Adventure Time: Side Quests (2026) s01e19 Episode Script

[crows cawing]
[penguins chirp]
- [all cheering]
- [screeches]
- [opening theme song playing]
- Adventure time ♪
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispering] Side Quests.
[mythical music playing]
[whimsical music playing]
[Jake] Okay, we're in position.
[PRINCESS Bubblegum]
All right, boys.
[static] See that wall
up there?
Yes, ma'am. Wall.
[static] An enclave
of mountain gnomes
built that wall
to wall themselves
off from the outside wall,
- I mean, world.
- [mimics static]
Copy that, Princess Bubblegum.
[mimics static]
Read you loud and clear.
[mimics static]
- [static] Then, stop.
- Sorry.
[Princess Bubblegum]
Something's not right in there.
I've been hearing some weird
rumors about some quack,
calling himself
the King of something.
Probably a larf.
But I need you to investigate
with your dog and boy eyes.
I've got plenty
of those, Princess.
[Princess Bubblegum] Now, go.
Report back with updates
and make sure everything inside
is in accordance with the law.
[line disconnects]
[both] Hmm, hmm, hmm.
[Finn] Sneak, sneak,
sneak, sneak, sneak.
Sneak!
And sneak!
And sneak.
- [thudding]
- Hello?
- Whoa!
- Uh! We were just--
Would you like to join us?
Everyone is welcome
into our gated
mountain serenity compound.
Please, follow me.
I'll show you around.
- Whoa!
- [metal clanging]
What are you guys building?
Ooh, that will be the crown
jewel of our communal estate!
The "very important persons
only act fast now
availability limited
time-share loft."
For the King.
[all] His Holiness,
the one true King of Ooo.
And a select few
of the King's besties.
The king of Ooo?
I didn't know we had a king
Oh! Oh! Oh! I see movement!
The King may soon
present himself.
[all] His Holiness,
the one true King of Ooo.
Oh. Y'all have to do
that every time.
- [gnome 1] Do you see him?
- [gnome 3] Where is he?
[gnome 2] Is he coming out?
[sniffs]
Smells like a con-dude.
[gasps] Unlawful!
Okay. It's knock-knock time.
[all gasping]
[gnome 1] He approaches
the door.
Knock, knock.
Huh-- Oh!
Guests! Hi!
Welcome to my
air-conditioned private,
see-here-clearly
posted-on-the-entrance
humble living quarters.
Whoa, hang on a sec!
Hey, isn't this blimp
supposed to be
some kinda luxury communal
shared living space?
It's a zep.
Where are all the other very
important people gonna sleep?
There's only one bed!
[all murmuring] One bed?
What about his besties?
A-ha! Keen observation,
dog friend,
but,
this bed is actually a futon.
[gnome 1 and gnome 3]
It's a futon.
[gnome 2] It's a futon.
So, you're just kickin' in here
with the AC blasting?
'Tis my burden
to toil away at my desk
while the un-chosen
- labor freely outside.
- [all sighing]
- Oh, the air.
- So nice on my skin.
Excuse me
while I shut the door.
[King of Ooo] This stuff's
not cheap!
What? You don't share the air?
Rude.
Only one chosen one
and one or two of his
closest besties may be chosen.
[all gnomes] Mmm.
Kind of sounds like
you're milking a situation
with a bunch of made-up
stuff, dude.
And that's [smacks lips]
messed up.
- [indistinct chatter]
- What do you mean messed up?
[all murmuring] All messed up.
Uh, how could I just
make this stuff up
when it's all been foretold
in The Prophecy?
Hmm?
- [all squealing]
- [all] The Prophecy!
The Prophecy is true.
It has been foretold
according to gnomish legend
on the ancient gnomish scroll.
[scroll rustling]
Whoa!
[King of Ooo] End times,
giant feast
Ah yes, here's the part
about my zep,
clearly written in writing.
[all cheering] It's true.
Hold up.
That last one
was written in jelly
with peanut butter
fingerprints all over it.
Look at that.
[smacking lips] Mmm.
- Purple.
- No, no, no.
The Prophecy is true.
And oh my, what's this?
Something about
two legendary heroes?
[all] Legendary heroes!
Why, yes! It must
be the two of you.
Legendary who?
That sounds like
more peanut butter
baloney to me.
The words of the ancient
gnome scroll do not lie.
Even the peanut butter stuff.
You are the heroes of legend.
And I can prove it.
- [mythical music playing]
- The heroes of gnomes
will possess powers, three.
With but a pebble,
an avalanche will be.
Jake, can we really do this?
I don't know, man.
It can't hurt to try.
- All right, gnomies.
- Yeah.
We're gonna create
avalanches now.
[both groaning rhythmically]
[clapping]
[Jake and Finn together]
Avalanche.
[wind whooshing]
Sorry, guys. Didn't work.
[all murmuring] Oh, no.
Mm.
Oh! An avalanche.
[mimics rumbling]
Oh, you missed it.
Oh! It was an avalanche.
The heroes caused an avalanche.
[cheering]
[gnome 3] Oh, wow!
I didn't see an avalanche.
Well, you don't gotta see
Quantum Bigfoot
to know it's real.
Hmm. That's true.
- [triumphant music playing]
- With the clap of their hands,
thunder will sound.
[clapping]
[thundering]
[all cheering] Yay!
Did we just do that?
On the top of their heads,
two hats will be found.
Ta-da! Wait.
Oh dang, I only got one hat on!
Sorry, guys.
Ah, but the heroes are
wearing two hats right now,
- you see?
- What are you talking about?
[King of Ooo] You are
already wearing a hat.
- [Finn gasping]
- [all gasping]
And look. Jake has hats
underneath his hat.
Oh, what?
Two hats at once?
By Glob, these boys
truly are the heroes.
Wait, what? Oh, I guess I am.
Hurray!
[all cheering]
- The heroes are here!
- It's really them!
Huzzah!
Now take that powerful
celebratory energy
and let's get that zep done.
[all gnomes cheering]
You're our heroes!
[metal clanging]
Jake, I'm starting to think
that maybe, we really
are the heroes.
Yeah, I was just thinking
the same thing.
But, how can it be?
I mean, is it so crazy?
We do awesome
hero stuff all the time.
[gasping] That's so true.
[gnome 1 singing] Oh heroes!
Are you ready
to indulge in your
legendary hero VIP amenities?
[Finn and Jake] Huh?
- [happy music playing]
- [both] Oh yeah! Woo-hoo!
[chomping and gulping]
- Oh, yeah!
- Woo-hoo!
[water splashing]
[both] Ah.
[both gnomes] Try our
new gnomeberry slushies.
[both] Whoa.
[both slurping]
[both] Ah!
- We are definitely the heroes.
- [both chuckle softly]
Should we be concerned
with the heroes
interfering with our plan?
[laughs cunningly]
No worries, Toronto, old chum.
Our plan is proceeding
gnometastically.
- [metal clanging]
- By the time they catch on,
they will have slurped
their last slushie.
[laughs wickedly]
[phone ringing]
[groaning] Princess Bubblegum?
[Princess Bubblegum] Jake,
what happened?
Are you injured?
The jet's hitting
the sweet spot.
[Jake moaning]
Everything's cool here, PB.
We've been eating snacks
and drinking gnome slushies
in the Serenity hot tub.
[Princess Bubblegum]
Serenity what?
That guy you thought
was a fraud?
He's the King of Ooo.
[Princess Bubblegum] I'm sorry.
The King of Ooo?
Yeah. Turns out
we can work miracles.
I don't see anything wrong, PB.
The King's just
building a blimp.
Well, the gnomes
are doing it for him.
It's not a crime.
[Princess Bubblegum] This is
much bigger than I thought.
Stay right where you are,
and keep
an eye out for deceivers.
It is time.
[gnomes in sing-song]
It's time.
[Jake and Finn] It's time.
- Sorry PB. It's time.
- [water splashing]
[Jake and Finn chanting]
It's time.
It's time. It's time.
It's time.
[Princess Bubblegum]
Finn? Jake?
[static gurgling]
- [Jake and Finn] It's time.
- [electricity crackling]
It's time. It's time.
- [gnome] They're here.
- [gnomes chanting] It's time.
[chanting continues]
It's time. It's time.
[singing] It's time.
- [crowd cheering]
- Hey, uh,
what is it time for, actually?
Please lie upon the altar.
[both] All right.
Our heroes must venture
into the belly
of the gigantic elder gnome
to make the ultimate
snackrifice.
- [gnomes chattering]
- Snack-a-who?
[gnome 2] it's a portmanteau
of snack and sacrifice!
[cheering] Woo-hoo!
Wait. So the legendary heroes
get fed to a giant gnome?
Uh, you want me
to read it again?
- [both angrily] Hmm.
- [wind whooshing]
- Aw, biscuits.
- [gasps] Deceiver.
It was a fraud all along.
Hah! Now that's some
pro-level investigating.
- Nice.
- [hands clapping]
And the best part is we got him
right before the King
- escaped with a free blimp.
- [engine whirring]
[laughing] Oh.
Thanks again, for the zep.
And good luck with gnomageddon!
[gnomes gasping]
What do we do?
Calm down, everyone.
The King of Ooo is a big fraud.
We aren't the legendary heroes.
Gnomageddon isn't real.
The heroes are so funny.
Of course, it's real.
[gnomes crying]
[groaning and thumping]
[thudding]
[roaring]
But if The Prophecy is real
Then that would mean
[both exclaiming] We are
the legendary heroes!
- [screaming in terror]
- [roaring]
[gnomes screaming]
[all] Save us, heroes!
Jake, can you get small for me?
You got it.
With but a pebble
Oh! I'm pickin' up,
what you're putting down.
An avalanche will be!
[both] With the clap of their
hands, thunder will sound!
- [thundering]
- [groaning]
[Finn] On top of their heads
Two pointy hats
- [both] will be found.
- [crashing]
- [crying]
- [thuds on ground]
[triumphant music playing]
The Prophecy
has been fulfilled.
But our home is
completely obliterated.
Where will we go?
[gnome 2] What should
we do, oh hero?
The gnome heroes say
that you can live
in that hole.
[chanting] Promised
hole, promised hole!
[cheering]
- Haha! The heroes save the day.
- Yeah!
What the heck happened here?
Where is the King of Ooo?
And why are all the
gnomes in that volcano?
[explosion]
[closing theme music playing]
Come along with me ♪
And the butterflies
and bees ♪
We can wander
through the forest ♪
And do so as we please ♪