The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e18 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Help! Help!
Help!
That's the most peculiar echo
I've ever heard.
Help!
Oh, d-d-dear.
Hold on, Tigger!
I'll save you!
As soon as someone saves me.
Yipes!
Yech!
Piglet, you saved my life.
- I did?
- Thanks, buddy boy.
My goodness!
What was all that helping about?
A near "drownding" was averted,
thanks to some pretty
snappy thinking.
Tigger!
- You saved Piglet!
- I did?
Oh, a noble deed, indeed!
Congratulations, Tigger.
No, you got it all
twisty-tailed around.
Piglet saved me.
He's my knight in shining armor.
My hero sandwich.
Ha! That's the way, sonny!
I knew you had it in you
somewhere.
You know, it used to be that
when the first party
saved the life
of a second party,
the second party then became
the first party's servant
out of gratitude.
- Are we having a party?
- That's it, Piglet!
I'll be your servant for life.
It's the only way
I can ever repay you,
oh, master of mine.
Yipes!
From now on,
you and me will be closer than
teeth and gums.
Well, uh, thank you, I think.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Good morning, Your Heroness.
Hey, buddy boy,
what are you doing?
You're missing
the red carpet treatment.
Did you like your breakfast
in bed? Did you?
Hmm? Did you?
Well, you really shouldn't
have gone to so much trouble.
Trouble?
It's no trouble at all.
You're getting this kind
of service every morning.
Every morning?
It's the least I can do
for my hero.
That's very nice, but, uh,
right now I have to clean
my house.
Clean your house?
That's servant work.
Step aside and let me at it.
Oh, dear.
Scrub-a-dub dub dub ♪
Now, this Piglet shirt
went to market.
Yeah! This Piglet shirt
stayed home.
This Piglet shirt
ate roast beef.
And this Piglet shirt had none.
And this Piglet shirt
went wee-wee-wee
What do you know?
Fresh out of Piglet shirts.
- Why, hello, Pig
- Hide me!
Tigger is too much servant
for such a very small animal.
Yipes!
Please don't tell you know who
that I'm hiding you know where.
I know what?
Hay buddy bear,
have you seen Piglet around?
I can't find him!
I can honestly say
that I can't see Piglet
at this particular moment.
It ain't funny, Pooh.
How can I be
his personal servant
and do all sorts
of servanty things for him,
when he's not here?
Fine! Ha! Laugh it up!
I'm just gonna have
to look for my hero
somewheres else.
Oh, thank you, Pooh.
You saved my life.
Does that mean Tigger's going
to be my servant now?
Or are you?
No, Pooh Bear,
that doesn't mean
Oh, dear!
That's it!
What a wonderful idea!
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome, Piglet.
I wonder what wonderful idea
it was.
There.
Now all I have to do is wait
for Tigger to come along
and save me.
Then we'll be even.
Tigger!
Oh, Tigger!
Oh, dear,
I better go look for him.
My, either someone's very
long shoelace is untied,
or Piglet's rope
has run away from home.
I'd better return it.
Why, Eyeore! You saved me!
How can I ever repay you?
You can start by calling me
a doctor.
There! This is real danger.
Help, Tigger! Oh, help!
What's the problem,
hero of mine?
Whoops!
Move over, Gopher.
Let me sit in the shade
for a while.
Thanks, Rabbit,
you saved my life!
Good. Then you can spend
the rest of it
getting me out from under here.
Help! Yoo-hoo! Help!
Oh, dear, you're not Tigger.
Sorry to disappoint you.
Oh, well, I must find Tigger
so he can save me.
Thanks for bothering
to save me, Owl.
My pleasure, Eyeore.
Of course,
according to my calculations,
you're much too heavy
for me to carry.
Thought so.
But if I saved you,
You saved me.
I saved you twice!
Don't you have to call
for help first?
I have it!
It's a simple matter
of arithmetic!
All we do I'd invert the
height of the sun in the sky
and multiply by the square root
of the hypotenuse.
Hey! Who are you calling
a hippopotamus?
So who is whose servant?
As of now, no one is,
except for Tigger,
who is still Piglet's
Hear that?
It's you and me for life!
Oh wonderful.
It seems to me that all this
heroism calls for a celebration.
What a delicious idea.
Oh, so where is Piglet exactly?
He told me to wait for him here
'cause he's got a big surprise.
Maybe the surprise is
he's not coming.
Not coming?
My hero of heroes
miss his own party?
Never!
If Tigger were here to help me,
I'd never had finished
this honey cake in time.
If ever.
Oh, boy!
Oh, sorry, Mr. Bee,
but this cake is for
our hero party.
Help!
Come on, Your Heroship!
No time for dessert.
Where are we going?
I don't know.
But we'll take the shortcut.
This is a shorter cut
than I thought.
Tigger, why, you saved my life.
What do you know, kid?
I did, didn't I?
You're a hero, Tigger!
And heroes don't have
to be servants anymore.
Thank goodness.
Oh, the poor little guy's
so upset.
He's practically in tears.
Don't worry, Piglet.
I can still be your servant
if you want.
Someone save me!
Say, what's the matter with him?
Doesn't he know good help's
hard to find?
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146, 147
Oh, look, here's one.
Two, three, four
I wonder where
all these feathers came from.
From the clouds, do you think?
Nah! My guess is that
they're horse feathers.
Tigger!
Horses don't have feathers!
Yeah, that's because
they all fell off.
Excuse me.
Would anyone like to see
a magic trick?
No offense, Piglet,
but none of your trickeroos
ever work.
That's why I've been
studying this magic
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There's a wonderful trick
on page 57.
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Can you really do magic, Piglet?
Well, um, I
Just do the trick!
- Let's get this over with!
- Oh, thank you, Rabbit.
You'll like this one.
Abracadabra.
All right.
For my first trick,
I will pull a rabbit
out of my hat.
Abracadabra.
Abra-kaboom.
Appear little rabbit.
Money kazoom!
Hmm.
Aren't rabbits supposed
to have longer ears?
Oh, dear, you're not a rabbit.
Huh! You're darn tootin'!
I think you need a little more
hocus in your pocus, buddy boy.
Excuse me, my friend,
but I believe I have
the right of way,
and I quote,
"Owls always have
the right of way
over the common,
ordinary water fowl."
Good day, everyone.
I hop you don't mind my dropping
in on you unannounced.
I knew it!
Owl, they're your feathers!
I beg your pardon.
Maybe we can put them back
where they belong.
You're right.
What is this?
It doesn't look
quite right to me.
So many feathers falling out
can only mean one thing.
Owl's going bald.
Me? Going bald?
Horse feathers!
See? I told you.
This is serious.
Before long, you won't have
any feathers at all.
And without feathers,
you won't be able to fly.
Not fly? Nonsense!
I can fly perfectly.
You crashed perfectly.
Remember?
Well, yes.
Oh, my, you're right.
Excuse me, but isn't it
maybe just possible that
running into the ducks had something
to do with Owl falling from the sky?
Don't be ridiculous. We're
talking feathers, not ducks.
We're very sorry, owl.
Why is it always the good ones
who lose their feather so young?
Oh
Perhaps you should go home
and get some rest.
Oh, my. Yes.
Perhaps I should.
Oh, no, Rabbit was right!
I am losing my feathers!
Oh, woe is me.
A once, young, vibrant owl
with the world at his wingtips
reduced to the featherless
shadow of his former self.
Good afternoon, Owl.
We've come to cheer you up.
Thank you, Pooh Bear,
but I'm afraid I'm too
miserable to be cheered up.
Know how you feel.
Maybe a little magic trick
will make him feel better?
I doubt it.
Probably make him feel worse.
Excuse me, Owl.
Would you mind if I made
some flowers appear?
Wonderful!
Nothing up my sleeves!
Abracadabra!
Alla-kazoom!
Bouquet of flowers
appear in this room!
They must be around here
somewhere.
Oh, dear.
How did that get in there?
Yipe!
This is getting better
all the time.
Oh, d-dear.
I guess I haven't gotten all
the bugs out of my magic yet.
It's all right.
This is the best thing
that's happened to me all day.
I know what you mean.
We've got to think
of some way to help owl.
Rabbit, you're right.
Unfortunately, thinking isn't
one of the things I do best.
There, that should do it, Owl.
You'll be flying in no time.
Are you quite certain
that badminton racquets
are a suitable substitute
for wings?
Oh, they've never
failed me before.
But then,
I've never tried them before.
Now you're getting
the hang of it, buddy bird!
It's just like flying,
only using your legs.
I say, what a wonderful feeling
to be elevated back
to my natural habitat.
Oh, to breathe the clean,
fresh air.
To gaze across the
I will now make Tigger
vanish into thin air.
Uh, will everyone
please cover their eyes?
Abracadabra!
Abra-kazang!
Tigger vanish!
Go where?
What a wonderful trick, Piglet.
Not only did you make
Tigger disappear,
you made everyone else
disappear, too.
Now they're back!
- Amazing!
- Hello.
Eyeore!
What are you doing here?
You're supposed
to be cheering up Owl.
Tried to,
but he's too depressed.
I hate being around
those gloomy types.
I still don't understand
why he can't fly.
Perhaps it's only in his head.
Owls don't have feathers
in their head.
Do they?
Well, not that I know of.
I think Owl needs me.
Maybe there's something
I can do.
I wish I knew what it was.
Owl, would you like to see
one of my magic tricks?
No, thank you, Piglet.
I'd rather sit,
staring at nothing
nothing at all.
But this trick never fails.
Abracadabra, abra-cabai!
Make me go up very, very high.
But not too high.
- Yipe!
- Piglet, you're flying!
I say, do you think
your magic might work on me?
I don't see why not.
If it can make a Piglet fly,
it should work wonders
on an owl.
Well, then by all means,
please try it on me.
All right,
but you must repeat after me.
Hocus pocus, ollie-ocus.
Hocus pocus, ollie-ocus.
Fly hither, fly wither!
Fly every ither.
Owl go up there somewhere.
I don't believe I'm flying.
I think you have
to flap your wings.
Of course.
It's been so long, I forgot.
Piglet, it worked!
I'm airborne!
You did it, Piglet.
But why didn't you mention
that magic spell before?
I guess I just made it up.
Well, that's a lucky thing
that you made up
the right spell.
And thanks to Piglet's magic,
Owl got his feathers
and can fly again.
Pooh! These aren't Owl's
feathers, they're mine!
You mean, now you
won't be able to fly?
Oh, bother.
Maybe Piglet's spell
will work on you, too.
No, Pooh!
The feathers are for my pillow!
Don't you remember the pillow
fight we had the other night?
Oh, yes. Now that you
mention it, I do remember.
I guess it must have slipped
my mind.
Silly old bear.
Excuse me, but I can finally
pull a rabbit out of a hat,
I think.
- Do you wanna see it?
- Sure, Piglet. We'd love to.
Abracadabra, abra-kazaam.
Appear, rabbit.
I command
if it's not too much trouble.
Oh, dear.
Maybe I should give up magic
and try something
a little less confusing?
Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪