Adventure Time: Side Quests (2026) s01e17 Episode Script
Love Bugs
[quacks]
[bats squeal]
[opening theme song playing]
Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go to very
Distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispers] Side Quests.
[BMO as Rolly]
Hey, Pinchy Face.
Mind if I join
your lunch table?
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
Rolly, I, uh,
you usually sit
with the cheer team.
[BMO as Rolly] I-- I can go
sit somewhere else.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] No, no.
There's plenty of room for two.
[BMO as Rolly]
My, my, what a gentleman.
[BMO laughs] Future
high school sweethearts. Oh!
-Game?
-Game.
[both] Game! Game!
Game! Game! Game!
-Game!
-Wait, Finn, I just--
"Groove Time."
Great! Perfect! Good!
Great! Great! Good!
Great! Great! Great! Good!
Great! Miss! Miss! Miss!
[Finn] BMO, full screen,
I can't see.
[BMO] Great! Good! Great!
Good! Perfect!
Good! Great! Miss! Miss! Miss!
-Miss! Miss! Miss!
-BMO.
-Miss! Miss!
-[game over chime]
Oh, well, game over.
Now back to the bugs.
This is a huge moment
in their relationship arc.
[Finn] Am I missing something?
[Jake] Dude, we should
clean our house.
They are perfect
for each other.
How can you tell, BMO?
Just look at them.
Isn't it obvious?
They're just too shy
to make a move on each other.
Cute but tragic.
Unless I help them make a move.
With my guidance,
they could finally hold hands.
Oh. BMO is playing matchmaker.
I can totally help.
Uh, what do you know
about romance?
Uh, I wrote a whole chapter
about it in the Enchiridion.
Oh. [chuckles] I know why
you read that part.
[mimics Princess Bubblegum]
"Show me what you learned."
Smooch, smooch.
Whatever.
Like you know anything.
[in normal voice]
Of course I do.
I have a girlfriend.
This isn't a competition!
Love is a delicate matter.
-Love competition?
-Totally in.
What? No.
[BMO as Rolly] Yoo-hoo!
Pinchy Face? Where are you?
[BMO as Pinchy Face] I'm here.
I got a table
for the two of us.
[BMO as Rolly] Uh, Pinchy Face,
I have something to ask.
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
What is it, Rolly?
-[Jake] Hey, buggies.
-[BMO gasps]
[groovy music plays]
I'm the new bug on the block.
For you, darling.
Is this your girlfriend?
Hey, are you jealous?
Jealous?
Oh, no, Jake,
what are you doing?
A classic romantic gesture.
It's called making
Pinchy Face jealous,
so he's forced to make a move.
Works every time.
Don't, don't get
the wrong idea.
[speaking Korean]
Lady, this, um,
this isn't what it looks like.
[chuckles nervously]
Don't be jealous.
[speaking Korean]
Wait, lady,
we can talk about this!
[laughs] Swing and a miss.
Not fair.
That round didn't count, dude.
It's not a competition!
[exhales]
[chuckles]
Yay!
How romantic.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] Oh.
I've never been to this part
of the school before.
[BMO as Rolly]
It's so beautiful.
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
You know who else is beautiful?
Uh, you.
[BMO gasps] Bug-napper!
[Finn laughs maliciously]
What's Prince Charming
without his princess?
Do you dare swing
across the pond
infested with electric eels?
You ruined their moment, Finn!
No romance without danger, BMO.
They don't want danger, Finn.
They want romance. Romance!
-[gasps]
-[both] Ah!
Pinchy Face!
Very smooth, dude. [laughs]
I'm coming, Pinchy!
[groans]
Ah! Ah! Ah!
-[groans] Ow!
-Finn!
Is Pinchy Face okay?
No! You guys
are winning everything.
At this rate,
they will never hold hands.
You leave me no choice.
I am throwing them
a dance party.
A romantic one.
You two better
stay out of my way.
[both] A romantic
dance party competition?
Up, down, left, right
Right in the club tonight ♪
Up, down, left, right
Right till I find the light ♪
Up, down, left, right
Right, it's a special time ♪
Ugh! I can't believe
BMO invited her.
She can't even dance.
Time to get down and flirty.
-[music stops]
-[soft music playing]
[BMO as Rolly] Pinchy Face!
I didn't think you were
gonna come to prom.
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
Last dance before graduation.
I couldn't miss my chance
to dance with you--
I mean, me, dance with myself.
I mean, I [clears throat]
Care to cut a rug, m'lady?
[BMO as Rolly]
Dancing? At a dance?
I think I can allow that.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] Rad.
[clapping]
[BMO] Go ahead.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] Uh, Rolly?
How do you feel about hands?
I mean, holding hands.
[BMO as Rolly] Oh, my!
Boo!
What gives?
Who put on this garbo?
-Boo!
-[LSP] Boo!
[BMO] But this is for love!
[LSP] Boo!
-I got this.
-[soft music stops]
-[funky music playing]
-[all cheering]
How about a little disco, babe?
No.
Where did they go? Huh?
-Troublemaker.
-[Funky music stops]
-[techno music playing]
-Oh, that's my jam.
Shake it like it's on fire ♪
[all] Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
[giggles] Got you, Finn.
[speaking Korean]
I'm not staring at the wall.
I'm gazing at this girl
and we're engaged.
[speaking Korean]
-Not again.
-[techno music stops]
-[slow music playing]
-[speaking Korean]
Oh, no, no, no.
Just because this is our song
doesn't mean you can win me
back with your sultry moves.
[giggles]
-Soft body. Huh?
-[Finn giggles]
Bug kiss.
[groans]
Sorry, lady.
Shoo, BMO.
-You're going down, Finn.
-[slow music stops]
-[techno music playing]
-Whoa, my jam!
Time for seven minutes
in heaven.
[giggles]
[gasps] Ugh.
Ow!
[gasps] They are together.
Now is my chance.
Let's crank it up
to flirt level eight.
[techno music stops]
To all you
hungry lips out there,
time to find your honey.
[slow music playing]
[BMO as Rolly] Prom committee
went all out this year.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] This one's
definitely going in my list
of top 10 proms.
[BMO as Rolly] You know,
after all these years,
I've never seen you dance.
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
You could say
I've been saving up my moves
for you.
For tonight.
[BMO] Yes. This is it.
This is the beginning
of the rest of their lives.
-[music stops]
-Huh?
Sorry, BMO, but your music
was dampening my suspense vibe.
What? What suspense?
Do you see your girlfriend
over there?
She's all alone,
waiting for you.
Now we're gonna fly you
over the crowd
and smack on her dry lips.
Ah! Emergency rage!
[grunts]
-[rock music playing]
-Ah!
[screams]
BMO! Stop changing the music.
Competition is still on, bro.
-Whoo!
-[gasps]
-[grunts]
-[screams]
[conga music playing]
[humming]
-[groans]
-[Jake] Mmm.
-My turn. My turn, my turn.
-No, no. No, no, no!
It's my turn to pick
the romance music.
Huh? Where are they? [gasps]
The final song
to seal the deal.
Gotcha!
-Swing dance.
-[Jake] No.
-[music changing]
-Square dance.
No, they need to slow dance
for the final touch.
-No, swing dance.
-[music changing rapidly]
-No, square dancing.
-Slow dance!
-[Jake] Square dance. Square.
-[Finn] Swing dance.
-[BMO] Slow dance.
-[Finn] Swing dance.
-[Jake] Square dance.
-[BMO] Slow dance.
-[Jake] Square dance.
-[Finn] Swing dance.
-[BMO] Slow dance.
-[Finn] Your jealousy's stupid.
[Jake] I have a girlfriend!
Hey, who turned off the lights?
Rolly! Pinchy Face!
[sad music plays]
[BMO as Rolly]
No goodbye, no tomorrow.
Okay, everyone, party's over.
I'll show you the door.
[LSP] But it's only
eight o'clock.
Ugh! This party blows.
[BMO sighs] Their love,
delicate as a flower.
Maybe I pushed too hard.
Huh?
Oh!
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
Sorry I left in hurry.
-Oh, I had to throw up.
-[BMO as Rolly] Really?
I thought you didn't want
to talk to me anymore.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] No way,
I had so much fun today
because I had
a good dance partner.
[BMO as Rolly]
Shall we dance on out of here?
[BMO laughing] Oh!
Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!
Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!
Cute! Cute! Cute. Cute.
Cute. Cute. [shutting down]
Huh? BMO?
[closing theme song playing]
Come along with me ♪
And the butterflies
And bees ♪
We can wander
Through the forest ♪
And do so as we please ♪
[bats squeal]
[opening theme song playing]
Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go to very
Distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispers] Side Quests.
[BMO as Rolly]
Hey, Pinchy Face.
Mind if I join
your lunch table?
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
Rolly, I, uh,
you usually sit
with the cheer team.
[BMO as Rolly] I-- I can go
sit somewhere else.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] No, no.
There's plenty of room for two.
[BMO as Rolly]
My, my, what a gentleman.
[BMO laughs] Future
high school sweethearts. Oh!
-Game?
-Game.
[both] Game! Game!
Game! Game! Game!
-Game!
-Wait, Finn, I just--
"Groove Time."
Great! Perfect! Good!
Great! Great! Good!
Great! Great! Great! Good!
Great! Miss! Miss! Miss!
[Finn] BMO, full screen,
I can't see.
[BMO] Great! Good! Great!
Good! Perfect!
Good! Great! Miss! Miss! Miss!
-Miss! Miss! Miss!
-BMO.
-Miss! Miss!
-[game over chime]
Oh, well, game over.
Now back to the bugs.
This is a huge moment
in their relationship arc.
[Finn] Am I missing something?
[Jake] Dude, we should
clean our house.
They are perfect
for each other.
How can you tell, BMO?
Just look at them.
Isn't it obvious?
They're just too shy
to make a move on each other.
Cute but tragic.
Unless I help them make a move.
With my guidance,
they could finally hold hands.
Oh. BMO is playing matchmaker.
I can totally help.
Uh, what do you know
about romance?
Uh, I wrote a whole chapter
about it in the Enchiridion.
Oh. [chuckles] I know why
you read that part.
[mimics Princess Bubblegum]
"Show me what you learned."
Smooch, smooch.
Whatever.
Like you know anything.
[in normal voice]
Of course I do.
I have a girlfriend.
This isn't a competition!
Love is a delicate matter.
-Love competition?
-Totally in.
What? No.
[BMO as Rolly] Yoo-hoo!
Pinchy Face? Where are you?
[BMO as Pinchy Face] I'm here.
I got a table
for the two of us.
[BMO as Rolly] Uh, Pinchy Face,
I have something to ask.
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
What is it, Rolly?
-[Jake] Hey, buggies.
-[BMO gasps]
[groovy music plays]
I'm the new bug on the block.
For you, darling.
Is this your girlfriend?
Hey, are you jealous?
Jealous?
Oh, no, Jake,
what are you doing?
A classic romantic gesture.
It's called making
Pinchy Face jealous,
so he's forced to make a move.
Works every time.
Don't, don't get
the wrong idea.
[speaking Korean]
Lady, this, um,
this isn't what it looks like.
[chuckles nervously]
Don't be jealous.
[speaking Korean]
Wait, lady,
we can talk about this!
[laughs] Swing and a miss.
Not fair.
That round didn't count, dude.
It's not a competition!
[exhales]
[chuckles]
Yay!
How romantic.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] Oh.
I've never been to this part
of the school before.
[BMO as Rolly]
It's so beautiful.
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
You know who else is beautiful?
Uh, you.
[BMO gasps] Bug-napper!
[Finn laughs maliciously]
What's Prince Charming
without his princess?
Do you dare swing
across the pond
infested with electric eels?
You ruined their moment, Finn!
No romance without danger, BMO.
They don't want danger, Finn.
They want romance. Romance!
-[gasps]
-[both] Ah!
Pinchy Face!
Very smooth, dude. [laughs]
I'm coming, Pinchy!
[groans]
Ah! Ah! Ah!
-[groans] Ow!
-Finn!
Is Pinchy Face okay?
No! You guys
are winning everything.
At this rate,
they will never hold hands.
You leave me no choice.
I am throwing them
a dance party.
A romantic one.
You two better
stay out of my way.
[both] A romantic
dance party competition?
Up, down, left, right
Right in the club tonight ♪
Up, down, left, right
Right till I find the light ♪
Up, down, left, right
Right, it's a special time ♪
Ugh! I can't believe
BMO invited her.
She can't even dance.
Time to get down and flirty.
-[music stops]
-[soft music playing]
[BMO as Rolly] Pinchy Face!
I didn't think you were
gonna come to prom.
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
Last dance before graduation.
I couldn't miss my chance
to dance with you--
I mean, me, dance with myself.
I mean, I [clears throat]
Care to cut a rug, m'lady?
[BMO as Rolly]
Dancing? At a dance?
I think I can allow that.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] Rad.
[clapping]
[BMO] Go ahead.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] Uh, Rolly?
How do you feel about hands?
I mean, holding hands.
[BMO as Rolly] Oh, my!
Boo!
What gives?
Who put on this garbo?
-Boo!
-[LSP] Boo!
[BMO] But this is for love!
[LSP] Boo!
-I got this.
-[soft music stops]
-[funky music playing]
-[all cheering]
How about a little disco, babe?
No.
Where did they go? Huh?
-Troublemaker.
-[Funky music stops]
-[techno music playing]
-Oh, that's my jam.
Shake it like it's on fire ♪
[all] Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
[giggles] Got you, Finn.
[speaking Korean]
I'm not staring at the wall.
I'm gazing at this girl
and we're engaged.
[speaking Korean]
-Not again.
-[techno music stops]
-[slow music playing]
-[speaking Korean]
Oh, no, no, no.
Just because this is our song
doesn't mean you can win me
back with your sultry moves.
[giggles]
-Soft body. Huh?
-[Finn giggles]
Bug kiss.
[groans]
Sorry, lady.
Shoo, BMO.
-You're going down, Finn.
-[slow music stops]
-[techno music playing]
-Whoa, my jam!
Time for seven minutes
in heaven.
[giggles]
[gasps] Ugh.
Ow!
[gasps] They are together.
Now is my chance.
Let's crank it up
to flirt level eight.
[techno music stops]
To all you
hungry lips out there,
time to find your honey.
[slow music playing]
[BMO as Rolly] Prom committee
went all out this year.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] This one's
definitely going in my list
of top 10 proms.
[BMO as Rolly] You know,
after all these years,
I've never seen you dance.
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
You could say
I've been saving up my moves
for you.
For tonight.
[BMO] Yes. This is it.
This is the beginning
of the rest of their lives.
-[music stops]
-Huh?
Sorry, BMO, but your music
was dampening my suspense vibe.
What? What suspense?
Do you see your girlfriend
over there?
She's all alone,
waiting for you.
Now we're gonna fly you
over the crowd
and smack on her dry lips.
Ah! Emergency rage!
[grunts]
-[rock music playing]
-Ah!
[screams]
BMO! Stop changing the music.
Competition is still on, bro.
-Whoo!
-[gasps]
-[grunts]
-[screams]
[conga music playing]
[humming]
-[groans]
-[Jake] Mmm.
-My turn. My turn, my turn.
-No, no. No, no, no!
It's my turn to pick
the romance music.
Huh? Where are they? [gasps]
The final song
to seal the deal.
Gotcha!
-Swing dance.
-[Jake] No.
-[music changing]
-Square dance.
No, they need to slow dance
for the final touch.
-No, swing dance.
-[music changing rapidly]
-No, square dancing.
-Slow dance!
-[Jake] Square dance. Square.
-[Finn] Swing dance.
-[BMO] Slow dance.
-[Finn] Swing dance.
-[Jake] Square dance.
-[BMO] Slow dance.
-[Jake] Square dance.
-[Finn] Swing dance.
-[BMO] Slow dance.
-[Finn] Your jealousy's stupid.
[Jake] I have a girlfriend!
Hey, who turned off the lights?
Rolly! Pinchy Face!
[sad music plays]
[BMO as Rolly]
No goodbye, no tomorrow.
Okay, everyone, party's over.
I'll show you the door.
[LSP] But it's only
eight o'clock.
Ugh! This party blows.
[BMO sighs] Their love,
delicate as a flower.
Maybe I pushed too hard.
Huh?
Oh!
[BMO as Pinchy Face]
Sorry I left in hurry.
-Oh, I had to throw up.
-[BMO as Rolly] Really?
I thought you didn't want
to talk to me anymore.
[BMO as Pinchy Face] No way,
I had so much fun today
because I had
a good dance partner.
[BMO as Rolly]
Shall we dance on out of here?
[BMO laughing] Oh!
Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!
Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!
Cute! Cute! Cute. Cute.
Cute. Cute. [shutting down]
Huh? BMO?
[closing theme song playing]
Come along with me ♪
And the butterflies
And bees ♪
We can wander
Through the forest ♪
And do so as we please ♪