Doctor Odyssey (2024) s01e18 Episode Script
The Wave, Part 2
1
You had no right to say that to me.
I had made it very clear what I
wanted and what I did not want.
What I said, how I feel
that is not intended
to try to block you.
I do not love you, Max Bankman.
Whatever it is going on
between the two of you,
it's not nothing.
Max told me that he loved me.
[OBJECTS RATTLING]
7.9 magnitude earthquake
approximately 300 miles off the coast.
Tsunami siren.
We're going to go back and get Max.
In the meantime,
you're chief medical officer.
Anyone else with medical training?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
I'm a doctor of psychiatry.
[WAVES CRASHING]
Max, we have a passenger
who has a shard of glass
obstructing his pulmonary artery.
Max?
[MONITOR BEEPING]
♪
Mmph. Gnarly video.
I'm on my 20th rewatch.
♪
[COUGHS]
I wish Max were here.
I'm sure Max is fine.
And you will be, too.
You've got this.
Yeah, but do you?
You look terrible, Tristan.
[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
Are you hungover?
I had a few last night, yes,
but I needed to de-stress.
Because of me?
No.
I promise.
[SIGHS]
Okay, well
We should get you some IV fluids
and some Zofran
Avery, I said, I'm I'm fine.
No, you're not. You're not fine.
You need help.
And I wish that I could be there
for you right now, but I can't.
We have too many patients
for you to be out of commission.
And now I need to find someone else
to help me do this procedure.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Good news.
No sign of infection or active bleeding.
Check back in a few hours.
Hi, I'm Avery, the nurse practitioner.
A-Are you the psychiatrist?
Caught me. Matt.
Did you do a surgical rotation
during medical school?
Yes. Worst two months of my life.
The sight of blood
makes me dry-heave. Why?
Um, I need help
with an endovascular procedure.
I'll do it.
It's a fluoro-guided catheterization.
There will be blood.
Lots of blood.
My fiancé, Barry, was part
of the hiking excursion.
He hasn't made it back yet, and
I still haven't heard from him.
I'd like to stay busy.
[MONITOR BEEPING]
You're approximately two millimeters
from the glass shard.
I see it.
I'm trying the proximal grab technique.
♪
[ALARM BEEPS]
Damn. The shard broke free.
Okay
I'm gonna inflate this Coda balloon
into the right common iliac vein
to prevent re-embolization
and then try to snag it from there.
♪
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Bridge.
Captain.
How's our patient?
The surgery went smoothly.
We removed the shard
that was obstructing their artery.
He should make a good recovery.
Anything?
Nothing from Max.
But that doesn't mean that
you need to assume the worst.
This wave will have wreaked havoc
on the repeaters and base stations
all up and down this coastline,
so a comms blackout is to be expected.
[INHALES SHARPLY]
Listen, we're scanning all bands,
and all frequencies.
The moment that I hear
that baritone voice
crackle through my radio, you'll know.
Thank you, Captain.
Cap.
- That was Corporate. Again.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
Lenore. She needs you to call her.
Yeah, well, she's gonna have to wait
until we're through this
post-seismic surge condition.
What's going on?
What's going on
is that I'm being asked to leave
hundreds of people in my rear view,
and one of them happens to be my doctor.
Corporate doesn't want
you to go to shore
but you're disobeying them?
I'm choosing a direction.
♪
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[METAL CREAKING]
♪
[DOG SNIFFING]
- [DOG BARKS]
- Peanut.
Hey, buddy.
♪
[GROANING LIGHTLY]
♪
[MAN COUGHS]
Oh, my God. Max.
[COUGHING CONTINUES]
[GRUNTING]
Oh, thank goodness. You're okay.
Oh, God.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Man, am I happy to see you.
- [CHUCKLES]
What happened?
Aftershock, I think.
Hey, it looks like you took
a bump on the head.
Oh, no, it's just a little noggin.
No big deal. I'm fine.
- [GROANS]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
♪
[RADIO BEEPS]
This is Dr. Max Bankman
from the Odyssey.
Is anybody there?
[RADIO STATIC]
♪
[DOORS BANG]
Excuse me! Does anybody work here?
[GROANS]
Service, please! Ding, ding!
[CLEARS THROAT]
Oh. Finally.
I've been out here forever.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
What seems to be the problem?
Worst indigestion of my life.
I need antacids, pronto.
And how long have you been
feeling this way?
I can examine you just
Oh, I'm sure you would, pretty boy.
But I know why I'm sick.
It's because this
five-star cruise has turned into
a FEMA food bank.
Lunch yesterday was cold cuts.
The only cold food I like
is shrimp cocktail,
which you all have stopped serving
because of all these freeloaders.
- I need antacids.
- I-I would really advise
you just come over
to have a medical check.
Okay, if that's a come-on,
- I'm not interested.
- Oh, no.
I'm supposed to be here for my wedding,
and that went bust.
I already dumped one loser.
I'm not going to get involved
with another.
I was not hitting on you.
I mean, anything I can do with a man,
I can do without one.
Including this cruise.
I'm not arguing. I was simply advising
on a medical work-up.
Antacids. Now.
Antacids. Coming right up.
♪
[RADIO STATIC]
- Avery?
- Señor!
- Avery, are you
- Señor! Ayuda!
I'm a doctor. I can help.
- I like the dusty rose, but
- Mm.
- But not the deckled edge.
- Exactly.
- [KNOCKS]
- Hi.
How are we doing in here?
Where's your pain level at, Julie?
Right now, it's not so bad.
Tablecloth samples are my morphine.
We're both just eager
to get back to work.
Well, you do have
a femoral neck fracture,
and broken ribs that caused
a collapsed lung,
and a concussion.
So getting back on your feet
will require some time off them.
Like how much time off?
I'd venture to say
about 12 weeks at least
before you return to work.
Take this as a second honeymoon.
You guys do so much for other couples,
and now it's your turn
to spend some quality time
with each other.
Okay.
Your lungs are clear.
Your heart rate and blood
pressure have stabilized.
How do we know there aren't any shards
stuck hiding in there?
The post-op scans were clear,
but we can keep a close eye
on his vitals and exams.
Hey, I know this has been really scary,
but Marcus is going to be okay.
I just
Rye, this is not your fault.
At all.
It's your mom's.
Who marries someone dumb enough
to run around during a tsunami?
[LAUGHS]
Absolutely. Completely on me.
I think we can all agree on that.
[CHUCKLES]
I would have felt so bad
if the last thing I said to you was,
"You don't know anything. I hate you."
I don't.
I know.
Mm?
♪
You all right?
No. [SOBS LIGHTLY]
I'm not all right.
I know.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
♪
We're just pulling into port.
It is time to divide and conquer.
Yeah. That's right.
Someone should stay in the ship
and keep an eye on the patients.
- And the other should
- Should be you.
Go.
I can handle things here.
- Um, a-are you sure
- Mm-hmm.
that you're feeling okay?
Totally fine. My body's hydrated.
My head's in the game. I'm good.
You need to go. Lead the response team.
When you find Max
tell him we're all glad he's okay.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
♪
Understood. Loud and clear.
Sir.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Seabed's unstable from the quake.
Should we hold position
with thrusters and burn fuel
or drop a second anchor
and lose an hour?
You make the call.
I have been temporarily relieved of duty
until we return to our port of call.
So for now,
you're in charge of this ship.
Make the call.
Cap, they can't do that.
Relax.
They can't get rid of me.
I'm older than the sea
and twice as mean.
In the meantime,
you're in charge of this ship.
I'm going to see what it feels like
to get a little sea breeze
through my hair
while I still have some.
Good luck, Captain.
♪
[SIGHS]
Hold with thrusters until Avery
and the response team get off the ship.
Then drop a second anchor.
I don't want to lose any time.
Yes, Captain.
Hey! Those meds you gave me are garbage.
My stomach is killing me
even worse than before.
I'm sorry that you're
so uncomfortable, ma'am.
If you allow me to give you
a proper work-up,
I'll be able to
- I don't need a work-up!
- Okay.
I need stronger drugs.
[LIQUID SPLASHING]
Um
I think I just peed.
I don't think that's urine.
I think your water just broke.
No, that can't I'm not
I'm not pregnant.
It appears that you are.
And you're about to give birth.
I'm nervous. You nervous?
If I know Max, they're going to be okay.
Tell me more about this Max guy.
His name seems to come up a lot.
Uh, he's a doctor, I'm a nurse
That's the full extent
of your relationship?
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Every time you say his name,
it seems to be fraught with something.
It's a long story.
Well, it's a long walk.
And silence is only going to
make me more nervous.
Well, I guess it all started
with a dance on the beach.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
He's saying it hurts.
Sorry, sorry.
Unfortunately,
we don't have any pain meds,
so on my three, I need you
to pull on that sheet,
provide the counter-traction.
I'll rotate his arm
and it'll pop back into place.
Okay. You ready?
Barry? Hey, Barry. You good?
Yeah, no, I-I guess I'm used to
quieter patients.
Got a little bit of a headache,
but, no, no, l-let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- Okay. Here we go.
One, two
- Three.
- [SHOUTS]
- Good?
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
- Okay. Okay.
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
He's saying that
He's saying thank you.
- Oh, my God.
- Barry, Barry, Barry!
Hey, hey, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
And then he told me he loves me,
which I admittedly didn't take
with as much grace as I could have.
We both said some things,
and then we were separated
by a series of natural disasters,
and here we are.
- Sounds like quite a saga.
- [CHUCKLES]
I guess the only thing left to know is,
what do you want?
- It's not that simple.
- Didn't say it was.
Doesn't have to be the only thing
you ever want your whole life.
Pick one thing. Whatever comes to mind.
I want to go to medical school.
Good. You know, a lot of people
go to med school and have relationships.
Myself included.
- What, with Barry?
- No. Another guy.
- Didn't work out.
- Oh.
But that's not everyone's story.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
So, is this just about med school?
It's not just about med school,
which is really hard.
It's about the long distance,
which is really, really hard.
And I don't know,
I don't want to split my focus
and fail at everything all at once.
You just did an endovascular
retrieval in a pulmonary artery.
Pretty much by yourself.
On a boat.
You strike me as the kind of person
that can do hard things
when they want to.
They were on the hike.
Barry, squeeze my hand.
Hard as you can.
Barry?!
- Avery.
- Max.
Oh, my God.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I need your help.
- What happened?
- [WEAKLY] Matty
- Baby, I'm here. It's okay.
Left pupil is unresponsive to light.
He's got weakness on the right side.
I think he has a brain bleed.
We need to relieve the pressure
before the damage is permanent.
Do we have time
to get him back to the ship?
No. We're gonna have to find a drill.
[GROANING]
[WAILING]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Speak English!
Who is this woman
and what is she doing here?
This is Celia. She's a midwife.
And I've asked her to help
perform your delivery with me.
I don't need a midwife.
I need a doctor. And some drugs.
Well, our doctor
and our nurse practitioner
have both left the ship.
[OVER-ENUNCIATING LOUDLY]
Do you have
a medical license?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Okay, she said that she's
delivered hundreds of babies
and never lost one.
- [WAILING]
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
She'd really like to
examine you, please.
Okay.
Oh, how can I be pregnant?
I I gained a little weight, but
Did you ever notice
that you missed your period?
- Apparently not.
- Oh.
This This isn't real.
It can't be real.
Respira, mamita. Respira.
That's it. Just breathe, Blair.
That's it.
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
Ooh!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
How long can Barry wait?
Not long.
Do you think they can find a drill?
Apparently, one of the locals thinks
he can put his hands on one.
- You packed well.
- Thanks.
I didn't know what
you would need exactly
without [BREATHES DEEPLY]
talking to you.
Yeah, that was weird.
Not talking?
I have come to rely on your
Opinions?
Your noisy, often correct opinions.
- Often?
- Yeah, I mean sometimes.
Occasionally.
[CHUCKLES]
I'm really happy you're here.
What I said to you earlier
about not believing you
about your feelings I'm sorry.
I That was wrong of me.
- I shouldn't have said that.
- It's okay.
Thank you.
Doctor!
[DRILL WHIRS]
I can stay. I can help.
You hate the sight of blood.
I'm a doctor. I can handle it.
[VOICE BREAKING] It's Barry.
I should be here for him.
I know you can handle it.
You were amazing in the O.R. today.
But
from what I hear
Peanut has had a rough couple of days,
and he and Barry got pretty close,
and I think he'd rather wait
outside and be cuddled.
Can you do that? For Barry?
I know what you're doing.
Thank you.
♪
[DRILL WHIRS]
Ready?
[DRILL WHIRRING]
[WHISPERING] Look, look.
There's the captain.
I can sit with you if you like.
Oh, that's okay.
Actually, would you totally hate doing
a quick inventory of the gift baskets?
Quite the opposite. I'd love to.
Enjoying the sun, Captain?
That's the idea, huh?
I tried to help out, but they said,
"No, no, no, no. You go relax."
Not a skill that's in your wheelhouse?
Relaxing?
The nurse told me
I'm not going to be able
to get back to work for
at least three months.
Three months.
Nothing moves slower than free time.
Yeah, the idea of being stuck at home
with nothing to do, all alone
Well, you got your husband.
You got William.
Oh, yeah.
There's William.
Why don't we go do something
that is in our wheelhouse?
[LAUGHS]
We've done everything we can for now,
but we're going to need to get
a drain in place
before we get him back
to the boat for treatment.
You didn't, by any chance,
remember to bring a JP
or a surgical drain
up the mountain, did you?
No, but I did bring an extra angiocath.
We could hook it up to some IV tubing
and then drain it
into an empty saline bag?
Yeah. That's a great idea.
He's breathing much better.
His vitals have returned to normal.
All things considered,
he's doing very well.
- Is he conscious?
- Not yet.
But that's to be expected.
It could be hours, maybe longer,
depending on how much damage
occurred before the procedure.
And he is going to need more treatment
once we get back to the ship.
These next 12 hours
are going to be critical.
We have to keep him
under constant observation.
I'll take the first watch.
There's no chance
I'm sleeping anytime soon.
Thank you both.
I don't know what I'd do.
The world would just be a lot quieter.
♪
Your turn.
[SOBBING] Why
This baby keeps
kicking me in the vagina!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
W-What is she saying?
She said that we can't wait any longer
and we're gonna have
to deliver the baby feet-first.
No, th-that's not the right way.
I-I-I can't hurt my baby!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
In Spanish, we say dar a luz
for giving birth.
Literally, it means to give light,
like a mother gives light to a child.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
She says that you have to be
brave, Blair.
You are here to give this baby light.
You can do this.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Dar a luz.
Dar a luz.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
- Okay.
- Get ready.
Push!
[WAILING]
Ow. Ow!
Doctors make the worst patients.
- Mm! Aah!
- You're a baby.
[CHUCKLES]
Okay. I think it's
It's good. We're good.
- Yes.
- How was the embolectomy?
Uh, went surprisingly well.
Why surprising?
You're going to make an amazing doctor.
I don't think I believed it until today.
- Really?
- Yeah.
There I was,
standing in our little O.R.,
and I knew what I was doing.
I didn't need to ask anyone.
I just followed my instincts.
And the instructional case series video.
- [LAUGHS]
- And I
And I did it.
It's fun, right?
Yeah, it's life-changing.
♪
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
There you go.
Flapjack? You bet.
There we go.
Ah! Get into that.
Captain!
What'll it be? Dollars,
flapjacks, or Mickey?
- Uh, is that even a question?
- [LAUGHS]
You better quit it
with this "Captain" stuff.
It's Acting Captain.
Mickey it is, Acting Captain Munroe.
Thank you. Yeah, I needed this.
Staying busy is good.
Yeah, it beats the hell
out of sitting around waiting
to face the music, doesn't it?
I don't think I'm happy in my marriage.
We work so well together at work.
Outside of that, I don't think
we've been in love
for a really long time.
Yet here we are, selling it
with a ribbon and a bow.
I guess that's the music I'm not facing.
I lied to the kid.
Munroe.
I lied to him,
about the charges not sticking.
Truth of the matter is
it might be the end
of the line for me this time.
Whatever are we going to do?
Well, perhaps we just look
for a new adventure.
You know, when I first met Barry,
he said he was never going
hiking or skiing
or any of the things that I like doing.
- Okay.
- About eight months into dating,
it was my birthday,
and he arranged a surprise outdoor date
where he set up a table with
flowers and a fondue dinner,
halfway up the mountain
on my favorite hike.
Aw, I'm liking this story.
Everything went wrong.
He twisted his ankle on the way up.
It rained the night before,
so everything was wet.
And it turns out if there is wind,
you can't get a fondue pot
hot enough to heat anything.
He was so mad.
But I think that's the day
I fell in love with him.
[LAUGHING] Oh!
I think you're trying to, um
therapy ninja me.
Yep. But I don't know
I don't know how.
Sometimes, the obstacles
you think you're going to have
in a relationship
aren't really obstacles at all.
I don't think this is
about the long distance.
It seems like there's something bigger.
♪
[SIGHS]
♪
I want to
be the person I dreamed of being
when I was a little girl.
But there was always something
or someone
that I needed to take care of
and forced my dreams
to come in second place.
And for the first time in my life,
doing what it takes to be a doctor
puts me in first place.
♪
And
I'm afraid of putting myself
in second place again with Max.
Losing myself in him.
Getting so close
and then stopping short.
I can't
Can't do that again.
Which leaves me
halfway up the mountain
with a wet table and cold fondue?
Except the end of that story is
Barry and I have been together
for 12 years.
And we both got to live out our dreams.
♪
Hey.
Breakfast of champions.
Your choices are prune raisin
or prune raisin.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
I lied to you.
You said that you loved me,
and I said
that I didn't feel the same way.
And I do.
Have feelings for you.
Big feelings.
Oh.
- Those things.
- Yeah.
But right now in my life, I
I cannot give in to them.
I am on the brink of achieving my dream.
And if I let go of all of that
I'll never forgive myself.
So I need to choose myself this time.
Why does it have to be either/or?
I don't know how to do both.
[ALARM BEEPING]
Barry. He's not breathing.
What's happening?
What's going on? Is he okay?
Pupils are non-responsive.
I think it's brainstem compression.
I got the bag. Tilt his head back.
You're gonna be okay, baby.
You have to be. Just think, if you die,
how are you going to tell
people the story about
how you almost died, huh?
What's the point of dying
if you you can't talk
everyone's ear off about it?
♪
[BARRY GROANS]
[MUTTERING WEAKLY] I'm talking.
I-I'm I'm talking.
I'm talking.
♪
The centerpieces are good.
Mm-hmm.
Eggs are good.
Yeah.
♪
Honey
Can we talk?
I'd love that.
[SIGHS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Have a seat.
[SIGHS]
This a good news talk
or a bad news talk?
Little of both.
- You are doing great, Blair.
- [WAILING]
Just remember to breathe.
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
That's it.
Okay. And push.
[GROANING]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Okay. Celia says to stop pushing.
Shut up and give me an epidural!
I'm sorry. We are not equipped for that,
and it is way too late.
[WAILING]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Both arms are out.
Your baby's almost here, Blair.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Okay, Celia says now you can push.
Oh, make up your damn minds!
Aaaaah!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[BABY CRYING]
Well done, Blair. Good job.
Ah!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
You have a baby girl.
Oh, my God.
Oh, she's so beautiful.
Oh! Oh, she's so beautiful.
♪
[APPLAUSE]
♪
Hey, um, I didn't really get
a chance to respond
to you earlier,
which is for the best, honestly,
'cause I needed a second
to think about things.
And, look,
you should unequivocally,
unapologetically choose yourself.
Always. But in particular, right now.
- Thank you.
- And wherever you go,
whatever you do, we're going to be okay,
because I just want you in my life.
[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
♪
Whoo!
♪
Good morning.
How are you feeling today?
Tired.
So tired. [CHUCKLES]
And so completely in love.
How did this happen?
I mean, I'm so happy it did, but
Well, it's called a cryptic pregnancy.
Uh, the body doesn't always
display the usual signs
that it's carrying a child.
In rare cases, people find out
when their water breaks, and then
Surprise! Baby!
[CHUCKLES]
Well, she's a surprise
I didn't know I wanted.
Till now.
I've never felt like this for anyone.
Not even for your fiancé?
I tried, and I tried.
And then I
I quit.
He was awful to me,
and I was awful to him.
And then I came on this ship
and took my unhappiness
out on everyone else.
[LAUGHS]
Even Celia.
She was so kind,
even when I was being a major ass.
[SIGHS] I owe her a big apology.
I think you might just get
a chance to give her one.
So, as we recover and move forward,
we're never going to forget
what happened here,
and those that were affected
and those that came to their aid.
And we'll always remember
your loving bond
that overcame all the madness
that the world threw at you this week.
Celia.
That's her name.
Named her after you.
I'm so sorry for how I behaved.
Celia.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
I don't know what that means,
but it's beautiful.
[BOTH LAUGH]
and I'd put some thought
into this particular route,
and I knew the risks.
I knew the weather patterns,
and I knew
How you doing?
As well as can be expected.
Tristan, I'm sorry
if you got hurt in all this.
It wasn't my intent, but
I know.
I hope that you can forgive my
egregious violation of the bro code.
The code? Yeah, the bro code.
It really was an extremely
brazen violation.
Yeah.
We're okay?
I have a new philosophy on life.
Go where the love is.
Eventually, I'll find someone
whose love is for me and only for me.
So, short answer, yes, we are okay.
so breathe in the sights,
take the road less traveled, and
Have you seen Avery?
[CHUCKLES]
No.
- No, I have not.
- Okay, that's enough rambling.
Now, do we have anyone here
that has rings
that they could deliver?
♪
Love you guys.
♪
Okay. Repeat after me.
- With this ring
- [ALL] With this ring
- I thee wed.
- [ALL] I thee wed.
I now pronounce you officially hitched.
Kiss away!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Whoo!
Whoo!
Have at it!
["DESPACITO" PLAYING]
- [CHUCKLING]
- No way. Mnh-mnh.
- Ah?
- Still no.
So thankful for that,
it's such a blessin', yeah ♪
Hey, get up, twinkle toes. Please.
Eh, I don't want to embarrass you.
Oh, you are
my sunrise on the darkest day ♪
Got me feeling some kinda way ♪
Make me wanna savor every moment ♪
Slowly, slowly ♪
You fit me tailor-made love,
how you put it on. ♪
Got the only key,
know how to turn it on ♪
We did it.
- Sure did.
- [LAUGHS]
23 glorious unions
and one impending divorce.
Me voy acercando
y voy armando el plan ♪
Solo con pensarlo,
se acelera el pulso ♪
Oh, yeah ♪
Ya, ya me está gustando
más de lo normal ♪
They're playing our song.
No. Absolutely not.
This cannot be our song.
Oh, yes, it is.
- Wait, did you
- Ask them to play it?
- Mmmmm, maybe.
- [CHUCKLES]
Deja que te diga
cosas al oído ♪
Para que te acuerdes
si no estás conmigo ♪
Despacito ♪
You know, you're lucky
I was maybe gonna sing it.
- You were?
- Mm-hmm.
But the acoustics out here,
it's just not
Right. No. Terrible acoustics.
Terrible, terrible.
Quiero ver bailar tu pelo,
quiero ser tu ritmo ♪
Max.
I do love you.
I do want to be with you.
And I want to go to med school
and I want to choose me
and choose you and us,
and I have no idea
how to do all of that.
And you don't have to,
'cause we'll do it together.
How?
Details TBD.
[GASPS]
Pasito a pasito,
suave suavecito ♪
Nos vamo' pegando,
poquito a poquito ♪
Que le enseñes a mi boca ♪
Tus lugares favoritos ♪
Pasito a pasito,
suave suavecito ♪
Nos vamos pegando,
poquito a poquito ♪
Hasta provocar tus gritos ♪
Y que olvides tu apellido ♪
Despacito ♪
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
♪
Hello, Captain Munroe.
It was a lovely speech
on the beach yesterday, sir.
Ah, it was a lovely thing
to be a part of.
Who knows, maybe that'll be my next job.
[CHUCKLES] Wedding officiant.
I think you might be a little
busy doing your current job.
- Pardon?
- Sir
I'd rather quit than replace you.
And that's exactly what
I told the powers-that-be
when I called them.
Where you go, I go.
That's incredibly touching, Monroe.
I'm sorry to say, but it's also
incredibly pointless.
Son, you you just don't have
that kind of weight to throw around.
Maybe not.
But I have a little bit of weight.
And so do I.
Where you go, I go.
Where you go, I go.
Where you go, we all go, Cap.
In the face of a united front,
Corporate backed down.
[SPLUTTERS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
You know, you're all nutso.
And we'd be lost without you.
So put on the hat, Cap.
You got a boat to pilot.
Ship.
She's a ship.
Take us home, Captain.
♪
[APPLAUSE]
So, Dr. Avery Morgan,
what is it you're going to miss
the most about the Odyssey?
Hmm
Unlimited clean towels.
[SCOFFS] Wow! Outranked by terrycloth.
Now, that hurts.
Fine.
I'll miss Max.
And you.
Followed by the clean towels.
Well, I
I hate to admit it, but there is
something rather cute
about you two together.
It gives me hope.
To love, no matter the distance.
And to FaceTime
and frequent phone calls.
And frequent flyer miles.
[GLASS CLINKING]
You know, when I came to the Odyssey
Oh, boy. Here we go.
I had stared death in the face
and was desperately searching for fun,
adventure, sun, good food.
But instead, what I found were
hurricanes and necrotic bowels.
You mean this wasn't
the paradise you were expecting?
- Far too much vomit for heaven.
- Mm.
But there is unlimited clean towels,
- so it's not exactly hell.
- Right.
So, maybe someplace in between,
which I think is the point.
You got to take the good with the bad.
And for you two,
I would take a heck of a lot more bad.
- [GLASSES CLINK]
- That was beautiful.
Aw!
Indeed.
Never have the words "necrotic bowel"
been used to such poetic effect.
[LAUGHTER]
♪
Captions by Verbit
♪
You had no right to say that to me.
I had made it very clear what I
wanted and what I did not want.
What I said, how I feel
that is not intended
to try to block you.
I do not love you, Max Bankman.
Whatever it is going on
between the two of you,
it's not nothing.
Max told me that he loved me.
[OBJECTS RATTLING]
7.9 magnitude earthquake
approximately 300 miles off the coast.
Tsunami siren.
We're going to go back and get Max.
In the meantime,
you're chief medical officer.
Anyone else with medical training?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
I'm a doctor of psychiatry.
[WAVES CRASHING]
Max, we have a passenger
who has a shard of glass
obstructing his pulmonary artery.
Max?
[MONITOR BEEPING]
♪
Mmph. Gnarly video.
I'm on my 20th rewatch.
♪
[COUGHS]
I wish Max were here.
I'm sure Max is fine.
And you will be, too.
You've got this.
Yeah, but do you?
You look terrible, Tristan.
[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
Are you hungover?
I had a few last night, yes,
but I needed to de-stress.
Because of me?
No.
I promise.
[SIGHS]
Okay, well
We should get you some IV fluids
and some Zofran
Avery, I said, I'm I'm fine.
No, you're not. You're not fine.
You need help.
And I wish that I could be there
for you right now, but I can't.
We have too many patients
for you to be out of commission.
And now I need to find someone else
to help me do this procedure.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Good news.
No sign of infection or active bleeding.
Check back in a few hours.
Hi, I'm Avery, the nurse practitioner.
A-Are you the psychiatrist?
Caught me. Matt.
Did you do a surgical rotation
during medical school?
Yes. Worst two months of my life.
The sight of blood
makes me dry-heave. Why?
Um, I need help
with an endovascular procedure.
I'll do it.
It's a fluoro-guided catheterization.
There will be blood.
Lots of blood.
My fiancé, Barry, was part
of the hiking excursion.
He hasn't made it back yet, and
I still haven't heard from him.
I'd like to stay busy.
[MONITOR BEEPING]
You're approximately two millimeters
from the glass shard.
I see it.
I'm trying the proximal grab technique.
♪
[ALARM BEEPS]
Damn. The shard broke free.
Okay
I'm gonna inflate this Coda balloon
into the right common iliac vein
to prevent re-embolization
and then try to snag it from there.
♪
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Bridge.
Captain.
How's our patient?
The surgery went smoothly.
We removed the shard
that was obstructing their artery.
He should make a good recovery.
Anything?
Nothing from Max.
But that doesn't mean that
you need to assume the worst.
This wave will have wreaked havoc
on the repeaters and base stations
all up and down this coastline,
so a comms blackout is to be expected.
[INHALES SHARPLY]
Listen, we're scanning all bands,
and all frequencies.
The moment that I hear
that baritone voice
crackle through my radio, you'll know.
Thank you, Captain.
Cap.
- That was Corporate. Again.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
Lenore. She needs you to call her.
Yeah, well, she's gonna have to wait
until we're through this
post-seismic surge condition.
What's going on?
What's going on
is that I'm being asked to leave
hundreds of people in my rear view,
and one of them happens to be my doctor.
Corporate doesn't want
you to go to shore
but you're disobeying them?
I'm choosing a direction.
♪
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[METAL CREAKING]
♪
[DOG SNIFFING]
- [DOG BARKS]
- Peanut.
Hey, buddy.
♪
[GROANING LIGHTLY]
♪
[MAN COUGHS]
Oh, my God. Max.
[COUGHING CONTINUES]
[GRUNTING]
Oh, thank goodness. You're okay.
Oh, God.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Man, am I happy to see you.
- [CHUCKLES]
What happened?
Aftershock, I think.
Hey, it looks like you took
a bump on the head.
Oh, no, it's just a little noggin.
No big deal. I'm fine.
- [GROANS]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
♪
[RADIO BEEPS]
This is Dr. Max Bankman
from the Odyssey.
Is anybody there?
[RADIO STATIC]
♪
[DOORS BANG]
Excuse me! Does anybody work here?
[GROANS]
Service, please! Ding, ding!
[CLEARS THROAT]
Oh. Finally.
I've been out here forever.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
What seems to be the problem?
Worst indigestion of my life.
I need antacids, pronto.
And how long have you been
feeling this way?
I can examine you just
Oh, I'm sure you would, pretty boy.
But I know why I'm sick.
It's because this
five-star cruise has turned into
a FEMA food bank.
Lunch yesterday was cold cuts.
The only cold food I like
is shrimp cocktail,
which you all have stopped serving
because of all these freeloaders.
- I need antacids.
- I-I would really advise
you just come over
to have a medical check.
Okay, if that's a come-on,
- I'm not interested.
- Oh, no.
I'm supposed to be here for my wedding,
and that went bust.
I already dumped one loser.
I'm not going to get involved
with another.
I was not hitting on you.
I mean, anything I can do with a man,
I can do without one.
Including this cruise.
I'm not arguing. I was simply advising
on a medical work-up.
Antacids. Now.
Antacids. Coming right up.
♪
[RADIO STATIC]
- Avery?
- Señor!
- Avery, are you
- Señor! Ayuda!
I'm a doctor. I can help.
- I like the dusty rose, but
- Mm.
- But not the deckled edge.
- Exactly.
- [KNOCKS]
- Hi.
How are we doing in here?
Where's your pain level at, Julie?
Right now, it's not so bad.
Tablecloth samples are my morphine.
We're both just eager
to get back to work.
Well, you do have
a femoral neck fracture,
and broken ribs that caused
a collapsed lung,
and a concussion.
So getting back on your feet
will require some time off them.
Like how much time off?
I'd venture to say
about 12 weeks at least
before you return to work.
Take this as a second honeymoon.
You guys do so much for other couples,
and now it's your turn
to spend some quality time
with each other.
Okay.
Your lungs are clear.
Your heart rate and blood
pressure have stabilized.
How do we know there aren't any shards
stuck hiding in there?
The post-op scans were clear,
but we can keep a close eye
on his vitals and exams.
Hey, I know this has been really scary,
but Marcus is going to be okay.
I just
Rye, this is not your fault.
At all.
It's your mom's.
Who marries someone dumb enough
to run around during a tsunami?
[LAUGHS]
Absolutely. Completely on me.
I think we can all agree on that.
[CHUCKLES]
I would have felt so bad
if the last thing I said to you was,
"You don't know anything. I hate you."
I don't.
I know.
Mm?
♪
You all right?
No. [SOBS LIGHTLY]
I'm not all right.
I know.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
♪
We're just pulling into port.
It is time to divide and conquer.
Yeah. That's right.
Someone should stay in the ship
and keep an eye on the patients.
- And the other should
- Should be you.
Go.
I can handle things here.
- Um, a-are you sure
- Mm-hmm.
that you're feeling okay?
Totally fine. My body's hydrated.
My head's in the game. I'm good.
You need to go. Lead the response team.
When you find Max
tell him we're all glad he's okay.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
♪
Understood. Loud and clear.
Sir.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Seabed's unstable from the quake.
Should we hold position
with thrusters and burn fuel
or drop a second anchor
and lose an hour?
You make the call.
I have been temporarily relieved of duty
until we return to our port of call.
So for now,
you're in charge of this ship.
Make the call.
Cap, they can't do that.
Relax.
They can't get rid of me.
I'm older than the sea
and twice as mean.
In the meantime,
you're in charge of this ship.
I'm going to see what it feels like
to get a little sea breeze
through my hair
while I still have some.
Good luck, Captain.
♪
[SIGHS]
Hold with thrusters until Avery
and the response team get off the ship.
Then drop a second anchor.
I don't want to lose any time.
Yes, Captain.
Hey! Those meds you gave me are garbage.
My stomach is killing me
even worse than before.
I'm sorry that you're
so uncomfortable, ma'am.
If you allow me to give you
a proper work-up,
I'll be able to
- I don't need a work-up!
- Okay.
I need stronger drugs.
[LIQUID SPLASHING]
Um
I think I just peed.
I don't think that's urine.
I think your water just broke.
No, that can't I'm not
I'm not pregnant.
It appears that you are.
And you're about to give birth.
I'm nervous. You nervous?
If I know Max, they're going to be okay.
Tell me more about this Max guy.
His name seems to come up a lot.
Uh, he's a doctor, I'm a nurse
That's the full extent
of your relationship?
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Every time you say his name,
it seems to be fraught with something.
It's a long story.
Well, it's a long walk.
And silence is only going to
make me more nervous.
Well, I guess it all started
with a dance on the beach.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
He's saying it hurts.
Sorry, sorry.
Unfortunately,
we don't have any pain meds,
so on my three, I need you
to pull on that sheet,
provide the counter-traction.
I'll rotate his arm
and it'll pop back into place.
Okay. You ready?
Barry? Hey, Barry. You good?
Yeah, no, I-I guess I'm used to
quieter patients.
Got a little bit of a headache,
but, no, no, l-let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- Okay. Here we go.
One, two
- Three.
- [SHOUTS]
- Good?
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
- Okay. Okay.
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
He's saying that
He's saying thank you.
- Oh, my God.
- Barry, Barry, Barry!
Hey, hey, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
And then he told me he loves me,
which I admittedly didn't take
with as much grace as I could have.
We both said some things,
and then we were separated
by a series of natural disasters,
and here we are.
- Sounds like quite a saga.
- [CHUCKLES]
I guess the only thing left to know is,
what do you want?
- It's not that simple.
- Didn't say it was.
Doesn't have to be the only thing
you ever want your whole life.
Pick one thing. Whatever comes to mind.
I want to go to medical school.
Good. You know, a lot of people
go to med school and have relationships.
Myself included.
- What, with Barry?
- No. Another guy.
- Didn't work out.
- Oh.
But that's not everyone's story.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
So, is this just about med school?
It's not just about med school,
which is really hard.
It's about the long distance,
which is really, really hard.
And I don't know,
I don't want to split my focus
and fail at everything all at once.
You just did an endovascular
retrieval in a pulmonary artery.
Pretty much by yourself.
On a boat.
You strike me as the kind of person
that can do hard things
when they want to.
They were on the hike.
Barry, squeeze my hand.
Hard as you can.
Barry?!
- Avery.
- Max.
Oh, my God.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I need your help.
- What happened?
- [WEAKLY] Matty
- Baby, I'm here. It's okay.
Left pupil is unresponsive to light.
He's got weakness on the right side.
I think he has a brain bleed.
We need to relieve the pressure
before the damage is permanent.
Do we have time
to get him back to the ship?
No. We're gonna have to find a drill.
[GROANING]
[WAILING]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Speak English!
Who is this woman
and what is she doing here?
This is Celia. She's a midwife.
And I've asked her to help
perform your delivery with me.
I don't need a midwife.
I need a doctor. And some drugs.
Well, our doctor
and our nurse practitioner
have both left the ship.
[OVER-ENUNCIATING LOUDLY]
Do you have
a medical license?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Okay, she said that she's
delivered hundreds of babies
and never lost one.
- [WAILING]
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
She'd really like to
examine you, please.
Okay.
Oh, how can I be pregnant?
I I gained a little weight, but
Did you ever notice
that you missed your period?
- Apparently not.
- Oh.
This This isn't real.
It can't be real.
Respira, mamita. Respira.
That's it. Just breathe, Blair.
That's it.
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
Ooh!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
How long can Barry wait?
Not long.
Do you think they can find a drill?
Apparently, one of the locals thinks
he can put his hands on one.
- You packed well.
- Thanks.
I didn't know what
you would need exactly
without [BREATHES DEEPLY]
talking to you.
Yeah, that was weird.
Not talking?
I have come to rely on your
Opinions?
Your noisy, often correct opinions.
- Often?
- Yeah, I mean sometimes.
Occasionally.
[CHUCKLES]
I'm really happy you're here.
What I said to you earlier
about not believing you
about your feelings I'm sorry.
I That was wrong of me.
- I shouldn't have said that.
- It's okay.
Thank you.
Doctor!
[DRILL WHIRS]
I can stay. I can help.
You hate the sight of blood.
I'm a doctor. I can handle it.
[VOICE BREAKING] It's Barry.
I should be here for him.
I know you can handle it.
You were amazing in the O.R. today.
But
from what I hear
Peanut has had a rough couple of days,
and he and Barry got pretty close,
and I think he'd rather wait
outside and be cuddled.
Can you do that? For Barry?
I know what you're doing.
Thank you.
♪
[DRILL WHIRS]
Ready?
[DRILL WHIRRING]
[WHISPERING] Look, look.
There's the captain.
I can sit with you if you like.
Oh, that's okay.
Actually, would you totally hate doing
a quick inventory of the gift baskets?
Quite the opposite. I'd love to.
Enjoying the sun, Captain?
That's the idea, huh?
I tried to help out, but they said,
"No, no, no, no. You go relax."
Not a skill that's in your wheelhouse?
Relaxing?
The nurse told me
I'm not going to be able
to get back to work for
at least three months.
Three months.
Nothing moves slower than free time.
Yeah, the idea of being stuck at home
with nothing to do, all alone
Well, you got your husband.
You got William.
Oh, yeah.
There's William.
Why don't we go do something
that is in our wheelhouse?
[LAUGHS]
We've done everything we can for now,
but we're going to need to get
a drain in place
before we get him back
to the boat for treatment.
You didn't, by any chance,
remember to bring a JP
or a surgical drain
up the mountain, did you?
No, but I did bring an extra angiocath.
We could hook it up to some IV tubing
and then drain it
into an empty saline bag?
Yeah. That's a great idea.
He's breathing much better.
His vitals have returned to normal.
All things considered,
he's doing very well.
- Is he conscious?
- Not yet.
But that's to be expected.
It could be hours, maybe longer,
depending on how much damage
occurred before the procedure.
And he is going to need more treatment
once we get back to the ship.
These next 12 hours
are going to be critical.
We have to keep him
under constant observation.
I'll take the first watch.
There's no chance
I'm sleeping anytime soon.
Thank you both.
I don't know what I'd do.
The world would just be a lot quieter.
♪
Your turn.
[SOBBING] Why
This baby keeps
kicking me in the vagina!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
W-What is she saying?
She said that we can't wait any longer
and we're gonna have
to deliver the baby feet-first.
No, th-that's not the right way.
I-I-I can't hurt my baby!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
In Spanish, we say dar a luz
for giving birth.
Literally, it means to give light,
like a mother gives light to a child.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
She says that you have to be
brave, Blair.
You are here to give this baby light.
You can do this.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Dar a luz.
Dar a luz.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
- Okay.
- Get ready.
Push!
[WAILING]
Ow. Ow!
Doctors make the worst patients.
- Mm! Aah!
- You're a baby.
[CHUCKLES]
Okay. I think it's
It's good. We're good.
- Yes.
- How was the embolectomy?
Uh, went surprisingly well.
Why surprising?
You're going to make an amazing doctor.
I don't think I believed it until today.
- Really?
- Yeah.
There I was,
standing in our little O.R.,
and I knew what I was doing.
I didn't need to ask anyone.
I just followed my instincts.
And the instructional case series video.
- [LAUGHS]
- And I
And I did it.
It's fun, right?
Yeah, it's life-changing.
♪
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
There you go.
Flapjack? You bet.
There we go.
Ah! Get into that.
Captain!
What'll it be? Dollars,
flapjacks, or Mickey?
- Uh, is that even a question?
- [LAUGHS]
You better quit it
with this "Captain" stuff.
It's Acting Captain.
Mickey it is, Acting Captain Munroe.
Thank you. Yeah, I needed this.
Staying busy is good.
Yeah, it beats the hell
out of sitting around waiting
to face the music, doesn't it?
I don't think I'm happy in my marriage.
We work so well together at work.
Outside of that, I don't think
we've been in love
for a really long time.
Yet here we are, selling it
with a ribbon and a bow.
I guess that's the music I'm not facing.
I lied to the kid.
Munroe.
I lied to him,
about the charges not sticking.
Truth of the matter is
it might be the end
of the line for me this time.
Whatever are we going to do?
Well, perhaps we just look
for a new adventure.
You know, when I first met Barry,
he said he was never going
hiking or skiing
or any of the things that I like doing.
- Okay.
- About eight months into dating,
it was my birthday,
and he arranged a surprise outdoor date
where he set up a table with
flowers and a fondue dinner,
halfway up the mountain
on my favorite hike.
Aw, I'm liking this story.
Everything went wrong.
He twisted his ankle on the way up.
It rained the night before,
so everything was wet.
And it turns out if there is wind,
you can't get a fondue pot
hot enough to heat anything.
He was so mad.
But I think that's the day
I fell in love with him.
[LAUGHING] Oh!
I think you're trying to, um
therapy ninja me.
Yep. But I don't know
I don't know how.
Sometimes, the obstacles
you think you're going to have
in a relationship
aren't really obstacles at all.
I don't think this is
about the long distance.
It seems like there's something bigger.
♪
[SIGHS]
♪
I want to
be the person I dreamed of being
when I was a little girl.
But there was always something
or someone
that I needed to take care of
and forced my dreams
to come in second place.
And for the first time in my life,
doing what it takes to be a doctor
puts me in first place.
♪
And
I'm afraid of putting myself
in second place again with Max.
Losing myself in him.
Getting so close
and then stopping short.
I can't
Can't do that again.
Which leaves me
halfway up the mountain
with a wet table and cold fondue?
Except the end of that story is
Barry and I have been together
for 12 years.
And we both got to live out our dreams.
♪
Hey.
Breakfast of champions.
Your choices are prune raisin
or prune raisin.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
I lied to you.
You said that you loved me,
and I said
that I didn't feel the same way.
And I do.
Have feelings for you.
Big feelings.
Oh.
- Those things.
- Yeah.
But right now in my life, I
I cannot give in to them.
I am on the brink of achieving my dream.
And if I let go of all of that
I'll never forgive myself.
So I need to choose myself this time.
Why does it have to be either/or?
I don't know how to do both.
[ALARM BEEPING]
Barry. He's not breathing.
What's happening?
What's going on? Is he okay?
Pupils are non-responsive.
I think it's brainstem compression.
I got the bag. Tilt his head back.
You're gonna be okay, baby.
You have to be. Just think, if you die,
how are you going to tell
people the story about
how you almost died, huh?
What's the point of dying
if you you can't talk
everyone's ear off about it?
♪
[BARRY GROANS]
[MUTTERING WEAKLY] I'm talking.
I-I'm I'm talking.
I'm talking.
♪
The centerpieces are good.
Mm-hmm.
Eggs are good.
Yeah.
♪
Honey
Can we talk?
I'd love that.
[SIGHS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Have a seat.
[SIGHS]
This a good news talk
or a bad news talk?
Little of both.
- You are doing great, Blair.
- [WAILING]
Just remember to breathe.
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
That's it.
Okay. And push.
[GROANING]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Okay. Celia says to stop pushing.
Shut up and give me an epidural!
I'm sorry. We are not equipped for that,
and it is way too late.
[WAILING]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Both arms are out.
Your baby's almost here, Blair.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Okay, Celia says now you can push.
Oh, make up your damn minds!
Aaaaah!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[BABY CRYING]
Well done, Blair. Good job.
Ah!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
You have a baby girl.
Oh, my God.
Oh, she's so beautiful.
Oh! Oh, she's so beautiful.
♪
[APPLAUSE]
♪
Hey, um, I didn't really get
a chance to respond
to you earlier,
which is for the best, honestly,
'cause I needed a second
to think about things.
And, look,
you should unequivocally,
unapologetically choose yourself.
Always. But in particular, right now.
- Thank you.
- And wherever you go,
whatever you do, we're going to be okay,
because I just want you in my life.
[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
♪
Whoo!
♪
Good morning.
How are you feeling today?
Tired.
So tired. [CHUCKLES]
And so completely in love.
How did this happen?
I mean, I'm so happy it did, but
Well, it's called a cryptic pregnancy.
Uh, the body doesn't always
display the usual signs
that it's carrying a child.
In rare cases, people find out
when their water breaks, and then
Surprise! Baby!
[CHUCKLES]
Well, she's a surprise
I didn't know I wanted.
Till now.
I've never felt like this for anyone.
Not even for your fiancé?
I tried, and I tried.
And then I
I quit.
He was awful to me,
and I was awful to him.
And then I came on this ship
and took my unhappiness
out on everyone else.
[LAUGHS]
Even Celia.
She was so kind,
even when I was being a major ass.
[SIGHS] I owe her a big apology.
I think you might just get
a chance to give her one.
So, as we recover and move forward,
we're never going to forget
what happened here,
and those that were affected
and those that came to their aid.
And we'll always remember
your loving bond
that overcame all the madness
that the world threw at you this week.
Celia.
That's her name.
Named her after you.
I'm so sorry for how I behaved.
Celia.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
I don't know what that means,
but it's beautiful.
[BOTH LAUGH]
and I'd put some thought
into this particular route,
and I knew the risks.
I knew the weather patterns,
and I knew
How you doing?
As well as can be expected.
Tristan, I'm sorry
if you got hurt in all this.
It wasn't my intent, but
I know.
I hope that you can forgive my
egregious violation of the bro code.
The code? Yeah, the bro code.
It really was an extremely
brazen violation.
Yeah.
We're okay?
I have a new philosophy on life.
Go where the love is.
Eventually, I'll find someone
whose love is for me and only for me.
So, short answer, yes, we are okay.
so breathe in the sights,
take the road less traveled, and
Have you seen Avery?
[CHUCKLES]
No.
- No, I have not.
- Okay, that's enough rambling.
Now, do we have anyone here
that has rings
that they could deliver?
♪
Love you guys.
♪
Okay. Repeat after me.
- With this ring
- [ALL] With this ring
- I thee wed.
- [ALL] I thee wed.
I now pronounce you officially hitched.
Kiss away!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Whoo!
Whoo!
Have at it!
["DESPACITO" PLAYING]
- [CHUCKLING]
- No way. Mnh-mnh.
- Ah?
- Still no.
So thankful for that,
it's such a blessin', yeah ♪
Hey, get up, twinkle toes. Please.
Eh, I don't want to embarrass you.
Oh, you are
my sunrise on the darkest day ♪
Got me feeling some kinda way ♪
Make me wanna savor every moment ♪
Slowly, slowly ♪
You fit me tailor-made love,
how you put it on. ♪
Got the only key,
know how to turn it on ♪
We did it.
- Sure did.
- [LAUGHS]
23 glorious unions
and one impending divorce.
Me voy acercando
y voy armando el plan ♪
Solo con pensarlo,
se acelera el pulso ♪
Oh, yeah ♪
Ya, ya me está gustando
más de lo normal ♪
They're playing our song.
No. Absolutely not.
This cannot be our song.
Oh, yes, it is.
- Wait, did you
- Ask them to play it?
- Mmmmm, maybe.
- [CHUCKLES]
Deja que te diga
cosas al oído ♪
Para que te acuerdes
si no estás conmigo ♪
Despacito ♪
You know, you're lucky
I was maybe gonna sing it.
- You were?
- Mm-hmm.
But the acoustics out here,
it's just not
Right. No. Terrible acoustics.
Terrible, terrible.
Quiero ver bailar tu pelo,
quiero ser tu ritmo ♪
Max.
I do love you.
I do want to be with you.
And I want to go to med school
and I want to choose me
and choose you and us,
and I have no idea
how to do all of that.
And you don't have to,
'cause we'll do it together.
How?
Details TBD.
[GASPS]
Pasito a pasito,
suave suavecito ♪
Nos vamo' pegando,
poquito a poquito ♪
Que le enseñes a mi boca ♪
Tus lugares favoritos ♪
Pasito a pasito,
suave suavecito ♪
Nos vamos pegando,
poquito a poquito ♪
Hasta provocar tus gritos ♪
Y que olvides tu apellido ♪
Despacito ♪
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
♪
Hello, Captain Munroe.
It was a lovely speech
on the beach yesterday, sir.
Ah, it was a lovely thing
to be a part of.
Who knows, maybe that'll be my next job.
[CHUCKLES] Wedding officiant.
I think you might be a little
busy doing your current job.
- Pardon?
- Sir
I'd rather quit than replace you.
And that's exactly what
I told the powers-that-be
when I called them.
Where you go, I go.
That's incredibly touching, Monroe.
I'm sorry to say, but it's also
incredibly pointless.
Son, you you just don't have
that kind of weight to throw around.
Maybe not.
But I have a little bit of weight.
And so do I.
Where you go, I go.
Where you go, I go.
Where you go, we all go, Cap.
In the face of a united front,
Corporate backed down.
[SPLUTTERS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
You know, you're all nutso.
And we'd be lost without you.
So put on the hat, Cap.
You got a boat to pilot.
Ship.
She's a ship.
Take us home, Captain.
♪
[APPLAUSE]
So, Dr. Avery Morgan,
what is it you're going to miss
the most about the Odyssey?
Hmm
Unlimited clean towels.
[SCOFFS] Wow! Outranked by terrycloth.
Now, that hurts.
Fine.
I'll miss Max.
And you.
Followed by the clean towels.
Well, I
I hate to admit it, but there is
something rather cute
about you two together.
It gives me hope.
To love, no matter the distance.
And to FaceTime
and frequent phone calls.
And frequent flyer miles.
[GLASS CLINKING]
You know, when I came to the Odyssey
Oh, boy. Here we go.
I had stared death in the face
and was desperately searching for fun,
adventure, sun, good food.
But instead, what I found were
hurricanes and necrotic bowels.
You mean this wasn't
the paradise you were expecting?
- Far too much vomit for heaven.
- Mm.
But there is unlimited clean towels,
- so it's not exactly hell.
- Right.
So, maybe someplace in between,
which I think is the point.
You got to take the good with the bad.
And for you two,
I would take a heck of a lot more bad.
- [GLASSES CLINK]
- That was beautiful.
Aw!
Indeed.
Never have the words "necrotic bowel"
been used to such poetic effect.
[LAUGHTER]
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Captions by Verbit
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