Martin Mystery (2003) s01e20 Episode Script
The Return of the Beasts
[Music]
look at him martin isn't he just
adorable considering the flat head and
hairy back adorable might be a stretched
eye
but i gotta admit the jobsters sure come
a long way since we first found them
found them found them found
i'm telling you vandals have been
specifically targeting the jurassic
exhibit we need to increase security
i'm sorry i'm losing reception i'll have
to call you back
who's there
[Music]
return of the beasts
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
come on die why not
because it's your own fault you stayed
up all night watching dumb horror movies
instead of studying for today's tests
besides cheating is totally unethical
dumb horror movies are you kidding
terror of the gargantuan toad is a
classic
whatever just find someone else to rate
answers from
okay students it's test time take a seat
please
[Music]
looks like you're stuck with me sis
just keep your eyes on your own paper as
soon as you receive your frog you may
begin your dissection
did he just say this section
yeah you would have known that have you
bothered to study
you've just earned yourself two days
detention
serve them right
and the same goes for you miss lombard
now catch all these frogs immediately
sir you don't understand i had nothing
to do with try to weasel your way out of
this young lady or it'll be four days
given the circumstances it looks like
your little scheme worked i have to
postpone the test until next week
[Music]
frog liberation what a lame stunt
well after seeing how the scientists
wiped out the gargantuan toad
i felt it was my duty to set these
little guys free
i wish the scientists would wipe you
out great the center this is all i need
nope ain't in here
or here
ah there you are
clear
diana
hey how'd you get in there
there you are agents the center needs
your help cool
hey you need us to afford another
pyramid full of reanimated mummies
nothing quite so trivial
several torontonians have had encounters
with oh how shall i put this
strange beings hmm i can relate i'm
standing next to a strange being right
now
meanwhile traces of violet slime have
been spotted near these encounters
sounds to me like a slime-spitting
specter which is odd because they
usually avoid big metropolitan areas
interesting theory martin but i don't
think we're dealing with a specter here
well how can you be sure because thanks
to a museum curator named carrie
campbell we were able to capture one of
the beings i'd like you to question her
right after you examined the evidence
[Music]
awesome it's a caveman
my name is martin what's yours
uh reality check martin this guy's
primitive as you can't communicate with
him
java
did you hear that his name is java
hello java okay fine his name is java
and he's a strange being now say your
goodbye grandson let's bolt
hey i bet he could be a big help on our
mission
absolutely not
under no circumstances am i gonna
babysit a caveman
wow
[Music]
but if he goes ballistic and attacks
anyone it's totally your responsibility
take a chill pill die he's just a big
teddy bear
either i'm having a bad hair day or
somebody's afraid of our new friend oh
oh yeah cave boy's a huge help
we should have made him an agent years
ago
well i suppose java could use a little
makeover
[Applause]
[Music]
yes what do you want hi we're agents
from the center mind if we come in and
ask you a few questions
oh not at all
don't they're fake
i think our partner could use a glass of
water
so you saw some kind of sticky purple
hole open up in the sidewalk in front of
you i was walking home from work when a
hideous prehistoric man climbed out of a
pool of slime he was about to attack me
when the police showed up and where was
it that you work again the royal ontario
museum
which reminds me i need to call back the
head of security we've been having
issues with vandalism in the dinosaur
exhibit
looks like the sticky purple hole
followed carrie home
huh
[Music]
you're right it is him how did you get
in here
and stay out
if getting back to square one was our
goal i'd say we've succeeded it wasn't a
total disaster i mean at least now we
know that a mysterious gooey passageway
is trying to pull java back from where
it came
hey guys
it's him
lily billy it's okay his name is java
and he's completely tame
i think he likes me so what's up billy a
mom wanted me to tell you that the
sightings are getting more frequent and
the entities are also getting bigger and
more aggressive
i can't quite make out what these
entities are but they look a lot bigger
than java
can you specify the locations of the
sightings
perfect now if you display the times of
each manifestation i might be able to
make a predictive triangulation
huh oh great she's speaking geek again
by calculating the cosine of the polar
coordinates ponderated by the mass
mutation
index the next phenomenon will be taking
place in the subway quarter at 20 to 14
hours if you say so oh now if you'll
excuse me i think i need to lie down
why do predictive triangulations always
have to lead to the spookiest places
relax die we've got java here to protect
us
[Music]
this is the spot
unfortunately
only
it's exactly 2214 and there's no sign of
any paranormal phenomenon nice try miss
mathlete but it looks like your
calculations are off by a few cosines um
but that's impossible not only am i
mathematical genius i triple check my
work
okay forget what i said this definitely
qualifies as a paranormal phenomenon
[Music]
uh
oh no
they're both gone
ah
good job i hope that mutated dinosaur
creature didn't eat them
maybe it just took them back into the
hole before it vanished we need to find
out where these things go
second why didn't i think of this
earlier the door of doom please tell me
you're not talking about another movie
of course i am anyway in the door of
doom a dimensional black hole sucks
victims in and rearranges their
molecular structure and when they're
spit out they're totally unrecognizable
that's truly fascinating but what we
need is real evidence as in an actual
clue
you mean like this little souvenir our
beastie left it behind when he attacked
me
hey didn't carrie say someone had been
vandalizing the dinosaur exhibit at the
royal ontario museum you're right i
think it's time we took a little field
trip
this goes way beyond vandalism somebody
stolen the entire jurassic fossils
collection
freaky i mean who'd be interested in a
bunch of boring old relics
[Music]
whoa
this is amazing
someone recreated a parallel jurassic
world under the museum
huh maybe it's not such a boring place
after all
this isn't the time for joking martin
this is the time for ducking
[Music]
why do we always have to land in goo we
don't always land in goo
sometimes we land in muck or gunk or
slime
anyway
my guess is java somewhere around here
my guess is that's a good place to start
our search
whatever this place is
redefines creepy just stay close and
head towards the light
light that's more like a purple glow
which as we've learned can not be good
looks like some sort of geode but i've
never seen one quite like this before
you know one that's all slimy and stuff
i don't know how much more of this freak
show i can take check it out it looks
like someone's recreating dinosaurs with
the fossils from the museum
except i don't think they've perfected
the process yet
java
java are you okay
there's something moving in here
i see you found my little workshop
we didn't have much choice we got sucked
into one of your slime holes
the viscous time portals a favorite
discovery of mine
great way to unleash my beasts into
different parts of the city i was having
fun with the pre-show too
that is until our little cave friend got
caught
wait a second you control those slimy
portals that means you're the creep that
tried to steal java in kerry's kitchen
not steal
reclaim
because just like everything else you
see here i created him with the power of
the geode that i excavated when i was a
paleontologist
paleontologist more like a
paleontologist
you've seen my creatures i'd hardly call
my work a failure if your objective is
to create freakish mutants then no i
guess not they'll serve my purpose just
fine when i turn the clock back 300
million years and unleash my dinosaurs
on the earth my final brood awakes i'll
leave you all to get acquainted
[Laughter]
[Music]
i can't believe we let him get away
forget about him we've got bigger
problems
whatever it is
[Music]
okay that's not gonna work
what could you hear before
okay pal i've had just about enough of
you uh
[Music]
[Music]
nice work even though the dilophosaurus
deserves the credit thanks thanks what
have you done to my creations we're
putting them out of their misery
oh
uh
no
let me go
congratulations team nice work
thanks
but we couldn't have done it without
java and whose idea was it to bring him
along
you two better get back to school i
understand you had a little problem in
biology class get you later
how did she know about that
[Music]
after that mission the last thing i want
to do is spend my weekend crawling on
the floor catching frogs
i'm more concerned about what the center
did with java i really miss the big guy
to be honest
i kind of do too
java you're the school's new janitor
java help
wow java look at you you learn to talk
so quickly and so well who would have
known that after all his goofy
misadventures our buddy job would turn
into such a capable young adult
maybe you spoke too soon
need a hand there big guy
[Music]
[Music]
you
look at him martin isn't he just
adorable considering the flat head and
hairy back adorable might be a stretched
eye
but i gotta admit the jobsters sure come
a long way since we first found them
found them found them found
i'm telling you vandals have been
specifically targeting the jurassic
exhibit we need to increase security
i'm sorry i'm losing reception i'll have
to call you back
who's there
[Music]
return of the beasts
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
come on die why not
because it's your own fault you stayed
up all night watching dumb horror movies
instead of studying for today's tests
besides cheating is totally unethical
dumb horror movies are you kidding
terror of the gargantuan toad is a
classic
whatever just find someone else to rate
answers from
okay students it's test time take a seat
please
[Music]
looks like you're stuck with me sis
just keep your eyes on your own paper as
soon as you receive your frog you may
begin your dissection
did he just say this section
yeah you would have known that have you
bothered to study
you've just earned yourself two days
detention
serve them right
and the same goes for you miss lombard
now catch all these frogs immediately
sir you don't understand i had nothing
to do with try to weasel your way out of
this young lady or it'll be four days
given the circumstances it looks like
your little scheme worked i have to
postpone the test until next week
[Music]
frog liberation what a lame stunt
well after seeing how the scientists
wiped out the gargantuan toad
i felt it was my duty to set these
little guys free
i wish the scientists would wipe you
out great the center this is all i need
nope ain't in here
or here
ah there you are
clear
diana
hey how'd you get in there
there you are agents the center needs
your help cool
hey you need us to afford another
pyramid full of reanimated mummies
nothing quite so trivial
several torontonians have had encounters
with oh how shall i put this
strange beings hmm i can relate i'm
standing next to a strange being right
now
meanwhile traces of violet slime have
been spotted near these encounters
sounds to me like a slime-spitting
specter which is odd because they
usually avoid big metropolitan areas
interesting theory martin but i don't
think we're dealing with a specter here
well how can you be sure because thanks
to a museum curator named carrie
campbell we were able to capture one of
the beings i'd like you to question her
right after you examined the evidence
[Music]
awesome it's a caveman
my name is martin what's yours
uh reality check martin this guy's
primitive as you can't communicate with
him
java
did you hear that his name is java
hello java okay fine his name is java
and he's a strange being now say your
goodbye grandson let's bolt
hey i bet he could be a big help on our
mission
absolutely not
under no circumstances am i gonna
babysit a caveman
wow
[Music]
but if he goes ballistic and attacks
anyone it's totally your responsibility
take a chill pill die he's just a big
teddy bear
either i'm having a bad hair day or
somebody's afraid of our new friend oh
oh yeah cave boy's a huge help
we should have made him an agent years
ago
well i suppose java could use a little
makeover
[Applause]
[Music]
yes what do you want hi we're agents
from the center mind if we come in and
ask you a few questions
oh not at all
don't they're fake
i think our partner could use a glass of
water
so you saw some kind of sticky purple
hole open up in the sidewalk in front of
you i was walking home from work when a
hideous prehistoric man climbed out of a
pool of slime he was about to attack me
when the police showed up and where was
it that you work again the royal ontario
museum
which reminds me i need to call back the
head of security we've been having
issues with vandalism in the dinosaur
exhibit
looks like the sticky purple hole
followed carrie home
huh
[Music]
you're right it is him how did you get
in here
and stay out
if getting back to square one was our
goal i'd say we've succeeded it wasn't a
total disaster i mean at least now we
know that a mysterious gooey passageway
is trying to pull java back from where
it came
hey guys
it's him
lily billy it's okay his name is java
and he's completely tame
i think he likes me so what's up billy a
mom wanted me to tell you that the
sightings are getting more frequent and
the entities are also getting bigger and
more aggressive
i can't quite make out what these
entities are but they look a lot bigger
than java
can you specify the locations of the
sightings
perfect now if you display the times of
each manifestation i might be able to
make a predictive triangulation
huh oh great she's speaking geek again
by calculating the cosine of the polar
coordinates ponderated by the mass
mutation
index the next phenomenon will be taking
place in the subway quarter at 20 to 14
hours if you say so oh now if you'll
excuse me i think i need to lie down
why do predictive triangulations always
have to lead to the spookiest places
relax die we've got java here to protect
us
[Music]
this is the spot
unfortunately
only
it's exactly 2214 and there's no sign of
any paranormal phenomenon nice try miss
mathlete but it looks like your
calculations are off by a few cosines um
but that's impossible not only am i
mathematical genius i triple check my
work
okay forget what i said this definitely
qualifies as a paranormal phenomenon
[Music]
uh
oh no
they're both gone
ah
good job i hope that mutated dinosaur
creature didn't eat them
maybe it just took them back into the
hole before it vanished we need to find
out where these things go
second why didn't i think of this
earlier the door of doom please tell me
you're not talking about another movie
of course i am anyway in the door of
doom a dimensional black hole sucks
victims in and rearranges their
molecular structure and when they're
spit out they're totally unrecognizable
that's truly fascinating but what we
need is real evidence as in an actual
clue
you mean like this little souvenir our
beastie left it behind when he attacked
me
hey didn't carrie say someone had been
vandalizing the dinosaur exhibit at the
royal ontario museum you're right i
think it's time we took a little field
trip
this goes way beyond vandalism somebody
stolen the entire jurassic fossils
collection
freaky i mean who'd be interested in a
bunch of boring old relics
[Music]
whoa
this is amazing
someone recreated a parallel jurassic
world under the museum
huh maybe it's not such a boring place
after all
this isn't the time for joking martin
this is the time for ducking
[Music]
why do we always have to land in goo we
don't always land in goo
sometimes we land in muck or gunk or
slime
anyway
my guess is java somewhere around here
my guess is that's a good place to start
our search
whatever this place is
redefines creepy just stay close and
head towards the light
light that's more like a purple glow
which as we've learned can not be good
looks like some sort of geode but i've
never seen one quite like this before
you know one that's all slimy and stuff
i don't know how much more of this freak
show i can take check it out it looks
like someone's recreating dinosaurs with
the fossils from the museum
except i don't think they've perfected
the process yet
java
java are you okay
there's something moving in here
i see you found my little workshop
we didn't have much choice we got sucked
into one of your slime holes
the viscous time portals a favorite
discovery of mine
great way to unleash my beasts into
different parts of the city i was having
fun with the pre-show too
that is until our little cave friend got
caught
wait a second you control those slimy
portals that means you're the creep that
tried to steal java in kerry's kitchen
not steal
reclaim
because just like everything else you
see here i created him with the power of
the geode that i excavated when i was a
paleontologist
paleontologist more like a
paleontologist
you've seen my creatures i'd hardly call
my work a failure if your objective is
to create freakish mutants then no i
guess not they'll serve my purpose just
fine when i turn the clock back 300
million years and unleash my dinosaurs
on the earth my final brood awakes i'll
leave you all to get acquainted
[Laughter]
[Music]
i can't believe we let him get away
forget about him we've got bigger
problems
whatever it is
[Music]
okay that's not gonna work
what could you hear before
okay pal i've had just about enough of
you uh
[Music]
[Music]
nice work even though the dilophosaurus
deserves the credit thanks thanks what
have you done to my creations we're
putting them out of their misery
oh
uh
no
let me go
congratulations team nice work
thanks
but we couldn't have done it without
java and whose idea was it to bring him
along
you two better get back to school i
understand you had a little problem in
biology class get you later
how did she know about that
[Music]
after that mission the last thing i want
to do is spend my weekend crawling on
the floor catching frogs
i'm more concerned about what the center
did with java i really miss the big guy
to be honest
i kind of do too
java you're the school's new janitor
java help
wow java look at you you learn to talk
so quickly and so well who would have
known that after all his goofy
misadventures our buddy job would turn
into such a capable young adult
maybe you spoke too soon
need a hand there big guy
[Music]
[Music]
you