The Doomies (2026) s01e19 Episode Script

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-[both shrieking]
-[all panting]
[shrieking continues]
[grunts]
[both roaring]
[all panting]
This is hopeless.
The whole town is after us.
[panting] Not everyone.
Just the ones in the mayor's pocket.
Oh, hey, Maurice.
[shrieking]
Guess the mayor's got a big pocket.
Great. We have no idea who we can trust.
[gasps]
[wheels squeaking]
Well, it's a good thing
I've got VIP access
to the Light Keepers' secret hideaway.
[chanting in unknown language]
[all gasp]
Hey, what's up, my Margot-heads?
Today I'm showing you
my latest look. Goth!
So, like and comment.
-[beeping]
-Oh. You're a lively bunch.
First comment from "Dweasel-23."
"This is so basic.
I'm gonna check out the Doomies channel."
[scoffs] Hey! Rude!
All those losers do is lore and gore.
-[beeps]
-"Sounds sick."
"Horror show.
I'm loving their monster makeovers."
-[beeping]
-Wait, stop! Why are you leaving?
[groans]
Since when did those Doomie dorks
get into the makeup game?
-Whoa, that is sick makeup.
-[gasps]
They must be using some funky filter.
-[roars]
-[shrieks]
[gasps, screams]
Welcome to
the Light Keepers' safe house. [chuckles]
-Uh, it's not much of a house.
-[clattering]
In fact, it's not much of anything.
Wait, do you have
the Light Keepers' number?
Can we call 'em
for backup to stop the mayor?
Er, we never actually hung out
or communicated much.
They're kinda intimidating.
You mean you could've asked them
to stop Mordam
-this whole time?
-[both groan]
Well, uh, y… No.
[stammers] It's complicated,
but everything turned out hunky-dory
with her. Right, Bobby?
Yes. Fine. Right, Bobby?
Like two peas in a human pod.
Uh, y-yeah. T-Totally.
Uh, Mordam who?
-[chuckles]
-Exactly.
Anyway, I suggest we keep our heads down…
-[groans]
-…and live here. Happily ever after.
-Me and Myrrh. [sighs]
-[groans]
[cawing]
Well, actually, five's kind of a crowd,
so maybe you ought
to find your own secret safe house.
Are you kidding me?
You need to contact the Council.
For all of us.
I can't. I blocked 'em from, uh, my mind.
[strains]
[groans] Nothing.
[scoffs] Forget it, Romy.
Let's leave Doug to his
"vintage brussels sprouts from 1974"
while we take our chances on the outside.
Uh, yeah. We could hide in the walls
of Aunt Jenny's diner, you know?
Just surviving on fresh, warm crêpes.
Like, crêpe suzette…
Or ham…
Nutty nonbrand chocolate.
-Buttery sugar.
-[groaning]
-Bacon.
-[slurps]
Enough! [groans] Fine.
I'll contact the Council.
Just let me… [stammers]
…unblock them first.
[strains]
-Unblocking.
-[Bobby] Hmm.
Follow me.
[Romy] Bobby?
[cackling]
Uh… Guys, wait up.
[toilet flushes]
Mom, I need a new phone!
[voices whispering]
[gasps]
[stammers] Sorry, Margie.
Uh, kind of busy with, uh…
[stammers] …mayor duties.
Besides, all my phones are
on back order for my army…
[stammers] Ouimper.
But, Mom!
Mine is so old it cracked spontaneously!
Just like my social influencing career.
[groans] Come on.
You've had that phone for less time
than I carried you.
Eleven months.
Such a needy child.
[groaning]
[screaming]
[groans] Sewer.
[clears throat]
Oh, Light Keeper Council,
I summon thee to ward off a great evil!
Oh, well. It was worth a try.
But it's really hard getting
a meeting with those "uptight snobs."
[cawing]
We may be uptight,
but the Council never
turns our noses up at evil.
Wait, so the council are birds?
And you were intimidated by them?
[chuckles]
They're like goth chickens.
-[Bobby, Romy chuckle]
-[crow caws]
We've merely taken bird form
for anonymity.
And there's plenty more of us.
[cawing]
See? Intimidating.
How do my own friends have new phones
and not me, the mayor's own daughter?
Does being privileged
count for nothing anymore?
Well, if my mom won't give me one,
I'll buy one myself with your money.
So, um, fund me.
Do I have to do everything?
[caws] Now, speak.
Why have you summoned the Council?
Okay, uh, where do we start--
The mayor is evil.
The Council does not meddle
in petty local politics.
No, Romy means, like,
"the end is nigh" kind of evil.
Exactly. You-You gotta stop her, okay?
Stop the apocalypse,
save Ouimper and save the world!
We sent Killjoy to deal with such matters.
And to ensure success,
we authorized the creation
of a new chosen one.
Where are they anyway?
-Dusted.
-And busted.
They're swimming with the worms.
[groans]
Better churn some butter
'cause they're toast.
Whoa! Nice "euphemimizing," Kim.
Oh, I'm so gonna steal that.
-Hopefully not with you guys.
-[crow] But how?
They were our best.
Oh, yeah?
Well, your best tried to steal my armchair
and paid the ultimate price.
The battle was hard-fought.
But in the end, Killjoy succumbed to my--
[crow] Enough!
I call upon the rest of the Council…
That's how you get results--
-[crow] …to be judge…
-What?
…jury, and executioner
for the trial of the, um…
Uh… [stammers] …Doomies?
Is… Is that what we're going with?
Stop helping them!
[cawing]
[crows squawk]
[chimes]
[squawking]
[squawking continues]
[caws]
Let the trial begin! [caws]
Do you know who I am?
I'm the mayor's daughter,
and I'd like to buy a new phone, please.
Way to go, me. I remembered to say please.
We're currently out of stock.
Uh, hello!
What about these?
I can't sell you those, mayor's daughter.
[groans, strains]
[shrieks]
I swear this town
is conspiring against me.
Well, no more Miss Nice Margot.
I'm taking what's mine.
[Bobby] What are we even being judged for?
We… We haven't done anything.
Indeed, child.
The charges are for doing nothing
in the face of evil.
Bobby, tell them we're a team now.
We share the same face.
Hey! Never say that about Bobby.
He's been fighting evil on the daily.
Right, Bobs?
Uh-huh.
Then tell me, why have the Doomies
been cavorting with evil?
What?
After all the evil I've crushed
with my fist and my other fist?
And yet you're harboring
a monster in your midst.
[all cawing]
-[gasps]
-Myrrh!
[stammers] How could you not tell me this?
I'm shocked.
Myrrh may be a monster,
but she's really nice.
We even plan fun human hobbies together.
Ah, you must be the flawed Kim model.
The only chosen one
to develop a new flaw every day.
Oh, back off! Kim is epic. She--
And then there's Romy.
Always shooting her mouth off.
What did you say,
you hollow-boned birdbrain?
[exclaims, chuckles]
Not a good idea, Roms.
See?
We may have flaws and all,
but we help each other through them,
instead of being all… [stammers] …judgy.
[caws]
We should've taken goose form.
Nobody talks back to geese.
They're like cobra chickens.
[groaning hiss]
You say you help each other,
yet you all harbor your own secrets.
But one is more unspeakable
-than the rest.
-[gulps]
So, in the name of friendship…
…let's hear them all aloud.
Confess!
[all cawing]
This is bogus!
The whole world
is about to be brain-bugged by…
by the mayor, and the Light Keeper Council
wants us to air our dirty laundry!
So, anyone hiding anything?
Who, me? [chuckles]
Why'd you pick me? I'm an open book.
Uh, that was just a general question.
But okay, I'll start.
Whoo! Go, Kim!
[Kim]
Sometimes I fake getting hurt in battle
to make my inevitable victory look cooler.
[both] Yeah!
-[all] Mmm.
-[Doug] Huh?
Nice humblebrag, Kim. My turn.
So, I kind of used Doug's grimoire
to summon that dust bunny demon.
[gasps] It took weeks to get
its dusty demon babies
out of the lighthouse carpets.
Why?
Ironically, just to get out
of my chores back home.
So, who's next?
[Myrrh grumbles, chuckles]
[sighs] I guess loving me
is a crime, Myrrh.
But I've committed greater sins.
Like faking yawning sickness
to get out of fighting evil
a couple of months ago. [chuckles]
-Wha…
-You faked yawning for a whole month?
-[gasps]
-[yawning]
[Romy] We even set up a charity
for your phony disease.
-[yawns]
-[both] It's tax-deductible.
Well, there you go. You've heard it.
The worst of us.
So, uh, can you help us
fight real evil now?
No.
I spy another secret.
[whimpers]
Wait, you haven't told us
your secret yet, Bobby.
Yeah, come on, Bobs. Time is ticking.
The mayor could be mesmerizing
the whole town.
Not that they weren't brainwashed already.
[chuckles] What can I say?
I'm the most beige normie in Ouimper.
-[all cawing]
-Ow! Stop it.
[groans]
[growls]
Uh-oh.
Myrrh only growls like that when
she senses someone is hiding something.
Like that time I ate all her lava cakes.
-[growls]
-Oh, darling, I-I learned my lesson.
Who knew it was real lava?
-[cawing]
-[whimpers]
Spit it out. It can't be more horrible
than all the violent things I've done.
-Yeah, come on. Tell us. We're a team.
-Huh?
I'm your best friend.
[whimpers] It's… It's nothing.
Then allow me to reveal
Bobby's dirty little secret.
Mordam lives within the boy!
He's been harboring her for months.
[shrieking]
[cawing]
[laughs]
That is so last season.
Besides, I think my friend for life
would've mentioned Mordam's comeback.
[chuckles] Am I right, Bobs?
[gasps]
[thunderclap]
[chuckles]
[Doug, Myrrh, Romy gasp]
-Why, you little--
-[Kim] Uh-uh.
How could you keep this from us?
Our entire purpose is… is to battle evil
and you've hidden something
that could literally end the world?
[stammers] I know, okay?
-[stammers] I wanted to tell you.
-[gasps]
[stammers] I just…
I didn't want you to think I was evil.
Well, congrats.
'Cause what you did was evil.
I rest my case.
The Doomies failed to stop evil
from right under their own noses.
Now we shall decide…
[all] …their fate.
No, no, no!
No, this is my punishment, not theirs.
Punishment, yes.
What shall it be?
You said you support each other.
So you must suffer together
from a mental reset!
[cawing]
I'm all for going back to basics,
but that sounds a bit extreme.
[cawing]
[crow] Your doom takes flight.
Memories slipping into endless night.
No escape from your impending blight.
You will remember nothing!
I can't believe I'm about to forget
the only friends I've ever made.
[groans] It was a lot of work!
[whimpers]
Memories or not,
we shall find love anew, Myrrh.
No, for Myrrh will be going straight back
to the depths of Subterra.
Where her kind belongs. [screeching]
-[groans]
-No!
Huh?
Whoa. [gasps, screams]
Romy, you always find a way
out of no-hope situations.
So, please, do something.
-For the Doomies.
-[sniffles]
There's no Doomies anymore.
-Not after you lied to us.
-Huh?
-Let Doug go.
-[screaming continues]
He hasn't done anything wrong.
He's barely done anything at all.
Our word is final.
[whimpers, groans]
[moans]
Enough talk.
[screams]
[grunts]
-[grunts]
-[crow groans]
[screams, grunts]
[crows cawing]
[groans]
[cawing]
-We gotta get outta here.
-[Myrrh panting]
Romy, come on.
Now's our chance to escape. Uh…
Romy!
[cawing]
[Romy panting]
Why would I go anywhere
with you now, Bo-Mo?
Bo-Mo? Who's Bo-Mo?
You! Bobby, Mordam!
W-Whatever you are!
I deserve that. But… [sighs]
…please, just give me a chance to explain.
[squawks]
Council, hunt and retrieve
those fugitives from justice!
[Romy, Bobby panting]
Romy, just hear me out!
[crow screeches]
[panting]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[groans]
[pants]
-[Mordam] Your friend has abandoned you.
-[gasps]
I'm the only one who can help you now.
Oh, zip it. [grunts]
-[Mordam cackling]
-[Bobby panting]
[Myrrh groans]
-[grunts]
-Say something, Doug. Remember us?
Myrrh?
-Who? Where? Crêpe…
-[stomach growls]
-…crêpe suzette.
-[stomach growls]
[slurring] H-Ham,
nutty nonbrand chocolate…
-[whimpers]
-Those crows fried his brain.
All he remembers
are the feelings for crêpes.
-[grunts]
-Buttery sugar.
[Myrrh groans]
-Hmm?
-[gasps] Myrrh.
My sweet crêpe monstrette.
-Doug!
-[groans]
Uh-oh. I'm losing it again.
Need another reminder.
Bacon.
[groans]
[laughs]
-[crow cawing]
-Huh?
Mmm. Celebrate later.
Bobby and Romy are still being hunted.
[Myrrh gasps]
[both panting]
[Bobby pants] Romy?
-Romy?
-[twig snaps]
-[Romy panting]
-Romy!
-[panting]
-[cawing]
[Mordam] Bobby, help me help you.
We can solve everything.
-[cawing]
-[Bobby panting]
-[whimpers]
-For the greater good.
[panting, strains]
[grunts, shrieks]
[both yelping]
[cawing]
[grunts, pants] Not a good idea
trying to stop me
when I'm running away from evil,
which apparently includes you.
Fair point. But… [sighs]
…let me explain on the fly.
I wanted to tell you… [grunts]
…but this was so messed up,
I didn't know how.
And then it got weird
'cause Mordam actually got me… [grunts]
…and my problems!
Oh! Oh, really?
Well, then I hope you two
live evilly ever after!
No, I want Mordam gone!
She was tricking me.
Please trust me.
Sometimes things aren't black-and-white.
Good or evil. And…
-[crying]
-[panting]
[Bobby coughs]
[pants]
After everything we've been through,
I didn't wanna let you down, Romy,
which is exactly what I'm doing now.
-Listen, Bobby… [screams]
-[cawing]
No!
-[Romy screaming]
-[cawing continues]
[Bobby strains]
[yelps, gasps] Romy!
Romy!
[crows screeching]
Huh?
-[whimpers]
-Stop! [whimpers]
Take me! Not her!
[growls]
[crows cawing]
[cries]
[Mordam] You can still save her.
You know what you have to do, Bobby.
I hope you can forgive me.
Let Mordam arise!
[straining]
[straining]
Mmm.
So good to be back.
[all gasp]
[cackles]
No!
Come on, kiddo.
Don't let a little brain-bath hurt you.
[whimpers]
-[pants] Romy!
-[Myrrh groans]
[groans, stammers]
Who are you?
Where am I? I…
[stammers] Where are my sisters?
[groans] I need to get home.
[all gasp]
The Council is adjourned!
[cackles]
[cawing]
-[Myrrh] Hmm?
-Huh?
[Kim gasps]
[chuckles]
[grunts]
We'll have to deal
with Mordam's comeback tour later.
Romy, don't worry.
We'll get you home.
You'll be safe there.
[groaning]
I do love a happy ending.
[straining]
[grunts] Ow.
[screams]
-[Mallory chanting in unknown language]
-Hmm? [gasps]
[voices whispering]
[cackling]
I told you you're not getting a new phone.
It's for your own good.
They're a terrible influence.
-[cackling]
-[gasps]
[theme song playing]