Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e20 Episode Script

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Cool.
Just wait for the thumbs up
and then full throttle, dude.
Hey, what's all this?
I'm asking Jessie Elmore to the winter formal.
I set up a treasure hunt.
That way, he's right there, her secret admirer.
When she shows up for her final rose,
I'm going to wakeboard past the pier
holding this, baby.
Okay. This idea is way better
than the last time you asked a girl to a dance.
It's Baby Cupid.
And I got an arrow
with Tabatha's name on it.
[Man] Look! The giant baby's
got a weapon.
-[screaming]
-No! No, oh, no!
Anyway, it's awesome you're going to formal.
You guys should sit with me and Blake.
Oh, there's Jessie.
Good luck.
No! Not the thumbs up!
[motor noise]
Bucket!
[gasp] This is the cutest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
Of course I'll go to formal with you.
Oops.
I wake up, get in motion ♪
Get me to the ocean, here we go ♪
It's all about the sunshine
and the current ride ♪
All the days I walk by, hello ♪
You know that when the surf rolls in ♪
That's when big waves
really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again
Hey! Hey!
Life is just a curl,
and the summer never ends ♪
Here we go again
Hey! Hey!
You know it's always epic
When I'm hanging with my friends ♪
Ohh-oh-ohh
Here we go again
Well, we learned many lessons today
on Skinner's Epic Surf Report.
1, a dummy made of pizza dough
makes for a bad cameraman.
And 2, sharks like pizza dough.
Sorry, Antonio, you'll be missed.
Whoa!
Is that a-- It can't be.
A sea shell.
Whoa!
Is that a-- It can't be an elephant--
On a beach.
Wait, I wasn't laughing at you.
I think elephants are cool.
I always used to say to my teachers,
"When I grow up, I want to be an elephant
with giant ears so I can fly around,"
and they always say, "Skinner, get off the roof.
You're gonna hurt yourself."
Aww.
Hey, dude, you like pizza?
Sweet. Let's go cook
my cameraman.
Come on.
Forget about Jessie.
You should ask Rondie here to the dance.
Huh? Come on.
You two kids could have a good time, huh?
Yeah.
I've got a route to finish.
Can you stop trying to fix me up
with every female who walks in here?
Bucket, I lost your date to the formal.
I won't be able to sleep
until you're taking someone.
At least let me buy you a taco.
All right.
I told him I was tired of dating a jerk.
I want a nice guy.
I said if that's how he's going to be,
we're so done.
Danielle, right?
Did I hear you say you just
broke up with your boyfriend?
Yeah, of two years.
I'm so sorry.
That's horrible news.
Then why are you smiling?
I have problems.
Bucket, good news.
I'm going to get Danielle
Smith to go to formal with you.
Kel, she's the most popular girl in my class.
-She won't go with me.
-Yes, she will.
Her last boyfriend was a jerk.
She's ready for a nice guy.
Gather around for the most epic magic trick
in the world.
Here. We have one
ordinary top hat.
[Aloe] Sven! No one cares
about your magic.
The only good part is when I come out.
So we close the curtain.
Alakazam!
What you see before you is not an illusion.
Deal with it.
Danielle, I heard you made
your sweet boyfriend disappear.
Need a filthy rich shoulder to cry on?
Come with me to formal.
With your popularity and my being Aloe,
nothing can stand in our way of being named
Winter Dance King and Queen.
Nothing but your giant head.
See ya.
What-- What just happened?
She rejected you.
[both] How is that possible?
Yes!
Wicked backhand, partner.
Knock it, dude.
[phone rings]
Oh, incoming text.
Hey, one of my surfboard
followers says he saw you
on line, and you're a runaway circus elephant?
We gotta get you back.
What's the matter, Elephant?
You don't like the spotlight?
[trumpeting]
Okay. I get it. Indoor voice.
Yo, Skinner!
Dude, you're gonna have to blend in
or they're going to send you back to the circus.
-Awesome!
-Skinner?
What?
Oh, you haven't met my new friend?
Guys, this is our new foreign exchange student,
Ziggy McRasta.
[trumpeting]
He says, it's nice to meet you, man.
Skinner, that's the runaway elephant.
You know he can't stay here.
Well, we can't just put him out on the streets.
Do you know how many runaway
Elephants end up in gangs?
-Uh, none.
-And let's keep it that way.
Can I get my picture with the elephant?
Sorry. He's kind of shy and--
20 bucks, cash only.
Tell your friends.
He's also available
for birthday parties and Indian weddings.
That was easy.
Dude, I'm going to ask Danielle Smith
-to the winter formal.
-Cool!
Hey, I should bring Elephant to the dance.
Skinner, there's no way they'd
let you and Elephant in.
Good point.
He doesn't go to our school.
Let's go, Bucket.
We have a lot of work to do.
Skinner, do you know what you have here?
A big fat gold mine that
literally works for peanuts.
He's a little sensitive about his weight.
Kelly, you don't have to dress me.
I'm not a little kid.
I need you to look good when you meet Danielle.
Okay. Straighten collar,
button shirt, check your nose.
Pretend I didn't see what
I just saw up your nose.
You know what? I'm not sure I
even want to go to formal anymore.
Come on. What else would you
be doing Saturday night?
Kel, it's the weekend.
The B man knows how to par-tay.
2, 3, 4.
You just landed on Butterscotch Bush.
You're going back to the lollypop field ♪
You're going back to the lollypop field ♪
[laughing]
Okay. Yeah. I want to go
to the dance.
What are you doing now?
I'm straightening your socks.
I've never spoken to Danielle.
How do I even approach her?
You need a funny, accidental encounter
that immediately breaks the ice.
Well, how do I arrange that?
I already have. I tied
your shoelaces together.
-See ya.
-Whoa!
-Are you okay?
-Me?
-Oh, good.
-Okay.
Whoa! Um, maybe I'll just
hold you while we talk.
That would be fine.
I'm Bucket.
I'm Danielle.
And I'm a genius.
Whoop.
I'm sorry, Aloe.
You don't have the votes
to win Winter King and Queen without Danielle.
She's your best shot.
I've run the numbers.
Well, run them again!
Could my ocean blue eyes be deceiving me?
How could this girl reject me
but then not run away from Bucket?
I must investigate.
Write down my brilliant observations.
Fascinating.
Note the spindly-legged Bucket.
His lack of muscles is almost shocking.
Yet the female seems to respond to this
much like a mother animal
protecting the runt of her litter.
Your intelligence frightens me.
Instead of demonstrating dominance by flexing,
the North American Bucket allows the female
to lead the conversation.
By taking an interest in her thoughts,
it appears she's willing to forgive the fact
that he's not even a blond.
Oh, anyway, you could ignore that.
You got it.
So I have to get going,
but I had a cool time talking with you, Bucket.
Me, too.
I'll catch you later.
Oh!
Phase 1 is complete.
Next up, we find a cute way
to invite her to the formal.
Let's go brainstorm.
Oh, I love this video.
Put your hands up.
-Put your trunk up.
-[trumpeting]
Now wave them in the air
like you just don't care.
Okay, right over here.
Say "Piper needs a pool."
Piper, Elephant ran away from the circus
to get out of the spotlight.
He doesn't like all the attention.
Skinner, trust me.
This big fellow has no clue what he likes.
I'm pretty sure he likes that.
So Noodles here runs up to Danielle,
and she reads the note which says--
"Bow-wow, let's em-bark
on a night to remember."
Great!
Okay. There she is.
It's go time.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Are you okay?
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm Aloe. Sorry I'm awkward.
Oh, it's
Mr. Magician Box Guy.
It's actually why I fell.
I was running after you to apologize.
Yeah. What was that?
Think it was just a guy
with no confidence-- uhh--
Wanting to spend time with a pretty girl.
Oh, don't worry about it.
Wait. I brought you chocolates
as a peace offering.
Oh, no! They melted!
Real smooth, Aloe.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
I think I actually like
Chocolate Hands Aloe better
than Magician Box Aloe.
You do? I mean--
[giggling]
And who's this cutie?
"I know we got off to a 'ruff' start,
"but give me a second chance.
Please go to formal with me."
I don't have fleas.
Oh! This is
the sweetest thing.
How could I say no?
Yes, I'll go with you.
Okay.
Okay, what just happened?
She's going to the formal with Aloe.
[both] How is that possible?
I can't believe Aloe stole our date.
Using my pickup strategy.
And look at the clothes he's wearing.
I know. They're awful.
On him.
How did he get so charmingly clumsy?
Running into doors
is my thing. Mine!
We need answers.
There's a guy who can give them to us.
Sven?
He's pretty loyal to Aloe.
You think we can trick him into talking?
I think it's worth a shot.
Sven?
Yes, ma'am.
Please don't hit me.
Sit.
What's going on with Aloe?
I know my rights.
I want my lawyer.
I already talked to him.
He said it was cool if you told us everything.
You must think I'm pretty stupid.
So after I tell you everything,
I'm calling him to see
if what you're saying is true.
Well played.
Now, what's up with Aloe?
Why is he acting all goofy,
dorky, and Bucket-like?
-Hey!
-Sorry.
Aloe saw Danielle respond to Bucket
in a positive manner, so he decided
to become Bucket to win her over.
I finally find a beautiful girl
who likes me for who I am,
so Aloe goes and steals who I am.
It was actually pretty easy
once we took your Happy Pony diary.
Okay, that is so not right.
It's the only one at the store
that had a lock on it.
I mean Aloe stealing from you.
Come on. We're showing
Danielle who the real Aloe is.
-The only one with a lock?
-The only one!
You earned this day off, buddy.
Here we are, just a dude and an elephant
flying kites like nature intended.
Nothing to see here, just hanging with my dog.
Whoa!
That's that missing elephant.
What? Just because
my pet's carrying
a little extra holiday weight
is no reason to be rude.
I'm calling the circus.
There's a $1,000 reward for that guy.
Wait!
I'm not going to let them take my buddy away.
Come on. We've gotta hide you.
Shall we walk or take the bus?
-[trumpeting]
-You're right.
I don't want to end up sitting
next to someone weird.
I got your message.
You found him?
Let's end this.
Aloe, Sven told us everything.
Drop the act.
-What act?
-We're on to you.
-On to me?
-Stop that!
What's going on?
Aloe here is behaving exactly like me
so you'll go to formal with him.
Come on. The hair
and the smile--
The awful shirt.
On him.
What is wrong with you two?
Don't be mad at them.
We all have bad days.
I guess that's what makes living
on this crazy spinning marble so interesting.
I should write that down in my diary.
Oh, a Happy Pony diary.
It's the only one that had a lock.
I know!
Excuse us.
Come on.
We cannot let him win.
We're fighting for this chick.
See? That's how you do it.
The master!
What are you two doing?
We have paying customers waiting.
Not this time, tiny.
Piper, we got a problem.
I took Elephant to the beach,
and some genius kid saw through his dog disguise.
Must have been a pretty sharp kid.
I know, but he called the circus.
They could be here any minute.
What?
I can't lose my money maker.
-[Man] Hello.
-Uh-oh.
May I help you?
The name's Harvey Biscoe.
I heard you have an elephant of mine.
Nope. Psshh!
No elephant here.
Psshh! Just one dude
in a huge shower.
Psshh!
Shower nozzle.
Psshh!
Good try.
I got a truck coming to take him to Detroit.
You can't do that.
Elephant doesn't want to be in the circus.
He a big attraction,
and he makes me money.
Have him ready in an hour.
Sorry, dude.
I didn't even say anything!
[dance]
It's nice to be out with a sweet guy for once,
someone who's not hung up on himself.
Absolutely.
Can I just say you look stunning tonight?
Oh, Winter King and Queen ballots.
I hate these things.
I never know who to vote for.
Here, I'll fill yours out.
["Thus Spake Zarathustra"]
Party people, it's time to introduce a man
who needs no introduction.
Some call him the handsomest,
most perfectly sculpted person in the world.
Others call him
Bucket!
What's going on?
Most sculpted what?
People of Earth, fear not.
The only weapons I possess
are set to "stun."
Deal with it.
Thank you, Bucketettes.
Do you believe this guy?
I know. It's like everyone's
looking at him.
Gross.
The first lucky lady who can correctly answer
what Bucket has nicknamed his biceps
will receive and autographed
pair of his fingerless gloves.
If he named them Ajax and Agamemnon,
I will sue!
Because it's lame to name your body parts.
What do you want, Bucket?
Bucket doesn't want.
He's been blessed with everything--
Flawless genes,
blond mane,
6% body fat.
Take your 6% body fat elsewhere.
You're agreeing with him?
He's obviously, like, 20, 25%.
Not that I care,
but at least 18, not that I care.
Just leave us alone, you jerk.
Wow. That really cuts
the Bucket's perfectly chiseled core.
I'm going to need some time to get over that,
or Bucket healing powers, activate.
[Bucketettes] Ooh!
All better.
That's why he's king of the beach.
That's it!
Sven, hair product!
Aloe is the king of the beach.
You're free, my babies.
Ajax, Agamemnon, dance for your people.
He's back.
Aloe, what is wrong with you?
"Deal with it" is mine!
Aloe has 6% body fat.
I enter rooms in unpredictable
yet spectacular fashion.
It doesn't feel so good
when someone steals your identity, does it?
Give me the barbell.
Quit it!
This isn't going to affect
your Winter King and Queen voting, right?
Fine!
There's always next year.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll take my spaceship back now.
Aloe! Take me with you.
No!
Later, puny earthlings.
I pity you all.
Aloe away!
Aloe away!
I said Aloe away!
So, Danielle, now that you know I'm the nice guy,
would you like to dance?
Yeah. Not happening.
Awesome.
Hey, another girl's gonna come along soon
and see you for the nice guy you are.
Just don't stop being you.
That was quite an entrance.
I've always had a thing for cocky bad boys.
That's Bucket, the cockiest bad boy around.
Hey, you two should dance.
Okay, we're square now.
A picture of you and me at the beach.
We were so young then.
And it can get pretty cold in Detroit,
so I knit you a scarf.
I don't know how to knit.
I'm gonna miss you, Elephant.
Is the truck here?
No. They're not coming.
What are you talking about?
I took the money I made with Elephant
and bought him from the circus.
You did what?
I'm donating him to the local zoo.
He'll be happy there.
What about you getting rich?
Please.
Like that's not going to happen anyway.
Here's Elephant's new home.
It's close, so you can visit him every weekend.
You mean so we can visit him.
I told you she was good people, Elephant.
[trumpeting]
Aw, I love you, you big bag of nuts.
And you, too, Elephant.
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