Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s01e20 Episode Script

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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage
- There's this girl.
- Okay.
She works at the music store.
- Pretty.
- Yes.
- Uh, this is Chloe.
- Hi.
I'm Connor's dad.
Nice to meet you,
Connor's dad.
She's here?
Yep.
So you got to meet
her and I didn't?
That is what happened.
Damn.
Let me,
I'm good with those.
Well, I have seen you get
my bra off with one hand.
When something's important,
you put in the effort.
[chuckles] Thank you.
So Mother's Day is coming up.
I know. You don't have
to get me anything.
Are you sure?
This ain't one of those times
when you say you don't want nothing,
but what you really want is for me
to surprise you with exactly what you want?
What? No. Why would
you think that?
Well, I've seen it a bunch on TV
and it often leads to high jinks.
I promise,
I don't want any fuss.
I just want a day off
with you and CeeCee.
Well, how about this?
I get up with CeeCee
and let you sleep in
I like it.
Then the three of us
can have a picnic at the park
[gasps] Fun.
Then we can drop CeeCee off
with your parents
and go to a hotel.
And you leave me
there to sleep?
Eventually.
You're the best.
So, you doing anything
for your mom?
I'm playing around
with something.
I'm not doing anything
for that psycho.
Come on, it's Mother's Day.
And when it's Psycho's Day,
I'll bake her a cake.
What are y'all
fighting about now?
She grounded me.
'Cause you ran away to Mexico?
Oh, I finished that grounding.
This is a whole new one.
For how long?
She said until the devil
leaves my body.
So you have till Sunday.
Get him out.
MARY:
Who are you talking to?
No phones, you are grounded.
Hail Satan.
It's just me, Mom.
Oh. Hi.
I was talking to her
about Mother's Day.
Not dealing with Missy
is the only gift I want.
But I am looking forward
to seeing you
and my granddaughter.
Uh-huh
I am gonna see you, right?
Well, I actually had plans.
- Oh.
- But I can rearrange things.
No, no. Don't trouble yourself.
Oh, it's no trouble. I want to.
Great, we can all
go to church together.
Cool.
I will tell Pastor Jeff
to save you a seat up front.
Keeps getting cooler.
Hey, how'd it go with your mom?
Good, good.
So, here's a fun thought
about Mother's Day
♪
[coos]
Ugh, I am not going to church
on Mother's Day.
Come on,
it's just a few hours.
But it's my special day.
Then stay here
and celebrate with your mom.
But it's my special day.
You're really not spending
Mother's Day with me?
Well, we want to,
but it's complicated.
Your reign is over,
deal with it.
You still got Connor.
You're around, right?
One of the benefits
of unemployment.
[chuckles weakly]
See? You get to spend the day
with your favorite kid.
I don't have favorites.
Oh, just stop. Everybody knows.
I'll make it special
for you, Mom.
Flowers, candy,
breakfast in bed
I want to meet that girl
you're seeing.
Chocolate,
I know you love chocolate.
Come on, your father's met her,
Georgie's met her.
This is the only thing
I'm asking for.
Fine, I'll bring her.
- Are you sure about that?
- No backsies.
[bagpipes droning]
[playing "Danny Boy"]
[incorrect notes squealing]
[exhales]
How long have you
been playing the bagpipes?
I'm not sure I do,
but who can tell?
Hey, are you doing anything
Sunday?
I don't think so. Why?
My mom would like to meet you.
Great.
Why are you being so difficult?
No, I'm serious.
I want to meet her.
Okay, but I'm warning you,
she can be a little protective.
It's gonna be fine.
Moms like me.
She might not like
that you like me.
Oh, you think
I like you?
Of course you do,
I play the bagpipes.
[bagpipes droning]
[squealing]
Did you do the sheets, or just
throw the blanket on top?
I knew I should've waited
till you left.
Am I interrupting?
Oh, just making the bed.
Yeah, right.
What's up?
I need help.
Please spend Mother's Day here.
Sorry, we got plans.
But Mom wants to meet Chloe
and I need a buffer.
Yeah, I get it.
Tried to hide this one
as long as I could.
But now
your mom loves me.
You're so cute.
Please, I want this to go well.
Oh, it's gonna go fine.
Your mom wants
you to be happy,
you didn't
get Chloe pregnant.
Wait.
You didn't, right?
No, we're not idiots.
- Bro.
- Hey.
I guess Dad will be there.
Maybe he can keep Mom in check.
Absolutely.
Really?
- 'Cause usually, he--
- Bup, bup, bup.
- What's "bup, bup, bup"?
- Shut up-up-up.
I'm surprised Chloe isn't spending
Mother's Day with her mother.
Maybe her mom
doesn't live here.
Or maybe they're estranged
and don't speak.
I'll get to the bottom of it.
Oh, don't go
digging up dirt.
What if she's using him?
Using him for what?
He has nothing.
So you admit it's weird.
We have to be there for Connor.
What about my mom?
Here's the worst idea
I've ever had.
- Bring her here.
- Bup, bup, bup!
How do you like it?
[scoffs]
Think about it.
My mom has to be on her best
behavior in front of Chloe, right?
So she can't be mean
to your mom.
True.
Plus, if we call it brunch,
everyone will be happy,
'cause ladies love brunch.
I want to say that's stupid,
but we really do.
[phone ringing]
Hello?
Hey, Mom.
I was thinking about Sunday
and I had a fun thought.
Well, as long as I get
to spend the day
with you and CeeCee,
anything is fine.
Terrific.
How about we all get together
at the McAllisters'?
You want me to spend
my Mother's Day
with your mother-in-law?
Just brunch.
Well, I do like brunch.
[chuckling]
I could totally
tickle you right now.
I could totally
fire you right now.
You have no whimsy.
Mr. McAllister,
can I talk to you about something?
- What's up?
- Well, I invited my mom
to Mother's Day brunch
with Mrs. McAllister.
Really?
Hey, would you go ahead
and drop this car on me?
Come on. Connor wants us
to be there for him and Chloe,
and this was the only way
to make everyone happy.
You really think
they're gonna be happy?
Well, we're gonna
make a fuss over 'em.
Who doesn't love a fuss?
What're you doing
for your mother?
My mother's dead.
Sorry.
No, she ain't.
Oh, would you let me
have my fun?
Whimsy.
Hi.
Hello.
So, I was thinking,
maybe it would be more special
if I spent Mother's Day
with you.
Really?
Yeah, and CeeCee can spend it
with her grandma.
Oh, I would love that.
And her other grandma.
Ugh.
Look, I know it's not
what you were hoping for,
but she really wants to come.
Of course she does.
What better Mother's Day gift
for her than to ruin mine?
Well, okay, come on,
maybe this is a chance
for the two of you
to make up.
I'm finally meeting
Connor's girlfriend.
I don't want Mary
embarrassing me.
Or you end up looking great.
Because, between the two of you,
you are the cool one.
The girl at the salon
did say I look like Meg Ryan.
I totally see it.
Fine, she can come.
But for the record,
I am making a big sacrifice.
Yeah, but you suffer in silence
and that's what counts.
♪
[gasps] Aww.
What's all this?
Well, I wanted to leave you a little
something before I pick up my mom.
Oh, I told you
you didn't have to do anything.
It's just coffee
and a card.
Thank you.
Should I open it now?
Sure, go ahead.
I wrote you a poem.
Oh boy.
"To my beautiful wife,
the love of my life"
Solid start.
"I'm glad you're CeeCee's mother,
she wouldn't want any other."
Phew. That one took a while.
"I hope your Mother's Day
is da bomb,
sorry you have to spend it
with your mom."
I've never loved a card more.
I'm glad.
What did you think
of the sermon?
Mm. Powerful stuff.
You were sleeping.
I was praying.
It probably don't need
to be said--
Then don't.
Please try and get along
with Mrs. McAllister.
I can be nice.
I know you can be,
but are you gonna?
Yes.
As long as that B-word
doesn't start anything.
Okay, we're getting close,
so get all the poison out now.
I am good.
It just gets my goat the way
she acts all high and mighty.
- I'm just gonna circle.
- Like she's better than everybody else.
Boy, does she have
another think coming.
Because He knows
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Relax, I'm great at this.
My other boyfriend's mom
loves me.
Funny.
Don't do that around my mom.
Any other no-nos?
Don't talk about politics,
religion,
or that you've seen me naked.
I have such a cute story
about that mole on your butt.
Also funny. Please stop.
Don't you think
she'd like to hear
what an attentive lover
she raised?
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Okay, so I was thinking,
you sit here, and then
CeeCee right next to you.
Love it.
And then me.
Where's Mary?
There.
Oh, far from the baby, perfect.
And then Georgie, Dad,
Connor and Chloe
down on the end.
Wait, if Chloe's way down there,
how am I supposed to talk to her?
Oh, well,
those are the seats.
The whole point is for me
to get to know her.
And you will, from afar,
like that lady
who watches the gorillas.
I know how to behave myself.
Okay. Connor really likes
this girl.
Can you please
not embarrass him?
Did I embarrass you
the first time I met Georgie?
Very much, yes.
Well, that was different,
he ruined your life.
That's good.
Focus on Georgie.
Bad Georgie.
[doorbell rings]
[gasps] Happy Mother's Day.
Happy Mother's Day,
to both of you.
Welcome, welcome.
So glad to share
my day with you.
Your day?
Yep, it's your day, her day,
Mandy's day, the Lord's day.
Big day.
Made some mimosas
for the moms.
- Yes, please.
- Thank you.
None for me.
Oh, you sure?
It's a celebration.
Baptists don't drink, Jim.
It's also 11:00 in the morning.
Are you judging us?
Not me. Him.
Let's go see your granddaughter.
- Oh, uh, she's sleeping.
- Well, then we'll wake her up.
Take your time, we'll just
be out here day drinking!
Dad,
you remember Chloe?
Oh, of course,
good to see you again.
You, too.
How's it going with all the moms?
You wanted this.
Mom.
This is Chloe.
Happy Mother's Day,
Mrs. McAllister.
These are for you.
That's very thoughtful.
It's so nice to finally meet you.
You, too.
"Chloe."
That's a pretty name.
Thank you.
What's your last name?
Maybe it's just Chloe.
Like Cher or Prince.
Costa.
That ends in a vowel.
Are you Catholic?
Mom, you just met her.
Can we not talk about religion?
Sorry. [laughs]
Are you a Republican?
So happy to be here
with my mother,
my wife who's a mother
and my mother-in-law.
They put that "mother"
right there in the name.
Thank y'all
for everything you do,
especially giving birth.
I was in the room for CeeCee,
and let me just say,
y'all earned this brunch.
Well, that is why we did it.
- To the moms!
- MANDY:Cheers.
And to Chloe,
who is not a mom?
Not that I know of.
Can't help yourself,
can you?
Come on, just a little bite.
She talking yet?
Oh, yeah, she called me "Nana."
[chuckling]:
She was trying to say "banana."
Well, that ain't what came out.
So, how'd
the two of you meet?
I work at a music store and--
Excuse me, I-I'd like
to hear the story.
Oh, I-I work
at a music store
and Connor was a customer.
I kept going in to buy things
as an excuse to talk to her.
So we have you to thank
for the bagpipes.
I actually found those
in a Goodwill.
Can you believe it?
I really can.
So, are you from the area?
I just sort of ended up here.
I was in a band with
my boyfriend at the time
- and we were touring
- Jim, switch with me.
- I'm eating.
- It's Mother's Day, move.
So, I woke up and he was gone,
along with the van
and our instruments
and here I am.
Wait, what happened?
Oh, she was in a band with her boyfriend,
he took all her stuff and he ditched her.
I wanted to hear it
from Chloe.
Uh-oh. Looks like somebody
needs a diaper change.
- I'll do it.
- You sure?
Never been more sure
of anything in my life.
Well, you're so lovely,
I can't imagine any boy
ditching you.
Thanks. You're lovely, too.
- Connor, switch with me.
- No, thank you.
Mom, chill out.
I am chill, I am just
trying to talk to Chloe
and some people
are not giving me a chance.
I am just being friendly.
Oh, I know what you're doing.
You do, huh?
You are trying to embarrass me
in front of my son's girlfriend.
How? By showing her
what normal looks like?
Connor, why don't you go get
your bagpipes and play us a song?
- Okay.
- Don't leave me.
Okay.
All right, everyone
needs to settle down.
This is Mother's Day,
and y'all are the three most
important mothers in my life,
and all this fighting
is tearing me apart.
- Hush.
- Stay out of it.
Oh, sit down.
So, Mary
where's your lovely daughter?
Don't you dare.
Oh, I dare. I really dare.
[crying] I know, I don't want to go
back out there either, but we got to.
MANDY: This is why I didn't want
to see any of you today.
AUDREY: Yeah, well,
there's the door.
MARY: Why does she get to leave
and I have to stay?
[whimpers]
Just so you know,
Father's Day is not like this.
[insects trilling]
[sighs]
Well, that could've
gone better.
A plague of locusts
would've been better.
Everyone liked Chloe, though.
Yeah, true.
Too bad we'll never see her again.
I don't think so. She's really sweet
on your brother.
[chuckles] For every ass
there's a saddle.
[grunts]
You know, I have
one last present for you.
Why do I feel like this is
more of a present for you?
No, no, it's Mother's Day,
you can just lie there.
[laughs]
[bagpipes screeching]
Oh, God.
Oh. Just pretend
we're doing it in Scotland.