The Doomies (2026) s01e22 Episode Script

1
[cackles]
Everything is as I will it to be.
My design. My world. My universe.
[gasps] It has begun.
[cackling]
This is most definitely the start
of the apocalypse, but we mustn't panic.
The Light Keepers have
a protocol for events like these.
Here we go. Uh…
"In case of emergency, uh, push button."
-[alarm blares]
-[citizens screaming]
-[groans]
-Well, we might be on our own here.
-[blaring stops]
-[screaming]
Okay, team. You know the drill.
Let's go stop crazy.
[Romy] Charge!
[exclaims]
[grunts]
[both exclaim]
What do we bring to the team again?
Endless optimism?
[both] Go Doomies!
-[exclaims]
-[exclaims]
[groaning]
[exclaims]
[grunts]
-[groans]
-[chuckles]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[groans]
-[chanting in unknown language]
-[chanting in unknown language]
-[groans]
-[chuckles]
[both exclaiming]
Oh, fools, I already know your every move.
I have planned for everything.
Ugh. News flash, crazed city planner
takes planning too far.
-[Redwid] Oh, Doug and his little army.
-[all gasp]
Whatever you do,
you'll always be too chaotic,
too disorganized,
too weak and too scared to stop me.
I'll show you what scared feels like.
-Kim!
-[exclaims]
[all gasps]
[straining]
Finally, the key to my grand plan
in the palm of my hand.
What are you blabbering about?
Haven't you figured it out yet?
The bigger picture.
This is what Edward Grimkin
was talking about.
Redwid's been playing us from the start.
[gasps] He really did plan everything.
[cackles] Oh, it was so easy
to manipulate this silly little town.
You see,
once I charted the malevolent current
coursing through Ouimper,
I embarked on a quest to master its power.
-[cackles]
-[Redwid] Years of meticulous planning
unfolded as I redesigned Ouimper
to resonate with cosmic energies.
[Romy, Bobby] Wanna go exploring?
[Redwid] And when the celestial alignment
was perfect, I set the stage.
My next move,
orchestrating an evil potent enough
-to compel you to summon a Chosen One.
-[speaking in unknown language]
[chuckles]
Oh, you were just pawns in my little game.
See, every challenge you faced
-was a carefully designed step…
-[screaming]
…to forge Kim into a formidable force
strong enough for this.
[all gasp]
[Redwid cackles]
Only your Kim, my Chosen One,
can catalyze the power
I need for my grand designs.
[whistles, screaming]
[blowing] Why doesn't this thing work?
[cackles]
Soon I will be strong enough
to tear this dimension apart
and finally remake it in my image.
[gasps] We're doomed.
[both exclaim]
-We can't just leave her there.
-Yeah.
Even if she is a mystical conduit
floating a hundred feet in the air.
We are not leaving Kim, not ever.
But she's safe for the time being
because Redwid needs her.
The people of Ouimper, on the other hand,
are not so safe.
This place is going to be ground zero
for Redwid's machinations.
And by my calculations,
we've only got about one hour
before Kim's totally supercharged
and Redwid uses her
to tear apart this dimension.
Is there any way to stop it?
Maybe.
But I need to do some research
back at the lighthouse.
-Meanwhile, you need to--
-[Redwid] Evacuate the town.
[cackles] I told you.
I know your every move before you do.
And I've already mapped out
all the ways you fail.
We are not gonna fail.
Oh, you will.
The only question is,
which decisions will you make this time?
Every choice leads to a different doom.
[both] Ignore him.
Stick to the plan.
Go save the town,
get everyone out of Ouimper,
and we'll reconvene here. Hurry!
[all panting]
Oh, what a cosmic delight!
[both panting, screaming]
How are we gonna evacuate
busloads of people in under an hour?
[pants]
[both] With buses, duh!
Time to call in the skeleton crew.
[gasps] "The Devourer of Dimensions.
Supreme being who travels from
dimension to dimension,
destroying them one by one
and remaking them in his image."
[explosion]
Step right this way, folks,
for your totally free bus tour.
Act now to avoid the rush
and the apocalypse!
-Wait for me!
-[tires screech]
Hurry, come on.
Step on it.
[citizens screaming, whimpering]
Whatever you do, don't move!
[grunts, sneezes]
[all scream]
We need to get everyone out of here fast.
-[exclaiming, strains]
-Hold tight, we'll be right back.
[grunting]
[groaning]
[screams, panting]
[all scream]
[straining]
One day… [groans] …I'll be strong enough…
[groans] …for all this hero stuff.
[groans]
[straining]
[citizens cheering, laughing] Whoo! Yeah!
-[all chuckling]
-[breathing heavily]
Not bad, but can we do another take
where you smile more?
It's for your socials.
Uh, maybe later.
All right, folks, just one last stop!
[horn honks]
[Redwid] So,
you finally figured out who I truly am?
We are many Redwids,
and we will keep growing
as we go from dimension to dimension.
Still, this knowledge will be of no help
because you always lose.
[whimpering]
[Redwid] I've seen
a million versions of your defeat…
-[gasps]
-…and it never ceases to fascinate me.
That is why I keep you around
until the very end. [cackles]
-[whimpering]
-All we can do is keep trying.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, evil druids, swamp
monsters, shadowy ghouls, possessed cars.
All those stories are real?
Ouimper is a complicated place,
but these kids help keep it safe.
I just thought you were watching too
much TV, not actually fighting monsters.
I am the worst aunt ever.
No, you're the complete opposite.
I couldn't have done any of
this without you, Aunt Jenny.
Aw, you.
You've always had to
act older than your years,
and I'm so proud of you, kiddo.
We've only got a few minutes left
till we battle the apocalypse!
We need to evacuate everyone now!
-Meh.
-[exclaims] We've seen worse.
When?
Hard to remember. We're old.
And we don't wanna miss our
latest episode of Maid In Brittany!
We'll finish the episode later.
Be careful! Take care of yourselves!
-Bye. Be safe.
-Bye, Romy.
-See you later!
-Be safe.
[citizens clamoring]
[Romy's sisters] Bye! See you later!
-Only one thing left to do.
-Stop Redwid, save Ouimper.
Mmm, that's two things.
Then we better get to it.
[sighs] We should be up there with her.
And that's exactly what we're gonna do.
According to my research,
if we link up with Kim
-it could very well overload the system.
-[both gasp]
Of course,
it could backfire spectacularly,
and we can destroy ourselves,
or worse, become
pan-dimensional geometrical blips
-that just vanish into abstract thought.
-But it could save Kim, right?
Then we have to try.
[chanting in unknown language]
-[Redwid] It is over.
-Hmm?
[Redwid] Accept defeat.
Has Doug even told you who I am?
I am the Devourer of Dimensions!
-Cool name. Terrible attitude.
-Now!
Huh? [groans]
[chanting in unknown language]
[strains]
-Huh?
-[chuckling]
Wait, why is he smiling?
[chuckling]
[groaning]
[groans]
[screams]
[groans] No!
[both] Kim!
[groans]
Oh, I knew you wouldn't abandon me.
Mostly. So, did we win?
Uh, not exactly.
At last, my plan is complete!
[cackles]
Mes of the many worlds, unite!
Give me your knowledge.
Give me your strength!
Converge into me.
-What is that?
-A portal.
A portal to other dimensions.
[gasps] We didn't stop him. We…
We just helped make him stronger.
This is what he wanted.
Together we will remake this broken
dimension and bend it to our will.
[groans]
Bring on the singularity!
Arr! We reign supreme!
Let the merge begin!
Redwids for the win!
[grunting] Please.
Is he… Is he absorbing them?
Ew.
"And the Devourer of Dimensions
will absorb his other selves
in preparation for… for the end of days."
Oh, no.
What have we done?
Come on. [chanting in unknown language]
[Romy, Bobby screaming]
-[Myrrh grunts]
-[gasps]
[cackles]
-[all screaming]
-[Kim grunts]
[Doug grunts]
[sighs] The Great In-Between.
I never thought I'd miss
this emptiness so much.
At least here in this place,
Redwid won't be able to get us.
So we're just gonna hide out here forever?
Well, there's worse fates than this.
We may have lost Ouimper,
but we've still got each other.
Just face it,
Redwid won before we'd even began.
[sighs] Is this really game over?
[stammers] What about the others
that are still up there?
Jenny? Romy's family? Everyone?
We'll find a way to bring them here too.
I know it's not perfect.
No, no, no, no, no.
Doug, we can't give up!
I'm sorry, kids.
This is the only way
we all continue to live.
[phone chiming]
[groans] And what is up with this phone?
The bigger question is how are
you getting reception down here?
[gasps] Bobby.
-[gasps] No way.
-[chiming continues]
Subscribers. We got subscribers.
Everyone in Ouimper is following us.
They believe us!
They're saying we're heroes!
-Yes! [chuckles] We did it!
-[chuckling]
The Doomies, th… they're saving the day!
Thanks, kids! Good job!
[all chanting] Doomies!
Doomies! Doomies! Doomies!
-[chanting continues]
-[chuckles] Okay.
Wow. Doomies! Doomies!
Doomies!
So maybe we don't believe in us right now,
but the town does, and they need us.
We have to go back.
The kids are right.
We have a fight to finish.
So… [sighs] …how do you wanna do this?
We're the Doomies.
Redwid said we're…
we're disorganized and chaotic.
So let's be just that
and throw a wrench into his plans.
Hmm. That might actually be the ticket.
We're everything that he's not.
And if he wants to master all dimensions,
then let's throw him
into the No Dimension!
It's just a big nothingness?
Exactly. A place worse than The Great
In-Between, where nothing exists.
It's complex dark magic,
but I think it's worth the risk.
So we just need to kick him in there
before he catches on to our plan.
Mmm, it's half a plan, and very us.
Okay, then. Step one, be us.
[Romy] Step two,
kick Redwid into the No Dimension.
[Kim] Step three, save Ouimper.
[Doug] Step four, eat crepes.
[Myrrh grunting]
Myrrh, sweetie,
I don't know what comes next.
The townsfolk need your protection,
keep them safe.
I'll come find you.
-[grunting]
-[breathes deeply]
[groaning]
[grunts]
I love you.
[grunts]
-[all chanting] Doomies! Doomies!
-[citizen chuckles] Yeah!
[Romy's Dad chuckles] The Doomies!
-[all whimper]
-Myrrh! [chuckles]
[grunting]
[cackles]
I guess this is it then.
Team, I want you all to know--
[all] We know.
Let's mess things up!
[grunts]
Doug!
Oh, no.
[both] No!
Of all the options,
you did even worse than I expected.
You should have chosen better.
[groaning]
[gasps, groaning]
[both gasp]
What did you do to them?
What I'm about to do to you.
-[whimpering]
-[whimpering]
-[grunts]
-[both grunt]
[cackles] Well,
that was a nice digression,
but time to get back to,
well… [chuckles] …me.
Behold my grand designs!
[cackling]
Huh?
I destroyed you.
-[groans]
-[Bobby, Romy groaning]
-Huh? Wow, no way.
-Wait, we're back?
[chuckles] This feels funky.
How is this happening?
It's a neat trick I picked up
while fused to all your dimensions.
I admit I am impressed.
This is actually
a probability I didn't account for,
but the outcome will still be the same.
[groaning]
It's hammering time.
-[groans]
-[groans]
[groaning] How is this possible?
[groaning]
[grunts, panting]
[yells, grunts]
-[Bobby yells]
-[grunting]
[chanting in unknown language]
[grunting]
[grunting]
-Fools! You cannot win!
-[groaning]
Let's agree to disagree.
Uh, Kim, you might wanna blip back in.
[groans]
[cackles]
[chanting in unknown language]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[gags, retches]
[grunts]
[Romy strains]
-[yells]
-You will not win.
Not now.
Not ever!
[screaming]
[groans]
[strains, grunts]
[Romy] Say, "Cheese!"
My eyes!
Guys, he's losing control.
Our randomness is working.
So let's dial it up!
Doomies style!
[exclaiming]
[groans]
-[screams]
-[grunts, exclaims]
-[screams]
-[groans]
[exclaims, screams]
[grunting]
[screams]
-[groans]
-[groans]
[grunting]
Doug, now!
[exclaims]
[chanting in unknown language]
[chanting continues]
[gasps] The No-Space Dimension.
No! [grunts]
Totally worth it.
Say goodbye, Redwid,
because where we're sending you,
there's no return trip.
This isn't how it's meant to end!
You gave me your power,
and now I'm going to give it right back!
[all exclaiming]
No! It cannot be!
I had planned everything so perfectly!
[groans]
Well, that's gonna take a while to unpack.
Victory first, therapy later.
[chuckles] We did it.
We did it!
We actually saved the world!
Well, I don't have any soda pop,
but I would like to raise
an invisible glass to all of you.
We've been through an awful lot together.
Like a whole lot.
You even came to fetch me
from the depths of Subterra.
And, well, there's nobody else
I'd rather save the world with.
To you! Come here!
[grunting] I love you guys.
[both sniffling]
I'm not crying.
[sniffles] Y-You're crying.
Come on, celebratory Doomies selfie!
Okay, everyone say, "Cheese!"
Huh, weird. Phone won't turn on.
Uh, Ouimper looks different.
[gasps] Oh, no.
Doug, what dimension are we in?
[screeches]
[theme song playing]