Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e19 Episode Script

1
You're totally wrong!
I am not! You are!
I'm not listening. La la la la!
Me, neither. La la la la!
Yeah, that's probably what it would sound like
if we ever had an argument.
Hey, Kel, how's fencing club going?
I lost my match. But it's cool.
It's not about winning or losing.
It's about having fun.
3, 2, 1
Why can't I win?
Our bonehead coach
thinks we need to get a killer instinct.
Pfft. I told him.
You told him what?
That I appreciated his
comments. And then I handed out
marshmallow treats to the other team.
Out of my way.
You guys see the new girl Leslie?
We're perfect for each other.
One of us is a major hottie
who knows how to fill out a pair of skinny jeans.
The other is her.
Deal with it.
Okay. New girl is super pretty.
Oh, man!
Relax! She's a girl not a werewolf.
Or so she'd have us believe!
I know her. We went to summer camp 4 years ago.
Skinner, remember Camp Rojapiki?
Camp Rojapiki?
Oh, that was the summer before I cut my hair.
[Man] Ice cream!
Heh heh. I had a headache that whole summer.
Well, I remember.
And that girl was crazy in love with me.
Scary crazy.
When I told her she could never have my love,
she lost her mind.
That girl lost her mind because
she could never have your love?
Sorry, that was rude.
That girl lost her mind because
she could never have your love?
She had a major case of the Buckets.
Dude, she looks kind of normal.
Fine. I see I'm going to have to prove it.
But when she rips off my shirt
to get a look at my muscles,
you guys are buying me a new shirt.
Here are my digits.
Oh, it just says "24."
Exactly. My bicep measurement.
[sighs]
Do not rip off my shirt.
Heh. Excuse me. Do I know you?
Heh. "Do I know you?"
Bucket. Camp Rojapiki.
Oh, yeah. I went there. Did you?
Come on, it's me. The B-man. Your camp crush.
Arms of a Greek god. Your words, not mine.
Okay. You're starting to freak me out.
So I'm just going to go to class now.
Told ya. Coo-coo.
I wake up, get in motion ♪
Get me to the ocean, here we go ♪
It's all about the sunshine
and the current ride ♪
All the days I walk by, hello ♪
You know that when the surf rolls in ♪
That's when big waves
really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
Life is just a curl, and
the summer never ends ♪
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
You know it's always epic ♪
When I'm hanging with my friends ♪
Ohh-oh-ohh ♪
Here we go again ♪
Can you believe how that new girl
Leslie pretended not to be in love with me?
Yeah. She is off her rocker.
By the way, I'm thinking of asking her out.
Dude, you can't do that. She's dangerous.
Do you know on the last day of camp,
she swore she'd get revenge on me
for not taking her to the camp dance?
On the last day, she gave
me a crazed look and said,
"I'll be back again one day."
Oh, she sounds like Frosty the Snowman.
That dude is scary!
Aah!
Three Pieces was flattened
by a giant steamroller!
You'll be missed, tiny dancer.
Skinner. It's a cut-out!
It's part of my new marketing
campaign to attract more customers.
What do you think?
I think it's obvious you don't
know anything about marketing.
Oh, really? Would someone who
knows nothing about marketing
have arranged an in-store appearance
by the one and only Justin Beaver.
No way! Justin Bieber?
Not Justin Bieber.
Justin
Beaver.
Hey, that dude's a possum!
I know that. But who's going to come down
and see Justin Possum?
Always thinking, boys.
Leslie. What is she doing here?
She joined my fencing club. Hey, guys.
Leslie, may I say you are looking
very unwerewolfish today.
Thank you.
You guys, turns out Leslie's an awesome fencer.
She's helping me find my killer instinct.
Check this out.
Hey, Piper, give me back
that dollar I lent you. Pronto.
Or tomorrow's good. No biggie.
Okay, Leslie. Let's stop the games
and put our cards on the table, shall we?
I'm sorry?
For years ago you fell, fell hard,
for a bright-eyed, impish scamp
who looked irresistible in
his Camp Rojapiki uniform.
Who could blame you?
Oh, boy!
I promised you a dance that never happened.
And now, years later,
you can't help but notice how nice
this peach has ripened.
Please stop talking! Please stop talking!
I'll see you later, Kelly.
Move, Justin Beaver.
Dance, sing!
Do something, you teen dream!
Aah! Justin! Get it off!
Bad possum! Aah!
Now are you ready for my marketing help?
Yes, please.
Skinner, tell me the big news.
After 7 painful years of trying,
I finally got that jellybean out of my ear.
Tell him about your date.
Oh, yeah! I asked Leslie out. And she said yes.
What? Dude, no. She's nuts.
[sighs] Bucket, Leslie's a great girl.
Really? Where'd you get that scratch? Fencing?
Leslie probably did that.
Not on purpose.
Oh, no!
She probably sees you as competition for my love.
That scratch is a clear warning.
"Stay away from my man candy."
Man candy?
Waitress, can I get some water?
Aah! She works here?
She probably did something to our food.
Bucket!
Ugh!
Yeah. I can't eat this now.
I'd have to use my archenemy, the spoon.
Oh, how he must be enjoying this little moment.
[French accent] well, well, well.
Looks like you have a little problem.
How will you eat your precious taquito now?
Bon appétit, Skinner!
Why must all silverware be French?
Bucket, this has to stop.
Leslie's not into you, and I can prove it.
How? A double date.
You and I pose as a couple
and hang out with Skinner and Leslie tonight.
You and I? On a date?
If she's really that into you,
she won't be able to stand by
and watch you act all
lovey-dovey with another girl, right?
Bucket?
Can you hear me?
Skinner, is he okay?
Skinner?
Skinner?
Oh, sorry. You got to speak up!
I got a jellybean stuck again.
Making a commercial to drum up
business for the store was a great idea, Piper.
What are you doing?
Finding your good side.
And which side is it?
Okay, let's film a commercial.
Uh, Piper, no offense.
But do you think you
have what it takes to direct?
Big guy, need I remind you of the
film I wrote and directed last year?
Skinnerman.
Thank you for saving me, Skinnerman.
No problem, Madam President.
Shall I fly you back to the White House?
Yes. I'll have my chef
make you the biggest taco
the world has ever seen.
Awesome! Aah!
Now, just like the script says.
You're high energy. You're wacky
Three Pieces. You're slashing prices!
Piper, you forget I'm well-versed
in the ways of the theater.
It thrills me that the world
finally gets to see the talents
that, until today, were only
enjoyed by the good people
at the Sherwood Retirement Community.
Yeah, that's a hot crowd.
Chair!
And action.
[British accent] Oh, hello.
I didn't see you there.
I'm Wacky Three Pieces.
Do you know my prices are so low
that some people think I'm positively crackers?
Cut! What was that?
You're supposed to be wacky, not British.
Oh, poppycock!
I thought my performance was smashingly bonkers.
I can't work like this!
Ugh!
[crash]
I'll be in my trailer! Hmpf!
Hey, Skinner, is that you? Small world.
Kelly, so surprising to accidently see you here.
I got us a table for 4 just like you asked.
What?
Oh, hey, Les. My boyfriend
and I were just out for a stroll.
We're dating. Kels and I are totally in love.
And we don't care who knows it!
Well, we care a little.
Uh, you don't mind if us lovebirds join you guys.
I mean, why would you, right?
Sit. I didn't know you guys were a couple.
You look cute together.
Hear that? She thinks we look cute together.
Well, then I'm sure she doesn't
care when we Eskimo kiss.
Not at all.
Oh, yeah? Well, what about this?
It makes me feel safe.
[gasps]
I knew it! You couldn't stand
to see your hunky boy-toy
in the arms of another.
So you knocked this sign over with your foot!
I didn't knock anything over.
So what? You're just saying
it magically tipped over and almost killed me?
You're busted, sicko!
Sorry.
They refuse to bolt this sign down.
It's blown over like a million times.
Who wants Eskimo kisses?
Teddy, I specifically asked for hot pastrami!
Hot! Ugh!
Interns!
Piper, I've thought about your notes,
how I can ratchet up the wacky and
look!
I'm wearing a riding hat.
But I don't own a horse.
How wacky am I?
Yeah. You're nuts.
Look, I've made a couple
of adjustments to the script.
I'm giving you a sidekick.
Did somebody order a star?
Aloe's ready for his close-up.
But this is my store. I'm the star.
He's just a sidekick.
Hey, this script says I have
to take my shirt off at the end.
This goes against our contract, Piper.
Fine, you can pull your
shirt off at the beginning.
Thank you!
Okay, let's rehearse this bad boy.
Action.
[British accent] Hello. I'm Wacky Three Pieces.
See me hat? And I don't own a horse!
And I'm Aloe,
varsity surf captain and charming bad boy.
I am phat!
And when I want to buy surf
stuff at a reasonable price,
I head to Riptown Surf.
Bet you'll see me there,
shirtless if you're lucky.
Open daily until 9:00!
I'm wacky, love!
I think we got it.
Go. Go.
Go. I'm going. I'm going.
Hey, Leslie.
I just wanted to tell you I'm really sorry.
I thought you were still hung up on me from camp.
But, uh, obviously that's not the case.
Don't worry about it.
Buy me an ice cream after school
and we'll call it even?
I know the perfect place.
Looks like Bucket and Leslie made up.
Can you believe he thought
she was obsessed with him?
Oh, wait. Leslie, your book.
[sigh] Oh, well.
Uh-oh.
Has anyone seen Skinner?
Aah! Ugh.
Never mind, I found him.
Skinner!
Oh, hey, Kel. Do not try
to fly with palm tree wings.
It doesn't work.
Skinner, Bucket was right!
Leslie is out to get him.
She's a total nut job.
I found this in her locker.
I'm Bucket.
I promise to take girls to camp dances
and then don't.
I must be taught a lesson!
Do toy stores really sell these?
We need to find him,
but I don't know where they went after school.
Wait. I think I do. We got to go.
Gammy, fire up your police
car and meet me at the beach.
Use the sirens!
Your gammy's a cop?
No.
Um, Piper, about this new script.
It seems like Aloe has all my lines.
Three Pieces, stop being so insecure.
You're still the star.
Now, if you could just scrunch down
behind the clothes racks a bit more.
Great.
Let's rehearse this. Action.
Hi, I'm Aloe,
varsity surf captain and charming bad boy. Phat!
And when I want to buy
surf stuff at a reasonable price
I head down to Riptown
Surf. Maybe I'll see you there.
Isn't that right, Wacky Three Pieces?
Yes.
Oh, he's wacky!
Cut! Awesome!
Let's take 5 then film this sucker.
Teddy, this is perfect.
Thank you.
Now, bring me another one just like it! [Sighs]
what kind of ice cream store
doesn't want customers
to know where it's located?
It seems bad for business.
Okay. Take off your blindfold.
What? This is the old lodge at Camp Rojapiki.
Hold on a second.
We're not here for ice cream, are we?
Four years ago, you promised
to take me to the camp dance,
and then you backed out. I had a headache?
Wrong!
I saw you, Bucket.
Instead of going to the dance with me,
you were hanging out with
some long-haired yellow poodle.
It wasn't a poodle. That was Skinner.
Well, tonight we make things right.
Get into the other room and
put on your Rojapiki uniform.
You owe me that dance!
[dance]
I knew you were hung up on me!
Darn these good looks!
Anyways, since clearly you're nuts,
I'll just be leaving now.
Oh, ho ho.
You're not going anywhere.
I'm a guy. You're a girl. Like you could stop me.
Mommy!
Leslie,
this camp uniform doesn't quite fit
the way it used to.
Just get out here. It's time to boogie!
Okay. We can go now.
No! Aah! Ooh!
What happened to you, Bucket?
Back in the camp days,
you used to seem so sweet and caring.
The way you looked after that giant guinea pig.
Again, that was Skinner.
It's time.
[funk] Do the Bucket.
The Bucket?
My signature dance move?
You don't deserve to see--
Do the Bucket!
Now listen, everybody,
to the story that I tell ♪
You want to move your body
and you want to move it well ♪
Shake it to the left, shake it to the right ♪
Shake it down the middle
and you're feeling out of sight ♪
When you can't do the form never ever tuck it ♪
That's the only way that
you'll ever do the Bucket ♪
The Bucket, the Bucket ♪
The Bucket freestyle ♪
Ahh. Oh, no.
She's electrocuting him!
Wait. Maybe not.
Oh, hey!
Are you feeling bad because
Leslie was only using you?
No. It's Bucket.
I begged him to take dance lessons. Begged him!
Okay. We need to get him out of there.
Stay here. I've got this.
Bucket, fear not!
I'm here to save the day.
Geronimo!
[ripping]
Ahh. Ugh.
Leslie, did you have to put me up here, too?
Let us down.
I'd get comfortable if I were you,
because you guys aren't going anywhere.
[Kelly] Think again, Leslie.
No one messes with my friends.
Hiya!
That's what I meant to
do. Right there. Nice, Kel!
Kel, you don't want to take me on.
We both know you have no killer instinct.
That's why you've never won a fencing match.
Now, go on. You can leave now.
Sorry, guys
for making you wait up there
while I kick crazy chick butt!
Get her! All right, Kel!
I hope we get off this moose before he wakes up.
Looks like you lost again.
Not exactly.
Hiya!
Ugh! Ohh.
Game over, crazy cakes.
You did it! You won!
[chanting] Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!
Guys. Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!
Hey! Ugh!
I need to get this today, people.
Where's my spritzer?!
Make me glisten!
When this commercial airs,
my phenomenal cheekbones
will do what presidents, kings,
and the Kardashians have all failed to do--
Give people hope.
Places, everyone.
Can I talk to you about that?
You have me stuck here behind a changing curtain.
Yeah. We can still kind of see
you behind the clothes racks.
Places!
Only because I'm a professional!
And action.
Hi. I'm Aloe,
varsity surf captain and charming bad boy.
Phat!
When I want to buy surf
stuff at a reasonable price,
I head to Riptown Surf.
Maybe you'll see me there,
shirtless if you're lucky.
What do you think, Justin Beaver?
Ha ha. Thank you.
You have great hair, too.
Ugh.
That's it!
Riptown Surf is my store!
Mine! I'm Wacky Three Pieces!
I'm the one slashing prices!
Tell them, Justin! Tell the world!
Whoo-hoo. Aah!
Aah! Aah! [possum screaming]
And cut! That was perfect.
Perfect? He was blocking my
biceps for, like, half the commercial.
If you knew what you were talking about,
you'd be behind the camera.
Expect a call from my people.
Three Pieces,
I was worried I'd never get
the performance out of you.
You mean, you meant for me to freak out?
That's the wacky guy I needed everyone to see.
I told you I'm an awesome director.
We got our commercial.
You're a smart little girl, Piper.
Hey, since you're so smart,
you think you could find out
if being bitten 15 times by a possum's
something to be worried about?
Piper, sales are way up!
My commercial's been creating major buzz.
Maybe I could use this to get
Skinnerman 2 off the ground.
[sighs]
Hey, I still didn't get my taco!
Shh.
Just keep flying around, my sweet.
Sorry we've been gone. We had to
deal with this incredibly beautiful girl
who was totally obsessed with me.
Bucket, are you going to keep staying that
to literally everyone we run into?
[sighs] Yep.
Just goes to prove the power of the Bucket.
Oh, boy.
You shake it to the left ♪
You shake it to the right ♪
Make it stop! Make it stop!
You shake it down the middle ♪
And you're feeling out of sight ♪
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