Level Up (2012) s01e18 Episode Script

[FANFARE]
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND A LEAK
AT A RENAISSANCE FAIR?
EVERYBODY HERE
LOOKS LIKE A LEAK.
IT'S PRETTY COOL THOUGH.
I GET TO BE WIZZA
OUT IN PUBLIC. BAM!
AH, SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD.
YOU'RE WIZZING OUT.
WHEN WE FIND THAT LEAK,
I'M GONNA BE LIKE,
"LET ME BLESS YOU, SON,
WITH SKULL CRACKER TO THE FACE."
- BAM.
- OKAY.
WE'RE NOT GONNA BARD
THE LEAK OUT IN THE OPEN.
WE HAVE TO LURE I
INTO A TENT FIRST.
OR, IF WE HAVE TO,
DOWNWIND OF THE PORTA-POTTIES.
- WHAT?
- UH, WE'RE DOING THE TENT.
PORTA-POTTIES? SERIOUSLY?
YOU KNOW HOW WE DO.
I PLAN, DANTE GOES CRAZY
ANIMAL STYLE,
AND YOU'RE BACKUP FOR WHEN
DANTE GOES ANIMAL STYLE.
I HADN'T NOTICED THA
WE HAD A WAY WE DO HOW WE DO.
WYATT'S RIGHT, LYLE.
HE'S BRAINY, I'M CRAZY,
AND YOU'RE BACKUP.
BUT BACKUP'S THE BENCH.
I'M FIRST-STRING MATERIAL.
BACKUP IS AN IMPORTANT POIN
IN THE TRIANGLE OF POWER.
[IMITATING MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
FINE. WELL, I'M GONNA GO
BACK UP INTO THE FAIR
AND CHECK STUFF OUT ON MY OWN
FOR A WHILE.
OKAY?
IN REAL LIFE,
I'M A STARTING QUARTERBACK.
BUT AT NEVERFAIL
I'M WYATT AND DANTE'S BACKUP?
I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, LYLE.
BEING A LOSER
AT SOMETHING LOSERS DO
MAKES YOU A WINNER.
- THANKS.
- THAT'S WHAT I TOLD WYAT
WHEN HE DIDN'T MAKE
THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
GOTTA GO.
[ULULATING]
STAFF TOPPERS!
GETTETH YOUR
STAFF TOPPERS HERETH!
PROTECT YOUR POWER TIP
FROM DUST AND GRIMEETH.
STAFF TOPPERS? SWEET!
OH-HO-HO!
UH, WOW.
- OOH!
- YOU BREAKETH IT,
YOU BUYETH IT.
RIGHT. UH, MY WALLET--
NO, UM--
THERE'S NO POCKETS
IN MY WIZARD ROBE.
WELL, THEN I REGRE
I MUST YELL
- THIEF! THIEF!
- OH! OH!
- CALL IN THE KING'S GUARDS--
- WAIT!
OR I SHALL THROW HIM
IN THE STOCKS!
- WAIT. WHAT?
- HERE.
- WHAT IS THIS?
- IT'S A SACK OF GOLD.
- I'LL TAKE THAT.
[LAUGHING]
- HEY.
WHOA. THIS IS REAL GOLD.
TIM'S OFF TO BUY A BOAT!
SEE YA, PEASANTS!
[LAUGHING]
WAIT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
AND WHO
HUH.
PRINCESS WITH A BEARD.
COULD BE THE LEAK?
NAH, NAH, NAH.
WE SAW THAT GUY
AT THE D&D CONVENTION
AND THE ALL-PRINCESS RODEO.
[HOCKS]
[TOGETHER]
COOL.
HEY, JOAQUIN,
WHAT DOESETH THOUETH
WITH THAT MAGIC
IMAGE-TAKING BOXETH?
OH, I'M TAKING PICKS
FOR MY BLOG.
FAT GUY
IN A LITTLE BREASTPLATE.
YO! SKINNY COURT JESTER, MOVE!
YOU'RE RUINING MY SHOT!
'TUDE.
[TOGETHER]
SERIOUS 'TUDE.
HELLO, LAD.
ANY SIGN OF THE LEAK?
SWEET GLADIOLAS, WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT STAFF TOPPER?
SOME WEIRD DUDE
THREW ME A SACK OF GOLD.
BEFORE I KNEW IT,
I HAD BOUGHT THIS STAFF TOPPER,
AND THE WEIRD DUDE WAS GONE.
SACK OF GOLD? WEIRD DUDE?
WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE SORT OF DISAPPEARED.
DON'T YOU FIND THAT FISHY?
WE'RE HERE LOOKING FOR A LEAK,
AND THEN SOME WEIRD DUDE
GIVES YOU A SACK OF GOLD
AND DISAPPEARS?
HEY, MAN,
DON'T GET ON MY CASE.
OKAY? I KNOW A LEAK
WHEN I SEE ONE.
BUT YOU JUST SAID
YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM.
OH, NOW YOU'RE GONNA
GET ON MY CASE TOO?
WHAT IS THIS,
BEAT UP ON LYLE DAY?
THANKS, LYLE.
SOMEHOW YOU'VE MADE
A DAY AT THE RENAISSANCE FAIR
WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE.
CARAMEL APPLES, YOUNG SQUIRES?
OH, BACK TO NORMAL.
MMM. MMM.
COME ON, GUS.
YOU SPILL YOUR SODA EVERY TIME!
- YOU NEED A SIPPY CUP!
- [SIGHS]
QUIT SMILING LIKE THAT, OKAY?
THE COUNTER'S NOT FOR SMILERS!
WHOA, ANGIE.
REALLY TURNED ON
THE CHARM TODAY.
[SIGHS]
IT'S MY MEAN WAITRESS CHARACTER.
IT KEEPS MY SECTION
FROM GETTING TOO CROWDED.
SOUNDS LIKE AN ATTEMP
TO AVOID WORK.
OOH. I'M FEELING A STRANGE
KINSHIP WITH YOU NOW.
I DO NOT CARE FOR IT.
- WELL, I DON'T CARE FOR YOU!
- THAT WAS AWESOME.
THANK YOU. WHOLE SECTION'S
ALMOST EMPTY.
UH, SO FINISH YOUR FOOD!
THEY DON'T PAY ME TO TALK!
SHE'S SO GOOD.
THAT WAS GOOD.
I CANNOT REMEMBER
WHAT THAT GUY LOOKED LIKE.
I THINK HE HAD LONG HAIR
AND AN EYE PATCH?
MAYBE IF I HYPNOTIZE YOU
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO REMEMBER MORE
ABOUT THE GUY
WHO GAVE YOU THE GOLD.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
TO HYPNOTIZE SOMEONE.
UH, YEAH, I DO, OKAY?
I PAID $20 TO DOWNLOAD
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS.
[MONOTONE VOICE]
IT WAS NOT A SCAM.
I AM A SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
HEY, JOAQUIN, IF YOU NEED ME,
I'M GONNA BE IN ONE OF
THE EMPTY BOOTHS TAKING A NAP,
BECAUSE THIS MEAN WAITRESS
HAS NO NEW CUSTOMERS.
DUDES, YOU GUYS LOOKING
TO DO SOMETHING UN-BORING?
- YEAH.
- NO.
WELL, FOR THE REST OF YOU,
WHY DON'T YOU GO ORDER
FROM MY SISTER,
THE RUDE WAITRESS?
I'M TELLING YOU,
IT'S THE BEST SHOW IN TOWN.
HEY, LADY.
- WHA--
- WE WANT SOME FOOD.
OH. THANKS FOR RUINING
MY BREAK, YOU LITTLE CRAMP-WADS!
YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY.
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
HELLO, FRIEND.
WHY NO SMILE?
MEATBALL SANDWICH INSULT YOU?
IF SO, BITE HIM
WHERE IT HURTS.
[LAUGHING]
IT'S YOU. IT'S HIM.
YES. IT IS ME.
SO, ARE YOU ENJOYING
YOUR NEW STAFF TOPPER?
YEAH, MAN. IT'S GREAT.
THANKS AGAIN FOR THE GOLD.
YOU REALLY HELPED ME OUT.
- WELL--
- QUIET, JUNIOR.
GROWN-UPS ARE TALKING.
SO, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE ENJOYING
YOUR NEW STAFF TOPPER,
AND NO RUSH PAYING ME BACK.
UH, PAYING WHAT BACK?
MY GOLD.
UH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIFT.
RIGHT?
A GIFT.
"A GIFT," HE SAYS.
[LAUGHING]
WAS THERE A BOW ON IT?
- [GASPS]
- DID IT HAVE A CARD?
[CAT MEOWS]
"TO LYLE,
IT WASN'T A GIFT.
"YOU MUST PAY ME BACK.
NOT NOW, THOUGH. SOMEDAY.
YOUR FRIEND FOR LIFE,
THE SWIRLING GIVER."
THAT'S ME.
- THIS ONE IS A GIFT.
- OH.
A SWIRLING GIVER.
AN N.P.C. FROM UNFREE FREEDONIA
WHO LOANS GOLD IN THE GAME.
- DANTE.
- YOU MEAN LIKE A BANKER?
SOME BANKER YELLED AT ME
FOR TRYING TO DEPOSIT MY CANDY.
LET'S BARD THAT LEAK
RIGHT NOW.
OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA
BARD THE LEAK RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
- WE ARE NEVERFAIL.
- OHHH!
- IT'S WHAT WE DO.
- NO.
- WHAT?
- [GIBBERISH]
IT'S MY PROBLEM.
MY DEBT.
I'M TAKING THE LEAD
ON THIS ONE.
OKAY, LYLE.
HOW DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD BARD
THE SWIRLING GIVER, HUH?
WE'RE NOT GONNA BARD HIM.
WHAT? WE CAN'T JUST HAVE A LEAK
RUNNING AROUND DAVENTRY HILLS,
LENDING SACKS OF GOLD TO PEOPLE.
- WE GOTTA TAKE HIM OUT.
- THAT WAY, YOU DON'
HAVE TO PAY HIM BACK.
THEN IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD
SPEND THAT MONEY ON.
A NEW SKATEBOARD,
GOLD BRACES,
A SUMO SUI
WITH A BUILT-IN DIAPER--
ALL RIGHT. LISTEN, GUYS.
I'M A HUGGINSON.
HUGGINSONS PAY OUR DEBT.
IT'S OUR CODE.
OH, WHICH REMINDS ME.
DANTE, YOU OWE ME $5.
[CHUCKLING]
$5? WHAT?
I DON'T OWE YOU $5.
WHAT IS $5?
ALL RIGHT.
LET HIM HANG OU
WHILE WE HELP YOU PAY HIM BACK.
BUT THEN WE'RE GONNA BARD HIM.
OKAY, WHO'S GO
A BAG OF GOLD ON THEM?
YOU KNOW WHO DOES?
A LEPRECHAUN.
SO ALL WE NEED TO DO
IS FIND A LEPRECHAUN.
I'LL GET A HOSE.
YOU GET A FLASHLIGHT.
[SINGSONG VOICE]
WE CAN MAKE A RAINBOW.
THAT IS WHY
HE DOESN'T MAKE PLANS.
WE CAN RAISE THE MONEY.
[MAN SINGING]
- HEY.
- [HORN TOOTS]
- [CONTINUES]
- EEHH! EW!
[GASPS]
[SCOFFS]
[CONTINUES]
WHAT'S OUR TOTAL?
- 1,200.
- NICE!
- PENNIES.
- WHAT?
DANTE LIKES TO VALUE THINGS
IN PENNIES INSTEAD OF DOLLARS.
MAKES STUFF
SOUND MORE EXPENSIVE.
THIS SHIRT COST ME
A THOUSAND SHINY ONES.
MAN, I HONESTLY THOUGH
WE'D MAKE MORE THAN $12
WITH THE OVERFLOW
FROM THOSE TWO BUSINESSES.
BUT THE DAY IS SAVED.
THERE'S 12 MORE TO DOUBLE UP
THE POT TO 24 BUCKS.
WHERE DID YOU GET $12, JOAQUIN?
CAR WASH OWNER GAVE IT TO ME
FOR TIPPING HIM OFF
THAT YOU GUYS WERE TRYING
TO STEAL HIS BUSINESS.
WHAT ARE WE RAISING MONEY
FOR ANYWAY?
MATHLETES NEED NEW SWEAT SUITS.
FASCINATING. I'M OUT.
SO, WE ARE NOWHERE NEAR
REPAYING YOUR DEBT.
SORRY, LYLE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK
TO MY ORIGINAL PLAN,
WHICH WAS TO BARD
THE SWIRLING GIVER.
[IRISH ACCENT]
AH! THERE'S GOING TO BE BARDING.
I'VE WAXED ME SKULL CRACKER
IN HOPE OF JUS
SUCH AN OCCASION.
SORRY, GUYS,
BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP
ON REPAYING MY DEBT.
UH, LYLE,
YOUR PLAN DIDN'T WORK, OKAY?
WE CAN'T HAVE A LEAK
JUST RUNNING LOOSE
IN DAVENTRY HILLS.
I'M PAYING HIM BACK, WYATT,
EVEN IF IT MEANS
I GOTTA SELL MY CAR.
BUT IT'S RED AND PLAYS MUSIC
AND GOES ZOOM!
I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO.
I JUST HOPE THAT YOU'LL WAI
TO DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO UNTIL--
UNTIL I DO WHAT I GOTTA DO.
WAIT. LYLE!
WHERE'S HE GOING?
HE CAN'T CALL THE MEETING OFF.
ONLY I CAN DO THAT!
[POP]
- MEETING'S OVER.
- OKAY.
- [WHOOSH]
- [SCREAMS]
HOLY RIGATONI.
NO, THANKS. I JUST ATE.
[LAUGHING]
[MOTHER]
WYATT, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?
UH, NOTHING, MOM!
I JUST DROPPED A BOOK!
HEY, A TRANSPORT DEVICE.
I LOVE THESE THINGS.
YOU KNOW,
THEY MAKE THEM BIGGER.
THEY'RE ALL OVER THIS REALM.
PLEASE PUT THAT DOWN.
I JUST BUILT THAT.
OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT IS.
A GUY LOANS YOU SOME GOLD,
AND YOU WON'T LET HIM PLAY
WITH YOUR TRANSPORT DEVICE?
YEAH, ABOUT THAT GOLD.
UH, IT'S GONNA TAKE ME
A LITTLE LONGER--
NO WORRIES.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
HEY, HAVE YOU BEEN TO THAT PLACE
THAT HAS THE MAGIC STAIRS
THAT MOVE ALL ON THEIR OWN?
AH, I SEE YOU'VE
DISCOVERED ESCALATORS.
[EXCLAIMING]
I FOUND YOU!
[YELLS]
[MOTHER]
LYLE, WHAT WAS THAT?
UH, NOTHING!
I JUST DROPPED ANOTHER BOOK!
THERE'S A LOT OF BOOKS UP HERE!
I'M STUDYING REAL HARD!
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- OH, JUST SOME ELF
WHO WON'T STOP STALKING ME.
YOU KNOW HOW ELVES ARE.
POINT IS,
YOU HELPED ME OUT.
I COULD USE A QUICK-THINKING,
QUICK-ACTING FELLA LIKE YOU.
QUICK THINKING?
QUICK ACTING?
[SCOFFS]
SOME PEOPLE THINK
I'M JUST BACKUP.
BACKUP?
IN NO REALM ARE YOU BACKUP.
YOU'RE BOLD.
YOU'RE DASHING.
ONLY YOU COULD GET AWAY
WITH WEARING A SHIRT LIKE THAT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO PAY OFF THAT BAG OF GOLD
BY BEING MY NUMBER ONE GUY?
SO I CAN PAY YOU BACK
BY WORKING FOR YOU?
WORKING WITH ME.
WE'RE A TEAM, BUDDY.
YOU'RE FAR TOO CAPABLE
TO BE WORKING FOR ME.
- [BELL RINGING]
- UH, LYLE, YOU WEREN'
IN THE GAME LAST NIGHT.
WE HAD TO GO TO
THE WOLFENHEIM FORES
WITHOUT YOU.
I WAS BUSY WITH SWIRLY.
WE HAD SOME STUFF TO DO.
"SWIRLY."
HE'S GOT A NICKNAME NOW?
WHEN I WANTED YOU GUYS
TO USE MY NICKNAME "NICKNAME,"
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID.
THE SWIRLING GIVER
IS A LINK, LYLE.
I MEAN,
ARE YOU PAYING HIM BACK,
OR ARE YOU
BECOMING FRIENDS WITH HIM?
I GUESS I'M JUS
SPENDING SOME TIME WITH A GUY
WHO RESPECTS MY IDEAS.
UH
MAYBE LYLE'S RIGHT.
HE KNEW SWIRLY COULD BE FUN.
NICKNAMES, STUFF TO DO.
NO, DANTE,
WE DO NOT HANG OUT WITH LEAKS.
I DON'T KNOW.
SWIRLY LENDS YOU MONEY
AND DOESN'T MAKE YOU
PAY HIM BACK.
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
UM, I'M PRETTY COOL, HUH?
- PROVE IT. LOAN ME $5.
- NO. YOU NEVER PAY ANYONE BACK.
OH, SWIRLY!
- [HUMMING]
- [SCOFFS]
WE'LL TAKE TWO TICKETS.
WHAT'S THIS FOR?
SCHOOL FUNDRAISER
FOR BELL CHOIR.
WE'RE ALL TAKING A BUS
DOWN TO BEAR'S
TO SIT IN
THE MEAN ANGIE SECTION.
I WOULD NEVER HAVE THE ENERGY
TO PLAN ALL THIS.
BUT I'M SO GLAD GUS'S
MISGUIDED CRUSH
MADE IT ALL HAPPEN.
MOVE! OKAY.
I GOT HOT PLATES.
IF YOU DON'T WANNA WEAR THEM,
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
[CROWD CHEERING]
SOMEDAY I'M GONNA MARRY HER.
SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA REGRE
SAYING THAT OUT LOUD.
- [WHOOPING]
- AND WYATT'S ALWAYS GOTTA BE
THE ONE WITH THE PLAN.
WELL, NO WAY, JOSé.
I'M NOBODY'S BACKUP.
THIS IS PRIME TIME
AND LYLE TIME.
THAT'S RIGHT.
BY THE WAY, A SIMPLE,
"NO, I DON'T WAN
ANYTHING FOR LUNCH"
WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.
[CHUCKLES]
SORRY. I'M JUS
A LITTLE EXCITED.
ME TOO. I REALLY LIKE
THIS ARRANGEMEN
WE'VE WORKED OUT.
YOU KNOW,
I LOANED THOSE INGRATES
DOWN AT THE DONUT SHOP GOLD,
AND THEY DON'T DO
ANYTHING FOR ME.
- NO WAY.
- THEY'RE NOT EVEN NICE TO ME
WHEN I VISIT.
THAT MAKES ME
WANT TO BEUNPLEASANT.
LET ME GO TALK TO THEM.
OH, BY THE WAY, IS THERE
ANY KIND OF DONUTS YOU LIKE?
I LIKE PINK DONUTS.
PERFECT.
NO NEED FOR YOU
TO GET UNPLEASANT.
HI. I'M DANTE.
[MUZAK]
- [BUZZES]
- NUMBER 21.
- THERE'S NO ONE ELSE IN HERE.
- SHH.
- [BUZZES]
- NUMBER 22.
SERIOUSLY?
[BUZZES]
NUMBER 23.
OH. OH.
THERE'S RULES,
AND YOU GO BY THE RULES.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
I'D LIKE ONE PINK DONUT, PLEASE.
WE DON'T SELL PINK DONUTS.
- I WORK WITH SWIRLY.
- OH, THAT GUY?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SWIRLY?
HE LOANED YOU MONEY.
AND THEN HE HUNG OUT HERE
ALL DAY,
ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS
ABOUT WHAT KIND OF MAGIC
OUR REFRIGERATOR RUNS ON
WHILE DRINKING ALL OUR CREAMER.
HE'S ANNOYING.
THE GUY DID YOU A FAVOR.
THE RIGHT THING TO DO
WOULD BE TO SHOW SOME GRATITUDE.
DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM
LIKE GET HIM
SOME FREE PINK DONUTS.
IF YOU THINK THAT WOULD
MAKE HIM GO AWAY, SURE.
HECK, I'LL MAKE YOU
A PLAID DONU
IF IT MEANS NOT SEEING
THAT GUY'S FACE AGAIN.
GREAT. I'LL TAKE TWO DOZEN
PINK DONUTS, PLEASE.
FIRE UP THE DONUT 5,000
AND MAKE SOME PINK DONUTS.
[CHUCKLES]
DANTE, WHERE'D YOU GE
THAT NEW SKATEBOARD?
UH, I-I BOUGHT IT.
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
SO WHERE IS THIS NEW LEAK?
SHOULD BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
MAN, I WISH LYLE WERE HERE.
I'D FEEL A LOT BETTER IF WE HAD
THE FULL TRIANGLE OF POWER.
WHOA!
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[YELLS]
DON'T SHOOT.
I MEAN YOU NO HARM.
I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR THE SWIRLING GIVER.
THE SWIRLING GIVER? WHY?
- [COINS CLINKING]
- I OWE HIM A BAG OF GOLD,
AND I HAVE TO REPAY HIM.
BUT OUR FRIEND
BORROWED MONEY FROM HIM,
AND THE GIVER DIDN'T SEEM
IN ANY RUSH TO GET THAT BACK.
THAT'S WHAT THE GIVER DOES.
HE WANTS YOU TO OWE HIM
SO THAT HE CAN HANG AROUND
ALL THE TIME.
HE COMES OVER FOR DINNER
WHENEVER HE WANTS,
CRASHES ON YOUR COUCH
DURING ELFTOBERFES
AND USES UP ALL THE HOT WATER.
WHY DON'T YOU JUS
TELL HIM TO GO AWAY?
OH, YOU DON'T WAN
TO MAKE HIM MAD.
HE GETSUNPLEASANT.
- [CHUCKLES]
- LIKE, HE YELLS AT YOU
OR MAKES FUN OF YOUR SHOES?
HE GIVES YOU A SWIRLY
AND EATS YOUR FACE.
- [GULPS]
- OKAY. LYLE WAS RIGH
IN WANTING TO REPAY THE GIVER.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO GET RID OF HIM.
BOY, GOOD THING WE DIDN'
BORROW ANY MONEY FROM THAT GUY.
[CHUCKLING]
OOH! YES!
DANTE, WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY
FOR THAT NEW SKATEBOARD?
HOW DO YOU THINK I'D LOOK
WITHOUT A FACE?
MMM!
HERE YOU GO.
ONE PINK DONUT.
AND
- [GASPS]
- TWO DOZEN MORE.
I LOVE OUR NEW SYSTEM.
[MUTTERS]
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
YOU HAVE ALMOST REPAID
YOUR DEBT.
- REALLY?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT THERE IS ONE LAST THING
I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF
FOR ME.
SURE. ANYTHING.
WELL, THIS KID CAME IN
AND BORROWED SOME MONEY,
AND WHEN I ASKED HIM
FOR A FAVOR,
HE SAID,
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE WORK,"
AND BOOED ME
AND RAN OFF WITH MY FRIES.
AND THAT MADE ME MAD.
HE BOOED YOU?
BRING THIS KID IN.
I'M GONNA SWIRL HIM
AND EAT HIS FACE.
WHEN YOU BRING IN DANTE,
I'LL START HIM WITH A SWIRLING.
[CHUCKLES]
FORTUNATELY,
THIS REALM IS LOADED
WITH LOTS OF TINY
PORCELAIN SWIRLING POOLS,
LIKE THESE.
YOU KNOW, THAT WOULD BE--
BAM!
[YELLS]
SOTHAT HAPPENED.
AND YOU'RE NOT BARDED.
BARDED?
UH, NEVER MIND. BYE.
[SNIFFS]
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
I CAN'T BRING DANTE TO HIM.
HE'LL EAT DANTE'S FACE.
WELL, THE ELF SAID
THE SWIRLING GIVER WON'T LEAVE
UNTIL ALL HIS DEBTS ARE PAID.
RIGHT, ELF?
OKAY. WE NEED A PLAN.
HERE'S WHAT I THINK.
I THINK
THAT WE SHOULD ASK LYLE
WHAT HE THINKS WE SHOULD DO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD DO, LYLE?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU LOOK GOOD IN PINK.
OOPS. SPILLED AGAIN.
[LOUDLY]
GUS, YOU
[SQUEALS]
[NORMAL VOICE]
LOVELY, CURLY-HAIRED ANGEL.
I'M SO GLAD YOU CHOSE
TO SIT IN MY SECTION.
[SCOFFS]
SHOW'S OVER.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
[CHUCKLING]
[SCOFFS]
YEAH, IT'S OVER. LET'S GO.
THOUGHT YOU COULD
OUTSMART ME, HUH?
[LAUGHING]
[CHUCKLES]
THANK YOU, SIR.
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT MY SHIFT IS ENDING,
SO SOMEONE ELSE
WILL BRING YOU YOUR CHANGE.
MM-HMM.
MMM!
AH. THERE'S GOING
TO BE A SWIRLING.
THANK YOU FOR
BRINGING IN DANTE, LYLE.
JUST PAYING OFF MY DEBT.
YOUR CHANGE, SIR.
THANKS, GORGEOUS.
AND THE GOLD I OWE YOU.
[LAUGHS]
WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO PAY ME BACK!
NO ONE IS SUPPOSED
TO PAY ME BACK!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO YOUR REALM, SWIRLY.
NOT SO FAST.
THIS GUY STILL OWES ME.
YEAH. ABOUT THAT.
[WHISTLES]
THIS IS GONNA HURT YOU
AS MUCH AS IT HURTS ME.
HA! LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE ALL PAID UP.
NOOO!
- NOW!
- SAY "CHEESE"!
[PATRONS EXCLAIMING]
HAZZA!
- GOOD PLAN, BUDDY.
- THANKS.
DANTE, YOU WANNA EXECUTE
THE FINAL STEP?
MY PLEASURE.
HEY, BUDDY, LET'S TAKE
A WALK OUT BACK.
- THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANNA SHOW YOU.
- OH.
[WHISTLING]
[WHISTLING CONTINUES]
[WHOOSH]
CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY
J.R. MEDIA SERVICES, INC.
BURBANK, CA
[LAUGHING]
HMM.
UNHAND MY CRULLER.
- [LAUGHING]
- [GRUNTING]
- [GROANING]
- HA-HA!
[DANTE]
THAT'S AWESOME!
- [GRUNTING]
- [SWORDS CLACKING]
THANKS, GUYS.
THIS IS GOING TO KILL I
ON THE BLOGOSPHERE.