Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e22 Episode Script

1
Welcome students.
Today will go down as the biggest day
in blond history.
A day so momentous, I can't believe schools
and banks have the nerve to be open!
Hey, Kelly, what's going on?
Surf team photos came out
today. I'm not sure I like mine.
Yeah, if you want me to get rid of it.
It's okay. I'll take it I got it.
Bucket
Bucket!
I want it!
Beside me is Aloe's surf team photo.
I have unselfishly kept myself from seeing it,
so that was can all bask
in my man beauty together.
Aww, that's so thoughtful.
[Laughing]
Wha!
Oh, yeah.
I totally forgot I did that on picture day.
You trashed a handsome person's photo?
Aloe, it's just a harmless prank. Wrong.
A harmless prank is putting a baby
alligator in the maid's laundry basket
or covering the chauffeur's eyes
while he's trying to drive.
Ha, ha, they love me.
Bucket, you no longer exist to me.
No more Mr. Nice Guy!
Oh, man.
Way to go, Bucket.
Hey, has anyone seen my surf team photo?
Oh, it's missing? That's weird.
I'll go look around my house for it.
I wake up, get in motion ♪
Get me to the ocean, here we go ♪
It's all about the sunshine
and the kind grind ♪
All the girls that walk by, hello ♪
You know that when the surf rolls in ♪
That's when big waves
really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
Life is just a barrel,
and the summer never ends ♪
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
You know it's always epic ♪
When I'm hanging with my friends ♪
Ohh-oh-ohh ♪
Here we go again ♪
Let it be known that Bucket
is still on Aloe's hate list.
He's right up there with carbs
and people who don't wear toe rings.
Hey, Kelly, how'd your cheerleader meet go?
We won again. We just have to win
regionals Friday, then it's off to Hawaii.
Hawaii!? That's where nationals are held.
The whole team gets to go?
Epic, right?
Time for practice.
Dude, I wish we were going.
A trip to Hawaii
with Kelly.
I'm in Hawaii ♪
Surfing really big swells ♪
I'm in Hawaii, with my best gal Kell ♪
Oh, Bucket, love when we surf and swing ♪
Oh, Bucket, let's dance and let's swing ♪
Dude,
surfing in Hawaii's been my dream!
I'm going to imagine it now.
Delicious.
What's this called again?
It's a Hawaiian Pu Pu platter.
[Laughing]
You said platter.
[Laughing]
Platter.
Let's go ahead and set that
meeting, Abbie. She's good people.
Okay, what's next?
Mathlete practice. Debate team.
Sounds like you've got
a lot on your plate, Piper.
Oh, cello practice.
Perfect.
Got some free time
between midnight and 4:00.
Got some free time
between midnight and 4:00.
Piper, this isn't healthy.
You have to sleep.
Ugh, you sound just like my sleep coach.
[Beeping]
It's happening! It's happening!
I just got a text from Michael Reese!
The Michael Reese?!
Who's Michael Reese again?
He's a master cellist,
and he's coming to my next string recital.
One letter of recommendation
from him and hello Harvard.
Your string power trio
must be getting pretty good.
The Peckinpaw Experience.
Yeah, we're firing on all cylinders.
[Phone ringing]
Ahh!
A scare crow's calling me!
Oh, wait.
It's Tammy Lynch.
Hey, bestie, heard you're super busy.
Just wanted to let you know
I'd be happy to lighten your load
by playing in the Peckinpaw Experience.
This wouldn't have anything
to do with the fact that
Michael Reese will be
at our next recital, would it?
You got me -- I just didn't
want you to embarrass yourself
with that tire screeching
you call your cello music.
Forget it.
The only way Michael Reese will ever
hear about you is if you fall in a well.
FYI -- there's one on 5th and Elm.
Team, never underestimate the power of cheer
and where it can take you.
Look at me. Last year I was
living in my parents' basement;
And now, because of this all-star team,
I live in my cousin's attic.
Ceiling fan!
Go
Seals!
Say aloha to the newest members
of the Pacific Bluffs High cheer team.
[Glass shattering]
Ready
Okay. What's the deal?
We're for real.
Fighting Seals
Something that rhymes with Seals!
Whoa
[Laughing]
I laughed at you, not with you.
Vanish!
Please, Mr. St. Troy,
We really want to be on the cheer team.
Don't tell me I shaved my legs for nothing.
Come on, Mr. St. Troy,
there's got to be something they can do.
You said we needed team managers to help out.
Oh, I loathe children.
Fine, you'll wash the dirty towels,
dry clean the uniforms and lug all of our gear.
Gear's my least favorite thing to lug.
But, if we win regionals,
you will also travel with the team to Hawaii!
Oh, Hawaii!
[Glass shattering]
[Car alarm sounding]
Anyone drive a car with
the license plate "BIG RED?"
Ahh! That's my mother's car!
Where is it?!
Where is it?!
What's wrong?
I can't find my phone!
That phone is my life.
I need my schedule.
How will I know what to do?
I may miss my appointments.
And if that happens, the world
will literally end!
Piper, you missed an appointment.
Piper, you missed an appointment.
[Continued screaming]
What's her record again?
Two minutes and 30 seconds.
I don't think she'll break it.
[Screaming then coughing] You done?
Bug flew in my mouth.
Ahh your financial advisor
called the house looking for you.
She said it was no biggy.
You can reschedule.
See?
You missed an appointment
and the world didn't end.
Now that you have some
free time, why don't you relax?
Fine -- Maybe I'll read that book,
How To Become A Millionaire By Relaxing.
Written by
no one!
Cheerleading practice was awesome today.
Thanks to us, those towels
have never smelled fresher.
And did you see everyone
munching down on my cookies?
It felt good to get back in the kitchen again.
What's the first thing you're going
to do when we land in Hawaii?
Open the overhead compartment slowly
because my bags may have shifted during flight.
I'm going to ask Kelly if she
wants to take a walk on the beach.
Okay, but if your bags fall out
and hit you, do not blame me.
Let it be known that Bucket
is still invisible to me.
Oh, strange. I somehow
must have bumped into thin air.
Thin, scrawny, unattractive air.
What a jerk.
He's got a vision problem, Bucket.
He needs our sympathy now more than ever.
You monsters!
Everyone on the team who ate your
cookies is sick with food poisoning!
That's not good.
The entire team is out!
Regionals are tomorrow and
we have no squad because of you!
Why aren't you sick?
I was saving my cookie for after practice.
By then, the smell of vomit
seemed like kind of a red flag!
Oh, ho. Smart thinking,
Kells. Up top!
Look, I'm so sorry.
I promise we'll figure this
out. Can you forgive us?
Probably some day, but I'm not sure about him.
Oh Big Red Jr.
Is crazy angry!
Ooh, oh!
Easy there, big fella.
You took my team away.
That was all I had, except my dignity.
[Whimpering]
There goes my dignity!
Ah, Ahh!
Piper, I've been looking everywhere for you.
Kelly called. She says you haven't
been handing in your homework.
And you missed two cello
rehearsals. Is that true?
Uh-huh, yeah.
Piper, are you even paying attention to me?
Uh-huh, yeah.
Young lady, you need to be practicing your cello,
not wasting your time with this mindless junk.
Oh, if you hit the cobweb with the sword,
you unlock the giant spider.
I mean, go practice!
Later. I'm relaxing,
just like you told me to.
And you know what?
I'm digging it, bro.
Piper, you didn't lose your phone.
I took it so you'd have to take a break.
Good call, dude.
Oh, ho
Look at that spider's brain.
Then you guys toss me in the air
and I land. Let's go Fighting Seals!
You guys think you got it this time?
'Cause I really don't want to bruise any more.
What is going on here? You
two! Haven't you done enough?
Nope. We're not
giving up on Hawaii, dude.
Skinner and I put together a
new champion cheer squad.
[Sneezing]
I got mad allergies, Homes.
Yeah, I got a little sitch' with my cutes,
so I'm going to hold off on the rough and tumble.
This is my new champion cheer squad?
And we're just as good
as the old one, right, Kelly?
No, not even close.
That's the spirit.
Let's show him what we got.
♪
I'm okay.
Let's get ready for the final toss.
[Sneezing]
Ohh!
Wha!
Let's go Fighting Seals!
I can't win with this pack of nudniks!
I'm going to go take a mud bath
and pretend I'm Prince William.
He's right. We need people who
can do crazy flips and stick the landing.
Fact!
Wait a second.
This isn't math class.
Aloe out!
Wow, Aloe's really good.
He could be our ticket to winning tomorrow.
He'd never help us.
He hates me.
Besides, he didn't even look that good to me.
Aloe needed a pen.
So I talked to Aloe.
What did he say?
He said, "Why are you watching
me sleep? Get out of here!"
About the cheerleading.
Oh He won't even consider joining
our squad until Bucket apologizes.
I messed up one picture.
He's always mean to me.
This isn't about you, Bucket.
This is about Hawaii. Give it a shot.
Aloe's got issues, but I'm sure underneath
he can be a pretty reasonable person.
Get my face on the dollar bill,
or I'll find a senator who can!
Hey, buddy!
What's going on?
Skinner tells me you seek a top flight athlete.
Someone with the kind of
acrobatic prowess that would
leave Spider-man crying
like a little Spider-baby!
But I think, I think I need to
hear some magic words first.
Okay, I was a total jerk and I'm very sorry.
Now, what say we win that
tournament and head off to Hawaii?
Rah-rah!
I'll consider it.
Great--
After you prove how sorry you are.
You humiliated me, and until I
humiliate you, we'll never be even.
Fine.
Doesn't count.
You did that to yourself.
Yo, this show is mad boring.
Who's got the remote?
[Moaning and groaning]
Whatevs'.
It's not that boring.
Piper
Piper?
Aww!
Listen, young lady.
You've been blowing off stuff
I know is important to you.
The old dude's bringing me down.
What happened to getting into
Harvard, running a corporation?
Your big cello recital?
Come on, it's in half an hour.
I'm so over the cello, man.
Oh, we'll see about that.
Cheddar Doodle -- score.
Oh, no, it's bad enough I
have to wear this stupid sign,
but why is Aloe making you wear one?
What? No. I brought this from home.
There's a rumor going
around that I don't like turtles.
Guys, how's it going?
I don't here you apologizing, squid.
"I, Bucket, hereby apologize
for destroying a priceless work of art."
"Also, I have smelly armpits
and girls think I'm gross."
And I like turtles!
Wow, you're really taking
one for the team, Bucket.
Thanks. We'll see
you at practice.
I don't see marching.
Aloe, I've done everything you've asked me to do.
Are you going to help us out or not?
You're right.
I said I'd consider helping you
and Aloe is a man of his word.
Cool. So, you're going to help us? Never!
I said I'd consider it, and after talking it over
with my spiritual advisor, me, I'd prefer not to.
Are you serious?
You are so self-centered.
That's why no one at school actually likes you.
Lies! Everyone
loves Aloe.
Yeah, keep thinking that.
You've never done one nice thing for anybody.
You.
I need a good-looking person's opinion.
Is Aloe really self-centered and unlikable?
No, I'm absolutely lovable.
Ha, ha. Good talk.
Here we are.
Your recital.
Look.
There's master cellist Michael Reese.
Your ticket to Harvard.
Whatevs'. I'm gonna go
play some vids. Hasta, dude.
No, wait. First, you might
want to see who's here.
Yep, your arch enemy,
Tammy Lynch, taking your place
in the Peckinpaw Experience.
That must eat you up inside.
Mmm eat.
Let's get pancakes.
Pancakes you say?
Piper, focus.
Oh, what's this?
It's your cello.
That's a fun coincidence.
Well, well, well.
If it isn't my former rival.
I say former because, I mean, look at you.
Why do we always have to fight, TL?
Let's hug it out.
Squash the beef.
No can do -- Time to show
that ascot-wearing gas bag
what a real cello virtuoso can do.
I hear she's very talented.
Not even.
She's got sloppy technique,
probably because of her sausage fingers.
Well, Michael seems pleased.
Her cello notes almost sing
I'm going to Harvard ♪
She's winning him over!
I should be the one winning him over.
Not on my watch, Tammy Lynch!
Piper, what are you doing?
Taking back what's mine.
Step aside, Skippy.
Three pieces, cello me.
Your embarrassing yourself.
Maybe I should embarrass you instead.
That's my girl, right there.
In your face, Tammy!
♪
Dueling cellos?
Bring it!
♪
Ahh! Hand cramp!
Yes! Victory!
How does it feel to get shown up
in front of all of these
people?
Arghh! Ahh!
Ahh! Is it over? What happened?
What do you think happened?
I crushed her. Now let's go.
I have meetings to reschedule.
Wait. So we're not
getting pancakes now?
We couldn't get Aloe,
but I think we may have solved our problem.
I don't want to oversell it,
but it's the best thing we've ever done.
Are all y'all ready to get busy!?
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my.
I'm Milos, from United States of Serbia,
and I'm just a normal kid who likes doing
social networking on the interweb.
Are you kidding me with this?
Roll call! Milos!
My hammy!
Oh, teenager down!
I repeat, teenager down!
Okay, let's just try and do our best. Ready!
Okay!
♪
Come on, Seal fans,
and flap your flippers!
We're not just stars, we are big dippers!
Shine so bright, we'll hurt your eyes!
And with our dance moves, we'll mesmerize!
Robot!
Okay, thank you, Pacific
Bluffs. We've seen enough.
Aye-aye-aye-aye!
Arriba, arriba!
Oh, yeah! It's on!
Basket toss me, now!
Two-man cradle pop.
Fact!
[Crowd cheering]
Pacific Bluffs High wins!
We did it! We're going to Hawaii!
Ahh!
I'm gonna eat Pu Pu!
Wait. We got to
go thank Aloe.
What makes you think that's Aloe? [Whistling]
Masked tumbler with awesome hair, out!
I guess we'll never know for sure.
Hey, we just wanted to thank you
for helping us win the tournament.
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
We know it was you in the mask, Aloe.
And, I was wrong about you
being completely selfish.
So, thanks.
I got this for you.
Two Aloes?!
It's like you read my vision board.
Er, I mean It's the least you could do, Squid,
after all the pain and suffering you caused me.
And I got this for you.
Thanks again, dude.
For the last time, Aloe did not help
you win the cheerleading tournament.
But if I did, it would certainly prove that
you are wrong and I'm not self-centered.
Out!
What was in the box?
I made him some cookies.
Aloe, wait!
Give them back! You can't eat those!
No reason to fight over
them, guys. I can make more.
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