The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e21 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Come on.
Whoa. Say
Got me a big one.
My turn.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Around
and round the Piglet goes,
where he stops,
only Tigger knows.
You're gettin' warmer.
Warmer.
Nah, you're gettin' colder.
You're gettin' warmer.
Looks like fun.
Wish I could have some.
Hey, buddy burro,
whatcha doin' outside?
Don't want to ruin
everyone's good time.
That's ridickerous.
Eeyore, the party's for you.
What's a Pin the Tail
on the Donkey party, uh,
without a donkey?
No, party's are for
popular animals,
like Tiggers.
Look, being popular is easy.
You just gotta me like me.
Rule number one:
Simply walk up to someone
and say, "Hello!"
Now get in there
and have some fun.
Think I've had
enough fun for one day.
Better go now.
Uh, uh, but you just got here.
Forgot what to say.
Hello.
Hello.
Why, hello, Eeyore.
Hello.
Uh, hello, Eeyore.
Hi there, sonny.
Glad you came.
It's, uh, your turn next.
Hello.
Yeah, you said that already.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Mm, must have slipped a groove.
Hello. Hello.
Can he do more than say hello?
Hell-ohhh!
Yeah, he can say hello
with enthusiasm.
Hello.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Uh, whatcha doin', buddy boy?
Waitin' to say hello.
Think I'm gettin'
the hang of it.
Hello.
Boy, that's terrifical.
Uh, hate to tell ya,
but the party was over last night.
It figures.
Might as well go home.
Now, wait a minute.
If you're really
gonna be like me,
you gotta do more than
just say hello.
Rule two:
You gotta learn to
smile.
Why, hello, Eeyore.
My, you certainly look, uh
happy today.
That was great, buddy boy.
See?
Your public loves ya.
Thanks,
Tigger. Couldn't have done it without ya.
Oh, bein' popular
is easy for Tiggers.
All I gotta do is be me.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Rule three:
Just gotta be Tigger.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Hi ya, buddy boy.
Hello, Tigger.
Tigger?
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
- Oh, d-d-d-dear.
What in the world?
Hi ya, fluffy bottom.
Oh, Tigger,
can't you ever make an entrance
without bouncing on the
You're not Tigger.
No. I'm Eeyore.
Aren't I popular?
But you bounced me.
That's what us Eeyores do best.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Oh, no. Oh my!
Not two of them!
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Whoo-whoo-whoo
Hi ya, buddy bear.
Hello, Tigger.
I could be confused,
but is there something
about you that's different?
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
- Oh, bother.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Hey, what's the big idea?
I'm the guy who bounces people.
Just tryin' to be more popular.
Oh, yeah? Well,
don't do it on top of me.
Besides, if you're gonna
go around bouncin',
you gotta do it right.
I mean, what you need is, uh
uh, speed and grace.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, like me.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Speed and grace.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
Whoo-whoo-whooooo!
Don't worry, Eeyore, I gotcha!
Yahhh!
Ya-ha-ee-ahh!
Runaway donkey!
What's all the racket?
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Uh, did you hear that, Pooh?
What? The noise
or you saying,
"Did you hear that,
Pooh?"
Ooh, ooh, ya-hay!
No.
Eeyore.
Look what you've done!
Well, what have you
to say for yourself?
TTFN.
Ta-ta for now.
I can't understand this.
Eeyore thinking he's a Tigger!
This is probably all your fault.
Yeah, but
Look on the bright side.
You've made Eeyore
even bouncier than you.
Bouncier than me?
I've created a donkey monster.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Hey, buddy bear.
Wanna play with me?
Uh, no, thank you, Eeyore.
Every time we play,
I wind up getting trounced.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Uh, it's
Eeyore.
Hey, fluffy bottom, wanna play?
No, oh, no!
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
Yike!
Piglet, do you wanna
come out and play?
Piglet's not at home.
If Piglet's not at home,
then who am I talkin' to?
No one.
Especially not Piglet.
Eeyore just needs to be
put in his place,
as the bouncee, not the bouncer.
And I'm just the Tigger
to do it.
- Tally-hoo!
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
How humiloratin'.
Out bounced by a donkey.
Do you wanna
play with me, Tigger?
No. I don't ever wanna
play with you again.
Never, ever.
Why, why, you're a menace.
Imagine,
goin' about bouncin'
helpless Tiggers like me.
Tigger?
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
All right, forward, everyone.
We'll find that donkey and
un-Tiggerize him.
Yeah, we'll scrub those
stripes right off his back.
After all,
what are friends for?
Uh, Tigger,
what are you doing under there?
Hidin' from Eeyore.
I'm disguised as a couch.
Thank you.
Don't mention it.
Whatcha lookin' for?
Oh, we're looking for Eeyore,
Eeyore.
Didn't know he was so popular.
He's not.
He's just
Ohh, d-d-d-dear!
Now
Now stay back!
Yeah.
No bouncin' allowed.
The water.
Gopher, use the water.
Thanks, Gopher, I
Wait a minute.
Eeyore,
what happened to your stripes?
Maybe friend Eeyore
misplaced them.
Nope. Just got lonely
bein' so popular.
Figure being boring old me
was better than tryin' to be
something I ain't.
Hope you're not
too disappointed.
Not at all, Eeyore.
I happen to like you, uh,
the way you are.
Uh, wouldn't have you
any other way, sonny.
Yeah. Besides,
there's only room for one Tigger,
and that's me, buddy boy.
Oh, Eeyore.
I'm sorry being popular, uh
didn't work out.
Well, it wasn't a total waste.
At least I learned to say hello.
Hello, Eeyore.
Hello.
The lightning flashed.
The wind roared.
It was a dark
and blustery night.
Three worried souls
gathered at the stately,
yet creaky, mansion.
I suppose you're wondering
why I called you all here tonight,
said the private eye.
It's because I've discovered
who stole the
Glockenspiel diamond.
He's someone in this very room!
And that someone is
Oh, my, it's become
quite dark in here.
Well? Well?
Who swiped the diamond?
Was it the butler?
Well, I'm not sure, Pooh.
I'm afraid I can't see
in this light
without my reading glasses.
I lost them two weeks ago.
Oh, I don't know where
you're glasses are,
but how about
using these instead?
My glasses!
You found them.
I, oh
I did?
Why, Tigger, you'd make
a much better private eye
than the hero of this book.
Oh, shucks.
It was
You really think so?
Oh, yes.
Not just anyone could
have found Owl's glasses
on top of his head.
Me? A private ear?
Yeah.
"Tigger.
Private Ear.
"If you can lose it,
- "we can we can
- "find it."
My first customer.
Step right in, buddy bear,
and let me solve your
baffling mystery for ya.
So, what's the problem?
Actually,
I've run out of honey.
But that's no crime.
It is for a Pooh bear.
Well, how can I be
a superior sleuth
when I got no mysteries
to solve?
Wait a minute.
If I was to make a mystery,
and then solve it,
why, I'd be up to
my private ears in work.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ah-choo!
Piglet! Piglet!
- Whoa!
- Wake up!
Uh, thought I'd
drop by and, uh
uh, see if you need
any mysteries solved.
Uh, uh, you, uh, feelin' okay?
Uh, I feel fine, Tigger,
though my nose is a bit cold.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
My nose warmer is gone.
Rrrawrrr.
I suppose you're all wondering
why I called you here tonight.
It's on account of Piglet's
missing nose warmer.
Which I, Tigger, private ear,
intend to find.
Uh, private ear?
Now I've heard everything.
Yeah? Where was you
on the night of 15th?
The 15th?
Why I
And where was you
on the night of the 43rd?
Um, asleep.
What about you?
Oh, I was in that bed
dreaming about
picking daffodils, and
Ah-ha!
This case is solved.
Piglet was here
dreaming about daffodils,
which, as every genius
private ear knows
Piglets are allergical to.
Ah-choo!
The little guy
sneezed in his sleep,
blowin' his nose warmer
off his face,
and onto
the ceiling!
My nose warmer.
Amazing.
Oh, nothin' to it.
No case is too small for
Tigger, private ear.
Oh, another day
and still no customers.
Maybe I need to make
one more mystery
to convince 'em of my skills.
Ah-ha.
The honey he keeps for his
midnight snackles.
Oh.
That one's in too many pieces.
Uh, now who else
would have a honey pot?
Last night, the honey was here,
but this morning it wasn't.
So I can only think
it's gone.
If you can lose it,
we can find it.
My brilliant private ear's nose
concludes that Pooh's
missing honey pot is
right here!
Oh, it is my honey.
Help! Thief!
Robbed!
Ooh, I've been robbed!
Come quickly!
Last night I had
seven honey pots,
and now there are only six.
Someone stole one of
my honey pots.
Rabbit, perhaps Tigger
could find your honey.
Uh, uh, Pooh.
I, uh, uh
Oh, will you, Tigger?
Please, you have to help me.
I do?
I mean, I do.
Well, uh, I,
uh I suppose I could squeeze you in.
Oh, thank you, Tigger.
Thank you.
Uh, well, let's see,
uh, first I gotta
I gotta do somethin'.
Ooh, gotta gather some clues.
A honey bee.
I bet he stole it.
Follow that clue!
The evidence is ducking
into Piglet's house.
Come on.
There he is.
Piglet! What
What's this doing here?
It's Pooh's birthday gift.
Piglet.
You shouldn't have.
No, indeed.
You should have asked me first.
You shouldn't
just have taken it.
Oh, but I didn't.
And what seems to be
the commotion?
Some honey seems to have been
misplaced.
Oh, but I didn't.
But there it is.
Only one thing to do.
We must find out the truth.
Now, I know that
Piglet didn't do it,
and you know that
Piglet didn't do it.
All I gotta do is
convince the others
that he didn't do it
without letting them know
that I dood it.
My first question is
why did you take my honey pot?
Don't worry,
Piglet. I'll get you off with 8 to 20.
Or 9 to 5,
whichever comes first.
Uh, uh, by the way,
why did you take Rabbit's honey?
I didn't.
Ha! Your honorableness,
I rest the rest of my case.
Gentle people of the jury
And donkeys.
And donkeys,
I just want to say,
he took my honey pot.
- He didn't.
- Did.
- Didn't.
- Did.
Quiet!
Can't a body get
some sleep around here?
Your honor, the verdict?
Don't rush me, sonny.
Okay, jury, whatcha got to say?
I should like to recite
my favorite poem.
It's called
"Ode to an Owl."
- Oh
- Get to the point!
Not really sure,
but I suppose since he's
a little piglet,
maybe he's a little guilty.
It can't be!
I thought I did it.
I reject!
I reject!
I'd like to call
a surprise witness.
- Who?
- Uh, can't tell ya.
It'd spoil the surprise.
I call as my next witness
me.
Do I swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothin' but the truth?
You betcha.
Okay, you,
did Piglet take Rabbit's honey?
No, no, he was framed,
I tell ya.
He's innocent.
I tell ya, he's innocent.
Framed?
Framed by who?
Not the butler, was it?
The butler?
- Well, no
- You see
The witness will please
answer the question.
Unless you got
somethin' to hide.
Who, me?
What do I have to hide?
Uh, I didn't take
any honey pots.
Tiggers don't even like honey,
so I wouldn't, uh
I mean, I mean,
I couldn't have been
It couldn't have been
You're sure you didn't take it?
A honey pot!
Uh, they're comin' to get me!
I confess.
I confess!
It was me.
I did it. I did it!
I took Rabbit's honey pot and
put it in Pooh's house to find
so everybody would think
I was a great private ear.
I throws myself at
the mercy of the court.
Piglet, this court finds you
not guilty!
Oh, thank you, Tigger.
After all the trouble
you caused,
I hope you won't ever try this
private ear nonsense again.
Ah, buddy boy,
I figure I've cleared up
enough mysteries for a while.
Besides, I did so well
with Piglet,
I've decided to become
a lawyer.
Tigger, a Tigger at law.
If you can find it,
we can lose it for ya.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!