The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e20 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Doodly doo tee too
la ta ta ta ♪
Oh! I won't let him
bounce me again!
Oh, I got to hide!
Got to hide!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
First I give a bounce,
which I follow with a pounce.
An adjustable, combustible
You see, I really must-able.
Truly and unruly, duly
just a little bounce.
Howdy, long ears.
Aah! Hah hah hah hah!
Say, what'cha doing
lying down on the job?
Look, I've got
cabbages to harvest,
so would you mind not
bouncing for a few days?
Not bounce?
But that's that's
What tiggers do best.
Yes, yes, I know.
Wait. I've got it!
There you are, Tigger.
Castle Ridge.
Practice your bouncing on that.
Ha ha ha ha!
I can get up there
in only two bounces.
Hmm. The best bouncer
in the world
can do it in one.
Well, dust off that trophy,
palaroo.
Yaah!
Hmm. This is going to take
some serious practicizing.
Mm. Mm. Uh, nope. Nope,
nope, nope. Don't like it.
Don't like it at all.
That stack of cabbages
is nothing
but an accident
waiting to happen.
Oh, accidents only happen
when Tigger is around,
and I've got him gone for days.
- Hey, Rabbit!
- Aah!
Yaah!
That ridge is impossible.
I can't even make it
with my bestest bounce.
You got to help me.
Help you? I ought to
ought to
ought to help you
with your bouncing.
You mean it?
Of course, dear Tigger.
After all, I'm related
to the world's greatest bouncer:
The Awesome Bunny
of, uh, Upsidasia.
Ha ha ha! What do bunnies
know about bouncing?
Why, they invented it.
Wait a minute.
Who's this Upsidasia guy?
You know, the Awesome Bunny?
Oh?
Uh, oh, yes.
Best bouncer around.
Why, he could jump
Castle Ridge in his sleep.
Must work at night.
And I know the secret to his
stratospheric bouncing,
which I'll tell you
if you pick up all my cabbages.
Gee, thanks,
bunny boy. Ha ha!
It's a deal!
Ho ho! He fell for it.
Ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo!
Am I going to
teach him a lesson.
Get along, little coleslaw.
Hee hee hee hyah!
Hurry with that spring.
There isn't much time.
Yahoo!
Oh.
All right, bunny boy.
I got your green basketballs.
Now how about that bunny
bouncing secret?
Ahem.
Behold.
The jumping shoes of the
Awesome Bunny of Upsidasia.
But, uh, do they
do they really work?
Watch.
1, 2, 3.
Aah!
That was the most amazing bounce
these peepers have ever peeped!
I got to have those shoes.
Ahem. Uh, sure, Tigger.
Uh, just let me get the, uh,
knots out of the shoelaces, hmm?
You sure taught him a lesson.
It's not over yet.
But, uh, with all
that junk in there,
he'll never be able to bounce.
That's the point.
Now wait a minute.
A little prank's one thing,
but this is getting
carried away.
But he deserves it, right?
Huh.
Well, I think so.
Oh, thanks, long ears.
Now I'll leap up that old ridge
with the greatest of ease.
Ahem. The, uh, shoes are
for big bunnies, Tigger.
Might take some getting used to.
You're right. I just need
to practice a bit.
Like for a week.
Hello, Tigger.
Oh. Hi, guys.
Uh, Tigger, Piglet and I
were wondering
why your shoes
were being so loud.
Aren't they great?
They're helping me bounce.
Excuse me, Tigger,
but they look like they're
holding you down.
Nah. Rabbit says I just
got to get used to them.
Oh.
Where did Rabbit get them?
Uh, borrowed them
from the Awful Bunny
of, uh, Upsidedownsia.
An Awful Bunny?
Yeah. Big fella
who jumps at night.
Bounces while you sleep
or something like that.
Well, I got to get back to work.
Poor Tigger. He looks
so very tired.
Why doesn't anyone
think my joke is funny?
Those shoes have to be
around here somewhere.
Hmm. Got to get up
to that ridge.
I can do that in my sleep.
Oh, my.
Tigger's sleep-bouncing.
I'd better find those shoes
before this goes any further.
Oof!
Oh, bother.
Pooh, Pooh.
Did he get you, too?
If the it was something
that jumps on your tummy,
yes.
It must have been
the Awful Bunny.
He only bounces
at night, remember?
He must have come
looking for his shoes.
Oh, d-d-dear.
We have to warn Tigger.
Oh, no. He's back.
Wake up, Tigger.
Oh, morning, buddy bear.
What you doing here?
The Awful Bunny is in the woods.
Look at the mess, Pooh.
The Bunny must have been here
looking for his shoes.
Hoo hoo! Well, it's
a good thing I hid them.
Aah!
Did you hear something?
Uh, Tigger,
you don't seem
to be going very far.
Uh, upwardly speaking.
Yeah. But just think
how bad I'd be bouncing
if I didn't have
these super shoes.
But But But the Awful
Bunny wants them back.
Sorry.
I won't give them up
until I make it
to the tippy-top.
Rabbit convinced me.
Right, old long ears?
Uh, I suppose so, Tigger.
Oh, so I didn't make it
to the tippy-top today.
Just wait until tomorrow.
But the
B-B-Bunny.
Well, if he wants these shoes,
he'll have to get by us first.
You know, I'm not sure
this is really necessary.
But, Rabbit, he's your relative,
and they are his shoes.
Oh, uh, heh, that's right.
Silly of me to forget.
All right, kiddos,
we're locked up tight.
But we can't let our guard
down for a second.
Right.
Now I'll get rid of these shoes.
- Got to get up that ridge.
- Oh, no. Not again.
- Aah!
- Oh, bother.
The Bunny must have
come for his shoes.
He took Tigger, too.
There it goes.
Quick, Rabbit.
We must save Tigger.
Yeah, uh, what?
I'm sure I heard
the bouncing bounce this way.
Why, it's only Tigger.
Wake up, Tigger!
Ohh. Hiya, buddy bear.
Is, uh Hey!
How did I get up here?
The Awful Bunny took you.
Uh, right, Rabbit?
Uh, yes. And he took
back his shoes.
Yipe! Whoo-hoo!
That's a flimflam fib.
Never was no Awesome Bunny.
You invented him
and these shoes.
You mean Rabbit deliberately
put big old weights
on my footsies?
But, uh, let me explain.
Bunny, old buddy,
you knew those shoes would
build up my muskles.
And thanks to you, I proved
I'm the best bouncer
in the whole world!
Then Then you forgive me?
Forgive? Why, the first
thing tomorrow morning,
you're going to help me
train for my next bounce.
- Next bounce?
- Yeah.
I heard about this cow
that jumped over the moon.
Listen, us tiggers
can't let no cows
be the bestest jumpers.
Well, what do you know?
Overcome with exciterment.
This is the last straw.
Pooh! Pooh Bear!
Open this door this very minute!
Hello, Rabbit.
Enough small talk, Pooh.
I want my shovel,
and I'm going to get it!
Your shovel?
You promised you'd
return it last week,
you silly bear.
If I don't begin
planting my carrots
at exactly the stroke of 12,
how will they grow up
to be midnight snacks?
I don't know, Rabbit. How?
Aah!
Pooh, no more borrowing.
Shovel. Now.
Actually,
I think I left it in the closet.
Aha!
But, Rabbit
No buts about it.
Here you go, Rabbit.
Your shovel.
Ohh.
Pooh Bear borrows this,
Pooh Bear borrows that.
Who does he think I am?
Aah!
Of course, there is one problem
with planting carrots
in the dark:
You can't see what you're doing.
I'm certain Gopher won't mind
my borrowing his helmet.
I'll have it back to him
before he knows it.
Aah!
Robbers! Burglars!
A body can't even sleep
without getting
something snatched, see?
It looks like your head, Gopher.
Yep. It's a head,
all right.
It was
Well, there's supposed
to be a helmet on it!
Someone borrowed my helmet!
Borrowed?
Oh, my.
I forgot to return
Gopher's helmet me.
Oh, d-d-dear.
And without your light,
it's so dark.
Yeah. Isn't it?
Yeah. Good thing you're not
afraid of the dark, Gopher.
Yeah.
Good thing.
And who knows
what's living down there?
Living?
Yeah. Like jagulars.
J-J-Jagulars?
Or Or heffalumps.
Heh heh heh. Heffamadingles?
Or maybe
woozles.
Uh, w-w-woozles? Heh heh.
Yeah. You never know
what kind of
ickety-stickety things
live down in the d-dark.
Dark?
Yike!
Hmm. I wonder if it was I
who lost Gopher's helmet.
Oh, no. No.
I'm sure it wasn't you.
Well, I have been borrowing
a lot of things lately.
And since I don't
remember losing it,
I must have lost it.
If I did remember,
then it wouldn't be lost.
Oh, Pooh, how could you?
Yeah! How could you?
Uh, look, maybe it'll
show up very soon,
any second.
Where is it? Where is it?
It has to be here somewhere.
Oh, my.
I must have buried it.
Pooh, do you think
it's a good idea
to go down there all alone
in the dark?
Dark? Yaah!
But I'm not alone, Piglet.
I have my jar of honey.
Do you remember
leaving Gopher's
helmet in his tunnels?
No.
But I also don't remember
taking his helmet.
Therefore, I probably lost it
where I don't remember going.
Aah!
Is it It's here?
It's got to be here.
Oh, no, no, no.
Where, where? Ohh!
Hmm. Now,
which way would I go
if I was a lost helmet?
Hmm. Looks like helmet tracks.
Hellooo!
Something, uh, d-down there
in in in the dark.
Dark?
Aah!
Can't say I like
my face, either.
What'll I do?
What'll I do?
I got to find it.
Got to find it.
Ooh hoo hoo. Ah ha ha.
Got to find it.
Aah!
R-Rabbit, quick!
P-Pooh, Pooh, hurry!
Get the ladder!
Uh, boom-boom and noises!
And the honey jar,
and he's all alone, and and and
Old fluff and stuff went
to find Gopher's helmet.
What? Doesn't he know
he could get lost in the dark?
Dark? Aah!
Uh, maybe I'd better go
look for Pooh myself.
If long ears can risk his life
for old fuzzy top, then me, too.
Might as well go, too.
Rabbit's an inspiration
to all of us.
Yaah!
Helmet! Is that you?
Yaah!
Hello, Tigger.
I didn't expect
to see you down here.
I I came to rescue
you, buddy bear.
I I thought
you might be lost.
I'm not lost. I'm right
where I'm standing.
Unfortunately, where I'm
standing may be lost.
What's that? What's that?
Yaah!
Hello, Eeyore.
Have you come to rescue me, too?
Yaah!
Hello, Rabbit.
If you're lost,
you've come to the right place.
Yeah. Because of buddy bear
taking Gopher's helmet,
we're going to be
down here forever.
Or longer.
No, no, no.
We mustn't blame Pooh.
I mean, anyone
can make a mistake.
Uh, well, not a smart
bunny like you.
Don't worry. Just follow me
and try to think like a helmet.
Hello, helmet!
I'm afraid it's up to me
to go down and rescue them.
Hellooo!
Oh, d-d-dear.
That's awful brave
of you, Piglet.
I never thought
you had it in you.
B-B-But I don't.
Yow!
By sassafras,
if a little whippersnapper
like him can face the dark,
then so can I.
Huh? Eh? I said it!
Dark. Dark.
Dark.
Da Aah!
Helmet.
This is terribibble.
Lost zillions of miles
down under.
Bunny boy, you got
to get us out of here.
You're our only hopelessness.
But I don't know how.
It's true, Rabbit.
You knew I lost the helmet.
You'll know how
to get us out. Please.
B-But I can't.
You've got it all wrong.
You didn't lose
Gopher's helmet, Pooh.
I did.
That's all right, Rabbit.
As long as one of us did.
I wouldn't feel right
if the helmet lost itself.
Hello!
It's the dark.
It's coming to get us.
Oh, my. Oh, my.
It's all my fault.
Oh, bother.
Homph!
Pooh!
Yaah!
Ah. So there you all are.
Heh. Should have known
you'd be lollygagging around.
Pooh!
Oh, we was just resting.
Ha ha ha. Being
a zillion miles underground
is kind of tiring, you know.
A zillion miles?
Ha!
Oh! Good old terra cotta.
You know, Piglet,
a zillion miles underground
certainly looks a lot
like Rabbit's house.
It, uh, ahem, is
Rabbit's house, uh, Pooh.
I don't know
what happened, Gopher.
I borrowed it. Only
for a second, really,
just to plant some carrots,
and I worked all night
and was so tired
that I came back at dawn
and leapt on the bed
and fell right to sleep and
Oh, that's some pillow.
That's no pillow.
That's Gopher's helmet.
Helmet?
Here, Gopher. Let me
return this to you.
Thanks, sonny, but I
don't need it anymore.
Don't need it?
Nope. Found out
there's nothing to be
afraid of in the dark.
Dark? Ohh
Now what's the matter with him?
It was probably
something he didn't eat.
Do you think he'd mind
if I borrowed a small smackerel?
No more borrowing!
Heh heh.
But you can have some.