Level Up (2012) s01e21 Episode Script

THAT IS CORRECT!
YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEBODY
WHO NEEDED A MATH TUTOR,
YOU SURE PICKED UP ON THE
RADON NIKODYM THEOREM QUICKLY.
WYATT, I LIED ABOU
NEEDING A MATH TUTOR
SO THAT I COULD SPEND
SOME TIME WITH YOU.
WHY? SO YOU COULD FIND OU
EMBARRASSING THINGS ABOUT ME
AND THEN PUBLISH THEM
IN THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER?
- WHAT?
- IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.
NO. I WANTED
TO GET YOU ALONE.
BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS
WITH THOSE TWO GUYS.
WAIT. YOU WANT TO
HANG OUT WITH ME ALONE?
BRAINS ARE THE NEW ABS.
[SNORTING LAUGHTER]
WELL THEN, BABY,
YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO CHECK OUT MY SIX PACK
OF THINKING MUSCLE.
[NERDY GIRL SNORTS][LYLE SHRIEKING]
LADY UNGAGA!
- [KARATE GRUNTS]
- [MONSTER SCREAMING]
- [SIGHS]
- HOO!
WHO'S BAD?
YOU ALL RIGHT, BUDDY?WHAT THE FIBONACCI!?
- YOU'RE WELCOME
- HOW THE FIBONACCI!?
I HAD A FEELING
IN P.E. TODAY.
HAD HER IN A PIT-LOCK
IN CO-ED WRESTLING.
SHE DIDN'T THROW UP
OR PASS OUT.
[LYLE] AND I CONFIRMED
AT LUNCH. I SMILED AT HER.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN BLUSH.
I HAVE NEVER FAILED
TO MAKE A HUMAN LADY SWOON
WITH MY PEARLY WHITES.
"BRAINS ARE THE NEW ABS."
SOMEDAY, SOMEBODY IS
GONNA APPRECIATE ALL
THE BRAIN SIT-UPS THAT I DO.
AND SOMEDAY SOMEBODY WILL
APPRECIATE ME FOR MY FOOT WARTS.
[SIGHS]
AND SOMEDAY
YEAH. YOU GUYS GOT A LO
TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
ONE, ONE, EIGHT.
A.K.A. UNUNOCTIUM.
SO MACK.
WHOO!
IF THAT TWENTY-THREE MINUTE
DANCE JAM DOESN'T HELP YOU
MEMORIZE THE ELEMENTS,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL.
UHHH
I'M A LITTLE IN AWE,
AND A LO
IN SERIOUS CONCERN
FOR WHAT YOU DO
WITH YOUR FREE TIME.
ON TO PHYSICS. I'VE GO
THIS SWEET, SWEET POETRY SLAM.
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- [WYATT'S MOM] WYATT?
YOU HAVE A VISITOR.
A NICE WOMAN FROM THA
NICE SCHOOL, CROSSTOWN HIGH!
- CROSSTOWN HIGH?
- OOH.
VICE PRINCIPAL ASP,
FROM CROSSTOWN HIGH.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF US?
HI. I'M ANGIE.
HEARD OF YOU? I LISTEN
TO ALL OF THE CROSSTOWN
TEACHERS' PODCASTS,
EXCEPT FOR MR. SHERWOOD,
BECAUSE HE'S BUSY
BEING AN ASTRONAUT.
WELL, MR. SHERWOOD
IS BACK FROM SPACE.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MEET HIM
IN PERSON, A
THE ALL-SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?
BUT ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLIES ARE
ONLY OPEN TO CROSSTOWN STUDENTS.
UH, SHE'S ASKING IF
YOU WANT TO TRANSFER, WYATT.
WHAT? WOW.
SOMEONE WITH YOUR INTELLEC
DESERVES TO BE NURTURED
IN AN ENVIRONMENT THA
WILL GROOM YOU FOR SUCCESS,
SURROUNDED BY PEERS
THAT WILL CHALLENGE YOU.
GREAT GARY GYGAX!
TABLET COMPUTERS FOR EVERYONE?
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE
TO CARRY A BACKPACK AGAIN.
ACTUALLY, I DON'T CARRY
A BACKPACK. I CARRY A MAN TOTE.
IT'S JUST A TOTE, WYATT.
"SUSHI FRIDAYS"?
OMEGA-3'S ARE VERY IMPORTAN
FOR BRAIN FUNCTION.
FIELD TRIPS WITH MR. SHERWOOD
TO NASA'S ZERO-GRAVITY FACILITY?
HUH. ONE STEP CLOSER
TO ACHIEVING YOUR DREAM
OF BECOMING
A FIREMAN ON THE MOON.
BEWW
CROSSTOWN HIGH IS FILLED WITH
PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU, WYATT.
UNLIKE YOUR CURRENT SCHOOL,
FILLED WITH
HOW DO I SAY THIS POLITELY?
LESSER BEINGS?
THAT WASN'T POLITE AT ALL,
MISS ASP.
WELL, THIS SOUNDS
BEYOND AMAZING,
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LEAVE
ALL MY LESSER BEINGS
- AT DAVENTRY HILLS.
- AW, WYATT, THAT WAS
ALMOST HALF A COMPLIMENT.
WELL, JUST REMEMBER, IF
YOUR FRIENDS REALLY LOVE YOU,
THEY WON'T STAND
IN THE WAY OF YOUR DREAMS.
CALL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS.
BYE NOW.
BYE.
WOW!
[CHUCKLES]
SO, I HEARD THE WORD
ON THE STREET, WYATT.
SOLD OUT, LEAVING US
FOR CROSSTOWN HIGH.
UH, MS. ELMHURST, I HAVEN'
MADE A DECISION--
SURE, THEY'VE GOT THE BES
QUIZ BOWL TEAM IN THE STATE
SELF-FLUSHING TOILETS,
BUT WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE
IS HEART.
OR DIRTY BATHROOMS.
OR A HEAD LICE INFESTATION.
TAKE ME WITH YOU!
IT'S INAPPROPRIATE.
WYATT?
WYATT? WYATT!
DON'T YOU LEAVE ME!
[GROWLS]
WHAT ASP LACKS IN CHARM,
THE SCHOOL MORE THAN
MAKES UP FOR IN ACADEMICS.
YOU GOT TO GO, WYATT.
[ROARING]
AY!
CROSSTOWN IS
JUST ACROSS TOWN,
IT'S NOT LIKE
IT'S IN NEVERLAND.
WE'LL STILL GET TO HANG
AFTER SCHOOL.
TRUE. WE'LL STILL HAVE
TO BATTLE LEAKS
TOGETHER, RIGHT?
AND YOU KNOW WE'LL BE PLAYING
CONQUEROR ALL THE TIME.
CURIOUS CIVILIAN ALERT!
[CHUCKLES][STRUMMING GUITAR]
[FEMALE ROBOT]
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, YOUNG MAN?
REHEARSING FOR
THE SCHOOL PLAY.
IT'S ANNIE GET YOUR STAFF!
[FORCED LAUGHING]
[ROBOTIC VOICE]
I AM MALDARK.
I HAVE RETURNED.
PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM.
FLOAT-US DONAIRE!
[RUMBLING, TWITTERING]
[FRIGHTENED MOANING]
FOAM BRICKS! YOU'RE NO
GOING TO FIRE LIKE THAT.
[WHINING, POPPING]
OH, HO-HO.
HEARTBURN. NICE!
NEVERFAIL NEVER FAILS.[WARBLES]
I'LL GO TO CROSSTOWN.
WE'LL STILL HANG OU
ALL THE TIME.
IT WILL BE LIKE I NEVER LEFT.
IF IT WILL BE
LIKE YOU NEVER LEFT,
THEN WHY LEAVE
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
DANTE HAS GOT A POINT.
I'M RETURNING TO
DAVENTRY HILLS HIGH!
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
WELCOME BACK, BUDDY!
COME ON!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
WYATT NEEDS TO GO
TO CROSSTOWN HIGH, OKAY?
END OF STORY. THE KID MAKES UP
CHEMISTRY JAMS FOR FUN.
THAT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE OUR SECRET.
I'M SORRY.
HE NEEDS TO GO SOMEPLACE
WHERE HIS BRAINS CAN BLOSSOM.
LIKE A FRIED ONION BLOSSOM.MMM.
LET'S GET ONE
RIGHT NOW.
NO WAY, DUDE.
THOSE THINGS GIVE ME
DRAGON BREATH, OKAY?
AND THERE ARE A LO
OF LADIES THAT EXPECT ME
TO BE MINTY FRESH.
GUYS, I AM PRETTY
JAZZED ABOUT CROSSTOWN'S
QUANTUM PHYSICS CLASSES.
JAZZED ABOUT PHYSICS.
ANGIE'S RIGHT.
BE STRONG. STRONG!
[WEEPS]
[LYLE SOBS]STRONG!
THAT IS WONDERFUL
NEWS, WYATT.
WE'LL SEE YOU FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING.
I APOLOGIZE FOR
EARLIER, MALDARK.
SOMEHOW THE HORRIBLE HAG BEAS
FAILED TO SEDUCE WYATT.
[SARCASTIC]
YOU THINK? SENDING A TINY
GIRL TO DEFEAT NEVERFAIL?
WHAT COULD HAVE
POSSIBLY GONE WRONG?
DON'T WORRY, MASTER.
I HAVE ANOTHER PLAN.
TO DESTROY NEVERFAIL
ONCE AND FOR ALL?
YES.
THE TRAP HAS BEEN SET.
WITH WYATT TRANSFERRING
TO CROSSTOWN HIGH,
ALL ELSE WILL
FALL INTO PLACE.
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA--
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA--
[BOTH LAUGHING
LIKE VILLAINS]
[STUDENT #1]
AND I'M ALL, MONET NOT MANET!
[STUDENT #2]
DOI. HE'S ONLY THE FATHER
OF IMPRESSIONISM. HILARIOUS.
[ROBOTIC VOICE]
SCAN ACCEPTED.
UH
[BEEPS]
CIRCA 300 AD. ANYONE?
[UNDER HIS BREATH]
SMALL FISH, WELCOME
TO THE BIG POND.
WYATT BLACK, RIGHT?
IF YOU'RE GONNA BEA
ME UP, I SHOULD PROBABLY
LET SOMEONE KNOW
THAT MY BLOOD TYPE
IS A POSITIVE.
BEAT YOU UP?
[LAUGHING]
WHY WOULD
WE WANT TO DO THAT?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PROPERLY EXPRESS
YOUR DEEP-SEATED EMOTIONS?
NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.
AS CAPTAIN OF THE POLO TEAM--
AND CAPTAIN OF
THE SKATEBOARD POLO TEAM-
[BOTH]
WE'D LIKE TO OFFICIALLY
WELCOME YOU TO CROSSTOWN HIGH.
THANK YOU?
DON'T MISS OUT ON THE ORGANIC
BRAISED ONION BLOOMS
IN THE CAFE TODAY.
WOW, I REALLY CANNOT STOP
THINKING ABOUT THOSE
BRAISED ONION BLOOMS.
YOU KNOW, ARLENE, ANGELA,
LAURA, JEN AND MELISSA
HATE IT WHEN I SMELL
LIKE ONIONS.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S THE SMELL
OF A REAL MAN.
LIAM HERE DATES THE ENTIRE
GIRL'S CHESS TEAM.
ALL RIGHT! QUEEN TO
ROOK SEVEN. UP HIGH.
YOU KNOW, YOU TWO
REMIND ME SO MUCH
OF A COUPLE OF MY BUDDIES
FROM MY OLD SCHOOL.
WELL YOU REMIND ME OF
A YOUNG MARK ZUCKERBERG.
REALLY?
MM-HMM.MM-HMM!
WE'RE SO HAPPY
TO HAVE YOU HERE, WYATT.
AND WE HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY TOO.
CROSSTOWN IS THE BEST.
[BELL RINGING]
CROSSTOWN IS THE WORST.
THEY STOLE OUR WYATT.
WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND ANOTHER LOVABLE NERD?
TOO SOON, GUS. KEEP WALKING.
[PHONE RINGS]
WYATT TEXTED ME
[GASPS]
HE GOT A COMPLIMENTARY FRUI
SMOOTHIE IN HOMEROOM.
WE CAN'T COMPETE WITH
A COMPLEX SUGAR ENERGY BOOST.
[DANTE]
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THAT?
HE TEXTED ME THAT SKATEBOARD
POLO IS A VARSITY SPORT!
HORSES ON SKATEBOARDS!
HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY
FORGOTTEN ABOUT US.
OKAY GUYS, I KNOW
IT'S TOUGH, OKAY, BUT WE NEED
TO BE HAPPY FOR WYATT.
THIS IS GOOD FOR HIM.
WHAT ABOUT WHAT'S GOOD FOR US?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS
MY CLASS SCHEDULE.
[PHONE RINGS]
"TELL DANTE HE HAS SPANISH
NEXT PERIOD. MISS YOU GUYS."
AW, THAT'S SO SWEET.
I THOUGHT I TOOK FRENCH.
I BETTER TEXT HIM
TO MAKE SURE. [PANTING]
I'LL TEXT HIM FIRST!
OKAY, STOP
STOP STOP STOP!
- WE CAN'T DO THIS.
- NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
LOOK, I HAVE AN UNLIMITED
TEXTING PLAN, SO I CAN--
NO, NO. DON'T YOU SEE?
BY LEANING ON WYATT,
IT ONLY MAKES IT HARDER FOR HIM
TO SETTLE INTO HIS NEW SCHOOL.
[WHINING]
FINE.
HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO SPREAD
HIS WINGS AND FLY.
LIKE A BIG DORKY BIRD.
LIKE A STORK WITH A LAPTOP.
WE CAN'T HOLD HIM BACK, NO
MATTER HOW MUCH WE MISS HIM.
THIS USED TO BE
WYATT'S LOCKER.
DON'T TOUCH IT.
I'M RETIRING IT.
[SIGHS]
OH, VICE PRINCIPAL ASP,
MA'AM,
I JUST WANTED TO THANK
YOU FOR THE--
SIGN MY PETITION TO BAN
MULTI-CHOICE TESTS?
THEY DON'T LET US
TRULY SHINE.
I DO LOVE ESSAY QUESTIONS.
HOW MANY WORDS OR LESS WOULD
YOU LIKE ME TO SIGN IN?
[LAUGHING]
UH, VICE PRINCIPAL?
[HISSING]
OH, I HOPE I JUST SAW PAR
OF THE REPTILE COLLECTION.
[MALDARK'S VOICE]
AH, THE UNSTOPPABLE EVIL PLAN
OF INEVITABLE DOOM
IS WORKING!
[MALDARK LAUGHS]MALDARK. OH, THIS IS IT.
THE BORK-OCALYPSE!
[GROANING]
[TEXT MESSAGE ARRIVES]
[AS THE DOG WHISPERER]
TSS! BE STRONG, DUDE.
BUT WHAT IF, WHAT IF,
WYATT FOUND A SECRE
PASTURE OF CENTAURS
WHO WANT TO SHARE
THEIR STASH OF MEDIEVAL
WEAPONRY WITH US?
WE'LL FEEL LIKE IDIOTS
FOR IGNORING HIS TEXTS.
I FEEL LIKE AN IDIO
FOR LISTENING TO THAT.
NO! N-NO.
I MISS WYATT. IT'S NO GOOD
JUST YOU AND ME.
AW, WHAT?
WE'RE HAVING FUN.
YEAH, BUT WE NEED SOMEONE
WHO'S GONNA BE AROUND
TO REIN US IN,
BEFORE I DO SOMETHING CRAZY.
- HEY!
- I TOLD YOU I'D DO
SOMETHING CRAZY.
JUST BE GLAD THESE AREN'
THE OLDEN DAYS BEFORE ABRAHAM
LINCOLN INVENTED PLASTIC.
THERE'D BE
BROKEN GLASS EVERYWHERE.
MODERN TIMES ARE MUCH SAFER.
YEAH, AND WE GO
HORSES ON SKATEBOARDS--
[LAUGHS]
AND I CANNOT WAI
TO SEE THAT.
WHY AREN'T THEY
ANSWERING THEIR TEXTS?
OH, I HOPE THEY'RE NOT JUS
TOSSING THAT JAR AROUND.
[GRUNTS]
OH, GUYS, YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO BELIEVE ME
WHEN I SAY IT IS NOT SAFE HERE.
- THERE'S A LEAK.
- [TOGETHER] A LEAK?
A GAS LEAK.
IN THE BOILER ROOM. YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY TURN AROUND NOW.
IT'S GONNA EXPLODE
ANY SECOND.
WELL, UH, WE'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
OH, NO!
OF COURSE. EVIL MINIONS.
GET UH--
[SHOUTS, GROANS]
[WYATT SCREAMING]
OW!
[SIGHS]
I'M REALLY RECONSIDERING
MY TRANSFER TO CROSSTOWN.
SH-HUT YOUR FACE OR
I'LL SWALLOW IT WHOLE.
FOR A SNAKE-WOMAN, I THOUGH
YOU WOULD TALK MORE SNAKE-Y.
NOT SINCE I GO
MY RETAINER OFF.
CHAIN HIM UP, BOYS!
I AM OFF TO DEAL
WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
WITH THE BRAINS OF
NEVERFAIL OUT OF THE WAY,
THOSE TWO HALF-WITS
STAND NO CHANCE.
OF COURSE, THE ONE PERSON
WHO APPRECIATES MY BRAIN
HAPPENS TO BE AN
EVIL MINION OF MALDARK.
YOU SURE KNOW HOW
TO PICK 'EM, WYATT!
FIRST NEVERFAIL,
AND THEN THE WORLD!
[EVIL CHUCKLING]
WOW. GUYS. SEEMS LIKE
A LOT OF CHAINS THERE.
LET ME ASSURE YOU, I AM
NOT GOING TO BREAK OUT.
LAST TIME I UNWRAPPED
A CHRISTMAS PRESENT,
I WAS TRAPPED IN A RIBBON
UNTIL NEW YEAR'S.
IT'S ON!
OH, ASP. DANTE AND
LYLE CARBON COPIES?
YOU COULD HAVE TRIED
A LITTLE HARDER THAN THAT!
YOU COULD HAVE TRIED A LITTLE
HARDER WITH THAT DRESS.
[GASPS]
THIS IS VINTAGE!
NOW TELL ME WHERE WYATT IS
BEFORE I BLAST YOU SIMULATED
CLONE-LEAKS INTO CODE.
- HE'S AT, UH, CROQUET PRACTICE.
- MOISTURIZING.
LIARS! WYATT'S AFRAID
OF CROQUET BALLS
AND ALLERGIC TO
MOST LOTIONS.
TIME TO SEND YOU BACK
TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
AHH!
- OKAY, BURST INTO CODE NOW.
- [GROANING, DIGESTIVE GAS]
- ANY SECOND.
- WHERE ARE WE?
WHAT? YOU GUYS AREN'T LEAKS?
LAST THING I REMEMBER IS,
WE WERE TALKING TO THA
VICE PRINCIPAL LADY
[DEREK] YEAH. AND
THE REST IS ALL HAZY.
ASP MUST HAVE PU
A SPELL ON YOU GUYS.
- HUH?
- WHAT?
UH, WHAT I MEANT WAS,
THE SUSHI WAS BAD.
IT CAUSED QUITE A SPELL.
A FAINTING SPELL.
GOTTA GO!
892, 893
ONE MORE AND WE SE
A NEW RECORD.
OKAY.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- I'LL GET IT.
[SIGHS]
THAT BETTER BE
SOMEBODY IMPORTANT
'CAUSE NOW WE HAVE TO
START ALL OVER AGAIN.
DID YOU CALL A PLUMBER?
'CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE
TO DO MY OWN PLUNGING.
YOU FOUND ME! OH, MY HERO.
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN YOU
CALLED ME "ANGEL" IN YOUR TEXT.
EWW.
AUTO-CORRECT.
HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH
THE LYLE AND DANTE AND GUS
CROSSTOWN DOPPELGANGERS?
- IS THERE A CROSSTOWN
VERSION OF ME?
- NO.
- WHY NOT?
- ANGIE! WE CAN TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER!
WE GOT TO FIND DANTE
AND LYLE BEFORE ASP DOES!
FINE.
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
OH. THANK YOU. THAT CHAIN
WAS REALLY CHAFING MY WRISTS.
- DID YOU BRING
MY PRESCRIPTION LOTION?
- YES.
OH, ANGIE.
COME ON!
LYLE. HEY, LYLE.
I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS
LADY'S NOT A PLUMBER AT ALL.
REALLY?
WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF?
NOTHING SPECIFIC.
IT'S JUST A HUNCH.
- DANTE, LYLE--
- SHH.
[LYLE]
SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM.
[RUMBLING, WATER FLOWING]
DO YOU SEE, MASTER?
DO YOU SEE WHA
I'VE DONE FOR YOU?
YOU'VE TURNED THEM
INTO THUMBS. GOOD JOB.
OH, SORRY. MY HANDS
WERE IN THE WAY.
[MALDARK] CHAINED
THEM UP, I SEE.
YOU HAVE A SOFT SPO
FOR THE CLASSICS.
NOW WE CAN GO ABOUT OUR PLAN.
THE PORTAL IS ALMOST READY
FOR YOUR ENTRANCE, MASTER.
WAIT. THERE'S A PORTAL
IN THE BATHROOM?
YES. DUE TO ALL OF THE LEAKS
THAT HAVE BEEN COMING THROUGH
YOUR BELOVED HQ,
MASTER AND I HAVE
FOUND A WEAK SPOT--
SO, YOU COULD SAY
IT'S A PORTAL POTTY.
YES, YES A PORTAL POTTY!
AND THROUGH THAT PORTAL POTTY
THE MOST FOUL AND DISGUSTING
THINGS WILL COME!
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
STOP LAUGHING!
MALDARK IS ABOUT TO
DESTROY YOUR WORLD!
OH, BOY. WE'RE GONNA DIE.
[WYATT]
TULTA MUNILLE!
[BOYS SCREAMING]
OH! UNNH.
FLOAT-US DONAIRE!
FOAM TRAINING BRICKS?
SERIOUSLY?
LYLE, LET'S KICK
SOME JAR.
OLDEN TIMESES GOLDEN TIMESES!
[MOANING]
IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN
JUST ME TO BEAT NEVERFAIL.
CURSE YOU!
NEVERFAIL HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
WAIT.
WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
CURSES! IT WOULD HAVE WORKED
HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THAT GIRL.
AW, BUT ISN'T THAT ALWAYS
THE WAY? THE GIRL SAVES THE DAY.
I WILL GET YOU, NEVERFAIL!
HOW DO YOU HANG
THIS THING UP?
YOU HAVE TO HANG IT UP
AT YOUR END.
OTHERWISE I CANNO
MAKE ANOTHER CALL.
OKAY.
ANGE, IT'S ALL YOU.MM?
SORRY, MALDARK.
YOU'RE BREAKING UP.
HA-HA!
YES!
AH. NOW, NEVERFAIL
HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
SO, DOES THIS
MEAN YOU'RE BACK?
HMM. YEAH, I THINK
THE WHOLE BEING CHAINED UP
IN THE BOILER ROOM
KIND OF SOURED ME
ON CROSSTOWN HIGH.
- WELCOME BACK, BUDDY.
- [BOTH WHINING]
BUT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT THE PORTAL-POTTY?
WELL, WITHOUT ASP
TO KEEP IT OPEN
IT'LL EVENTUALLY JUS
CLOSE ON ITS OWN.
WOW. HOW LONG IS
THAT GONNA TAKE?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
WHICH MEANS,
THAT WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO STAND GUARD.
SLUMBER PARTY!OOH-OOH!
LOOK OUT!
[VOMITING]
OH, GROSS! A VOMIT VARMINT.
MMMM FROSTING.
HEY!
[FALSETTO]
PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!
HUH? HUH?