Level Up (2012) s01e19 Episode Script

BUT THIS LITTLE PING-PONG PLAYER
SWAG ON, ALL YOU NEED
IS HEART.
NOT DEPTH PERCEPTION.
UH!
KIND OF AWESOME.
I'M KJ FROM "TOMORROW'S
SUPERSTARS."
STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK
FOR AN EXCLUSIVE KJ INTERVIEW
WITH DAVENTRY HILLS HIGH'S
OWN LYLE HUGGINSON.
THAT'S RIGHT, HUGG MAN IN THE
HOUSE, TSS WILL BRING YOU THE
DEAL.
WHAT!
I'M GONNA BE ON TV.
KJ AND HIS CREW ARE GOING
TO BE FOLLOWING ME AROUND
ALL WEEK FILMING MY MAJESTIC
FOOTBALL SKILLS.
AND YOUR MAJESTIC HUMBLENESS.
SURE, THAT TOO.
PLUS THEY'RE GOING TO BE
INTERVIEWING ALL MY FRIENDS.
OH!
WE'RE GOING TO BE
ON TV TOO?
OKAY.
WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?
OKAY, ALL I HAVE
ARE STRIPED SHIRTS
AND THEY MAKE MY HEAD
LOOK TINY.
WYATT, YOUR HEAD'S GOING TO LOOK
LIKE THAT NO MATTER WHAT.
I ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE TO FIND
SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.
ME TOO, I'VE GOT THESE
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK SCUBA FLIPPERS.
WHOA, WHOA.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET THEM
INTERVIEW YOU.
LOOK, THIS IS VERY IMPORTAN
FOR MY COLLEGE FOOTBALL CAREER.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DO
SOMETHING WEIRD.
ME? DO SOMETHING WEIRD?
NEVER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
EATING.
CASE CLOSED.
[CHEWING]
MR. MAX, IT STILL WON'T PRINT.
THIS IS WORSE THAN EXPLAINING
TECHNOLOGY TO MY MOM.
I TOLD YOU, CLICK FILE
THEN PRINT.
[COMPUTER SINGS INDISTINCTLY]
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I JUST CLICKED AND THEN--
YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU ONE MORE
TIME.
TRY AND KEEP UP.
YES!
SO THAT'S TWO MORE GHOSTS
BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE LYLE
IS EMBARRASSED OF ME. ME.
I MEAN THINK ABOUT ALL
THE STUFF YOU DO.
HE'S JUST PARANOID
ABOUT HIS FOOTBALL CAREER.
DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE STILL
ONE OF HIS BEST FFS.
I'M GOING TO SHOW LYLE
I CAN BE NORMAL.
EVEN IF I HAVE TO PULL
A CRAZY STUN
ON CAMERA TO DO IT.
DANTE, DON'T.
TWO WORDS?
THAT'S YOUR WHOLE ARGUMEN
TO STOP ME?
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE
ENCOURAGING ME.
NO, I'M NOT.
I'M JUST DISTRACTED.
BLAM!
LOOKS LIKE GHOST TOWN IS NOW
ALIVE TOWN.
NO, YOU STILL GOT ONE GHOSTY GUY
LEFT TO UNGHOST.
WHAT?
[BELL RINGS]
WELL, JUST HAVE TO FINISH
UNGHOSTING GHOST TOWN LATER.
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
SCHOOL'S STARTING.
NO MORE LEARNING FOR YOU.
OH!
IT'S COLD TODAY.
SLAMMING, MATE.
YEAH, YEAH.
LET'S TRY UNO MAS WHERE YOU'RE
SURPRISED TO SEE IT,
BUT NOT TOO SURPRISED HERE
BECAUSE YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE A HOT COMOD, YEAH?
OKAY.
A LITTLE LESS, MATE.
BETTER.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE ONE, YEAH.
[SIGHS]
[BOTH]
OH, NO.
NATALIE.
I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT OBVIOUSLY.
BUT YOU HAVE TO CHANGE
INTO SOMETHING ELSE.
WHY? YOU'RE THE ONE
COPYING ME.
WE ARE NOT GOING DOWN
THE COPY ROAD.
WE'RE ABOVE THAT.
KJ IS INTERVIEWING US TOGETHER
BECAUSE OF STUDENT GOVERNMENT.
AND IF ONE OF US DOESN'T CHANGE,
WE'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE
CREEPY TWINS.
OH, I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING ELSE TO WEAR.
WELL, NEITHER DO I.
I GUESS WE'LL LOOK LIKE
CREEPY TWINS, THEN.
I GUESS SO.GOOD.
I LOVE BEING CREEPY.
ME TOO.
GREAT.
[DEEP BREATHING]
FINE!
I'LL CHANGE INTO SOMETHING.
BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'M A
KIND AND CONSIDERATE PERSON
WHO'S NOT DEFINED
BY MY APPEARANCE.
COPYCAT.KIND AND CONSIDERATE!
ARGH!
SO, PROVIDED YOU HAVE A
BASIC UNDERSTANDING
OF QUANTUM MECHANICS,
IT'S SIMPLE TO SEE WHY LYLE
IS SO GOOD AT FOOTBALL.
YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT HE SAID.
SCIENCE IS WHY
I'M SO GOOD.
GREAT STUFF, WYATT.
WE'RE MOST DEF NO
GOING TO EDIT OU
ALL THAT PHYSICS STUFF.
LOSE IT, ALL OF IT.
OKAY, LYLE.
PREPARE TO BE COMPLIMENTED
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
LYLE ROCKS! LYLE ROCKS!
LYLE ROCKS!
NO, DANTE! NO!
YEOW!
WHOA!
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
BUT I CAN STILL DO THIS.
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU
LOOK GOOD.
BUT THEN A LOT OF PAIN HAPPENED.
I TOLD YOU THAT THIS WAS
IMPORTANT TO ME.
BUT YOU HAD TO GO DO SOMETHING
WEIRD AND TURN IT INTO A JOKE.
NO ABOUT, I WAS TRYING
TO HELP.
IT WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT.
NO, THE ONLY FREAK HERE
IS YOU DANTE!
KJ, I'M TAKING FIVE.
OH!
A LEAK IN THE SCHOOL.
GREAT KOOKA BOOKA.
OKAY, PEEPS, LY-DOG'S
TAKING A FINSKY.
LET'S THE STUDENT GOV INTERVIEWS
WITH THOSE CREEPY TWIN GIRLS.
BOTH: [LAUGHING, SIGHING]
WEREN'T YOU DRESSED LIKE, TO
DIFS BEFORE?
I MEAN, YOU GOT A COUPLE
MINUTES, TO SWIPPY SWAP
OUT OF YOUR PHYS ED THREADS
IF YOU WANT.
THIS IS WHAT I'M WEARING.
SO
NO? JUST FILM HER
FROM HERE UP, WOULD YOU?
YOU SHOULD CONSIDER BRINGING A
STAIN STICK TO SCHOOL.
[CRACKS NECK AND KNUCKLES]
SHOULD BE RIGHT
HERE.
HEY.
OH!
[SCREAMS]
OH!
GHOST
D-D-D-D-DETENTION.
[SIGHS]
THE SCHOOL IS HAUNTED, LYLE.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
I CAN'T LEAK HUNT, MAN.
KJ AND HIS CAMERAS
ARE FOLLOWING ME AROUND
UNTIL TOMORROW'S BIG ASSEMBLY.
COME ON, DUDE, WE'RE NEVERFAIL.
WE GOT TO DO THIS TOGETHER.
OH THERE IS NO "TOGETHER"
UNTIL DANTE APOLOGIZES
FOR WRECKING MY INTERVIEW.
HEY, CHECK IT, CHECK IT.
LYLE, WE FINALLY GO
THE FOOTBALL TEAM
ASSEMBLED IN A
HUMAN PYRAMID, YEAH.
JUST NEED A QUICK PIC OF YOU,
STANDING ON TOP.
DUTY CALLS.
YOU GOT TO HELP ME
BUST THIS GHOST.
TEMPTING.
BUSTING DOES MAKE ME
FEEL GOOD.
BUT NO WAY. I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING UNTIL I GET BACK
AT LYLE.
HE EMBARRASSED ME
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.SO
YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF
ALL THE TIME.
YOU PANSTED YOURSELF AT LUNCH
JUST YESTERDAY.
SELF PANTING IS HILARIOUS
TURNABOUT ON AN OLD CLASSIC.
WHAT LYLE DID IS DIFFERENT.
THAT'S WHY I'M BRINGING
OUT THIS BABY.
YOU'RE GOING FISHING?
IT'S MY GET-BACK BOX.
MY BOX FOR ALL PURPOSE
REVENGE ESSENTIALS.
REVENTIALS, IF YOU WILL.
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING I NEED.
STINK BOMBS.
OH, YEAH. I USED THOSE UP
AFTER BARBARA PUT DEODORANT ON
ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.
ROTTEN GRAPEFRUIT.
OH YEAH, I ATE THAT.
WELL, I DEFINITELY HAVE
SOME TOILET PAPER IN HERE.
RIGHT.
I USED THAT UP AFTER
I ATE THE ROTTEN GRAPEFRUIT.
WELL, I GUESS I COULD JUST THROW
THE BOX AT LYLE AND RUN.
DANTE, LISTEN.
REVENGE NEVER
SOLVES ANYTHING.
IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS,
LYLE IS JUST GOING TO GE
REVENGE ON YOU
FOR GETTING REVENGE ON HIM.
AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO GE
REVENGE ON HIM
FOR THE REVENGE OF THE REVENGE,
AND IT'S NEVER GOING TO STOP.
BUT I GET REVENGE.YES, BUT
ALL I NEED IS IN HERE.
WHOA!
YOU'RE NEXT ON MY LIST,
GARBAGE CAN.
THEN NATALIE WILL JUST GE
REVENGE ON YOU
FOR GETTING REVENGE ON HER,
AND IT WILL NEVER STOP.
I KNEW IT.
NOT THAT I CARE ABOU
SUPERFICIAL THINGS.
BUT NATALIE MADE ME LOOK
TOTALLY U-GO.
AND NOW SHE'LL BE THE ONE
WHO IS U-GO.
[ALL]
OH!
DANG IT!
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN THE GIRLS ROOM?
TRYING TO CLEAN UP
THIS GRAFFITI OUTBREAK.
BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I DO ANYTHING NICE
FOR YOU GIRLS.
LISTEN, I SPOKE TO NATALIE.
SHE SAID SHE FELT BAD ABOU
WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT AS YOU.
SO SHE WENT HOME
AND CHANGED.
REALLY?YUP.
SHE SAID YOU LOOK
BETTER IN IT ANYWAY.
WELL THAT WAS NICE
OF HER.
OKAY, I'LL HELP YOU
FIND YOUR GHOST.
I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE WAYS TO
EXPLAIN HOW TO PRINT A PAPER.
YOU JUST CLICK FILE, THEN PRINT.
I DID IT.
GET OUT.
DID YOU KNOW BEING A TEACHER
MEANS HELPING PEOPLE?
THERE'S A LEAK IN THE SCHOOL
AND IT'S A GHOST.
A GHOST?
YES. FINALLY.
YOU'RE EXCITED
ABOUT A GHOST?
GHOST HUNTING IS MY FAVORITE
OUTLANDISH BILLIONAIRE HOBBY.
NEXT TO MOUNTAIN FIGHTING.
WHAT'S MOUNTAIN FIGHTING?
OH, THAT'S A STORY
FOR RIGHT NOW.
I WAS IN WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES.
MAX, HOW DO WE HUNT GHOSTS?
WITH GHOST GOGGLES.
PATENT PENDING, NO
GOVERNMENT APPROVED.
WHOA. HEAVY.
THEY ALLOW THE WEARER
TO SEE GHOSTS
EVEN WHEN THEY'RE INVISIBLE.
OH.
BINOCULAR LENS.
WHY ARE THESE NECESSARY?
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO GET CLOSE
TO A GHOST.
THEY'RE SCARY.
RIGHT GUYS, YOU'RE ALL
A HUMAN RIVER, YEAH.
THE L-TRAIN IS
A GOLDEN RAFT.
YEAH.BUT A RAFT MADE OF GOLD
WOULDN'T FLOAT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU, YOU'RE OUT.
AH, MAN.
WAIT, OH, HOLD UP,
WAIT A MINUTE.
RAFT IS SINKING. RAFT IS
SINKING. OH.
[THUD]
[WYATT]
SCHOOL'S OUT, LET'S BARD
THIS GHOST.
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
HEY, THAT GHOST WENT TOO FAR.
[SIGHS]
UH, ACTUALLY THAT ONE'S
BEEN UP THERE FOR OVER A YEAR.
DOESN'T LESSEN THE PAIN.OKAY.
[CHATTER]
WENT HOME AND CHANGED, HUH?
OH, LET IT GO.
WHOA!
[DISTANT LAUGHTER]
THIS WAY.
ALL: [SCREAMS]
THERE HE IS.
[WHIRRING]
[LAUGHTER]
OH, WENT RIGHT THROUGH HIM.
SPIRIT, WHY ARE YOU
HAUNTING THIS SCHOOL?
I'M NOT HAUNTING THIS SCHOOL.
I'M HAUNTING ALL OF YOU.
WHAT?
UH, WHAT DID WE
DO TO YOU?
IT'S NOT WHA
YOU DID TO ME.
IT'S WHAT YOU DID
TO MY WHOLE TOWN.
[GROWLS]
AH!
[LIGHTS SIZZLE]
UM.
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
I THINK I'M GOING
TO PUKE ICE CUBES.
[BELL RINGS]
I JUST NEED 1,000 BEES.
DUDE, I ONLY HAVE
SCHOOL SUPPLIES.
WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TRICKSTERY IN THERE? GLUE?
NO WAY, MAN. THEY DON'T LET ME
TRANSPORT THE GLUE.
I GOTTA WORK MY WAY
UP TO THAT.
I GOT PAINT.
DANTE.
WE FOUND THE GHOS
WITH MAX'S GHOST GOOGLES.
IT'S AFTER US.
SO, YOU NEED TO STOP THE WHOLE
REVENGE THING WITH LYLE,
AND HELP US BARD IT.
TO CONVINCE YOU, WE PREPARED A
PRESENTATION ON FRIENDSHIP.
FRIENDSHIP--WAIT!
I'VE BEEN WAY OUT OF LINE.
I'M GOING TO APOLOGIZE
TO LYLE RIGHT NOW.
WELL THAT WAS EASY.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
THANK THE DRAMA CLUB
FOR THAT GOVERNMENT MANDATED
AND SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING
SKIT ABOUT FIRE SAFETY.
[EXTINGUISHER HISSES]
[CLEARS THROAT]
AND NOW FOR THE REAL STUFF.
KJ!
NO NEED THAT, NO NEED.
ALL RIGHT, PEEPS, LET'S GE
EX-SIZZLED FOR MR. SWAGGER-ORONI
HIMSELF,
L HUGGS.
WHAT?
GET EXCITED FOR LYLE, GUYS.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
[SIGHS]
YOU'RE THE MAN, YOU'RE THE MAN.
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.
NAH AH. NOT AGAIN.
LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOU
EVERYTHING.
I SCREWED UP, OKAY?YEAH.
BUT WE HAVE TO MOVE
PAST THIS.
THEY'RE BIGGER
THINGS AT STAKE.
THAT GHOST IS ON
THE LOSE AT SCHOOL.
I WON'T EVER MAKE YOU
LOOK WEIRD AGAIN.
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
I MEAN IT WAS PRETTY SILLY
FOR US TO BE ARGUING LIKE THAT.
YES, THAT WAS SILLY.
AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO GET SERIOUS.
YOU SHOULD TRY ON
MAX'S GHOST GOGGLES.
SEE IF THEY FIT.
OH! GHOST!
[VARIOUS SHOUTS]
GHOST!
[SCREAMS]
[CHEERING]
[LAUGHTER]
OH, NO.
THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED
TO HAPPEN AT ALL.
WHAT DID YOU WAN
TO HAPPEN?
[SHOUTS]
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHING]
THAT.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
STUPID GHOST.
THE WHOLE SCHOOL
IS LAUGHING AT ME.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
THERE WERE SOME KIDS
THAT WERE OUT SICK.
DUDE, IT'S GOING TO BE
OKAY, ALL RIGHT?
AND I'M SORRY ABOU
THE REVENGE THING.
WITH THE PAINT.
IT'S THE LEAST OF MY PROBLEMS.COME HERE FOR A SEC.
JUST RAN OUT IN FRON
OF THE TV CAMERAS
DRESSED LIKE A HAMPER
WITH LEGS.
IT'S GOING TO BE IMPOSSIBLE
FOR ME TO BOUNCE BACK FROM THIS.
IF COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACHES
SEE THAT,
I'LL BE LUCKY IF I GET INTO
A CLOWN COLLEGE.
THAT WOULD BE LUCKY.
BOTH: [SIGHS]
DON'T YOU WORRY.
DR. DANTE'S GO
YOUR PRESCRIPTION.
LET'S GO. WAIT.
DANTE!OKAY.
HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THAT.
THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
UH-HUH. GREAT.
BECAUSE, THAT WAS
A SPECIAL SNEAK PEEK
AT DAVENTRY HILLS'
HOTTEST NEW DANCE CREW,
THE TOE JAMS!
HIT IT!
[HIP HOP]
INTRODUCING DANTE THE INFERNO.
WHEN I SAY TRAFFIC
YOU SAY JAM ♪
TRAFFIC JAM
TRAFFIC JAM
WHEN I SAY PEANUT BUTTER
SHE'LL SAY JAM ♪
PEANUT BUTTER JAM
PEANUT BUTTER JAM
WHEN I SAY JOKE
YOU SAY JAM ♪
JOKE [ALL] JAM
JOKE [ALL] JAM
INTRODUCING WYATT THE WIRE.
[CHEERING]
THIS IS OFF THE
AND LYLE, THE POPPIN' LOCK
MACHINE.
[CHEERING]
NICE, HE'S TAKING SOMETHING
THAT WE DISSED AND LAUGHED AT
AND MAKING IT AWESOME.
[LOUD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANKS, DANTE.
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE
WEIRD LOOK COOL.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
GUYS, I THINK I SERIOUSLY HUR
MY PELVIS.
LYLE, THAT WAS
FABUROCIOUS, MATE.
YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO GE
MORE OF YOU OUT.
TELL ME, TSS NEEDS TO GE
THE INSIDE WORD ON TOE JAMS.
AH, ANOTHER TIME, KJ.
WE GOT A GHOST TO HUNT.
IS THAT LIKE COOL SLANG
OR SOMETHING?
AH, IT MEANS WE'LL BRB
IN A NYC 60.
GOT A BUSINESS, BUSINESS.
COPY THAT, PLAYER.
SO COOL WITH THESE YOUNG ONES.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
I NEED TO TAKE TOE JAMS
TO THE STREETS.
SERIOUSLY.
WHERE'D THAT DEEJAY
COME FROM?
QUIET.
I THINK I SEE IT.
COME ON OUT, GHOST!
YOU CAN FLY BU
YOU CAN'T HIDE.
OH!
THIS WAY.
WHOA!
[BOTH]
AH!
[GROANS]UGH!
[LAUGHS]
OUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS.
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, GHOST?
I WANT REVENGE FOR MY TOWN.
THE GHOST TOWN?
BUT WE DID YOUR TOWN
A FAVOR.
WE BROUGHT EVERYBODY
BACK TO LIFE.
EXACTLY, AND NOW,
I HAVE NO ONE TO HANG OUT WITH.
THEY'RE ALL ALIVE DOING
A LOT OF STUFF LIKE EATING
AND NOT FADING THROUGH WALLS.
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAUNT US
UNTIL YOUR WHOLE TOWN
DIES AGAIN?
OR UNTIL EVERYONE'S ALIVE.
FROZEN BACK TO PINOCCHIO!
I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE.
I'M A REAL BOY.
I CAN RUN.
I CAN SKIP.
I CAN SKIP.
UH!
OH
I CAN FEEL PAIN.
GET READY TO FEEL SOME MORE.
[LOUD EXPLOSION]
DUDE, THAT WAS COLD.
SERIOUSLY.
HE JUST BECAME A REAL BOY
AND YOU BARELY LET HIM SKIP.
HE WAS A LEAK.
PLUS, HE DEFACED
SCHOOL PROPERTY.
I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS,
BUT REVENGE DOESN'
SOLVE ANYTHING.
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN ME AND LYLE.
WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED OUR FIGH
IF SOMEONE HAD JUST SPOKEN UP.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU, WYATT.
YET HERE YOU ARE,
TAKING REVENGE.
SHAME ON YOU.
[SCREAMS]
NATALIE!
I'LL TEACH YOU
WHO WORE IT BETTER.
[SCREAMS]
FOR THE LAST TIME,
YOU CLICK FILE AND THEN PRINT.
[MEOWS]
IT WORKED.
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING.
OKAY, SHUT IT DOWN
SO WE CAN GO HOME.
[SCREAMS]