Level Up (2012) s01e20 Episode Script

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP!
I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS, PEOPLE.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO
SPEND THE WEEKEND WITHOUT ME.
WE ARE ALL TAKING SATURDAY AND
SUNDAY AS A TEAMBUILDING
EXERCISE.
BUT THIS WEEK IS MY FAMILY
REUNION.
OH, WELL, YOU GOT A NEW
FAMILY NOW.
AND YOUR DADDY IS COACH FARBER.
EW.
THIS WEEKEND WE ARE GOING TO
TRACK, HUNT, AND TAKE DOWN A
BUFFALO.
A BUFFALO?
ISN'T THAT AGAINST THE LAW?
REGGIE, HERE, HE JUST TURNED
HIS BACK ON HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE
FOR THIS, NOT TO MENTION THE
FACT THAT ALREADY I CUT DOWN ALL
THE SOCCER NETS SO WE CAN
USE 'EM TO TRAP ONE OF THESE
BEASTS. HA!
UH, COACH, I'M NOT SURE MY
MOM'S GOING TO LET ME HUNT A
BUFFALO.
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH
ISSIES? HUH?
YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I LEFT THE "S" OFF.
I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE
AGAIN WITH THE SCHOOL BOARD.
COACH, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
OTHER TYPE OF TEAMBUILDING
ACTIVITY THAT WE CAN DO.
OH, OH, OH, MR. SMARTGUY.
WELL, IF YOU CAN THINK OF
ANOTHER ACTIVITY WHERE TEENAGERS
CAN RUN AROUND KILLING THINGS,
I AM ALL EARS.
WELL, ACTUALLY
WHAT?
WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THE WHOLE
FOOTBALL TEAM PLAYS "CONQUEROR
OF ALL WORLDS?"
I'M SORRY.
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
I WAS ON THE SPOT.
LOOK, I SAVED A BUFFALO'S LIFE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE FOOTBALL
TEAM IS GOING TO PLAY
"CONQUEROR." THEY'RE A BUNCH OF
NEURONS.
IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
TRUST ME.
IT MIGHT BE FUN KNOWING SOME
OTHER PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE GAME.
I GUESS THERE'S ROOM FOR
EVERYBODY.
ALL RIGHT, POINDEXTERS, BEA
IT.
THERE'S NOT ROOM FOR YOU HERE IN
THE COMPUTER LAB.
FOOTBALL NEEDS IT FOR
TEAMBUILDING. LET'S GO!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CHEERING]
HEY!
AAH!
FINE!
I'LL JUST WRITE MY FANTASY NOVEL
ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD!
AAH!
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GO LEFT.
YOUR OTHER LEFT.
ALL RIGHT, TEAM, IT APPEARS
WE'VE REACHED A SPORK IN THE
ROAD.
HEY, WHAT IS THAT THING?
UM, I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I'M
VERY NEW TO THIS GAME.
BUT IT APPEARS TO BE A FRIENDLY
ELF WHO'S GOING TO POINT US DOWN
THE RIGHT PATH.
THAT ELF IS LYING.
HE'S GOT POINTY EARS.
WHAT?
POINTY EARS ARE LYING EARS.
NO, MAN, ALL ELVES HAVE
POINTY EARS.
TAVISH IS RIGHT.
KILL IT BEFORE IT STABS US WITH
HIS EARS.
[YELLING IN GAME]
OOH!
OH! THAT IS NOT PRETTY.
THAT'S GOOD THINKING, BOYS.
NUMBER ONE RULE IN LIFE.
SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT THAN YOU,
YOU ATTACK IT.
YEAH!
OH, HEY, LYLE.
THERE HE IS.
ARE YOU SCHOOLING THESE NUBES
AT THE GAME?
LYLE'S GREAT IN THIS GAME.
OBSESSED WITH IT, REALLY.
HA HA HA.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
JOAQUIN?
THIS IS MY FIRST DAY PLAYING
"CONQUEROR OF THE WORLDS." I'M
NOT EVEN SAYING IT RIGHT, I
THINK.
HEY, WE GOT COMPANY.
WHAT'S UP, WIZARD?
WE'RE HERE TO OFFER
ASSISTANCE TO THE NUBES.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS JUST A
LAD, LEARNING TO GATHER LOOT AND
SLAP FIGHT ONE-ARMED
BLOODMONKEYS.
AH, BLOODMONKEYS.
THE FIRST TIME I HAD MY FACE
EATEN OFF.
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF
HELPING IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA.
SEE, THE TEAM IS EXPERIENCING
SOMEISSUES.
COME IN, LYLE.
HEY, ISN'T HAVE HEADSETS
AWESOME? IT'S LIKE WE'RE
RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
REGGIE?
HEY, CHECK IT.
TWO OTHER THINGS WE CAN ATTACK
FOR NO REASON. BLITZ!
AAH!
NUBE SWARM! NUBE SWARM!
AND THOSE ARE THE ISSUES.
ROLLING?
YEAH.
HA HA HA!
OH! THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
DID YOU SEE THAT? OH.
UNH.
OH, BOO!
BOO!
COME ON. I TOLD YOU, OK.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE BEATDOWN YOU
GUYS TOOK IN THE GAME.
THE TEAM'S JUST A LITTLE AGRO.
THEY PUNTED ME ACROSS THE
FOREST, LYLE.
AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER
WITH THE PROPER GREETINGS TO SEE
IF WE WERE FRIENDLIES.
LOOK, I SAID THAT THERE WERE
ISSUES.
CHECK THIS OUT, THOUGH.
ONCE THE TEAM FIGURES OUT THA
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME AT THE
GAME, THEY'RE GOING TO WANT TO
HANG WITH YOU.
[GASPS]
FOR REALS! I.R.L.
[IMITATES FAWNING]
I.R.L? SERIOUSLY?
WHO CARES?
IF THE GAME IS POPULAR WITH
CRAMPS LIKE THAT, THEN I'M
LOOKING FOR A NEW GAME.
LOOK, THE FOOTBALL TEAM JUS
NEEDS SOMEONE TO GET TOUGH WITH
THEM, YOU KNOW?
TELL THEM THEY NEED TO FOLLOW
THE RULES OR ELSE!
[SCOFFS] YOU'RE GOING TO DO
THAT? [SCOFFS]
NOT IN PERSON.
I'M GOING TO WRITE AN EMAIL TO
COURTESY CAT, THE IN-GAME
MODERATOR.
HE'LL POINT HIS PAW AND GENTLY
REMIND YOU TO FOLLOW THE CODE OF
CONDUCT.
SERIOUSLY? COURTESY CAT?
HEY, THE RESEARCH IS CLEAR.
PEOPLE LISTEN TO A VIDEOGAME CA
WHO SPEAKS IN RHYMES.
OH!
HOWDY Y'ALL!
OK, FINE.
I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT DANTE'S CRAZY OUTFIT NOW.
YOU'RE DARN PICKLING RIGHT!
YOU SEE FOR A LONG TIME,
"CONQUEROR" WAS MY THING.
IT WAS SO UNCOOL THAT IS WAS
COOL. BUT NOW THE FOOTBALL TEAM
IS MAKING IT COOL COOL.
SO IT WILL BE UNCOOL AND NOT IN
A COOL WAY.
I FOUND SOMETHING NEW.
SCARING BIRDS AWAY FROM CORN?
I'VE GONE DEEP, DEEPER INTO
THE SUB-SUB-SUB-SUBCULTURE OF
SOCIAL NETWORK CASUAL STRATEGY
VIDEOGAMES.
I'M TALKING--
"PICKLE FARMER."
"PICKLE FARMER?" THE GAME
THAT YOU JUST GROW PICKLES IN?
YOU DON'T JUST GROW THEM.
YOU FARM THEM!
THAT'S GROWING AND PICKING.
I'M TALKING DILL, AND SWEET,
JUMBO, AND GHERKIN.
GHERKIN?
SO MANY CHOICES, YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
CAN YOU GROW CORN?
NO, ANGIE.
IF YOU WANT TO GROW CORN, YOU
HAVE TO PLAY "CORN FARMER" OR
"CORN FARMER 2: THE SHUCKING
CONTINUES."
[ROOSTER CROWS]
OH! OH, NELLY!
ALMOST TIME TO HARVEST.
THAT'S "PICKLE FARMER" TALK FOR
PICKING.
LYLE, YOU GOT TO HELP ME WITH
"CONQUEROR," MAN.
EVERY TIME I CAST A FIRE SPELL,
MY WAND TURNS TO ICE.
AND EVERY TIME I CAST AN ICE
SPELL, MY GUY GROWS A PONYTAIL.
YOU GOT TO HELP ME WITH SOME
TIPS.
YEAH, WELL, EVEN I DON'T KNOW
AS MUCH AS THAT DUDE RIGH
THERE. TOTAL EXPERT.
WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
HEARD YOU'RE AN EXPERT A
"CONQUEROR OF ALL WORDS." YOU
THINK YOU COULD HELP ME AND SOME
OF THE OTHER PLAYERS OUT?
YOU MEAN LIKE HANG OUT WITH
THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND COACH YOU
GUYS?
UH, WYATT'S REALLY BUSY.
SO
YEAH, I'M BUSY
HELPING/COACHING REGGIE. WHAT?
I'LL MEET YOU AFTER SCHOOL.
COOL. AND MAKE SURE
NOBODY FOLLOWS YOU.
WHAT?
I'M JUST KIDDING.
SOMETHING MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS.
[SIGHS]
AND SO YOU CAN SEE, TEAM, YOU
KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUS
CALL YOU FRIENDS?
AND SO YOU CAN SEE, FRIENDS,
SOMETIMES IT PAYS IN THE GAME TO
KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TYPE OF
CHARACTER YOU'RE DEALING WITH
BEFORE YOU GUT THEM ALIVE.
SEE, IT'S NICE HAVING AN
EXPERT AROUND, RIGHT GUYS?
WYATT'S LIKE OUR NEW COACH.
HEY, I'M YOUR COACH.
UM, I MEANT ASSISTANT COACH,
COACH, WHO CAN HEAR FROM REALLY
FAR AWAY.
OH, NELLY. THAT IS A WHISTLE.
I GUESS WYATT'S RIGHT.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE PULLED THE
WHISKERS OFF THAT BIG CAT IN THE
TURTLE NECK THAT WAS TRYING TO
TELL US THE RULES. BLITZ!
[CAT YOWLS]
I THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOU
COURTESY CAT.
WE DON'T NEED THAT CAT.
WE GOT YOU.
YEAH.
AND YOU'RE NOT A DIRTY
RHYMER. OR ONE OF THOSE
POINTY EAR LIARS.
[PHONE BEEPING]
UH-OH.
UH, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU HAVE
TO GO TAKE THAT CALL.
YOU KNOW, WE KNOW AN EXPERT LIKE
YOU IS PRETTY POPULAR THESE
DAYS.
YES. I MUST TAKE THIS CALL.
MIGHT BE ABOUT A LEAK THAT I
HAVE TO TAKE.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE, DON'
STEAL SOMEONE ELSE'S CAKE.
AND REMEMBER, GREETING BEFORE
BEATING.
[PHONE BEEPING]
HEY, THAT CAT LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE ONE FROM
CROSSTOWN HIGH!
NO, NO. I WAS GOING TO SAY--
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO
SAY. LYLE KNOWS STUFF.
WHAT'S THE CROSSTOWN COUGAR
MASCOT DOING IN OUR SCHOOL?
LET'S GET HIM!
BLITZ!
[ALL YELLING]
YEAH!
OK.
TAKE IT OUT.
TAKE THAT FELINE DOWN AND SKIN
IT.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE MEAN TO
COURTESY CAT.
'CAUSE NEXT TIME WE MEET, YOU'LL
BE SORRY FOR THAT.
THAT'S RIGHT! WHOO-HOO!
[CHEERING]
WHAT'S THAT SMUG CROSSTOWN
COUGAR DOING IN OUR SCHOOL?
I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GROGGY
FROM MY GEOMETRY NAP, BU
THAT
LOOKED LIKE COURTESY CAT FROM
"CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS."
MMM.
NOW THIS IS A PICKLE I DIDN'
PLAN ON HARVESTIN'.
AH!
[SLURPING]
[EXHALES]
SO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THA
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE COURTESY
CAT YOU SAW AT SCHOOL TODAY?
LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOU
FILLING MY EARS WITH LIES, MY
STOMACH WITH PIES.
BUT I SAW WHAT I SAW.
LISTEN, I THINK HE'S OLD
ENOUGH TO KNOW THE TERRIBLE
TRUTH ABOUT WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
AROUND HERE.
YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M TALKING ABOUT
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.
SAD! OH, IT'S SO SAD.
OH, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE,
TRAGEDY.
YES. PEOPLE RIPPING OFF OTHER
PEOPLE'S IDEAS. AND
SOMEBODY ELSE TALK AGAIN.
CROSSTOWN HIGH OBVIOUSLY
SWIPED THEIR DESIGN FOR THEIR
STUPID COUGAR MASCOT FROM
"CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS."
REALLY? SO SOMEONE'S OU
THERE CAPITALIZING ON SOMEONE
ELSE'S CREATIVITY.
IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY.
WELL, THEN I NEED TO GO HOME
AND REEXAMINE MY AMERICA.
AND BY THAT, I MEAN TAKE A NAP.
SEE YA.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
AND IT'S ONLY GOING TO GE
WORSE.
I MEAN, IF JOAQUIN CAN RECOGNIZE
A LEAK, PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE
FOOTBALL TEAM WILL BE ABLE TO
RECOGNIZE LEAKS.
AND THEN THINGS ARE GOING TO
GET OUT OF HAND.
AND WHEN I SAY THEY'RE GOING TO
GET OUT OF HAND, THEY'RE REALLY
GOING TO BE OUT OF HAND.
OK.
I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON JOAQUIN.
IT SHOULD BE PRETTY EASY.
HE'LL BE IN A SUGAR COMA FOR THE
NEXT THREE HOURS, WHICH SHOULD
BUY YOU GUYS ENOUGH TIME TO FIX
THIS! JOAQUIN!
I DON'T GET IT.
HOW COULD WE NOT FIND THAT CAT?
HELLO?
MILK HOT TUB?
WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE SEE MY
GENIUS?
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE
WERE WORRIED THAT THE FOOTBALL
TEAM MIGHT RECOGNIZE LEAKS?
WELL, NOW WE JUST HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT EVERYONE.
[CHATTERING]
"CONQUEROR'S" GONE SO
MAINSTREAM.
I'M GOING TO GO HARVEST MY
PICKLES AND FEED THEM INTO MY
NEW RELISH MACHINE.
CONDIMENT UPGRADE. DING.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS.
I'M GOING TO GO GET THE FOOTBALL
TEAM OFF THE GAME RIGHT NOW.
AND EVERYONE ELSE WILL FOLLOW.
HOLD THAT.
LYLE, YOU'RE COMING WITH US
RIGHT NOW.
WE HAVE TO GO TO PRETEND TO
APOLOGIZE TO CROSSTOWN HIGH FOR
BEATING UP THEIR SMUG COUGAR.
HEH HEH.
LET'S GO.
DO SOMETHING.
SO I APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF
THE DAVENTRY HILLS HIGH FOOTBALL
TEAM.
AND I ADMIT THAT THE PUMMELING
OF YOUR CROSSTOWN HIGH COUGAR
WHILE HE WAS VISITING OUR SCHOOL
WAS WRONG AND GENERALLY BAD
HOSTING.
MY STUDENTS AND I HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE
OF THEIR SMUG, PRETENTIOUS
ATTITUDE.
THEY CAN'T ADMIT WHEN THEY'VE
BEEN APOLOGIZED TO.
OH, WE'RE APOLOGIZING?
I THOUGHT WE WERE COMING OVER
HERE TO BEAT UP THE MASCO
AGAIN.
SEE FOR YOURSELVES,
GENTLEMEN. OUR MASCOT'S
UNSCATHED.
YOU GOT ANOTHER MASCO
ALREADY?
JUST CAN'T HELP BUT FLAUNT YOUR
CROSSTOWN CASH IN OUR FACES,
HUH?
I'M SURE THIS IS JUST A
MISUNDERSTANDING.
ADMIT IT, TEA DRINKER.
YOUR MASCOT WAS IN OUR SCHOOL,
AND HE DESERVED THAT BEATDOWN.
APOLOGY CANCELED.
QUICK, BOYS, RUN.
YEAH.
LISTEN, BROS, AS YOUR FELLOW
COOL DUDE, I THINK IT'S TIME
THAT WE [IMITATES TIRES
SQUEALING] CHILL ON THE
VIDEOGAMAGE. WHAT?
YOU KNOW, LEAVE THAT TO THE
UNCOOLSTERS.
I THINK WHAT YOUR COOL FRIEND
WYATT WAS TRYING TO SAY IS WHY
BE INSIDE ON SUCH A LOVELY DAY?
[VIDEOGAME CHATTER]
I'M OUT.
HEY, MAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO
HATE, THERE'S THE DOOR.
I'VE GOT PEGUSI TO FLY.
I TOLD YOU YOU'D BE SORRY.
PREPARE TO GET A MEOWING.
[PURRS]
MAN, ALL THIS FAKE KILLING IS
MAKING ME THIRSTY.
I'M GETTING A HEALTHY BEVERAGE.
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU'RE BACK.
IT WAS A BAD SCENE IN THE
COMPUTER LAB, LYLE.
I TRIED TO SWAGGER UP, BUT FOUND
OUT THAT MY SWAG CAN'S ON EMPTY.
DON'T SAY THAT WORD.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
SWAGADOO.
OK. YOU STOP TALKING.
I WILL GO GET THE FOOTBALL TEAM
OFF THE GAME.
YOU GUYS GET THE CAT.
[PURRS]
AAH!
[YELLING]
[CRASHING]
THIS WAY!
THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?
IS HE USUALLY IN HERE?
NO, ANGIE, IT'S SOMETHING
THAT'S ONLY BEEN WHISPERED ABOU
IN THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE
INTERNET.
[GASPS] YOU DON'T MEAN
I'M AFRAID I DO.
IT'S THE HECKFIRE TIGER.
AAH!
RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU
IGNORE COURTESY CAT, HE MORPHS
INTO A BOARDED UP FELINE WHO
TEACHES YOU MANNERS THE UGLY
WAY, WITH NO RHYMES IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
DO YOU MEAN WITH NO RHYMES?
WHOO!
REGGIE?
CROSSTOWN'S COME BACK FOR
REVENGE.
I DON'T THINK IT'S THE CROSSTOWN
COUGAR UNLESS HE'S BEEN POUNDING
PROFESSOR PUSHUP PROTEIN SHAKES
LIKE A MAD MAN.
UH, THERE IS A LOGICAL
EXPLANATION FOR WHAT YOU SAW,
REGGIE.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
UH. OOH!
WHERE'S THE FOOTBALL TEAM?
NOBODY IGNORES MY WARNINGS AND
KEEPS THEIR ARMS.
PUT THIS ON.
WHAT?
AND GET SOMEBODY ELSE'S
HEADSWEAT ON MY HAIR? PASS.
DID YOU NOT HEAR THE VERY
RAGE OF THE MUSCULAR TIGER?
HE'S LOOKING FOR THE FOOTBALL
TEAM.
I KNOW.
BUT IF HE THINKS WE'RE ON THE
TEAM, WE CAN DRAW HIM OUT OF
HERE.
VERY BRAVE.
AND STUPID.
I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
AAH!
TIME TO NEUTER THIS CAT!
EENY, MEENY, MINEY, MOIN,
SHOOT A TIGER IN THE GROIN.
KILL!
UNH!
AAH!
AAH!
LEFT. RIGHT.
AAH!
GO! GO! GO!
AAH!
HEY. NO! NO! NO! BAD KITTY!
OW!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S TAKE
ON THIS MONSTER USING THE SKILLS
WYATT TAUGHT US.
I DON'T SEE HOW ANYTHING COULD
BE MORE EXCITING THAN THIS GAME.
AAH!
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR
ATTENTION.
I'M SUPER SORRY, DUDE.
I SAID SOME THINGS I DIDN'
MEAN. I'M SURE YOU SAID
SOME THINGS OUT OF ANGER.
BUT I AM TRULY SORRY FOR MY END
OF IT.
BY GENE RODDENBERRY'S GHOST,
YOUR APOLOGIES ARE MAKING HIM
WEAKER!
OK. HECKFIRE TIGER, OVER HERE.
ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL
TEAM, I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
FOR OUR CONDUCT IN THE GAME.
THANKS TO YOU, WE NOW KNOW THA
DELINQUENT PLAY WILL NO LONGER
BE TOLERATED. AGAIN,
OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES.
SAY IT.
UH, YEAH.
I AM SORRY THAT I'M SO GOOD A
"CONQUEROR" I MAKE EVERYONE ELSE
LOOK BAD IN COMPARISON.
LYLE? HEH.
THAT'S JUST BRAGGING.
HEY, I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN
EATING THE BREAKFAST BARS OUT OF
WYATT'S LUNCH FOR THE PAST
SIX WEEKS.
I THOUGHT MY MOM STOPPED
PACKING THEM.
AND I'M SORRY THAT I ASKED
DANTE TO GRAB WYATT'S PUDDING
WHILE HE WAS STEALING THE
BREAKFAST BARS.
THERE WAS PUDDING?
THANK YOU.
AND ALWAYS LISTEN TO COURTESY
CAT, OR HECKFIRE TIGER WILL BE
BACK,
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
YES. HEH.
UH, WHOA.
JOAQUIN.
HEY, WHERE'D YOU GUYS GE
THOSE WEAPONS?
WHAT?
THEY'RE EXACTLY LIKE THE ONES
IN "CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS."
NOT EXACTLY. NO.
THESE ARE "CONQUEROR" RIP OFFS.
HEH. YEP.
BUNCH OF CHEAP TOYS.
YEAH.
WE GOT THESE BABIES ONLINE.
THEY'RE NOT TOTALLY LEGAL.
SO KEEP IT ON THE DL.
I NEED TO TALK TO MY
SISTERALONE.
SURE. THAT'S OK.
IT ALL ADDS UP NOW, ANGIE.
AND YOU'RE COVERING FOR THEM.
OK, LISTEN, JOAQUIN, THAT'S--
THESE GUYS ARE LARPERS,
AREN'T THEY?
WHAT?
LIVE-ACTION ROLE PLAYERS.
YOU KNOW, GUYS WHO DRESS UP IN
COSTUMES AND GO FIGHT EACH OTHER
IN THE PARK.
YES. YES. YES.
UH, LISTEN, IT'S KIND OF
EMBARRASSING FOR EVERYBODY
INVOLVED.
OH, YEAH.
SO IF YOU COULD JUST KEEP
THAT TO YOURSELF
OK.
WHAT HAPPENED?
UH
[CLEAR THROAT] CROSSTOWN?
CROSSTOWN?
AAH!
[ALL YELLING]
CROSSTOWN!
UNH! MAN, I ONLY GOT $8.00
A BUSHEL AT MARKET FOR THESE
PICKLES.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY MANURE
I COULD BUY?
"PICKLE FARMER?" YOU
INTRODUCED THEM TO "PICKLE
FARMER?" HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
THAT'S MY THING.
HEY, MAN, I HAD TO GET THEM
OFF OF "CONQUEROR."
AND WITH "PICKLE FARMER," IF
ANYTHING LEAKS, WE CAN EAT IT.
SEE? THIS COULD BE GOOD FOR
YOU, DANTE.
HEY, TEAM, DANTE HERE IS AN
EXPERT PICKLE FARMER.
YOU ARE, DANTE?
WELL, COME HAVE LUNCH WITH US.
WHOA.
TERRANCE BROUGHT HUMMUS.
MY NEIGHBOR MAKES IT WITH HIS
FEET.
WELL, I DO LIKE ME SOME
FOOTSNACKS!
FOOTSNACKS!
YEE! YEE!