The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e17 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
And who's this,
Christopher Robin?
That's a bear, Pooh.
You're related to him.
Oh.
I rather thought
I was related to bees,
since we both like honey so.
Hoo. There's my noble
cousin the eagle.
What about me,
Christopher Robin?
Wait a minute.
There's got to be
a tigger relative
in there somewheres.
Like, um, there, for example.
Hello, cousin.
Hate to be the one
to tell you, Tigger,
but you're not
related to zebras.
Why, we're first cousins.
Just look at these stripes.
Don't see how you can be
with a tail like that.
Far too long.
Definitely not a zebra's tail.
I'm not related to to nobody.
Well, Tigger,
well, you're sort of
related to a to
To him?
I'm related to this lion,
isn't I, Christopher Robin?
Well, I guess you are, sort of.
And the lion's
king of the beasts.
King of the beasties?
I got royal blood.
I'm a king!
By the way,
what exactically does a king do?
Does he get all the free
icy cream he can eat? Hmm?
If I'm King of
the Hundred Acre Wood,
doesn't that mean
But we're not beasties, Tigger,
so we don't need a king.
Of course you need a king.
Why, why
what if a wild jagular
was on the loose?
Why, they're the most biggest,
most horriblest,
most gruesomest
creatures there is.
And they got teeth this long.
Oh, d-d-dear.
What would we do?
Why, you'd just call
your king to protect you.
If you had one.
Okay, Tigger,
if there's ever
a jagular on the loose,
you can be king.
Hmm. Where's a jagular
when you need one?
Good thing old bunny boy
is not around.
Hmm. Now let me see.
I can use one of these,
oh, and one of those,
and, uh Ah.
Perfect jagular material.
Pooh, couldn't we have
flutterbies indoors
in case there are
any jagulars around?
Jagulars? Around here?
Ah, that's a lot of hooey.
Head for the hills!
Head for the hills!
But, Tigger, this is a hill.
Jagular! Jagular!
Run for your lives!
J-J-Jagular? W-W-Where?
There!
Yaah!
Back, you beast!
No jagular's going
to get my friends,
just because they don't have
a king to protect them.
Hooray for Tigger!
He's our hero of the day.
Aw.
It was nothing, realish.
I don't kind doing
kingly stuff for you,
since you don't
have a king to do it.
Oh, w-what if there are
m-m-more jagulars?
You're not going to be safe
without a king to protect you.
I wonder where the nearest
king might be.
Because you were so brave
and saved us from the jagular,
we crown you Tigger,
King of the Beasties.
As your king of the beasties,
I've got a few proclamations
to proclamate,
on account of that's
what kings do best.
What in the world?
Number first:
From now on and forever after,
the Hundred Acre Wood
is gonna be called Tiggeropolis.
Tiggeropolis?
Ha! Why do you want to go
and change the name?
How will we get our mail?
Yaah! Another j-j-jagular!
My tablecloth? And my
Don't worry.
I'll save you.
You were saying?
Who, me?
Didn't say a word.
What is going on here?
If Tigger wants
to borrow something,
he should at least ask first.
I'll teach him a lesson.
For my next proclamation,
I'm getting kind of tired
of the colors around here,
so we're going to do
some, uh, painting.
We're going to stripe the forest
in royal orange and black.
But if we stripe the forest,
might it not confuse
the honeybees?
Hark. Was that a jagular?
There's nothing
quite like royalty
to make a place respectable.
And now that I'm
your majesty ♪
we'll all be more, uh
majestical.
When I walk in,
just think of me ♪
As your humble servant ♪
I know you'll wanna
all bow down, it's okay ♪
I deserve it.
Orange striped
with black, oh, my ♪
Is perfectly sublime ♪
And even when
I'm not around ♪
Everything's splendiferous ♪
Ah, life is so magniferous ♪
The smartest thing
you ever did ♪
Is making me your king ♪
Now that's more like it.
Seeing as this is Tiggeropolis,
named for a very famous tigger
namely me
I want everybody to bounce,
like their king.
Ohh, King Tigger,
after all the painting,
my feet seem to be
telling me something.
"A nap would be nice, Pooh,"
they seem to be saying.
Don't be scared, loyal subjects.
Ha ha. I won't
let him get at you.
Him who?
Him him. The jagu lar.
Hmm. Must have run
away from home
and left a note. Hoo!
Awful bad handwriting.
If you'll allow me, King Tigger.
Ahem.
"I untied my friend
and took him with me.
Signed, another jagular."
Another jagular?
And this one's probably real.
Uh, since there's a wild
jagular on the loose,
your king says, uh
head for the hills!
But, King Tigger,
might it not be better
if we captured him?
Uh, yeah, well, capture.
Uh, your king doesn't think
that's such a good idea.
B-B-But, King Tigger,
you have to protect us.
But But B
I guess you're right.
It's my duty as, um
K-King of the Beasties.
Mm. Must be headed that way.
But, King Tigger,
the tracks go that way.
Aw, ha, that's an old jagular
trick, Pooh boy. Ha ha!
You got to be a king to know
these things, you know.
Hoo hoo hoo!
What do you know?
We ended up at Rabbit's.
Ha ha ha!
Maybe we ought to go in
and rest for a while.
After we nail the door shut.
The j-j-jagular!
Well, looks like he's sleeping.
Maybe we'd better
leave him alone.
Jagulars are kind of grouchy
when you wake them up, you know.
King Tigger,
you have to capture him,
or we'll never be safe.
You're right, Piglet.
I'm going to go in there
and take care of that jagular
- Tigger!
- Can't talk now, Rabbit.
I'm busy saving you guys
from this jagular.
What jagular?
That's my tablecloth.
Heh heh.
It is?
Mm. Pretty clever
of a tablecloth,
disguising itself as a jagular.
You mean your tablecloth
isn't a jagular?
Of course not,
loyal subject. Heh heh.
But there's still that
other jagular out there
the one with
the bad handwriting.
The bad handwriting
was mine, Tigger.
I wrote it to teach you a lesson
about borrowing my things
without asking.
I don't understand, King Tigger.
I gots a confession to make.
I made up the jagular
on account of because
I wanted to be king so bad.
I k I kind of got
carried away.
I'm s-s-sorry.
I suppose we could forgive him.
After all, he is our friend.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
That's it. Forgive him.
Forgive him.
What about all that painting
and bouncing stuff? Hmm?
What, that? Hoo!
I double-dipple promise
not to do that stuff again.
Come on. Come on. Let's
have us a king uncrowning.
I feel like a new tigger.
It was kind of weighing me down
being responsible
for all you guys.
Anyways, who wants to be
related to a lion?
I bet I'm first cousins
to something better,
like, uh, one of them
boa restrictors.
Yeah. Or maybe a
a hammernose shark.
Or I could be, uh, maybe
Mm, Tigger, after all,
you are the only one.
Nah. Ha! I bet I come
from a long line
of hippopotamooses
or maybe some octopooses.
Yeah. Or an elevator. Ha!
Hey, we can't rule out
the insects, you know.
Come on, come on.
Yes? Yes?
A walnut?
Open it.
Oh, boy.
Yipe!
I hope that's not more water
wanting to come inside.
Hello. Oh!
The packrats!
Ah-choo!
Burglars! Thieves!
Help!
Excuse me, but I believe
this is my house.
Perhaps you should leave.
Ah-choo!
Than again, perhaps not.
I suppose you can stay
until it stops raining.
It would be hard to find
anyone else to take you in
with your reputation for, uh,
if you'll excuse the expression,
uh, stealing.
Us?
Oh, no, no.
Never, never.
We pay. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. We pay.
Oh. That's, uh
very nice,
but when favorite things
end up missing,
not everyone is happy
with walnuts in return.
Besides, walnuts aren't
going to stop my leaks.
What I need are more
pots and pans.
Yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure.
We pay, we pay.
Was it something I said?
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, come on.
If only these leaks
would make up their minds.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Out! Out! Out, out, out!
Oh, pretty soon there'll
be more water in here
than outside.
Ha! Think you got it bad?
My tunnels are soaked.
This weather isn't fit
for man nor beast.
Not to mention gophers.
Oh. All right, Gopher.
If you want to stay,
grab a pot and start bailing.
Hmm. Seems like somebody's
already grabbed them, Rabbit.
And it's not too hard
to figure out who.
The packrats!
My. What an interesting
and very large present.
For me?
Oh, bother.
Who can that be?
Uh-oh.
Thank goodness
you're safe, buddy bear.
Yeah. Those sticky-fingered
packrats are at it again.
Better stay on the look-see.
For me? Heh heh. Aw,
you shouldn't have did it.
Um, why that's, uh
that's a present from, uh,
from my cousins. Yes.
It's from my cousins,
those these aren't them.
Oh, yeah. Ha ha! I can see
the family resemblement.
But never mind that.
Let's open my present.
Oh, I say. It's our
missing kitchenware.
Oh, Pooh, how could you?
Now, it is very nice
to get things,
but it's even nicer
to give than to, uh, take.
It's much more polite.
It keeps everyone so happy.
Happy, happy.
I'm so glad you agree.
Good night. Sleep tight.
Oh, give, give, give.
Happy, happy, happy.
Come on.
Uh, happy, happy.
Oh, no.
I must be sleeping
in my sleep again.
I think.
Yikes!
Yaah!
What are all of Pooh's
things doing here?
I'm going to have to see
Pooh about this.
If he wants to move in with me,
he's going to have to ask first.
But why did you take my things
and without asking?
When someone does
something nice for you,
you're supposed to do
something nice for them.
That's called friendship.
And I thought
you were my friends.
- Nice, nice.
- Friends, friends.
Good work, sonny.
You captured the rascals
right in the act.
You've done the right thing,
Pooh bear.
Now let us handle it.
Don't worry, Pooh.
They took all of your things,
but they gave them to me
They must have known
we were best friends.
Ha! You got them
on the run, bunny boy.
Now trap those rats
like, uh, uh, like rats.
Um, excuse me,
but so thieves usually
give things away
to piglets, Tigger?
They was probably just
being extra double sneaky,
taking and giving
and giving and taking.
Take? Give?
Take, give.
Wait!
They're not thieves.
They're just a little confused.
It was something I said,
I think.
Give, give. Nice, nice.
Pooh's very softhearted.
Soft-headed if you ask me.
Well, it won't work this time.
First your house, Pooh,
then the rest of
the Hundred Acre Wood.
I'm going to put a stop
to this right now!
- But, Rabbit
- No buts, Pooh.
- Nice, nice.
- Nice, nice.
Yeah. Nice, nice.
Nice, uh-huh.
After them.
They'll rob our homes next.
Quick. Follow me.
Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Do we have to, Rabbit?
Rabbit's house
is just like the others.
Nothing there, stripped bare,
clean as a whistle.
Nothing but these walnuts.
Maybe they really are thieves.
Hoo! This is nothing.
Why, back in aught-6,
the water rose so high,
it flooded the rain clouds.
There, there. If the pack rats
hadn't taken your things,
the flood would have
ruined them.
That's not the point.
They stole our things.
Gone! Everything I had.
Nothing left.
But you never had
anything, Tigger.
Hey! You're right,
kiddo. Ha!
Saved by circumchances.
Grab them! They're after
Owl's things, too!
No, no, no. Lookie-lookie.
Hmm. Why do they want us
to look in the closet?
Because it's a trick
of some sort. I'll prove it.
Aah!
Oh, my!
Well! What do you know?
My ball pin hammer.
Oh, they didn't
steal our things.
They saved them from the flood.
Ta-da!
Then they're not thieves?
They're heroes?
And so we are here
to congratulate the pack rats
for learning that
what others have coming
is something that
should be going
in the first place.
And this cake is
to show our gratitude.
Ah, ta-da!
Thank you very much.
I suppose no one can
have too many walnuts.