Martin Mystery (2003) s01e22 Episode Script
Summer Camp Nightmare
[Music]
ah nice sunset huh eddie
think it's worth doing the camp dishes
for a week
whoa
huh
oh
summer camp nightmare
[Music]
[Music]
let's see sunscreen beach towel and
shorts done i love packing for the beach
it's so easy
i can't think of anything more boring
than lying around on a beach all summer
now java's got the right idea you'll be
the best dressed french chef in paris
french chef in training
you think i'm just gonna lay around wake
up and smell the suntan lotion sis
between riding the waves and partying on
the beach i'm gonna need another
vacation to recover from this vacation
oh by the way how's your novel coming i
could use some mindless trash to read on
the beach
you wouldn't like it too many big words
no aliens or mutant robots to cater to
your low brow tastes no problem i know
just how to spice it up when all else
fails just add some slime
are you trying to ruin my manuscript
what are you talking about i'm trying to
make it better give me that when i get
ahold of you you'll be vacationing from
a hospital
center mom probably wants to wish us bon
voyage by the way that's french java
[Music]
really
hi mom
you know you didn't have to bring us to
the center we wouldn't have left on
vacation without saying goodbye vacation
well it's something like that you're
going to be cits cit what does that
stand for a cosmic intelligence tracer
commander of intergalactic tacticians
try counselor and training you're going
to summer camp
summer camp
that's right we've had reports of
strange glowing lights at a remote
summer camp up north you too will
investigate undercover as camp
counselors and java will be the camp
cook we have to give up our vacations to
look after a bunch of kids at a summer
camp
major drag laura borealis no need to get
snippy martin no aurora borealis the
northern lights streamers of light in
the night sky above the north magnetic
pool ah martin's right that's what the
kids must have seen not likely
we've confirmed there's a high level of
paranormal activity in the area this is
a real mission you two and it's more
important than your vacations is that
clear
any questions
just one what's that cool glowing orb
some kind of advanced alien technology
it's a sun lamp i'm working on my base
tan before taking my vacation at the
beach
[Music]
[Applause]
well here we are
not exactly the summer vacation i hope
for
it's not so bad except for the fact that
you're here too
seems quiet and peaceful those are code
words for dull and boring you must be
the new cities
hi i'm nancy head counselor
art and mystery secret agent i mean uh
cit extraordinaire and i was just
telling my sister diana what an awesome
camp you've got here
nice to meet you this is java the new
cook
martin this is the cabin for you and
your boys diana you and your girls are
across the road cit has only supervised
two campers each you'll meet them and
the other counselors at supper tonight
any questions
actually we were just wondering what you
know about these mysterious lights oh
don't worry about those campfire tails
the kids probably saw the northern
lights and got freaked out you know it's
like we're both on the same wavelength
didn't two boys nearly get sucked under
the water in a canoe
fell out of a canoe is more like it and
then they made up a lame story about the
lake bubbling we'll see if the week of
kitchen duty makes them think twice
about taking a canoe without permission
and there was nothing strange about the
canoe that's it right there
[Music]
[Music]
looks like a normal canoe to me come on
java i'll show you the kitchen what kind
of food do you like to make french
i hate to admit it but she's right no
claw or bite marks and we're stuck here
wasting perfectly good vacation time
cool there's some kind of sticky goo in
the bottom
alright activated
slime scan selected
[Music]
yes
[Music]
it's probably just tree sap probably but
we better send billy a sample anyway
just to cover our butts and if they
don't find anything but tree sap maybe
mom will change her mind and let us out
of here
[Music]
where are you going i thought i'd take
the boys on a camp out at the lake i
want to see for myself if it really was
just the northern lights that they saw
or something else
[Music]
the campers thought the noise was a
raccoon
but when they looked out of the tent the
phantom bit their heads right off huh ah
the venomous spider being a balang i
thought this story sounded familiar i
don't know you heard the school story oh
it's not a ghost it's a fanged alien
that preys on other living beings by
injecting the venom that dissolves their
organs into a sugary goo huh an organ
dissolving alien that's pretty cool if
it's true oh it's true all right
wanna see my scar
huh yeah nasty little arachnid got me
good before we trapped him let me tell
you how it went down
so after leaving a string of liquefied
victims in his wake the spider bean was
subdued tamed and trained to flip beef
at a burger joint in phoenix
well that's it
time for bed let's get into our tents uh
could we sleep out here close to you uh
i mean
close to the fire you wanna sleep
outside under a starry sky huh sure why
not maybe we'll even get to see some
ufos
what is it a raccoon get our hot dogs
venomous spider creature
oh don't be silly i told you it was
tamed and working at a burger place
hmm
oh okay give me the flashlight
ah my fault i guess i shouldn't have
told them such a scary one
[Music]
don't worry
[Music]
look
this is where it knocked me down martin
look
i found this on a branch at the edge of
the clearing
sh
listen
hi guys it's just me i've got the
results of our analysis on your sample
so what do we know about it that it
isn't tree sap and that's about all we
know it doesn't match any known
substance on the planet that reminds me
i better check out the sample we just
found
scan selected
it's similar to some kinds of insect
secretions but again it's not anything
found on earth i'll take it back to the
center for a more detailed analysis
come on let's keep looking for the boys
i don't think we'll find them martin
we're better off keeping tabs on those
counselors you might be right
for once huh
it's all closed up and dark
think they're
gone lights on
sounds like somebody's home
see anything
well either the counselors are building
a really bad model of the eiffel tower
or they're worshiping some kind of
glowing obelisk
someone coming
i think there's more than one
it's glowing too bright i can't see
anything
[Applause]
we're surrounded make a break for it
let's go
[Music]
they haven't made a plastic wrap that
can hold me
what happened while you were sleeping
your novel got published and now you're
a world famous author really
no
what'd i do hmm
ah
where are we
must be some kind of shed whatever
grabbed us at the cabin back there
wrapped us up like leftovers in this
nasty plastic wrap
i'm trying to find the symbol from the
obelisk on the legend x oh here it is
it's the symbol of soros a reptilian god
that demanded the life force of young
people about a thousand years ago
wait
there's another entry for the same
symbol from a thousand years earlier and
a thousand years before that from all
over the earth but this stretchy view
doesn't match anything we've ever
experienced
earth god but an alien yeah an alien
he's on
with a thousand year life cycle
they've got the girls
activated
[Music]
get us out of here
yikes these counselors need to work on
their people skills
they're taking her to the lake
[Music]
jabba hate lizards
[Music]
where they take diana
there
[Applause]
so i was right about soros being an
alien we're on a thousand-year-old
spaceship
[Music]
too much junk
[Music]
[Music]
stay down there's a light up ahead
oh what's happening to me
whoa
diana's looked better java no like this
[Music]
he's waking up
[Music]
i can feel the spaceship moving diana
no wait
[Music]
nancy
soros
what's he doing to the kids did you know
that four rambunctious teenagers have
enough excess energy to power a
spaceship once soros raises it out of
the lake then
he can feed on the whole world
we've gotta stop him
[Music]
get your scaly paws off my sister
um
[Music]
didn't you take some kind of counselor
old to protect young campers
i guess not so i'll have to do it myself
yes
uh
[Music]
let him catch you changing us is
draining all soros's energy
it's not enough the ship is still rising
one last shot
hey sis how about a big hug for your
brother
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
it's working now that sources energy has
drained the ship stop rising
but we
now
[Music]
[Laughter]
from the moment we found that thing
it's like he was always in my head
even before i was a lizard
but now that it's drained of all its
power it's just a big door stop well i
say we've earned a vacation don't you i
think we're about to find out from the
only person whose opinion matters
hi mom looks like our work here is done
time to hit the beach
they were really awesome they even
risked being turned into aliens like the
rest of us
possessed by an alien oh how terrible
i'd say some people around here deserve
a nice long rest all expenses paid by
the center awesome
[Music]
hey what about us yeah we did all the
work don't be jealous we're just taking
them back to the center to shall we say
adjust their memories
so long have a nice summer
uh have a nice summer wait who's gonna
look after the kids
[Music]
you
ah nice sunset huh eddie
think it's worth doing the camp dishes
for a week
whoa
huh
oh
summer camp nightmare
[Music]
[Music]
let's see sunscreen beach towel and
shorts done i love packing for the beach
it's so easy
i can't think of anything more boring
than lying around on a beach all summer
now java's got the right idea you'll be
the best dressed french chef in paris
french chef in training
you think i'm just gonna lay around wake
up and smell the suntan lotion sis
between riding the waves and partying on
the beach i'm gonna need another
vacation to recover from this vacation
oh by the way how's your novel coming i
could use some mindless trash to read on
the beach
you wouldn't like it too many big words
no aliens or mutant robots to cater to
your low brow tastes no problem i know
just how to spice it up when all else
fails just add some slime
are you trying to ruin my manuscript
what are you talking about i'm trying to
make it better give me that when i get
ahold of you you'll be vacationing from
a hospital
center mom probably wants to wish us bon
voyage by the way that's french java
[Music]
really
hi mom
you know you didn't have to bring us to
the center we wouldn't have left on
vacation without saying goodbye vacation
well it's something like that you're
going to be cits cit what does that
stand for a cosmic intelligence tracer
commander of intergalactic tacticians
try counselor and training you're going
to summer camp
summer camp
that's right we've had reports of
strange glowing lights at a remote
summer camp up north you too will
investigate undercover as camp
counselors and java will be the camp
cook we have to give up our vacations to
look after a bunch of kids at a summer
camp
major drag laura borealis no need to get
snippy martin no aurora borealis the
northern lights streamers of light in
the night sky above the north magnetic
pool ah martin's right that's what the
kids must have seen not likely
we've confirmed there's a high level of
paranormal activity in the area this is
a real mission you two and it's more
important than your vacations is that
clear
any questions
just one what's that cool glowing orb
some kind of advanced alien technology
it's a sun lamp i'm working on my base
tan before taking my vacation at the
beach
[Music]
[Applause]
well here we are
not exactly the summer vacation i hope
for
it's not so bad except for the fact that
you're here too
seems quiet and peaceful those are code
words for dull and boring you must be
the new cities
hi i'm nancy head counselor
art and mystery secret agent i mean uh
cit extraordinaire and i was just
telling my sister diana what an awesome
camp you've got here
nice to meet you this is java the new
cook
martin this is the cabin for you and
your boys diana you and your girls are
across the road cit has only supervised
two campers each you'll meet them and
the other counselors at supper tonight
any questions
actually we were just wondering what you
know about these mysterious lights oh
don't worry about those campfire tails
the kids probably saw the northern
lights and got freaked out you know it's
like we're both on the same wavelength
didn't two boys nearly get sucked under
the water in a canoe
fell out of a canoe is more like it and
then they made up a lame story about the
lake bubbling we'll see if the week of
kitchen duty makes them think twice
about taking a canoe without permission
and there was nothing strange about the
canoe that's it right there
[Music]
[Music]
looks like a normal canoe to me come on
java i'll show you the kitchen what kind
of food do you like to make french
i hate to admit it but she's right no
claw or bite marks and we're stuck here
wasting perfectly good vacation time
cool there's some kind of sticky goo in
the bottom
alright activated
slime scan selected
[Music]
yes
[Music]
it's probably just tree sap probably but
we better send billy a sample anyway
just to cover our butts and if they
don't find anything but tree sap maybe
mom will change her mind and let us out
of here
[Music]
where are you going i thought i'd take
the boys on a camp out at the lake i
want to see for myself if it really was
just the northern lights that they saw
or something else
[Music]
the campers thought the noise was a
raccoon
but when they looked out of the tent the
phantom bit their heads right off huh ah
the venomous spider being a balang i
thought this story sounded familiar i
don't know you heard the school story oh
it's not a ghost it's a fanged alien
that preys on other living beings by
injecting the venom that dissolves their
organs into a sugary goo huh an organ
dissolving alien that's pretty cool if
it's true oh it's true all right
wanna see my scar
huh yeah nasty little arachnid got me
good before we trapped him let me tell
you how it went down
so after leaving a string of liquefied
victims in his wake the spider bean was
subdued tamed and trained to flip beef
at a burger joint in phoenix
well that's it
time for bed let's get into our tents uh
could we sleep out here close to you uh
i mean
close to the fire you wanna sleep
outside under a starry sky huh sure why
not maybe we'll even get to see some
ufos
what is it a raccoon get our hot dogs
venomous spider creature
oh don't be silly i told you it was
tamed and working at a burger place
hmm
oh okay give me the flashlight
ah my fault i guess i shouldn't have
told them such a scary one
[Music]
don't worry
[Music]
look
this is where it knocked me down martin
look
i found this on a branch at the edge of
the clearing
sh
listen
hi guys it's just me i've got the
results of our analysis on your sample
so what do we know about it that it
isn't tree sap and that's about all we
know it doesn't match any known
substance on the planet that reminds me
i better check out the sample we just
found
scan selected
it's similar to some kinds of insect
secretions but again it's not anything
found on earth i'll take it back to the
center for a more detailed analysis
come on let's keep looking for the boys
i don't think we'll find them martin
we're better off keeping tabs on those
counselors you might be right
for once huh
it's all closed up and dark
think they're
gone lights on
sounds like somebody's home
see anything
well either the counselors are building
a really bad model of the eiffel tower
or they're worshiping some kind of
glowing obelisk
someone coming
i think there's more than one
it's glowing too bright i can't see
anything
[Applause]
we're surrounded make a break for it
let's go
[Music]
they haven't made a plastic wrap that
can hold me
what happened while you were sleeping
your novel got published and now you're
a world famous author really
no
what'd i do hmm
ah
where are we
must be some kind of shed whatever
grabbed us at the cabin back there
wrapped us up like leftovers in this
nasty plastic wrap
i'm trying to find the symbol from the
obelisk on the legend x oh here it is
it's the symbol of soros a reptilian god
that demanded the life force of young
people about a thousand years ago
wait
there's another entry for the same
symbol from a thousand years earlier and
a thousand years before that from all
over the earth but this stretchy view
doesn't match anything we've ever
experienced
earth god but an alien yeah an alien
he's on
with a thousand year life cycle
they've got the girls
activated
[Music]
get us out of here
yikes these counselors need to work on
their people skills
they're taking her to the lake
[Music]
jabba hate lizards
[Music]
where they take diana
there
[Applause]
so i was right about soros being an
alien we're on a thousand-year-old
spaceship
[Music]
too much junk
[Music]
[Music]
stay down there's a light up ahead
oh what's happening to me
whoa
diana's looked better java no like this
[Music]
he's waking up
[Music]
i can feel the spaceship moving diana
no wait
[Music]
nancy
soros
what's he doing to the kids did you know
that four rambunctious teenagers have
enough excess energy to power a
spaceship once soros raises it out of
the lake then
he can feed on the whole world
we've gotta stop him
[Music]
get your scaly paws off my sister
um
[Music]
didn't you take some kind of counselor
old to protect young campers
i guess not so i'll have to do it myself
yes
uh
[Music]
let him catch you changing us is
draining all soros's energy
it's not enough the ship is still rising
one last shot
hey sis how about a big hug for your
brother
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
it's working now that sources energy has
drained the ship stop rising
but we
now
[Music]
[Laughter]
from the moment we found that thing
it's like he was always in my head
even before i was a lizard
but now that it's drained of all its
power it's just a big door stop well i
say we've earned a vacation don't you i
think we're about to find out from the
only person whose opinion matters
hi mom looks like our work here is done
time to hit the beach
they were really awesome they even
risked being turned into aliens like the
rest of us
possessed by an alien oh how terrible
i'd say some people around here deserve
a nice long rest all expenses paid by
the center awesome
[Music]
hey what about us yeah we did all the
work don't be jealous we're just taking
them back to the center to shall we say
adjust their memories
so long have a nice summer
uh have a nice summer wait who's gonna
look after the kids
[Music]
you