Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e17 Episode Script

1
Uncle Three Pieces, why
don't you just call a plumber?
Do I look like I need a plumber?
I think I know how to fix a little clogged pipe.
Unplug, you stupid, stupid pipe!
I hate you!
I'm gonna need a bigger shoe.
So what's in the box?
Oh, my buddy here's gonna surprise Kelly
by asking her to prom.
I thought she had a boyfriend.
She does.
Blake Dunkirk.
Oh, look at me.
I'm Blake Dunkirk.
Well, in his defense, he is Blake Dunkirk.
Blake's gonna be out of town
playing in a lacrosse tournament,
so I'm gonna sweep in
and ask Kells to go with me.
That's a big deal.
If she accepts.
Dude, she'll accept.
You rehearsed your speech on me a hundred times,
and I always said yes.
I think this should do the trick.
[crunch]
Are you okay?
Why wouldn't I be okay?
I will take a break now and go upstairs.
The man's a rock.
Mommy!
Let's get this set up.
Kelly starts work any second.
You sure this'll work?
It's a jack-in-the-box.
She hits the button, you
pop out and ask her to prom.
Whoa.
That is a big box.
Did Three Pieces buy himself
a birthday ham again?
Un, not sure.
Why don't you push the button
and find out what's inside?
That's weird.
Nothing happens.
Hey, Kell.
Blake.
Good news. My tournament got
delayed. So we can go to prom.
What? Aah!
This is awesome!
I know the exact dress I want.
I'm gonna go get it.
[screaming]
Whoo!
[screaming]
Aah!
[Skinner]
Hey, Bucket.
You remember Blake Dunkirk.
I wake up, get in motion ♪
Get me to the ocean, here we go ♪
It's all about the sunshine
and the current ride ♪
All the days I walk by, hello ♪
You know that when the surf rolls in ♪
That's when big waves
really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
Life is just a curl,
and the summer never ends ♪
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
You know it's always epic ♪
When I'm hanging with my friends ♪
Ohh-oh-ohh ♪
Here we go again ♪
Do you guys love it?
It's a May Owens.
It's my perfect prom dress.
Wow. If people ask,
I would totally admit to being your sister.
Aw, Piper, thanks.
Bucket?
Bucket?
Uh, yeah.
The dress is okay.
Whoa!
Bucket, look how awesome Kelly looks. Uh-huh.
That Blake is one lucky guy.
Yeah, got it.
Hey, did you guys hear they
got Cody Simpson to play prom?
I can't wait.
Piper, help me change.
Devon's in town, and I'm gonna go meet her.
Your best friend from middle school?
She's back visiting family.
I haven't seen her in over a year.
Prom with my boyfriend, seeing my old BFF.
Best week ever!
Dude, I know you're bummed
prom didn't work out with Kelly.
But let's just say I have the
answer to all your problems.
Guess what's inside this concert ticket envelope?
Concert tickets?
You're a boy witch!
You got Conquer the Earth tickets?
They're headlining Rockachella
Music Festival in San Diego.
Dude, I appreciate it, but I don't know.
Dude, come on. Two full
days of hanging out in a stadium
crammed with thousands of Conquer the Earth fans
in their alien costumes.
I guess if you put it that way.
Yes! We're going
to the concert.
Let's practice our stage dive.
So, with only two days until prom,
I can only confirm that I'll be attending.
As far as my decision on who I'll be taking,
I still have no comment at this time.
Questions.
You.
Can you at least tell us if you're leaning
towards blonde or brunette?
No! This news conference
is over!
Oh, over here!
Over here!
Aloe!
So where's this friend of yours? She'll be here.
You're gonna love Devon. We used to
always pull these crazy pranks together.
Ooh, corn salsa.
Yummy.
Don't eat me!
[screaming]
Hi!
Devon, I'm gonna kill you!
You should've seen your face.
You were all,
"Eee, what is happening?"
And Kelly made some noises, too.
Did I tell you?
Fun.
Devon, this is Blake.
Hey.
Nice grip, Grandma.
I always give a firm shake.
Dude, I'm kidding.
Stevie Sensitive over here.
Come on. Grab some food.
Sit down.
I'm sick of sitting.
Oh, let's go water skiing
and spray old people on the
shuffleboard courts like old times.
It's not as mean as it sounds.
It is if you do it right.
Actually, Kell and I are gonna hang out
and watch some lacrosse on TV.
You're gonna watch televised lacrosse on purpose?
Well, it's sort of a thing we like to do.
[clenched teeth]
Every single Thursday.
But you should come.
As awesome as that sounds
[snores]
I'm gonna pass.
But I'll be around all week.
Let's just catch up tomorrow.
Yeah.
Yay!
Nice meeting you, chuckles. Yeah.
Hey! Oh! Whoa!
[Bucket] I guess I thought
when I got to high school
Kelly would start seeing me
as a smooth, sophisticated guy.
Dude, Kelly's gonna see
how cool you are any day now.
Here. Let me adjust
your antenna.
Oh. Thanks.
Good call putting these costumes on now.
Can you imagine if we showed up
to a Conquer the Earth concert
not dressed as aliens?
We'd look like idiots.
[chuckles]
Oh, can I see that bus schedule?
Bucket, I got it all worked out.
You just sit back and relax. [Bus approaching]
Here comes our bus.
Ready?
Concert tickets, check.
Sweet outfits, check.
Best buds, check.
Check.
Dude, this festival's just what
you need to get your mind off Kelly.
Kelly who?
Kelly, the girl you're in love with
who shows no interest in you romantically.
Let's just get on the bus.
That's the spirit.
San Diego!
[bus departing]
Um, Skinner, there's no one around for miles.
First in line!
You wanna charge me how much?
Gavin, it's a simple clogged pipe.
I'd fix it myself if I wasn't drowning in work.
No! You're probably
eating a bagel
and doing a crossword puzzle!
Piper, Kelly better not
catch you in her prom dress.
Or what? She'll give me
one of her stern lectures?
Yeah, I still listen to those.
I think I'll wear something like this
when Skinner takes me to my prom.
[sighs]
Sorry, Mr. President.
You're gonna have to find someone
else to squash that monkey uprising.
I'm at prom with my lady.
Oh, my blond Viking, I knew you'd make it.
Piper, you're the most
beautiful billionaire I know.
Shall we dance?
I gotta tell you, the prom brings
back some pretty great memories.
This prom king really tore up
the dance floor that night.
You know how to dance?
I don't know.
You tell me.
[dance]
[clanks]
Oh!
[screaming]
Whoa! I unclogged
the pipe!
Three Pieces!
Oh, right.
Big picture-- Kelly's gonna kill you.
Hey, there she is!
Hey!
Oh, Kell, you missed
a crazy exciting day yesterday.
I had a crazy exciting day myself.
Watching lacrosse?
[scoffs]
You betcha.
Did I mention the game went into overtime?
I think.
Oh, I met the coolest guy.
We went skydiving over the zoo
and landed in the Africa exhibit.
I rode a rhino.
Aloe in!
And there he is.
Hey.
[chuckling]
Yeah. Very funny.
This is another prank, right?
No. Kelly,
the guy's awesome.
He announces himself
every time he walks into a room.
Hilarious.
I'm a joy to be around.
Dev, why would you wanna hang out with Aloe?
He's a self-absorbed jerk
who's doing a puppet show with his biceps.
[singsong voice]
How are you this morning?
Big and strong and awesome.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
I think he's fun.
And, no offense, at least
he's not boring like Bland--
I mean Blake.
[scoffs]
Bland is not boring.
I mean Blake.
Kell, I'm your BFF,
so I can tell you straight-up.
He's a dud, and he's making you less fun.
What? No.
I'm still fun.
And Blake is way exciting.
We're always doing wild, crazy stuff.
I'll prove it. Let's hang
and eat some tacos later.
Oh. You wanna go get some
tacos with Kelly and Blake?
All activities must be
approved by the Ab Council.
Uhh.
Six to zero, in favor.
Skinner, look around.
This isn't San Diego.
You obviously put us on the wrong bus.
No. I can tell on the map
we're getting close.
Let me see that.
This is a take-out menu for a Chinese restaurant.
Yeah. I think we took
a wrong turn
at kung pao chicken.
Fantastic.
Still no cell reception.
Dude, no worries.
I'm sure we're almost to the music festival.
Look. Signs.
"Keep out.
Restricted area.
Violators will be prosecuted"?
Aw, sweet! I don't know those
bands, but they sound awesome.
Let's go.
Skinner, no.
Dude, don't go in there.
[helicopter overhead]
[Man on P.A. system]
Attention, trespassers.
Put your hands in the air.
Aw, yeah!
[singsong voice]
The concert's starting.
[laughs]
What is going on here?
What is this place?
What do we have, Colonel?
Security found these two trespassing.
I want this handled strictly by the book.
We can't afford another Labor Day incident.
What are you referring to, sir?
The office picnic.
No one wrote down
who was supposed to bring potato salad,
and with a lot of hurt feelings.
That was a hard day for us all, sir.
My name is Lieutenant Collins.
This is Colonel Jenkins.
Can you communicate in English?
Eh.
Why are you here?
We're going to Conquer the Earth.
You're going to conquer the earth?
Oh, this is bad.
This is really bad.
What?
No. We're just dressed up
for Rockachella,
but apparently we got on the wrong bus.
And landed
in a town called Justice.
What does that even mean?
See, these are just costumes.
You boys think we have nothing better to do here
than waste time investigating idiot kids?
I don't know.
Where are we?
Area 65.
It's a covert military base
specializing in developing top-secret technology.
It's pretty cool, right?
Whoa!
Awesome!
Why don't you give them
all our security codes, too?
It's bad enough you made
all the passwords ABC-123.
I did that 'cause it's simple
to remember them that way.
Let's get them out of here.
What?
These things are, like,
a breeding ground for bacteria.
Sorry about the mix-up, boys. Ah, no worries.
If you could just give us a lift
back to the closest bus stop,
we can still make it to the festival.
Absolutely.
We just need you to fill out
a little paperwork for Uncle Sam.
But in the meantime, what say I get you both
a couple of extra army shirts
and I make you majors?
Awesome!
You can do that?
Sure. Who knows?
Stay put.
Back in a flash.
[Man on TV] Hello, everybody. Who's ready to play
America's favorite new game show--
Am I An Idiot?
Yes, you are!
No, I'm watching this game show, Am I An Idiot?
Arkansas. [Woman] It's Arkansas, Chuck.
[Chuck]
The correct answer is Arkansas!
You got it right.
You seem surprised.
Maybe you forget I was born
with a 15-pound brain.
I couldn't stand up till I was ten.
I made the papers.
That would be mac and cheese, Chuck.
[Chuck] The answer we were
looking for was mac and cheese.
Whoa.
Look at this.
Is it crazy in here, or is it just us?
It's just us.
Come on.
You look interesting.
People look at us and think,
"What is that couple up to?"
You're not wearing that
to prom tomorrow, are you?
Relax. My prom dress
is way more traditional.
I'll show you.
Three Pieces, where'd my dress go?
I, uh, was born with a 15-pound brain.
Kell, I put the dress in back
so nothing would happen to it.
I'll bring it home tonight.
Thanks, sis.
Okay. Let's go
meet Aloe and Devon.
We're gonna keep walking around like this?
Yes, we are.
Wanna know why?
'Cause we're a wild couple
living life on the edge.
Can we not hold hands?
Somebody hasn't gotten their flu shot yet.
Piper, you can't keep lying to Kelly.
You need to tell her about the dress.
I'm just going to go online
and buy her another one
and replace it before she ever knows it's
Are you kidding me?
A May Owen dress costs $2,000?
$2,000? Where are we
gonna get that kind of money?
Blueberries. [Chuck]
Blueberry it is! Cha-cha-cha!
You haven't gotten one question wrong.
Fifteen pounds, Piper.
Fifteen pounds.
Devon!
Hey-- Wow!
I know.
Blake was all,
"You only live once, Kell.
Let's get crazy!"
I didn't say that.
You never know what nutty thing
this guy's gonna do next.
Ooh, I'm gonna get some juice.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the president of awesome!
[Aloe]
Thanks for coming.
I will keep my remarks brief.
I'm sure you've all been following this story--
Who is Aloe going to take to prom?
So it is with great handsomeness
that I announce my selection.
Devon!
[one person clapping]
Congratulations.
You earned it.
How can you not like this guy?
Yes, I'll go.
That was pretty awesome, Aloe.
Nice going, you whack job.
So, Blake, how did you ask Kelly to prom?
Without getting into details, let's
just say it was earth shattering.
I literally still have goose bumps.
Yeah. I texted her,
"Prom, question mark."
Blake, it's time for us to start
our spontaneous flash mob.
We like to go to public
places and get people dancing.
We what?
[dance]
We're crazy!
I'm in.
Let's go, muscles.
Whoo!
Okay.
Out with it. What's going on? Fine.
I'm just trying to show Devon
that we're not a dull couple.
Who cares what she thinks? We
know we're not a dull couple, right?
I guess.
Kelly, I like the way things are with us.
If you don't, then just say it.
I just think that we can try new
fun stuff every once in a while
instead of just watching televised lacrosse.
What, like that?
If you think publicly dancing
in a conga line is fun,
then maybe you're dating the wrong guy.
Well, then, maybe I am.
Got it.
[continues] [Devon] Whoo!
[humming] [Kids] Hey!
[humming] Hey!
We shouldn't be wandering
around this place, Skinner.
The colonel said to stay put.
But I need to go to the bathroom.
Oh. This must be it.
Skinner, I'm not sure that's the men's room.
Sure it is. There's no lipstick on the skeleton.
I'm going in.
[phone ringing]
[grunting]
It's Kelly. Hello?
Hey, Bucket.
I'm so sorry to bug you.
I know you're at Rockachella.
Uh, actually, I'm--
The thing is, I just broke up with Blake.
Really? You just
broke up with Blake?
Oh, my!
That's horrible.
Are you okay?
Ooh, keypad.
ABC-123.
Oh, that was a lucky stab in the dark.
Even though I'm kind of bummed
about the break-up,
I don't wanna miss my prom.
Understandable.
Proms are very important events
in a young woman's life.
Bucket?
Shh!
Anyway, you were the first person I thought of,
and maybe you could go with me.
[whirring]
Skinner, she wants to go with me.
I'm so excited I can't even breathe.
Me neither.
But only if you're free tomorrow night.
Kell, it is not a problem.
The bathroom attendant's an android!
Aaahh!
I promise I'll be there!
I gotta go! Bye!
Aaahh!
Hey, Gavin.
No, I did not call to get free plumbing advice.
So, how's your golf game?
Good, good. Say,
if you were playing golf
and somehow got your hand caught
in a metal pipe you were installing,
how would you deal with that?
Hello? Hello?
Three Pieces, I know how we're gonna
get the money to buy Kelly her new dress.
We're going to be contestants
on your favorite game show.
Piper, you're dreaming. There's, like, a
six-month wait to get on Am I An Idiot?
Not for Piper Peckinpaw.
Little girl, are you okay?
All I wanted to do was watch your show
when this faulty water cooler
crushed my tiny frame.
I better call my lawyer.
Or should I?
[nervous chuckle]
We came to an understanding.
So, are you and your 15-pound
brain ready to win some money?
I don't see what could possibly stop us.
[grunts]
What did you do?
I just tried to go to the bathroom.
Really? 'Cause when most
people go to the bathroom,
they don't return
with a robot chasing after them!
Not to be a stickler,
but it's actually an android.
Oh!
I don't care.
If that thing melts my insides
before I get fitted for a tuxedo,
I'm gonna be very upset!
Whoa!
Maybe it's like a T. Rex.
If we don't move, it can't see us.
[powering down]
[sighs]
Thank you, Jurassic Park.
Let's just get out of here.
So, I see you went sticking your noses
in places they don't belong
and uncovered my little secret weapon.
What? We didn't see anything, did we, Skinner?
What are you talking about?
That freaky android's
right in front of you, dude.
Thank you for using the correct terminology.
Most idiots call it a robot.
Anyway, looks like you got
a lot on your plate here,
so we're just gonna get out
of your hair and take off now.
[beeps]
Ohh!
What a jerk!
Let us out of here!
You morons aren't going anywhere for 48 hours.
48 hours?
I have prom!
I can't risk having you expose my secret.
What are you talking about?
I can't tell you my plan.
But let's just say
that 8:00 on Sunday night,
my weapon will be sold,
and I will be a very rich man.
Can you just give us a hint?
No!
Enjoy your weekend.
Oh, and, guys, while you're
in there, keep the place tidy.
You have to live there, but
the rest of us have to look at it.
I can't believe this.
All I've dreamt about
for the last five years
is going to prom with Kelly,
and now I'm gonna miss it.
I feel like this is partially my fault.
Partially your fault?
This is all your fault!
You get us on the wrong bus,
you make us walk through the desert for hours,
and then you release a robot on us!
I did it to get your mind off Kelly.
You know how many times in a
day I need to get your mind off Kelly?
It's getting a little tiring, Bucket!
It's so tiring you can't tell the
difference between a menu and a map?
Bucket, I'm not gonna let you
drag me into an immature bout of name-calling.
By the way, you're a stupid, ugly
jerk-face, and I'm taking the top bunk!
The top bunk is mine!
[yelling]
Do you mind?
I'm pacing here.
Pace over there.
I was pacing here first.
Psst. Guys.
I talked to Collins. You
guys are in so much trouble.
He said you're international spies
who came here to steal secrets.
Uncool.
What? No.
Collins is the bad guy.
He built a killer robot.
Which is exactly what he said you'd say.
Colonel!
I trusted you guys.
I even got you these super-sweet
Area 65 fanny packs
and breakfast bars.
Oh, look. Blueberry.
My friend Skinner likes blueberry.
Here you go.
Actually, I prefer peach.
[mouths words]
Guys, come on!
I hate to see best friends act this way.
Oh, he's not my best friend anymore.
Best friends don't get mad at you
when all you're trying to do is help!
And best friends don't strand you in the desert
and get you locked up in military jail!
Ooh. Both good points.
Dude, I don't care about any of this.
I'm not a spy. I'm just a guy
who wants to get to my prom.
And I just want to get to my concert.
Well, I didn't get to be a five-star colonel
without a little something called instinct.
My gut is saying it's 50-50
you're telling me the truth,
so I'm letting you out.
Put on your fanny packs.
Follow me.
You're taking Bucket to your prom?
Bucket's my bud, and I'm not gonna let
my break-up with Blake make me miss the prom.
Piper, we better get
Oh, hello.
Where you two going?
Uh
We have to pick up your prom dress.
We took it to be dry-cleaned
so you'll be looking extra good
rocking out to Cody Simpson tonight.
Aw, you guys. How sweet.
We're very good people.
That's us.
All the single ladies, say-- Hey-ho ♪
Hey-ho ♪
I was sort of talking to her.
How you holding up?
Pretty good.
Break-ups are never fun.
Now it's Kelly and Devon. The girls
are back. Remember our old handshake?
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh.
Apparently not.
We'll fine-tune later.
For now,
who's ready to get their--
Crazy on ♪
Hey-ho ♪
Again, her. [Laughs] I'm all about fun.
Cool. We got a whole day planned. "We"?
Riddle me this.
What's awesome and does backflips?
Time's up. Me.
We're going to the school and filling
Sven's locker with shaving cream.
[Aloe laughs]
I know.
Sounds like a lot of work.
So I got us some help.
Sven!
A high-pressure foam propellant
pack filled with shaving cream.
I can't wait to see the look on my face. [Laughs]
A little more exciting than a day
of televised lacrosse, am I right?
Heard that.
You know, let's just go.
Just go.
She's coming. Run.
Just run!
[Announcer]
And now,
here's the host of Am I An Idiot?
Chuck Wainright!
[fanfare]
[audience applauding, cheering]
Cha-cha-cha!
[laughs]
Let's meet today's contestants.
From Pacific Bluffs, she's a straight-A student
with a heart of gold, Piper Peckinpaw!
[applause, cheering]
And her partner,
Three Pieces!
[applause, cheering]
Three Pieces.
That's an interesting name.
Yeah. Funny story, Chuck.
You see--
Anyway, the rules are simple.
Answer questions, win cash.
So, who's going first?
That would be Three Pieces.
Okay. That means, Piper,
you will wait over here in the chamber!
Whatever. Just be ready
to hand out the cash, Chuck,
'cause this guy doesn't miss.
Okay. Three Pieces,
for $100,
"Which US president
is on the nickel?"
Abraham Lincoln.
[buzzer buzzes] No. The
answer is Thomas Jefferson.
Uh-oh.
We know what that means.
[chuckling]
What does that mean?
[bell dings]
What just happened?
Wait. There's no exit
in here.
This console opens
the escape hatch in the hallway.
[alarm blaring]
[Female voice on P.A. system]
Lockdown initiated.
Exits sealed.
Dude, what's this mean?
It means Collins knows you've
escaped. He's trapped us in here.
What do we do?
We die.
Well, I'm not going down without a fight.
Well, I'm not going down without a fight, either.
[console beeping]
Look, Jenkins.
I turned on the TV.
No, I turned on the TV.
Is that Piper?
[Chuck] Sorry. The answer we were looking for
was Nicaragua.
♪
Strawberry rain!
[bell dings]
[squeals]
[gasps]
Jenkins, you decided to
help the kiddies out, did you?
Bad move, sparky.
Let us out of here. Nobody
cares about your stupid robot.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Robot?
So it's true.
Yes, Colonel.
While you spent your days
tweeting pictures of your cat
and trying to friend me on the Internet,
I've been developing the world's
most powerful secret weapon.
I call him Corky.
[snickering]
[mouths words]
Corky.
I mean Viper.
Viper!
I didn't say Corky, 'cause Corky's dumb.
Dude, this guy is out of his mind.
There's gotta be something
you can do to stop him.
There's nothing he can do.
You're trapped.
So just sit down,
shut up, and try to keep your dirty, greasy paws
of my pristine control panels.
Well, looks like it's gonna be up to me
to save the day,
as usual.
First, we lure him in here.
Hey, Soapy von Neat Freak,
hope you don't mind armpit germs.
Real mature, guys.
Armpits?
Amateur hour.
Look at me, Collins.
I'm typing with my butt.
You guys are so not riling me.
Hey, guys, let's start farting on stuff.
[mouths words]
I definitely haven't started doing that yet.
[passes gas]
That is vile!
Enough! This ends now.
He's on his way here.
Now what?
Honestly, rubbing stuff on us
was as far as I'd gotten in the plan.
At least I had a plan.
Okay, hooligans, your fun stops now.
Viper,
laser eye beams activate.
Oh!
Oh! You may have started this, Bucket,
but it's gonna take me to finish it.
Colonel, turn on the fan.
Oh!
Emergency burrito.
Eyes burning.
Malfunction. Malfunction.
Corky! My baby!
Oh!
[powering down]
Yes!
You're in a ton of trouble, Collins.
I'm alerting military police.
Oh, and consider yourself un-friended.
He's in there.
Throw him in the brig.
And don't let him wash his hands.
Now, time to get Cinderella here to her ball.
Cool! Awesome! He's talking to me.
No, he wasn't.
I'm Cinderella.
I am!
Hey, guys!
You can both be Cinderella.
Thanks to this awesome military jet,
we can take you each anywhere you need to go.
Come on.
It'll be funny.
No way.
Putting shaving cream
in Sven's locker was one thing.
I mean, he enjoyed it.
Enjoyed it?
[chuckles]
Everything I had was ruined.
Best prank ever!
But what you wanna do now seems stupid.
Stupid? We shoot shaving cream off the roof,
and people think they've
been hit by giant seagull poop.
Sven, demonstrate.
Hey, look. A bird.
[laughter]
Poop.
Dousing random strangers
with shaving cream? Uncool.
Geez. Take it easy, Mom.
What happened to the girl who
lined all the cots at camp with honey,
and then put bees in the cabin? I was 9.
It doesn't seem fun to me anymore. Count me out.
[scoffs]
I don't get what happened to her.
Don't you?
Do you know what ship is trickiest to sail?
A friendship. What are you talking about?
You miss the old Kelly
you knew back in middle school.
She's all grown up, and it's
hard for you to accept that.
Devon, you can't go home again.
That's not the dumbest thing I've heard.
And now you're worried your
prodding Kelly to be someone she isn't
caused her and Blake to break up.
Who knew you were so insightful?
I knew, Devon.
I knew.
Man, I don't want to be
the reason for Kelly's break-up.
Maybe you could talk to
Kelly and Blake and-- Stop!
I don't do couples counseling. One
of them always falls in love with me,
and it makes for a very awkward situation.
Sorry, boys.
I should've checked
the jet's availability
before I opened my big mouth.
Hot air balloons are cool, though, right?
These things are safe, aren't they?
You're in good hands.
I'm an expert balloonist.
Let's warm this baby up. [Air whooshing]
I'll grab some provisions here.
[air whooshes]
[both]
Colonel Jenkins! Aaahh!
[groans]
Jenkins, you're really off your game today.
I'm Skinner.
Come to Rockachella.
It'll be fun.
I'm Bucket.
I say things to people
and eat food.
Okay, you won this round.
Look, just stay on your side of
the balloon, and I'll stay on mine.
Why does your side get to
have the cool cord thingie?
So I can fly myself back to the prom.
[air whooshes]
I don't want to go to prom.
I'm going to the concert.
Gimme.
What'd you do?
Me? You did it!
I think we're going down.
We're too heavy. We need to
get rid of all the dead weight.
This isn't working!
[both]
Aaahhh!
"What country
is Justin Bieber from?"
Mexico!
Canada!
"Cornish Rex
is a breed of what?"
Chicken!
Cat.
[bell dings]
"How many eggs does a rooster lay in one day?"
Two!
Roosters are boys!
Oh, right. Four!
[bell dings]
That is our lightening round,
which brings your grand total winnings to
[drumroll] zero dollars!
[fanfare] Right back after this. Cha-cha-cha.
[applause, cheering]
Three Pieces, are you kidding me?
You haven't gotten one right!
I know. I'm sorry.
When you were playing at the surf shop,
you didn't miss one question.
What happened?
That episode I was watching
may have been a rerun.
What?
You had already seen it?
Maybe four or five times.
I was gonna tell you, but then
when I was rattling off those answers,
you thought I was a genius, and it felt so good.
I'm sorry.
Hey, isn't that Daniel Radcliffe?
Really?
I skipped lunch.
[Bucket] Skinner, have I thanked
you for breaking the balloon,
forcing me to my clothes off the side?
Luckily, I was a Bear Scout.
I'm sorry, Bucket.
Did you say something?
I couldn't hear you with all my clothes on.
First rule of ballooning--
Always throw your clothes downwind.
Nice tux.
Kelly's gonna love it.
Oh, that's it!
You and I are done!
We're no longer best friends.
Fine by me.
I don't ever wanna see you again!
You go your way, I'll go mine.
I'm going to the prom!
I'm going to the concert!
[both]
Wrong way! I know!
[Bucket] Hold the bus! [Bus departing]
Hold the bus!
Didn't you hear me yelling
for you to hold the bus?
Oh, you were saying, "Hold the bus"?
We thought you said,
"Hold the butt."
Why would I say, "Hold the butt"?
I don't know. Why would you dress like a plant?
Hey, can I borrow your scooter?
No.
I'll trade you for it.
I've got a sweet Area 65 fanny pack.
No. That's a little
too cool for us.
Whoa. Skinner's concert tickets. Wow.
Are those for Rockachella? Yeah.
You give me those, we got a deal.
Great.
Hang on, Willie.
Are you sure you wanna trade your
scooter for a couple of concert tickets?
Are you kidding me, Billy?
You're my best friend since first grade.
Sure, you mess up from time to time,
but your heart's always in the right place.
What kind of friend would I be if
I didn't get me and my best bud
to the most epic concert ever?
So, we have a deal?
Excuse me.
Fellas, all T-shirts are 30% off.
Actually, we just need directions.
We're looking for the high school.
PBHS? It's just
a five-minute walk that way.
Thank you.
[screaming]
I was on a TV game show.
[screaming continues]
Oh, all cleaned up, I see.
It took me an hour to get all that molasses
out of my hair.
[grunts]
At least I think it was molasses.
Look on the bright side.
Maybe we didn't bring home any cash,
but we walked away with this
Am I An Idiot? Home board game!
Oh, yay!
That makes up for everything.
I guess there's nothing left
to do but tell Kelly the truth.
Piper, I have to get changed. Where's my dress?
You said you were picking
it up from the cleaners.
Yeah. About that.
I have some bad news.
I ruined your dress.
It was so beautiful I had to try it on.
But then Three Pieces ended
up spilling junk all over it.
Uh
Oh. Okay.
I guess I'll just pick up
another on my way to the dance.
[mouths word]
"Pick up another"?
May Owen dresses cost $2,000.
Piper, I could never afford a May Owen dress.
I bought a May Owens.
It's a knockoff.
They sell for 20 bucks.
What happened to your hair?
I'd rather not go into it right now.
[huffs]
Well, thanks for being honest.
No worries about the dress.
Okay, I'm off to prom.
Have a good time.
I went through all that
when we could've replaced the dress for $20?
Live and learn.
Come on. Let's play.
"True or false?
The Golden Gate Bridge
is in California."
False.
Oh!
Cha-cha
cha?
Gammy, is that you?
I finished all my peas like a good little boy.
It feels so good to be home again.
Can I have a hug?
[scooter approaching]
[Bucket]
Skinner, no!
Dude, that's a cactus.
Here. Take some water.
Oh, it's you.
What are you doing here?
I had your Rockachella tickets.
You're gonna need these, bro.
Where'd you get the scooter?
I made a little trade.
How dumb was that guy--
Trading a scooter for this sick balloon?
[chuckling]
Totally.
Look, I'm sorry.
I said some stuff back there.
I'm sorry, too.
Now jump on.
There's still time to catch
the end of the music festival.
Well, wait. What about the
prom? What about Kelly?
Please.
Like I won't have
a billion other chances with her?
You see the way she looks at me?
Like she's confused?
The point is, what kind of friend would I be
if I didn't get my best bud since first grade
to the most epic concert ever?
Fine. I'll do it,
but only if I get to drive.
Okay, sure. You want any help reading the map?
Nope. I know exactly
where I'm going.
["Born to Be Wild"]
Wait a minute. This isn't the way to the concert.
Nope. I'm getting you
to that prom.
Seriously?
Seriously.
And, Bucket, you were always Cinderella.
Thanks, man.
And when we get to school, don't call me that.
You have to be kidding me.
Where is he?
Oh, excuse me.
You dropped your compact mirror.
Ah. Thank you.
Oh, there's Kelly.
Kelly.
There's a camera.
Camera!
[camera shutter clicking]
[clicking continues]
Hey.
Hey.
Look, Kell, I'm sorry
for messing things up for you
and Blake. It's not your fault.
I guess I just wanted you and me
to be like we were in middle school.
Anyway, I felt bad,
so I figured out a way to make it up to you.
Ta-da!
Yay.
Hey. Kelly,
you look great.
What do you say we just go
back to the way things were?
Kelly!
We made it!
[both] Aahh! [Brakes screech]
[crash]
Hey, Kell, sorry I'm late.
But I made it in time for our first
Blake.
♪
I'm sleeping through the day ♪
I'm trying not to fade ♪
But every single night ♪
I've just been lying awake ♪
'Cause I ♪
I can't get you off my mind ♪
The moment that we met ♪
I didn't know yet ♪
That I was looking at a face
I'll never forget ♪
'Cause I ♪
I can't get you off my mind ♪
I can't get you off my mind ♪
[students whooping] Give
me the chance to love you ♪
I'll tell you the only reason why ♪
'Cause you are on my mind ♪
Okay, so after an incredibly
awkward start to the evening,
I think it's all coming together--
The perfect music, the perfect dress,
the perfect date.
I completely agree.
I mean, Blake's a great guy.
I just realized we're not a great
match. And I completely agree.
Plus you were so cool to make it back for me.
I hope it wasn't much trouble getting here.
Not at all.
What makes you say that?
Um, you arrived in a twig suit.
Yeah. I'll tell you
about that later.
Thanks for the sweatpants,
by the way. Nice look, huh?
I don't know. I think you kind of pull it off.
I gotta say, you've never looked more handsome.
Thanks for being my friend, Bucket.
Well played, Bucket.
Well played.
Hey, I couldn't help but notice
you're standing over here alone.
Would you like to dance?
Yeah, I would.
I meant with me.
Oh, even better.
Dude, awesome prom.
Best prom ever.
What do you see
when you close your eyes? ♪
'Cause you are on my mind ♪
[students cheering] Girl,
I can't live without you ♪
I can't think straight without you, no ♪
So tell me,
what should I do? ♪
I can't get you off my mind ♪
Give me the chance to love you ♪
I'll tell you the only reason why ♪
'Cause you are on my mind ♪
[cheering continues]
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