The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s01e22 Episode Script

1
Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Ah! Number one, brush teeth.
Done.
Number two, comb ears.
Happiness is making a schedule
and keeping to it.
Ah! Why isn't everyone
as organized as me?
And what's next?
Number three, prepare for party.
Party?
I forgot!
I have 500 relatives coming
at 6:00!
Oh, my! Oh, my!
I gotta make I gotta make
I've got to make a schedule.
The key to giving
a perfect party
is an airtight schedule.
Just follow your list
of things to do,
and the party will be a success.
List?
When a tigger gives a party,
he just opens the door
and hopes for the best.
This way's no fun.
Fun? Did you say fun?
This is a party?
Who said anything about fun?
From 3:04 to 3:43,
you'll bake cakes.
- Any questions, Pooh?
- Just one.
How do you bake a cake?
Very simple, Pooh.
Add two egg whites,
one cup of flour,
two cups of sugar,
dash of salt, pinch of vanilla,
and then throw it
in the oven and bake.
Understand?
It's 3:05, Tigger!
You're falling behind schedule!
Piglet!
Two egg whites.
But they're all white.
No, no, no, no, no!
The decorations are wrong!
This isn't a Halloween party!
One cup of flowers.
I'll save some time and sweep
this dirt under the rug.
Tigger! 3:21!
You should be washing
the windows!
You're behind schedule!
Piglet!
It isn't an Easter party.
Was that one dash of salt?
Or one dish?
Now, we haven't been washing
behind our ears, have we?
Tigger! 33:22!
You're behind schedule again!
It, uh It's not a Christmas party,
either?
Oh, my!
That's them! I can hear them!
They're coming!
New schedule! New schedule!
Tigger, you no longer have 10
minutes to dust! You have 10 seconds!
Piglet!
- It's party time!
- No, no, no, no!
No, no, no! Go away!
Shoo! Shoo!
Come back in two hours!
Why don't you have
the party now, Rabbit?
Because it isn't
on the schedule.
I know!
Now, you bunnies go
into the bedroom
with your Uncle Piglet
while he reads you a story
for the next two hours.
Oh, dear.
Once upon a time,
a long time ago
You're taking too long, Pooh!
Time is wasting.
Hello, Rabbit. Just came over
to see how everything's going.
Boom! Went the big, mean giant
as he jumped off the beanstalk.
Just look at this mess.
And now the honey's gone!
I can get some more.
You bake another cake, Pooh.
Gopher, you get us
some more honey.
You have Oh, no!
Fifteen minutes!
Hurry! Hurry!
We've gotta get back
on schedule!
There. Everything's ready.
Right on schedule.
Then the big, mean giant
gobbled up the whole village
and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Where did the schedules say
bunnies cry?
Where? Show me where?
Oh, Rabbit, I'm very sorry.
There's no time for sorry!
Keep these creatures occupied
for the next hour.
Take them for a walk.
Anything!
If I'm going to have this party,
and I am going to have
this party,
I have to get things ready!
Give me 15 minutes
to get honey, will he?
I'll get it in 10.
I know how to keep a schedule.
Yow!
It seems the only way
to get things done
in a timely, efficient manner
is to do them myself.
And halt.
Uh, what are we stopping for,
Pooh Boy?
If we hike too far, we won't be
back in time for Rabbit's party.
Yeah. Good idea.
About face.
Oh, no! Look!
Oh, bother.
Done with 2.8 seconds
to spare.
Let the party begin!
Uh, why, oh, where is everyone?
I distinctly told them
to be here at 6:00 sharp.
It's right here on the schedule.
Ah! Must still be at Pooh's.
Those little insects think they
can throw me off schedule, huh?
I'll show 'em.
Better add some more.
I wanna do this right
the first time.
Where could they be?
Oh! They must be at Piglet's.
Calling all bunnies.
Calling all bunnies.
Excuse me, Gopher.
Have you seen any bunnies about?
Don't bother me now, sonny.
Can't you see
I'm behind schedule?
Oh, bother!
We must find them soon,
or or
Why must we find them soon?
Rabbit's party.
Here, bunny, bunny, bunnies.
Not at Piglet's,
not at Tigger's.
Where is everyone?
They know they're supposed
to be here on schedule.
Well, I planned
this party for 6:00,
and it is 6:00.
I'll show them!
Come out, come out,
wherever you bunnies are!
Follow them fuzzballs!
Whoa! You little bunnies!
That a away to the party.
Another slice of cake?
Of course, Piglet.
Now, do you know what's next
on the schedule?
Charades! Won't that be fun?
Pooh, would you start?
Go ahead, Pooh.
Don't be bashful.
Isn't this fun?
But we're supposed
to be having fun.
It's on the schedule.
It's on the schedule.
How many more, Piglet?
Whew!
That's the last of them.
My goodness.
What want that?
I believe we're rather
a bit late.
I'm sorry, Rabbit.
We've ruined your schedule,
haven't we?
Guess there won't be
any party, huh?
Of course, there'll be a party!
Why, who needs a schedule
for a party?
Parties are supposed to be fun.
And you can have fun
whenever you want.
Ahh
Help! Help! Tigger!
Tigger, you gotta save me!
Save my bestest buddy?
Why, that's what
tiggers do best!
I'll box 'em, I'll trounce 'em,
I'll "massacrate" 'em!
Who did you say was after you?
My mama!
She wants to give me a bath!
A bath!
But everybody knows
baths is bad for you.
- Yeah!
- Besides!
What's wrong with being dirty?
Yeah!
You'll never catch me
taking one.
- Oh, Roo!
- Quick, hide!
There.
All this rhododendron needs is
- a little sunshine and
- Help!
Help! Help!
Piglet! Piglet!
You gotta hide us!
We're fugitives from justice.
- But
- If Roo gets caught,
- it's the end.
- Hello!
I was here first!
Let go of my tail.
Go see who it is, Tigger.
Yeah, go see who it is, Piglet.
Yoo-hoo! Piglet!
Why, it's only Kanga!
Kanga!
Hide me! Hide me!
This way! Quick! Under here!
Nah. Too obvious. Aha!
My rhododendron!
It's a "Roododendron" now.
Piglet? Isn't anyone home?
Oh, hello, Kanga.
I was just
Sorry to bother you, Piglet.
I just wanted to know if
Roo were here?
Nope! No Roo here.
Just this plant.
Actually, Tigger, dear, I just
came to borrow some bubbly bath.
Oh, I guess, I, uh
A lot of weather we've been
having lately, huh. Mrs. Kanga?
Oh, yes. Quite alto.
But not nearly as much
as last week.
Here's the bubbly bath, Kanga.
Thank you, Piglet.
Oh, look at the time!
I really must be going.
- Oh, boy.
- I almost forgot.
- Come along, dear.
- Oh, Mom.
- I don't wanna!
- Oh, no!
- She's got 'em.
- Can't I stay?
Come on, Piglet.
We gotta save the little feller.
But, Tigger, save him from what?
Believe me, buddy bear,
you don't wanna know.
It's too horrible.
At first,
it's hot and "humidy" ♪
And then it's downright wet ♪
I can hear 'em holler,
and they haven't started yet ♪
They'll put him
in a steamy vat ♪
Until he's soggy-fried ♪
He'll try to climb
the slippery walls ♪
But nowhere much to hide ♪
And no chance to get out ♪
When the stuff gets
in your mouth ♪
And you won't recognize 'em ♪
On account of
all the "wrinklage" ♪
You'll be three sizes
smaller ♪
There's bound to be
some shrinkage ♪
He's all washed up.
We've lost our furry friend.
You can say good-bye
to Roo ♪
He's headed for the end ♪
Oh, my. What can we do?
There's only one thing to do.
But we'll need a very small
animal like you to do it.
- Me?
- Yeah!
While Pooh Boy here
distracts Kanga,
I'll grab Roo.
Then you'll jump into her pouch,
and she'll think you're him.
And then?
Then when she discovers
the old switcheroo,
we'll all shout, Ha-ha!"
- All of us?
- Yeah!
She'll be so surprised,
She'll forget all about
this whole horrible thing.
There's no other way?
It's this or the end.
Oh, dear.
Now, Roo, dear,
it won't be that bad.
No, Mama, it'll be worse!
Okay, buddy bear,
you know what to do?
No.
That's great!
Go do it!
Hello, Kanga?
Why, hello, Pooh Bear.
I was just wondering
I mean, uh
Did I happen to mention
That is
Have you ever noticed that
tree over there?
Why, yes, Pooh.
It's a very nice tree.
It has leaves and everything.
Now, about that tree.
I think I can see a bird
in it from here.
- A bird?
- Yes. Unless, of course, it's a fish.
Oh I don't see
a bird or a fish.
Oh, I must have been wrong.
Oh, going so soon?
I think I remember something
I have to do suddenly.
Well, we must be going, too.
- Isn't that right, Roo, dear?
- Mm-hmm.
Good-bye, Pooh!
Bye-bye.
Oh, boy! You saved me!
Yeah, we sure pulled the old switcheroo,
didn't we?
Come on, Roo! Let's find the
muddiest mud puddle there is
and jump in!
Roo?
I've got a funny feeling
we've forgotten something.
- Now then, Roo, dear
- Uh-huh.
Uh-huh?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
What's wrong, Roo, dear?
Water too cold?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Oh, you want more bubbles.
Kanga, I see the time has come
to speak plainly.
Funny, little Roo.
But I'm not Roo, I'm Piglet.
Why, of course you are, dear.
And imitating
Piglet's voice, too.
How clever.
But, Kanga, look at me.
I am looking, Roo, dear.
And I told you yesterday,
if you keep making faces
like a piglet,
you'll grow up
to look like a piglet.
And then think
how sorry you'll be.
But, but, but
- Scrubbly-bubbly!
- But
Getting dirty is great!
Yeah! Better than getting
some icky old bath.
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Hey, let's see who can blow
the biggest bubble.
Yeah!
On your mark.
Get set.
Go!
A sticky "predicalment."
Tigger, being dirty is fun,
but, uh, maybe we need
some help?
You may have a point there,
Roo, old boy.
Why, hello, Pooh.
Excuse me, Kanga,
but I believe I forgot to say,
"Aha!"
Pooh?
Oh, Pooh, tell her who I am.
She keeps saying I'm Roo,
but I'm not Roo
am I?
Well, you can't be Roo,
because Roo is out playing
with Tigger.
Almost there, Roo boy.
But then whoever can this be?
I'm not quite sure.
Whoa!
Wait, whoever you are!
Please come back!
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
Piglet?
Why, Piglet!
It's you!
Yes, Pooh. That's what
I was trying to tell you.
But, Piglet,
you didn't look like you.
But now you do.
And I'm glad.
Me, too, Pooh
very, very glad.
Mama, can't you get us unstuck?
But, Roo, dear,
Tigger's your friend.
Don't you want
to be dirty together?
Oh, yeah,
but what about the times
we want to be dirty together
by ourselves?
Oh, all right.
But I'm afraid the only way
to get you apart
is a bath.
No! No!
No! Not that!
I'm "allergical" to water.
I break out in clean spots!
If I take bath,
it's the end.
Scrubbly-bubbly.
No! No! I'm too young to bathe!
You see what happens
when you get in a bath?
You get, uh
You get, uh
clean!
Squeaky clean!
Yeah! This is fun!
You know, it's a lot
like being dirty,
only not.
Maybe we should do this again,
like next year.
See? Taking a bath isn't
so bad, is it, Tigger?
No. But I was right
about one thing.
It is the end.
See?
Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪