Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e17 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
Teddy.
Oh, oh wait.
Hold it.
Yeah.
There's fine.
Right.
Right.
Oh, go on.
Let me see.
Ha.
Ah.
Hmm.
Oh, go on then.
Oh, oh, dear.
( sighs )
Hm.
Oh, three,
two,
one.
( knocking on door )
Right.
Oh, hello!
- Oh!
- Let me take that.
Hi.
Look, it's Andre.
Huh. Yeah, it's all right. Hmm.
- ( sighs )
IRMA: Oh.
Now then, let me see.
( Irma humming )
( music playing )
- Eh?
- ( TV show plays )
( munching )
Come on, come on.
IRMA: Arrggh.
There you go, Lottie,
you sit there.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Oi!
Ah!
Zazu-zazu-za ♪
Hey.
Give it here!
What you doing?
- Give it. Give--
- Oi!
- Here, see.
- Ohh.
( groans )
Hm.
What's--what are you
Much better.
( Irma swooning )
- Yeah.
- Don't.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Don't. Don't.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Nope. Nope.
- Yeah. Oi!
- No, no, no!
( both muttering )
( coughing )
( grunts )
Ooh. Ooh.
Ohhh
Ahem.
Good afternoon,
I'm looking for a
May I direct you
towards our
economy section.
Nah.
- ( muttering )
- No?
Oh.
( Mr. Bean gasps )
CLERK: Yes.
Look at that! Ahh!
That of course
is our super-duper model,
and this is the super-duper
remote control.
Oh.
This is
MAN: And the super-duper-duper
satellite reception.
( music playing )
Look out!
Where did it go?
It's super-duper
surround sound.
Silly old me.
I'll take it.
Hmm, really?
Oh.
Thank you, goodbye.
Ohhh.
( clerk chuckles )
Just a minute.
Okay.
( sniffing )
( dog barks )
Hey, shoo. Go! Go on!
Jump off. Oi!
Hey, come back here!
Come here. Come here.
Ow! Yi-yi-yi!
You--
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
( indistinct dialogue )
( grumbling )
( mumbling )
Boring.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- ( cheers and applause )
Oh, lots of lovely money,
thank you boys, and girls,
oh, lovely, very nice indeed.
Well, now,
there's an idea.
( clatter )
Ta-da!
Andvoila.
Good.
That's good.
( humming )
All right,
let's see, let's see here.
Whoosh!
( imitating weapon fire )
Aahhh!!!
( laughs )
- ( turns on megaphone )
- Wow.
Helloooo! Ha ha ha ha!
Right, what else?
What am I supposed
to do with this?
Here we go. Hmm.
( making silly noises )
This will do nicely.
I am a sock monster.
( indistinct dialogue )
( children laughing )
What?
Not looking good.
Now, let me see.
( melodramatic music playing )
- Here, what's going on?
- No! No!
( yawns )
Eh?
( imitating weapon fire )
Ohh.
( Mr. Bean
imitating weapon fire )
Arch! I am a sock monster!
( children scream )
( making monster noises )
I will sock it to you!
( laughs )
Ta-da!
( cheering )
Ahh! Not Teddy Man!
Oh!
Ahh! Ahh!
Thank you.
Oh, you're so kind.
MR. BEAN: Seven,
eight, nine, ten.
Not quite sir.
Ha ha!
( muttering )
Eleven,
twelve,
thirteen.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh.
This is the life.
Oh, let me see. Let me see
Huh. No, thank you.
Ha! What's the latest?
( knocking on door )
Ah! Here we are.
( Irma grumbles )
- Right.
- Evening. Evening.
- Some people!
- Have you--
Look behind you.
Look, look, look, look.
Where are you going?
( crooning )
Oh, Andre!
- ( swooning )
- ( muttering )
( groaning )
No, I can't stand it!
I'm sorry,
I can't help myself.
- What?
- Right.
No.
No. No.
Ooh.
( laughing )
Oh, wait here.
Ha! There we go.
Hello.
( romantic music plays )
Andre!
Come on, Teddy.
IRMA: Oh, what's that?
Oh,
just leave it now.
What?
- ( Irma laughing )
- ( blowing into megaphone )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Ohh.