The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e19 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Oh, dear.
It's v-very large
and very f-fierce.
Oh, Piglet.
It's a magnifying glass.
It just makes things look big.
Yeah. Even a very small you
is bigger than an ant
uh, a little bit anyway.
Say, what's so funny?
Wait a minute.
Since when does ham got leg?
My picnic!
Yikes!
Oh, d-dear. Help!
Help!
Oh, bother.
It seems to be raining picnic.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Help!
Are you all right, Piglet?
Oh, how can an animal
as very small as myself
make such a very large mess?
Aw. It's okay, Piglet.
No. I'm so small, I'm
not even big.
If I were big,
those crows wouldn't
have me to kick around.
Poor Piglet.
Yes. Poor Piglet.
Yeah.
The poor little runt.
I'd have to be twice my
size to even be small.
I wish
I were at least a
bit bigger.
You know, I believe
I have a very small idea.
Ouch!
Oh, my.
Something's not quite right.
Good morning, Piglet.
- Do you see that?
- He's He's
He's humongousable.
What? B-B-But
I don't think I've
ever seen a piglet
quite so, uh, tall before.
He's certainly bigger
than a bread basket now.
Oh, dear. My wish came true.
I am taller.
Piglet, you're
even bigger than the trees.
I am, aren't I?
Trees, schmees.
I'm pooped.
Piglet, stop!
Why, Pooh?
You have to stop
because the ground has stopped.
The rest of it is very
down there.
Pooh, this is nothing
more than a little ditch.
Just watch how easily
I can leap over it.
Oh, no.
Big, I'm big ♪
Hmm, and not only that ♪
I'm somewhat tremendous ♪
La la la la la ♪
Let me take care
of this pebble, Rabbit.
A small animal such as
yourself might get hurt.
I'd really appreciate that.
My, you're so big
and strong.
Oh, it's nothing, little friend.
Where shall I put it?
Uh, little friend, indeed.
Oh, anywhere's, uh, fine.
Whoo!
Oh, dear. I threw it so far,
even I can't see it.
Well, if there's anything
else I can do for you,
just call.
No.
You've done quite enough.
Thank you.
And what do you think
you're doing
in the garden of my very
small friend Rabbit?
Piglet! No!
Why don't you pick on
someone your own size,
small as it is?
Oh, d-d-dear.
I'm not so very larger
as I thought I was.
Oh, dear!
But, Piglet, we tried
our best to help.
We was only trying to
do it for your own good.
Well, good is just to go away
so you won't have
to waste your time on me.
I'm just too small to be around.
We can't just let him go.
I'm afraid his little
mind is made up.
Smallness has come between us.
I'm sorry, Pooh.
It's over.
He's just a teensy-weensy
memory.
But I can't do without him.
He is my best friend, after all.
There's only one thing to do.
Uh, you'll need
another best friend.
Of course. We'll
get a new Piglet.
A new Piglet?
But I'd rather have
the old one instead.
Oh, don't worry,
buddy bear. Ha ha ha ha!
When we get done, you won't
know the difference.
It wouldn't be so bad
if I used to be tall,
but I've been small
ever since I was
knee-high to a
knee.
Whoa!
Why, if you looked up
"tiny" in the dictionary,
you'd find a picture of me.
If I hadn't have seen it
with my own two eyes,
I never would have seen it.
My, the resemblance
is, uh, amazing.
Ought to work out just fine.
Doesn't he seem to be
a bit large for a piglet?
You know, fuzz boy's
got a point.
Piglet wasn't so
round.
Well, there's only
one thing to do.
We'll have to shrink him.
Just once I'd like to hear
"My, Piglet, how you've grown"
or "Why, Piglet, you've
shot up like a weed."
But no. Everyone's
always talking
about how small I am.
"Would you care
for a little tea, Piglet?"
"How about a small smackerel
of honey, Piglet?"
Ohh, it's so frustrating.
Well?
Has he shrunk yet?
Hmm
no.
Oh, this isn't working.
Let's get him out.
Say, you know something?
I think he's about to
Yaah!
do that.
I know. Let's have
a "Welcome home, Piglet" party,
and then he'll have to be home.
Help me! Help me!
You're not the size
that is standard, Piglet.
There's simply nothing
you can do for anyone.
You're just a tiny
waste of space.
Hey!
Why, w-what's this?
For m-m-me?
Aw, you don't need to
thank me for helping you.
I only did it because you're
all so very, very small and
and, uh
why, you are very,
very small, aren't you?
Oh, boy. This isn't a very
celebrationish celebration.
It's rather hard having
a "Welcome home, Piglet" party
when there's no Piglet
to welcome home.
If only we know
where Piglet lived now.
Then we could go there
and, uh, welcome him home.
But, Pooh,
I live here. Heh heh heh.
Piglet!
Welcome home, Piglet!
- Oh, he's home! He's back!
- Hooray for Piglet.
But what changed
your mind, Piglet?
I mean, you haven't really,
uh, g-grown a-a-any, hmm?
What he means to say
is you're still, uh,
you're still,
you know, the same size.
Yes, I am. Ha ha.
I just finally
realized something.
There's small,
and there's very small,
and there's very, very small.
And it really doesn't
matter what you are.
That's right, Piglet.
Even if you are
smaller than some,
you have the biggest
heart around.
Whoopee! He be back!
Hooray for Piglet!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Sure would be nice
being a cloud
moving slow,
nothing to worry about.
Wish I could just float on by.
Too bad donkeys don't float.
Toot toot!
Chug chug chug.
Shark!
Yikes!
Aah!
Huh?
Yaah!
Yikes!
Suffering salmon,
I'm in for it now.
It's the 50-year migration
of the muttonhead trout!
Must have built my tunnel
on the wrong riverbed.
Yaah! Smack-dab in their path.
They're heading upstream!
Hmm. Whop!
By dinghy, this place is
gonna be downright unlivable
till this thing blows over.
Out! Out! Out!
Fish, fish, fish.
Now what?
Hiya, Rabbit!
Looks like you and me
are gonna be roomies.
I've been run out of my place
by a bunch of fish.
More trout than you can
shake a fish stick at.
But I
Hmm, there.
All the comforts of home.
Gopher, would you mind
Why, of course, sonny.
Since I'm gonna be here
a few months,
I'd be glad to get this dump
looking halfway decent.
Gopher, no!
You got this great view,
but, uh, you're not
taking advantage of it.
There. Don't get
vistas like that
when you live underground.
Just look what he's done
to my beautiful home.
And he's going to be here
until the trout migration is over.
I have to get him
out of my house
while I still have a house
to get him out of.
Pooh, why are there
so very many trout
around these days?
They're going upstream, Piglet,
uh, to do whatever
it is fish do upstream.
Only they're going
upstream the wrong way:
Through Gopher's house.
Ah! Why, yes. That's it.
His tunnels. We'll clear
them out of his tunnels.
Hoo hoo!
Then he can do home.
But, Rabbit,
how would we do that?
We'll go in after them,
that's how.
Yaah!
Yes, sir, roomie.
You're a
one-in-a-million friend,
trying to save
my home like this.
Oh, I'm glad to do it, Gopher.
This guy's a gem,
a jewel, true-blue.
Don't know how I'm
going to repay you.
Ohh!
I hear something.
Listen.
Dot dash dot dot
d-dot dot
It's a secret trout code.
They know we're here!
We're surrounded!
It's It's
It's only Piglet's knees.
But that isn't.
Get them! Here, Piglet.
Ha! Got one!
Here, Piglet!
Here, Piglet.
Piglet, this is no
laughing matter.
You're letting them get away!
Oh, oh, whah!
There has to be a better way.
I got it!
Grab a hammer and follow me.
Hmm. There. That'll
hold up against anything.
Including us.
How are we supposed to get out?
Going up.
Excuse me, Rabbit,
but it seems to be raining
fish.
Raining fish?
We're flooded with them.
We're We're
Ah. That's it.
Rain.
We'll make it rain.
We'll flood those flounders
right out of Gopher's
tunnels! Ha ha!
Flood them? Ha!
Did you hear that?
Genius, I tell you.
That bunny's a genius.
What a pal.
What a friend and a half!
I wonder what he'll
think of next!
Why me?
Because no one knows more
about clouds than you do.
Now remember, pour this water
all over them, Eeyore.
It will make the clouds
think rainy thoughts.
Ready?
Well
Hawmp!
There.
Rain. Rain!
It worked! It worked!
Have to imagine
this isn't gonna
turn out too well.
Though they are kind of springy.
Even better than I'd expected.
Sure is nice.
Aw, don't feel bad,
roomie. You tried.
This just means
we'll have more time
to spend together.
No, no! It can't be!
It has to rain!
Ohh! It has to! Ohh!
What is that?
Talk about your slipshod
construction.
Try putting in a basement,
and the whole place comes down.
Take it! Take my house!
It's yours!
I'll go live with Pooh or Piglet
or Ee Ee Eeyore.
Oh, my. I forgot about Eeyore!
Well, should have
seen it coming.
Overstayed my welcome.
Got the clouds mad at me.
Hawmp!
Oh, my! This is terrible!
Hawmp!
How could I have been
so thoughtless?
Quick, pull him in.
I I
There's no Eeyore.
Eeyore!
- Eeyore!
- Here, Eeyore!
Hey, where are you?
Is that me you're looking for?
Or have you already
found a new friend
by the same name?
Eeyore, you have to
come down from there.
Love to.
But how?
Oh, my. What will we do?
It would seem to me
that the best way
to get Eeyore down
would be to get the cloud down.
Why, Pooh, for a bear
of very little brain,
you're a genius,
an absolute genius.
That was a very good idea, Pooh.
What was?
Pull!
Yaah!
Quickly! The kite!
Eeyore, are you all right?
About as well as can be expected
for somebody who's just
fallen off a cloud.
Rabbit, look. The tunnel
is filling with water.
Why, yes. Yes.
It's working.
Eeyore! You did it!
It's a success!
It's a success!
The fish are swimming upstream.
As soon as the water clears out,
you can move back home.
Yes, sir.
Everything's gonna be fine
for a while.
For a a while?
Mm-hmm. Until
the muttonhead trout
start heading back downstream.
Downstream? Downstream?
Ah ha ha ha ha! Whah!
It's perfect!
It's perfect! Ha ha ha!
Look at me!
I'm a fish! Ha ha ha!
I'm a fish!
I'm a muttonhead trout!
Ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha!
Hey, everybody, wait for me!
Wait for me! Wait for me!