Level Up (2012) s01e22 Episode Script
So You Think You Can Go to the Dance?
THAT IS A BIG HONKING
TOMATO PLANT.
THIS WHOLE GREENHOUSE
IS VERY NICE.
LOOK AROUND FOR A TOAST PLANT.
WE COULD MAKE BRUSCHETTA.
YOU KNOW
WHAT BRUSCHETTA IS,
BUT YOU THINK
THERE ARE TOAST PLANTS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING:
I EAT A LOT OF BRUSCHETTA.
GUYS. THE GOTCHA SMORK.
I'D FOCUS, OR YOU'RE GOING
TO GET SQUIRTED WITH INK
AND HAVE MINUS-10 VISION
FOR FIVE MINUTES.
- WHAT?
- WHAT IS HE--
OH, COME ON. NONE OF YOU READ
THE CONQUEROR BESTIARY?
- NO.
- [LAUGHING] NO.
THE WHAT?
IF ANYBODY'S GOING TO BE
INKED BY THE SMORK,
IT'LL PROBABLY BE YOU.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE ME, OKAY?
I AM ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION.
YOU GUYS ARE NEVER
PAYING ATTEN--
[ALL SHOUTING]
AAH!
THAT'S IT!
I GOT IT!
I GOT THIS SMORK!
YAAH!
OH, WOW.
HEY!
[LAUGHING, CHEERING]
- GOOD JOB, GUYS.
- THERE WE GO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- WELL.
- WHOA!
- OH!
OH. SOMEONE'S COMING.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
CROWD AROUND ME. I CAN
TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE.
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
- MAN, JUST DO IT!
COME ON.
[INCANTATION]
YES!
NO.
OHH!
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP,
LYLE.
IT'S A LEVEL 90 SPELL.
WIZZA CAN'T EVEN DO I
IN THE GAME.
[DOOR OPENS]
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE,
SLACKERS?
AND HUGGINSON?
[GASP]
MY HEIRLOOM TOMATO PLANTS.
W-W-WE WERE GONNA TAKE
TO THE STATE FAIR.
- [EXHALES]
- YOU FOUR, DETENTION.
SO IF WE'RE
GOING SOMEWHERE,
SOMEBODY
NEEDS TO HOLD MY HAND.
THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT,
PEOPLE.
IT IS ABOUT SELF-REFLECTION
AND KEEPING OUR FOOTBALL TEAM
FREE OF FUNGUS.
I HAD A HORRIBLE CASE
LAST YEAR.
DON'T WANT TO GIVE
THE DETAILS,
BUT MY HANDS AND FEET--
COMPLETELY COVERED
IN BODY MUSHROOMS.
THOSE SOUND LIKE DETAILS.
YOU KNOW,
IF MY SPELL HAD WORKED,
WE WOULDN'T BE STUCK HERE.
THIS IS WHAT WE GE
FOR SAVING THE WORLD.
[WYATT]
YEP: DETENTION AND INK EYE.
SOMETIMES I WISH WE HAD
NORMAL TEENAGE PROBLEMS,
LIKE WHO WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
TO THE BIG DANCE.
GUYS, WHAT'S THE POIN
OF GOING TO THE BIG DANCE?
WE'RE NEVERFAIL.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE'LL BE
BUSY SAVING THE WORLD
AND GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR I
BECAUSE WE CAN'T TELL ANYONE
THAT WE'RE SAVING THE WORLD.
COME ON, LYLE.
WE DESERVE A NIGHT OFF.
YOU SHOULD GO
TO THE DANCE, HUH?
YEAH! YOU'RE POPULAR.
IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE DANCE,
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
NOT GOING TO THE BIG DANCE
WILL BE POPULAR.
IT'LL BE SCHOOL CLIQUE CHAOS.
YOU GOT TO GO.
HUGGINSON.
I WANT YOU TO GE
THE SPIT JUICES
OUT OF MY WHISTLE.
SHE'S NOT SINGING
LIKE SHE USED TO.
AHH
KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE A PIG
CHOKING ON A CRABAPPLE.
OHH. THAT IS IT.
YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
A NIGHT OFF.
NO WEAPONS, NO BARDING.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.
NEVERFAIL'S
GOING TO THE BIG DANCE.
OHH!YES.
[BELL RINGS]
SO, NATALIE, YOU GOT BRACES.
I GOT BRACES.
WE'RE BRACES PEOPLE.
DID YOU EVER
THINK ABOUT THAT?
DANTE, I THINK
YOUR RUBBER BANDS
ARE TOO TIGHT.
COULD BE. COULD BE.
NO. SHOT ALL THOSE AT WYATT.
REALLY?
[LAUGHING] OH, DANTE,
YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR
BRACES OFF THAT WAY.
HEY, YOU'RE LAUGHING.
[LAUGHING]
NOW FOR PHASE 2.
DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
UH-OH.
BAIL, BAIL
NO. NO, NO. I-- I'LL GO
TO THE DANCE WITH YOU.
OH, YES.
AND YOU HAVE TO GE
A REAL TUXEDO,
NOT A TUXEDO T-SHIRT.
WHAT IF I WEAR
A TUXEDO T-SHIR
UNDER A REAL TUXEDO?
I'LL ALLOW IT.
YESSS.
MWAH.
BE GENTLE WITH HER.
EMERGENCY PHONE NUMBERS
ARE ON THE BOOTY BOX.
THIS IS BLAST-A-TON.
NOW, NOTHING'S
GOING TO HAPPEN,
BUT IF A LEAK
DOES COME OUT,
- ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS--
- HEY.
I DESIGNED IT,
YOU IMBE-DOLT.
I THINK I KNOW
HOW IT WORKS. WHOA!
[CRASH]
YEP. WORKING FINE.
IF YOU WANT SNACKS,
THERE ARE POPSICLES
IN THE FREEZER.
YOU CAN HAVE TWO.
TWO HALVES OR TWO?
TWO HALVES.
AND WE COUNTED THEM.
FINE.
WHERE'S MY PIZZA MONEY?
PIZZA WHAT?
DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS, Y'ALL.
IF I'M SAVING THE WORLD
FROM LEAKS
ON YOUR NIGHT OFF,
YOU CAN BUY ME A PIZZA.
YOU ARE THE CHEAPES
BILLIONAIRE EVER.
WHY YOU GOTTA HATE, LYLE?
WAIT. HOLD IT A SECOND.
SEEMS LIKE I'M
FORGETTING SOMETHING.
CORSAGE, MINTY BREATH SPRAY,
NECKLACE
WITH A FOOTBALL ON I
BECAUSE I PLAY FOOTBALL.
OH. I HOPE NONE OF YOU
GUYS ARE ON A SOUND DIE
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO FEED
YOU SOME PHAT BEATS,
AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT NO VEGETABLES.
OH.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THEY'RE LETTING YOU
DEEJAY THIS DANCE.
HUH.
STILL FEELS LIKE
I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
SHE'S SO BRAGGY.
I MEAN,
WE'RE ALL BILLIONAIRES.
FIRST IT WAS
THE VOLCANO SUIT,
THEN THE SPACE STATION,
AND SHE WAS ALL "WELL,
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?"
AND I WAS ALL "YEAH."
I ONLY CARVED MY NAME
ON THE 0-G BATHROOM DOOR.
[CHUCKLE]
THAT WAS QUICK.
I JUST ORDERED. PIZZA GUY?
AAH!
TIMBERLAKE, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
I'M GRUNDERGORN THE LOWLANDER.
AND I SEEK--
YOU SEEK PORTAGE, LOWLANDER.
NAY.
I SEEK THE MIGHTY HEROES
OF NEVERFAIL.
MALDARK IS COMING.
MALDARK'S BACK?
THAT DOESN'T WORK
FOR ME.
THAT GUY'S
PROGRAMMING HIMSELF
TO CONQUER OUR WORLD.
I AM NOT A FAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
NOT A FAN OF?
THIS ARROW IN MY BACK.
A LITTLE HELP?
IT REALLY STINGS.
YEAH, LET'S HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
AND YOWSA.
I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH
BOO-BOO BANDAGES FOR THAT.
MALDARK IS ON THE MARCH,
DESTROYING REALMS AS HE GOES.
MY HUMBLE VILLAGE OF SNYTOWN
IS NEXT IN HIS PATH
OF DESTRUCTION.
MAYBE
WE'LL LEAVE THE ARROW IN.
START A NEW TREND,
LIKE ME
WITH MY ASTRONAUT CAPE.
JUST POINT ME TOWARD NEVERFAIL.
THEY ARE SNYTOWN'S ONLY HOPE.
THAT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.
NEVERFAIL'S NOT ABOU
TO LEAVE A SCHOOL DANCE
TO HANDLE AN IN-GAME
SITUATION.
SCHOOL DANCE? THE MIGHTY
WARRIORS OF NEVERFAIL
IN SCHOOL, DANCING?
OH. YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF KIDS, REALLY.
WHAT?
THAT'S
NOT EVEN A REAL STEED.
[DANCE]
1, 2, 3, 4 IN THE MORNING
A FAT CAT TYPE OF MORNING
I WOULD LIKE SOME PUNCH,
DANTE.
SO WOULD I,
BUT I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS.
BARBARA'S
VENTRILOQUIST DOLL
LOOKED SO MUCH BIGGER STARING
AT ME FROM HIS ROCKING CHAIR.
I HATE I
WHEN DOLLS STARE AT ME.
THAT'S WHY I POKE OU
ALL OF THEIR EYES.
ME, TOO.
- DANTE?
- WHOA!
BARBARA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHY, I'M CHAPERONING.
BUT WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED
A SCHOOL DANCE BEFORE.
NOTHING. I JUST STOPPED BY
ON MY WAY TO ANOTHER--
ARE YOU ON A DATE?
DATE? NO.
NO, WE JUST AGREED
TO GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER.
THAT'S ALL.
NO, THAT'S NOT ALL.
WE HAVE A VERY POWERFUL
BRACES ATTRACTION.
IT GOES AS DEEP AS OUR
IMPACTED WISDOM TEETH.
[CHUCKLING]
YES, IT'S TRUE.
YOUR LITTLE BOY
IS GROWING UP.
YOU DO LOOK BIGGER.
WAIT A SECOND. ARE YOU
JUST WEARING TINY CLOTHES?
[GASP]
IS THAT MY VENTRILOQUIS
DOLL'S TUXEDO?
YES. YES, IT IS.
BUT VINNIE TALKS-A-BUNCH
IS NICE AND TOASTY.
I LEFT HIM BY THE FIREPLACE.
HE DOES STUFF LIKE THIS
ALL THE TIME, UH
NATALIE.
HE GOES PLACES
WITHOUT TELLING ME.
HE WEARS DOLL'S CLOTHES.
HE SLEEPS
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
I ENJOY A CHALLENGE,
BARBARA.
OHH.
WELL
WELCOME TO THE TEAM, NADIA.
WE'LL BREAK THIS KID YET.
AM I RIGHT?
[LAUGHING]
HA HA HA. HA HA!
OHH
[THUMP]
OH!
WHAAH!
THAT LIMO RIDE WAS SWEET!
IT HAD FREE SNACKS
AND DRINKS. ORANGE JUICE?
- I LOVE THIS SONG.
- ME, TOO, BABY.
IT'S PERFECT FOR
THE SPIN CYCLE. CHECK IT.
OH-HO-HO, MAN!
I GOT ORANGE JUICE EVERYWHERE.
REGGIE, I'M DANCING
WITH VERONICA.
YOU BET WE ARE.
LET'S TALK ABOU
THE LIMO RIDE SOME MORE.
THE BEST PAR
WAS THE TINTED WINDOWS.
[SLOW SONG STARTS]
NOW, THIS IS NICE.
YEAH,. IT IS.
I FEEL THE LOVE.
[HIGH VOICE]
I FEEL THE LOVE!
OH, MAN. I JUST REMEMBERED
THE SUN ROOF IN THE LIMO.
IT WAS HUGE!
CHILDREN.
NEVERFAIL ARE MERE CHILDREN?
UNLESS I CAN FIND A LEGION
OF BRAVE WARRIORS SOON,
MALDARK WILL USE
SNYTOWN'S POWERFUL PORTAL
AND TRANSPORT HIMSELF HERE.
THAT SOUNDS KIND OF
NOT SO MUCH WITH THE GOOD.
[SNAP]
WHAT WAS THAT?
DID YOU GET THE ARROW?
UH, SURE. WHY NOT?
[THUNDER]
BEHOLD, INFERIOR REALM.
THE MIGHTY MALDARK
HAS RETURNED!
YIKES.
[LAUGHING]
I BID THEE FAREWELL,
SNYTOWNIAN.
HEY, I'M SORT OF HIDING HERE.
MY VILLAGE MUST HAVE
FALLEN TO MALDARK'S ARMIES.
A THOUSAND APOLOGIES
FOR THE DESTRUCTION
THAT IS ABOU
TO BEFALL YOUR REALM.
APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED.
YOU GET TO RESPOND
IN THE GAME.
I'M GOING TO DIE.
PERHAPS NOT.
THIS IS THE POTION
OF GREYGORDON.
YOU MUST TAKE I
TO NEVERFAIL.
ITS POWER IS THE ONLY THING
THOSE WEAKLING CHILDREN
CAN USE
TO DEFEAT MALDARK.
AND HE'S GONE.
GREAT.
TAKE ME TO NEVERFAIL,
DAFT GOOD MAGICIAN.
I'M GOING TO DESTROY THEM
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
AND THEN I'M GOING
TO DESTROY YOUR REALM.
YES, SIR. YOU WANT TO RIDE
SHOTGUN OR YOU WANT TO DRIVE?
[LAUGHING]
[POLKA]
I REALLY LIKE
YOUR HELMET, FILBERT.
IT'S REALLY SPARKLY.
THANKS. YOU KNOW,
I CRASHED INTO AN ART STORE,
AND IT JUST CAME OU
LIKE THIS.
WOW. I REALLY WISH
WYATT WOULD PLAY
SOMETHING
OTHER THAN POLKA.
HE'S PLAYED "SUPER POLKA
BROTHERS' POLKA"
ABOUT 12 TIMES NOW.
YEAH. IF HE PLAYED
SOMETHING GOOD,
WE COULD DANCE.
REALLY?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
EXCUSE ME!
DO YOU HAVE ANY SMOOTH JAZZ?
WYATT, WHAT IS GOING ON?
THIS ISN'T A BAVARIAN
SCHNITZEL HOUSE.
IT'S A SCHOOL DANCE!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.
MY LATEST SOFTWARE INNOVATION,
SPINNY 3000,
IS SUPPOSED TO READ THE CROWD
AND GENERATE
THE PERFECT PLAYLIST.
SOMETHING MUST BE INTERFERING.
OH, GUS. YOU'RE STANDING
TOO CLOSE TO THE SENSOR.
HI, ANGIE.
LOOKS LIKE THINGS
WITH YOU AND FILBER
- AREN'T GOING SO WELL.
- BACK OFF, GUS.
I'M TRYING TO GE
A SLOW JAM
SO I CAN DANCE
WITH MY DATE.
SURE YOU DON'T WAN
TO DANCE WITH THIS?
[MUSIC SLOWS DOWN]
[LOUNGE JAZZ]
[FEEDBACK, POLKA]
GUS, STEP AWAY
FROM SPINNY 3000.
YOU ARE RUINING
EVERYTHING!
FINE. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO PLAY ANY SMOOTH JAZZ,
THEN I'M GOING TO HUM I
AND DANCE BY MYSELF.
[HUMMING
"POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
[DANCERS GRUMBLING]
WOW.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
GRRR!
THAT'S MY HEISMAN.
IT'S PRETTY COOL.
HEY, ROSS.
WHOA. WHO'S YOUR EGGHEAD
FRIEND HERE?
I'VE HEARD OF BIG BRAINS
AND ALL, BUT COME ON, RIGHT?
NOW IS NOT THE TIME,
FARBER.
OH. OH. I GET IT.
YOU FIND SOMEONE
LESS COOL THAN YOU
TO TAKE TO THE DANCE
AND MAKE YOU SHINE.
BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT,
MY FRIEND.
WHAT?
YOU BEGGED ME
TO COME WITH YOU.
THAT SHOULD SILENCE
THE FOOLS.
[LOUNGE JAZZ]
GUS HAS OVERRIDDEN
THE MANUAL CONTROLS.
I CAN'T STOP IT.
THIS IS LIKE WATCHING
A CAR CRASH
WITH GUS DANCING
IN FRONT OF IT.
FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY,
STOP DANCING, GUS!
[MUSIC STOPS][APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
[MALDARK]
NEVERFAIL!
I AM HERE FOR YOU!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[MALDARK LAUGHING]
MALDARK.
AND I THOUGHT BARBARA WAS
TONIGHT'S EVIL VILLAIN.
- HOW DID HE GET OUT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
OH. THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
TAKEN THE NIGHT OFF.
[LOUNGE JAZZ RESUMES]
[DANCERS GROAN]
OKAY, LET'S GO.
LOST! YOU FOOL.
YOU CLAIMED YOU WORKED HERE.
I DO WORK HERE.
BUT I DON'T WORK OUT HERE.
HOW WOULD I KNOW
WHERE THE GYM IS?
SO NOT TURN A PHRASE WITH ME.
TAKE ME TO NEVERFAIL,
OR I SHALL TURN THIS DISCO
INTO AN INFERNO.
WE ARE BORKED!
ALL OUR WEAPONS ARE AT HQ.
MAYBE NOT.
OPTIMIST UNTIL THE END, LYLE.
BUT THIS IS THE END.
WHERE'D HE GO?
IS IT ME
OF WHOM YOU SPEAK?
[SCREAMING]
AAH!
NOW LOOK AT THE NEVERFAIL CLAN.
WEAPONLESS, PATHETIC.
FOR TOO LONG HAVE YOU STOOD
IN THE WAY
OF MY PLANS TO CONQUER
YOUR WORLD.
BUT TONIGHT NEVERFAIL
WILL FAIL!
[LAUGHTER]
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE.
OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AND SAY AH--
AAH!
LYLE, WHERE'D YOU GE
THUNDERBOLT?
UHH! LIMO TRUCK. IT'S BEEN
IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.
I GUESS NEVERFAIL IS WHO I AM.
I COULDN'T LEAVE IT ALONE
EVEN FOR ONE NIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT.
WAY TO EMBRACE
YOUR INNER NERD, LYLE.
HEH. WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO BE
TOASTED NERDS IN A SECOND
BECAUSE I CAN'T HOLD THIS
MUCH LONGER.
MAX, GO TO THE GYM.
DON'T LET ANYBODY LEAVE.
THE LAST THING WE NEED
IS SOMEONE COMING IN HERE.
RIGHT!
[WHISPERING]
WHERE'S THE GYM?
- THIS WAY.
- UHH!
[GRUNT]
WHOA!WHOO!
YOU NEED TO TELEPORT US
OUT OF HERE, LYLE.
I CAN'T, REMEMBER?
IT'S TOO HARD OF A SPELL!
WELL, THEN DO SOMETHING!
EAT PLASMA! UHH!
[INCANTATION]
HA HA HA HA!
MR. MAX, I NEED TO--
NO, GUS.
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING.
YOU MUST DANCE.
YOU MUST HAVE FUN.
BUT I MUST USE
THE FACILITIES.
NO!
HAVING FUN, HAVING FUN.
HYAH!
WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT AN HOUR
OF BEING NORMAL TEENAGERS IN
BEFORE GETTING MELTED.
WYATT, LYLE,
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
DANTE,
YOU KNOW WHERE WE STAND.
RIGHT BACK AT YOU, ANGE.
HA! I KNOW WHY I COULDN'
DO THE TELEPORTATION SPELL!
IT'S A SPELL TO RUN AWAY,
AND THAT'S NOT ME.
I DON'T DO THAT,
AND NEITHER DOES NEVERFAIL.
[INCANTATION]
OHH!
SORRY, MAN. LOOKS LIKE
IT DIDN'T WORK AGAIN!
DIDN'T IT?
OUR WEAPONS.
AND HALF OUR COUCH.
[ALL]
TULTA MUNILLE!
HALLEY'S BOMB-IT!
UHH!
I SEE YOUR FIRE
AND RAISE YOU ICE!
OH![SHOUTING]
OW!
I SEE YOU'VE GOTTEN STRONGER.
WE'VE TAKEN A FEW LEAKS
SINCE WE LAST SAW YOU.
OUT.
WE'VE TAKEN A FEW LEAKS OUT.
TIME TO SUCK UP
THE STENCH
THAT IS NEVERFAIL
AND GET RID OF YOU
FOREVER!
UHH!
WHOA!
OH, NO!
VINNIE TALKS-A-BUNCH
IS GOING TO KILL ME!
TIS GETTING DRAFTY IN HERE!
NO!
IF ANYONE HAS A PLAN,
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
TO SPEAK UP!
I BROUGHT OUR WEAPONS HERE!
SOMEBODY ELSE,
PICK UP THE SLACK!
THE GONG!
YES! I'M ON IT!
[SHOUTING]
[INCANTATION]
[SHOUTING]
[LAUGHING]
YOU CANNOT GET RID OF ME.
MY FINGERS HAVE THE STRENGTH
OF A THOUSAND FINGERS.
WELL,
THEN THIS IS GONNA HUR
A THOUSAND TIMES AS MUCH!
HYAH-UHH!
OW! IT DOES!
THIS IS NOT OVER!
AAH!
AAH!
WIZZA, YEAH!
HUZZAH!
YES!
WHOO! WHOO!
OH. THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE BACK.
I HAVEN'T LET ANYONE LEAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
FOR TWO HOURS.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
NOT EVERYONE MADE IT.
GO!
RUN LIKE THE WIND!
GO!
[LAUGHING]
OH, HEY, LOOK.
GREAT.
NOW IT'S TWO AGAINST ONE.
[DANCE]
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
YO, FILBERT, HE'S SO FUNNY.
HE'S WAVING AT ME.
WOW, GUYS. TONIGH
WE GOT TO SAVE THE WORLD
AND GO TO THE DANCE.
GUESS WE CAN DO BOTH.
NOT TOO MANY NORMAL
TEENAGERS CAN SAY THAT.
WE'RE NOT NORMAL.
WE'RE NEVERFAIL.
AND I SAY WE SHOW
THIS DANCE FLOOR
THAT NEVERFAIL
KNOWS WHAT'S UP.
[ALL]
TULTA MUNILLE!
[IMITATING BOOM BOX BEAT]
TOMATO PLANT.
THIS WHOLE GREENHOUSE
IS VERY NICE.
LOOK AROUND FOR A TOAST PLANT.
WE COULD MAKE BRUSCHETTA.
YOU KNOW
WHAT BRUSCHETTA IS,
BUT YOU THINK
THERE ARE TOAST PLANTS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING:
I EAT A LOT OF BRUSCHETTA.
GUYS. THE GOTCHA SMORK.
I'D FOCUS, OR YOU'RE GOING
TO GET SQUIRTED WITH INK
AND HAVE MINUS-10 VISION
FOR FIVE MINUTES.
- WHAT?
- WHAT IS HE--
OH, COME ON. NONE OF YOU READ
THE CONQUEROR BESTIARY?
- NO.
- [LAUGHING] NO.
THE WHAT?
IF ANYBODY'S GOING TO BE
INKED BY THE SMORK,
IT'LL PROBABLY BE YOU.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE ME, OKAY?
I AM ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION.
YOU GUYS ARE NEVER
PAYING ATTEN--
[ALL SHOUTING]
AAH!
THAT'S IT!
I GOT IT!
I GOT THIS SMORK!
YAAH!
OH, WOW.
HEY!
[LAUGHING, CHEERING]
- GOOD JOB, GUYS.
- THERE WE GO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- WELL.
- WHOA!
- OH!
OH. SOMEONE'S COMING.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
CROWD AROUND ME. I CAN
TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE.
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
- MAN, JUST DO IT!
COME ON.
[INCANTATION]
YES!
NO.
OHH!
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP,
LYLE.
IT'S A LEVEL 90 SPELL.
WIZZA CAN'T EVEN DO I
IN THE GAME.
[DOOR OPENS]
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE,
SLACKERS?
AND HUGGINSON?
[GASP]
MY HEIRLOOM TOMATO PLANTS.
W-W-WE WERE GONNA TAKE
TO THE STATE FAIR.
- [EXHALES]
- YOU FOUR, DETENTION.
SO IF WE'RE
GOING SOMEWHERE,
SOMEBODY
NEEDS TO HOLD MY HAND.
THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT,
PEOPLE.
IT IS ABOUT SELF-REFLECTION
AND KEEPING OUR FOOTBALL TEAM
FREE OF FUNGUS.
I HAD A HORRIBLE CASE
LAST YEAR.
DON'T WANT TO GIVE
THE DETAILS,
BUT MY HANDS AND FEET--
COMPLETELY COVERED
IN BODY MUSHROOMS.
THOSE SOUND LIKE DETAILS.
YOU KNOW,
IF MY SPELL HAD WORKED,
WE WOULDN'T BE STUCK HERE.
THIS IS WHAT WE GE
FOR SAVING THE WORLD.
[WYATT]
YEP: DETENTION AND INK EYE.
SOMETIMES I WISH WE HAD
NORMAL TEENAGE PROBLEMS,
LIKE WHO WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
TO THE BIG DANCE.
GUYS, WHAT'S THE POIN
OF GOING TO THE BIG DANCE?
WE'RE NEVERFAIL.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE'LL BE
BUSY SAVING THE WORLD
AND GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR I
BECAUSE WE CAN'T TELL ANYONE
THAT WE'RE SAVING THE WORLD.
COME ON, LYLE.
WE DESERVE A NIGHT OFF.
YOU SHOULD GO
TO THE DANCE, HUH?
YEAH! YOU'RE POPULAR.
IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE DANCE,
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
NOT GOING TO THE BIG DANCE
WILL BE POPULAR.
IT'LL BE SCHOOL CLIQUE CHAOS.
YOU GOT TO GO.
HUGGINSON.
I WANT YOU TO GE
THE SPIT JUICES
OUT OF MY WHISTLE.
SHE'S NOT SINGING
LIKE SHE USED TO.
AHH
KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE A PIG
CHOKING ON A CRABAPPLE.
OHH. THAT IS IT.
YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
A NIGHT OFF.
NO WEAPONS, NO BARDING.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.
NEVERFAIL'S
GOING TO THE BIG DANCE.
OHH!YES.
[BELL RINGS]
SO, NATALIE, YOU GOT BRACES.
I GOT BRACES.
WE'RE BRACES PEOPLE.
DID YOU EVER
THINK ABOUT THAT?
DANTE, I THINK
YOUR RUBBER BANDS
ARE TOO TIGHT.
COULD BE. COULD BE.
NO. SHOT ALL THOSE AT WYATT.
REALLY?
[LAUGHING] OH, DANTE,
YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR
BRACES OFF THAT WAY.
HEY, YOU'RE LAUGHING.
[LAUGHING]
NOW FOR PHASE 2.
DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
UH-OH.
BAIL, BAIL
NO. NO, NO. I-- I'LL GO
TO THE DANCE WITH YOU.
OH, YES.
AND YOU HAVE TO GE
A REAL TUXEDO,
NOT A TUXEDO T-SHIRT.
WHAT IF I WEAR
A TUXEDO T-SHIR
UNDER A REAL TUXEDO?
I'LL ALLOW IT.
YESSS.
MWAH.
BE GENTLE WITH HER.
EMERGENCY PHONE NUMBERS
ARE ON THE BOOTY BOX.
THIS IS BLAST-A-TON.
NOW, NOTHING'S
GOING TO HAPPEN,
BUT IF A LEAK
DOES COME OUT,
- ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS--
- HEY.
I DESIGNED IT,
YOU IMBE-DOLT.
I THINK I KNOW
HOW IT WORKS. WHOA!
[CRASH]
YEP. WORKING FINE.
IF YOU WANT SNACKS,
THERE ARE POPSICLES
IN THE FREEZER.
YOU CAN HAVE TWO.
TWO HALVES OR TWO?
TWO HALVES.
AND WE COUNTED THEM.
FINE.
WHERE'S MY PIZZA MONEY?
PIZZA WHAT?
DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS, Y'ALL.
IF I'M SAVING THE WORLD
FROM LEAKS
ON YOUR NIGHT OFF,
YOU CAN BUY ME A PIZZA.
YOU ARE THE CHEAPES
BILLIONAIRE EVER.
WHY YOU GOTTA HATE, LYLE?
WAIT. HOLD IT A SECOND.
SEEMS LIKE I'M
FORGETTING SOMETHING.
CORSAGE, MINTY BREATH SPRAY,
NECKLACE
WITH A FOOTBALL ON I
BECAUSE I PLAY FOOTBALL.
OH. I HOPE NONE OF YOU
GUYS ARE ON A SOUND DIE
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO FEED
YOU SOME PHAT BEATS,
AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT NO VEGETABLES.
OH.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THEY'RE LETTING YOU
DEEJAY THIS DANCE.
HUH.
STILL FEELS LIKE
I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
SHE'S SO BRAGGY.
I MEAN,
WE'RE ALL BILLIONAIRES.
FIRST IT WAS
THE VOLCANO SUIT,
THEN THE SPACE STATION,
AND SHE WAS ALL "WELL,
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?"
AND I WAS ALL "YEAH."
I ONLY CARVED MY NAME
ON THE 0-G BATHROOM DOOR.
[CHUCKLE]
THAT WAS QUICK.
I JUST ORDERED. PIZZA GUY?
AAH!
TIMBERLAKE, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
I'M GRUNDERGORN THE LOWLANDER.
AND I SEEK--
YOU SEEK PORTAGE, LOWLANDER.
NAY.
I SEEK THE MIGHTY HEROES
OF NEVERFAIL.
MALDARK IS COMING.
MALDARK'S BACK?
THAT DOESN'T WORK
FOR ME.
THAT GUY'S
PROGRAMMING HIMSELF
TO CONQUER OUR WORLD.
I AM NOT A FAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
NOT A FAN OF?
THIS ARROW IN MY BACK.
A LITTLE HELP?
IT REALLY STINGS.
YEAH, LET'S HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
AND YOWSA.
I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH
BOO-BOO BANDAGES FOR THAT.
MALDARK IS ON THE MARCH,
DESTROYING REALMS AS HE GOES.
MY HUMBLE VILLAGE OF SNYTOWN
IS NEXT IN HIS PATH
OF DESTRUCTION.
MAYBE
WE'LL LEAVE THE ARROW IN.
START A NEW TREND,
LIKE ME
WITH MY ASTRONAUT CAPE.
JUST POINT ME TOWARD NEVERFAIL.
THEY ARE SNYTOWN'S ONLY HOPE.
THAT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.
NEVERFAIL'S NOT ABOU
TO LEAVE A SCHOOL DANCE
TO HANDLE AN IN-GAME
SITUATION.
SCHOOL DANCE? THE MIGHTY
WARRIORS OF NEVERFAIL
IN SCHOOL, DANCING?
OH. YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF KIDS, REALLY.
WHAT?
THAT'S
NOT EVEN A REAL STEED.
[DANCE]
1, 2, 3, 4 IN THE MORNING
A FAT CAT TYPE OF MORNING
I WOULD LIKE SOME PUNCH,
DANTE.
SO WOULD I,
BUT I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS.
BARBARA'S
VENTRILOQUIST DOLL
LOOKED SO MUCH BIGGER STARING
AT ME FROM HIS ROCKING CHAIR.
I HATE I
WHEN DOLLS STARE AT ME.
THAT'S WHY I POKE OU
ALL OF THEIR EYES.
ME, TOO.
- DANTE?
- WHOA!
BARBARA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHY, I'M CHAPERONING.
BUT WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED
A SCHOOL DANCE BEFORE.
NOTHING. I JUST STOPPED BY
ON MY WAY TO ANOTHER--
ARE YOU ON A DATE?
DATE? NO.
NO, WE JUST AGREED
TO GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER.
THAT'S ALL.
NO, THAT'S NOT ALL.
WE HAVE A VERY POWERFUL
BRACES ATTRACTION.
IT GOES AS DEEP AS OUR
IMPACTED WISDOM TEETH.
[CHUCKLING]
YES, IT'S TRUE.
YOUR LITTLE BOY
IS GROWING UP.
YOU DO LOOK BIGGER.
WAIT A SECOND. ARE YOU
JUST WEARING TINY CLOTHES?
[GASP]
IS THAT MY VENTRILOQUIS
DOLL'S TUXEDO?
YES. YES, IT IS.
BUT VINNIE TALKS-A-BUNCH
IS NICE AND TOASTY.
I LEFT HIM BY THE FIREPLACE.
HE DOES STUFF LIKE THIS
ALL THE TIME, UH
NATALIE.
HE GOES PLACES
WITHOUT TELLING ME.
HE WEARS DOLL'S CLOTHES.
HE SLEEPS
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
I ENJOY A CHALLENGE,
BARBARA.
OHH.
WELL
WELCOME TO THE TEAM, NADIA.
WE'LL BREAK THIS KID YET.
AM I RIGHT?
[LAUGHING]
HA HA HA. HA HA!
OHH
[THUMP]
OH!
WHAAH!
THAT LIMO RIDE WAS SWEET!
IT HAD FREE SNACKS
AND DRINKS. ORANGE JUICE?
- I LOVE THIS SONG.
- ME, TOO, BABY.
IT'S PERFECT FOR
THE SPIN CYCLE. CHECK IT.
OH-HO-HO, MAN!
I GOT ORANGE JUICE EVERYWHERE.
REGGIE, I'M DANCING
WITH VERONICA.
YOU BET WE ARE.
LET'S TALK ABOU
THE LIMO RIDE SOME MORE.
THE BEST PAR
WAS THE TINTED WINDOWS.
[SLOW SONG STARTS]
NOW, THIS IS NICE.
YEAH,. IT IS.
I FEEL THE LOVE.
[HIGH VOICE]
I FEEL THE LOVE!
OH, MAN. I JUST REMEMBERED
THE SUN ROOF IN THE LIMO.
IT WAS HUGE!
CHILDREN.
NEVERFAIL ARE MERE CHILDREN?
UNLESS I CAN FIND A LEGION
OF BRAVE WARRIORS SOON,
MALDARK WILL USE
SNYTOWN'S POWERFUL PORTAL
AND TRANSPORT HIMSELF HERE.
THAT SOUNDS KIND OF
NOT SO MUCH WITH THE GOOD.
[SNAP]
WHAT WAS THAT?
DID YOU GET THE ARROW?
UH, SURE. WHY NOT?
[THUNDER]
BEHOLD, INFERIOR REALM.
THE MIGHTY MALDARK
HAS RETURNED!
YIKES.
[LAUGHING]
I BID THEE FAREWELL,
SNYTOWNIAN.
HEY, I'M SORT OF HIDING HERE.
MY VILLAGE MUST HAVE
FALLEN TO MALDARK'S ARMIES.
A THOUSAND APOLOGIES
FOR THE DESTRUCTION
THAT IS ABOU
TO BEFALL YOUR REALM.
APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED.
YOU GET TO RESPOND
IN THE GAME.
I'M GOING TO DIE.
PERHAPS NOT.
THIS IS THE POTION
OF GREYGORDON.
YOU MUST TAKE I
TO NEVERFAIL.
ITS POWER IS THE ONLY THING
THOSE WEAKLING CHILDREN
CAN USE
TO DEFEAT MALDARK.
AND HE'S GONE.
GREAT.
TAKE ME TO NEVERFAIL,
DAFT GOOD MAGICIAN.
I'M GOING TO DESTROY THEM
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
AND THEN I'M GOING
TO DESTROY YOUR REALM.
YES, SIR. YOU WANT TO RIDE
SHOTGUN OR YOU WANT TO DRIVE?
[LAUGHING]
[POLKA]
I REALLY LIKE
YOUR HELMET, FILBERT.
IT'S REALLY SPARKLY.
THANKS. YOU KNOW,
I CRASHED INTO AN ART STORE,
AND IT JUST CAME OU
LIKE THIS.
WOW. I REALLY WISH
WYATT WOULD PLAY
SOMETHING
OTHER THAN POLKA.
HE'S PLAYED "SUPER POLKA
BROTHERS' POLKA"
ABOUT 12 TIMES NOW.
YEAH. IF HE PLAYED
SOMETHING GOOD,
WE COULD DANCE.
REALLY?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
EXCUSE ME!
DO YOU HAVE ANY SMOOTH JAZZ?
WYATT, WHAT IS GOING ON?
THIS ISN'T A BAVARIAN
SCHNITZEL HOUSE.
IT'S A SCHOOL DANCE!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.
MY LATEST SOFTWARE INNOVATION,
SPINNY 3000,
IS SUPPOSED TO READ THE CROWD
AND GENERATE
THE PERFECT PLAYLIST.
SOMETHING MUST BE INTERFERING.
OH, GUS. YOU'RE STANDING
TOO CLOSE TO THE SENSOR.
HI, ANGIE.
LOOKS LIKE THINGS
WITH YOU AND FILBER
- AREN'T GOING SO WELL.
- BACK OFF, GUS.
I'M TRYING TO GE
A SLOW JAM
SO I CAN DANCE
WITH MY DATE.
SURE YOU DON'T WAN
TO DANCE WITH THIS?
[MUSIC SLOWS DOWN]
[LOUNGE JAZZ]
[FEEDBACK, POLKA]
GUS, STEP AWAY
FROM SPINNY 3000.
YOU ARE RUINING
EVERYTHING!
FINE. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO PLAY ANY SMOOTH JAZZ,
THEN I'M GOING TO HUM I
AND DANCE BY MYSELF.
[HUMMING
"POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
[DANCERS GRUMBLING]
WOW.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
GRRR!
THAT'S MY HEISMAN.
IT'S PRETTY COOL.
HEY, ROSS.
WHOA. WHO'S YOUR EGGHEAD
FRIEND HERE?
I'VE HEARD OF BIG BRAINS
AND ALL, BUT COME ON, RIGHT?
NOW IS NOT THE TIME,
FARBER.
OH. OH. I GET IT.
YOU FIND SOMEONE
LESS COOL THAN YOU
TO TAKE TO THE DANCE
AND MAKE YOU SHINE.
BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT,
MY FRIEND.
WHAT?
YOU BEGGED ME
TO COME WITH YOU.
THAT SHOULD SILENCE
THE FOOLS.
[LOUNGE JAZZ]
GUS HAS OVERRIDDEN
THE MANUAL CONTROLS.
I CAN'T STOP IT.
THIS IS LIKE WATCHING
A CAR CRASH
WITH GUS DANCING
IN FRONT OF IT.
FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY,
STOP DANCING, GUS!
[MUSIC STOPS][APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
[MALDARK]
NEVERFAIL!
I AM HERE FOR YOU!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[MALDARK LAUGHING]
MALDARK.
AND I THOUGHT BARBARA WAS
TONIGHT'S EVIL VILLAIN.
- HOW DID HE GET OUT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
OH. THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
TAKEN THE NIGHT OFF.
[LOUNGE JAZZ RESUMES]
[DANCERS GROAN]
OKAY, LET'S GO.
LOST! YOU FOOL.
YOU CLAIMED YOU WORKED HERE.
I DO WORK HERE.
BUT I DON'T WORK OUT HERE.
HOW WOULD I KNOW
WHERE THE GYM IS?
SO NOT TURN A PHRASE WITH ME.
TAKE ME TO NEVERFAIL,
OR I SHALL TURN THIS DISCO
INTO AN INFERNO.
WE ARE BORKED!
ALL OUR WEAPONS ARE AT HQ.
MAYBE NOT.
OPTIMIST UNTIL THE END, LYLE.
BUT THIS IS THE END.
WHERE'D HE GO?
IS IT ME
OF WHOM YOU SPEAK?
[SCREAMING]
AAH!
NOW LOOK AT THE NEVERFAIL CLAN.
WEAPONLESS, PATHETIC.
FOR TOO LONG HAVE YOU STOOD
IN THE WAY
OF MY PLANS TO CONQUER
YOUR WORLD.
BUT TONIGHT NEVERFAIL
WILL FAIL!
[LAUGHTER]
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE.
OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AND SAY AH--
AAH!
LYLE, WHERE'D YOU GE
THUNDERBOLT?
UHH! LIMO TRUCK. IT'S BEEN
IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.
I GUESS NEVERFAIL IS WHO I AM.
I COULDN'T LEAVE IT ALONE
EVEN FOR ONE NIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT.
WAY TO EMBRACE
YOUR INNER NERD, LYLE.
HEH. WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO BE
TOASTED NERDS IN A SECOND
BECAUSE I CAN'T HOLD THIS
MUCH LONGER.
MAX, GO TO THE GYM.
DON'T LET ANYBODY LEAVE.
THE LAST THING WE NEED
IS SOMEONE COMING IN HERE.
RIGHT!
[WHISPERING]
WHERE'S THE GYM?
- THIS WAY.
- UHH!
[GRUNT]
WHOA!WHOO!
YOU NEED TO TELEPORT US
OUT OF HERE, LYLE.
I CAN'T, REMEMBER?
IT'S TOO HARD OF A SPELL!
WELL, THEN DO SOMETHING!
EAT PLASMA! UHH!
[INCANTATION]
HA HA HA HA!
MR. MAX, I NEED TO--
NO, GUS.
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING.
YOU MUST DANCE.
YOU MUST HAVE FUN.
BUT I MUST USE
THE FACILITIES.
NO!
HAVING FUN, HAVING FUN.
HYAH!
WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT AN HOUR
OF BEING NORMAL TEENAGERS IN
BEFORE GETTING MELTED.
WYATT, LYLE,
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
DANTE,
YOU KNOW WHERE WE STAND.
RIGHT BACK AT YOU, ANGE.
HA! I KNOW WHY I COULDN'
DO THE TELEPORTATION SPELL!
IT'S A SPELL TO RUN AWAY,
AND THAT'S NOT ME.
I DON'T DO THAT,
AND NEITHER DOES NEVERFAIL.
[INCANTATION]
OHH!
SORRY, MAN. LOOKS LIKE
IT DIDN'T WORK AGAIN!
DIDN'T IT?
OUR WEAPONS.
AND HALF OUR COUCH.
[ALL]
TULTA MUNILLE!
HALLEY'S BOMB-IT!
UHH!
I SEE YOUR FIRE
AND RAISE YOU ICE!
OH![SHOUTING]
OW!
I SEE YOU'VE GOTTEN STRONGER.
WE'VE TAKEN A FEW LEAKS
SINCE WE LAST SAW YOU.
OUT.
WE'VE TAKEN A FEW LEAKS OUT.
TIME TO SUCK UP
THE STENCH
THAT IS NEVERFAIL
AND GET RID OF YOU
FOREVER!
UHH!
WHOA!
OH, NO!
VINNIE TALKS-A-BUNCH
IS GOING TO KILL ME!
TIS GETTING DRAFTY IN HERE!
NO!
IF ANYONE HAS A PLAN,
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
TO SPEAK UP!
I BROUGHT OUR WEAPONS HERE!
SOMEBODY ELSE,
PICK UP THE SLACK!
THE GONG!
YES! I'M ON IT!
[SHOUTING]
[INCANTATION]
[SHOUTING]
[LAUGHING]
YOU CANNOT GET RID OF ME.
MY FINGERS HAVE THE STRENGTH
OF A THOUSAND FINGERS.
WELL,
THEN THIS IS GONNA HUR
A THOUSAND TIMES AS MUCH!
HYAH-UHH!
OW! IT DOES!
THIS IS NOT OVER!
AAH!
AAH!
WIZZA, YEAH!
HUZZAH!
YES!
WHOO! WHOO!
OH. THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE BACK.
I HAVEN'T LET ANYONE LEAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
FOR TWO HOURS.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
NOT EVERYONE MADE IT.
GO!
RUN LIKE THE WIND!
GO!
[LAUGHING]
OH, HEY, LOOK.
GREAT.
NOW IT'S TWO AGAINST ONE.
[DANCE]
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
YO, FILBERT, HE'S SO FUNNY.
HE'S WAVING AT ME.
WOW, GUYS. TONIGH
WE GOT TO SAVE THE WORLD
AND GO TO THE DANCE.
GUESS WE CAN DO BOTH.
NOT TOO MANY NORMAL
TEENAGERS CAN SAY THAT.
WE'RE NOT NORMAL.
WE'RE NEVERFAIL.
AND I SAY WE SHOW
THIS DANCE FLOOR
THAT NEVERFAIL
KNOWS WHAT'S UP.
[ALL]
TULTA MUNILLE!
[IMITATING BOOM BOX BEAT]