheering and applauding]
Hello, my lovely Lashies!
[audience cheering]
Millie, I can explain.
Let me.
You just witnessed
the magnificent debut
of Vee Hauntley
as Vampirina!
[cheering]
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
What stagecraft!
I'd expect nothing less
from my protege.
And this won't be
the last time we're on stage together.
[cheering and applauding]
Now, give me one moment
to set up my own stagecraft,
little Lashies,
because this will be
eye-conic!
[cheering and applauding]
Wait, I've seen
that finger candy.
The costume lady is Millie?
Huh. Maybe I should be
nicer to people.
You think?
Nah, I'm perfect
just the way I am.
That was amazing!
My little bat's all grown up.
Yeah, I'm back to full power,
and then some.
I guess hate can fuel you,
but love is
even more powerful.
Does this mean
you can stay at Wilson?
I'm not going anywhere.
We doing a squeal
or jump up and down?
Do you even have to ask?
[both squealing]
[both laughing]
[clears throat] Vee,
can I talk to you
for a minute?
Sure.
What?
I got this for you.
It's dead now,
just the way you like it.
Aw, thank you.
Uh, I've been wanting
to talk to you ever since
Our song?
Yeah. And it was
I really liked it.
And I wanted to tell you,
but then Lucien
You know I was never
gonna choose him.
I like weird, remember?
I like weird, too.
-[whooshes]
-[grunting]
[exhaling]
What in the bats was that?
[dramatic music playing]
-[dramatic music playing]
-[Demi] Hello?
[door creaks]
Lucien?
I know you're evil
but I was just wondering
if I could get your hair care routine?
Totally cool
if you're still salty.
Oh, no,
this tells you
how to open all the mirror prisons.
Lucien?
The doors are open!
"Here they come"?
Who's they?
[creature grunts]
It's gonna be fine.