Martin Mystery (2003) s01e23 Episode Script
The Sewer Thing
[Music]
[Music]
oh
a sore thing
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
uh
[Music]
diana and jenny you've been called
before the sci-fi sci sorority council
to learn if the school's oldest and most
popular sorority has accepted you jenny
congrats you're totally in
[Laughter]
diana
first let me say i'm so excited to be
i'm afraid your application has been
rejected rejected the council has
concerns about your lack of tolerance
but there must be some mistake i'm
tolerant i'm totally tolerant in fact
tolerant is my middle name
diana
martin
[Music]
just ignore the geek behind the curtain
as i was saying i can tolerate anyone
even martin huh
look die we're prepared to offer you a
deal
if you can tolerate a free spirit like
your stepbrother we'll reconsider your
rejection
what
you've got to be kidding
i mean what a wonderful idea great
you've got 24 hours now go out there and
show us how tolerant you can be
uh you got it
oh
martin what are you doing out here
remind me never to pick you as my
charades partner i was trying to tell
you that the center is beeping us
huh huh the fountain
blast in rocket
[Music]
i mean what a clever way to dry off
think i'll try it
well you look more like a chihuahua
good one hi guys
boy die you're sure in a pleasant mood
today as a size i sorority sister
hopeful it's my duty to be extremely
tolerant of everyone even a doofus
i mean a free spirit like martin
[Music]
wow
what is it guy in telekinetic device the
hot toy for christmas on gaia one and
two can i try
no
hmm
and now for your assignment last night a
man dr trevor sindler disappeared from a
train platform outside washington dc the
same train platform where there have
been reports of a mysterious being go
check it out
train platform mysterious being
this has albino alligator written all
over it
yeah they live in the sewers and come
out at night to stop their prey oh
please that is the most outrageous
careful with your words miss sorority
sister hopeful
outrageously creative idea i've heard in
a long time
hey mom can you move something else yes
i can
hmm
[Music]
[Music]
so trevor cindler was seen somewhere
around here right before he caught the
last train to alligatorville
look
[Music]
good eye job prime time slime and good
use of rhyme scheme martin it's simply
amazing how witty you can be in the
middle of a serious investigation what
can i say i'm a poet and i didn't even
know it
[Music]
activated
[Music]
which means my albino alligator theory
must be correct hmm
[Music]
as you can see he dragged the slime up
from down there martin can i ask one
little question if albino alligators
live in the sewers why hasn't anyone
ever seen one because they're covered in
goop
hey
check it out it's trevor's cell phone
looks like he made a phone call before
he disappeared who do you call roberta
frisk maybe she can tell us something
[Music]
[Applause]
java no like georgetown
[Music]
c jones and muncie p noak are frisk oh
that's got to be it roberta frisk let's
see if she's home
[Music]
[Music]
yep she's home come on
[Music]
all right mr alligator consider your
urban legend is officially over
[Music]
hey where'd they go
there
[Music]
unbelievable
[Music]
forget about my alligator theory what
can drag a full-grown woman straight
down the side of a building an albino
santa claus
just kidding there must be clues around
here somewhere
hmm
this is interesting
uh die i love a good read too but are
you sure this is a time and place this
isn't a book martin it's the results
from some sort of genetic engineering
research written by dr roberta frisk and
dr trevor
guy from train station apparently trevor
and roberta work together at general
spice labs all right then gentle splice
labs here we come
[Music]
stay down
[Music]
somebody make mess
it's worse than martin's dorm room on
cleanup day
uh not that a slovenly living space is a
bad thing
yeah right
hey
what's this
[Music]
you mean this is a ball of super long
red hair cool huh cool are you kidding
only a child would think rat hair is
cool are you calling me a child ms
lombard
of course not i was just pointing out
that your approach has a childlike
exuberance that's all great detective
work morty
what was that come from down there come
on we better check it out
[Music]
[Music]
it's some kind of
humongous rat's nest help us
over here
[Music]
that's a giant rat not cool martin
[Music]
quick let's get out of this nightmare
not quick enough
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
now that you're out of the way i can
finish the job
[Music]
either he's planning to knock over the
local cheese shop or he's out for
revenge
that's wrong job java hurt rat bite rat
man bit you uh oh
i hope that doesn't mean you'll turn
into
that
[Music]
not yet first we need to find out what's
going on
[Music]
good thing the security cameras were
recording when the lab was trashed
[Music]
here's roberta and trevor
who's that
[Music]
dr maurice muncie
look out don't get it on your skin
some of that formula leaked into an air
vent i wonder where it ended up and what
happened when it got there
it came in through there land here
nothing worse than sleeping in slime
look al rizzo the general spice janitor
good old al looks a lot like
[Music]
this formula must be some pretty strong
stuff
[Applause]
you're as clumsy as an ox
ah that is a smart friendly clever
clumsy ox
right anyway the formula must be some
sort of nano molecule that combines rat
and human dna and rat man i mean al must
blame those freaky scientists for
turning him into a nasty nappy furball
that would explain why he dragged the
other two here and turned them into rats
now he must be going after dr muncie to
finish the job let's go up to the lap
and try to find dr muncie's address no
need huh my super sleuthing sense will
tell me exactly where monty lives super
sleuthing sense get real
i mean i'd love to hear how i saw his
name on roberta's apartment building
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
hey
[Music]
ow stop we know what happened we can
help you
apparently help isn't what you're into
easy there buddy this is my favorite
shirt
that's twice today are you okay
i'm fine java's the one who needs help
how do we do that he must have a
collapsible skeleton just like a regular
rat
and regular rats have super sensitive
hearing how do you know i saw it on me
when rodents attack special on the wild
animal channel
perfect add a little volume
that ought to hold our rambunctious
rodent
for about 10 seconds dr muncie are you
all right
who are you
and where did that horrible creature go
you mean al the gentle splice janitor
what when dr frisk spilled the formula
turned him into the rat man
if we don't reverse the process before
the transformation is complete he'll be
stuck as a rat forever java no wanna be
rap how can you reverse the process we
can't not without the formula wait i
took this sample from the janitor's room
will that help we need the janitor's dna
too and i don't know how much of it is
left in the rat man al had black curly
hair and as grody as it is i can see
that there's still a few left excellent
thought diana we just need to get a
strand excellent thought martin you
better hurry
[Music]
[Music]
uh
[Applause]
thanks java doctor your order of janitor
dna is ready
now we just need a stove to heat up the
beaker and extract al's dna great idea
if you haven't been paying any attention
to what's going on i mean hello ratman's
in the kitchen
you watch
hey
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
another fine job agents these three will
have to answer for their unauthorized
experiments but i'm sure they'd rather
spend some time in jail than the rest of
their lives scurrying through the sewers
thanks guys if you hadn't shown up i
would have spent the rest of my life is
a sewer rat it was our pleasure al
you know except for the slimy parts um
sorry about the bite java it okay now
[Music]
well die i must say i'm very proud of
you good work endo
welcome to the sisterhood
what oh what didn't you know i'm senior
advisor to side side side i told the
girls if you could be nice to me you
could be nice to anyone you did great
and with my recommendation you'll be in
no sweat you mean
being nice to you was your idea yep
so i've been slimed and goofed and
rat-haired because of you
that's right
mystery i can't stand being near you
you're completely and utterly
horrible
hmm
oh
and with only a couple of hours to go
oh well we can try again tomorrow and
the day after that and the day after
that till you get it right
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
you
[Music]
oh
a sore thing
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
uh
[Music]
diana and jenny you've been called
before the sci-fi sci sorority council
to learn if the school's oldest and most
popular sorority has accepted you jenny
congrats you're totally in
[Laughter]
diana
first let me say i'm so excited to be
i'm afraid your application has been
rejected rejected the council has
concerns about your lack of tolerance
but there must be some mistake i'm
tolerant i'm totally tolerant in fact
tolerant is my middle name
diana
martin
[Music]
just ignore the geek behind the curtain
as i was saying i can tolerate anyone
even martin huh
look die we're prepared to offer you a
deal
if you can tolerate a free spirit like
your stepbrother we'll reconsider your
rejection
what
you've got to be kidding
i mean what a wonderful idea great
you've got 24 hours now go out there and
show us how tolerant you can be
uh you got it
oh
martin what are you doing out here
remind me never to pick you as my
charades partner i was trying to tell
you that the center is beeping us
huh huh the fountain
blast in rocket
[Music]
i mean what a clever way to dry off
think i'll try it
well you look more like a chihuahua
good one hi guys
boy die you're sure in a pleasant mood
today as a size i sorority sister
hopeful it's my duty to be extremely
tolerant of everyone even a doofus
i mean a free spirit like martin
[Music]
wow
what is it guy in telekinetic device the
hot toy for christmas on gaia one and
two can i try
no
hmm
and now for your assignment last night a
man dr trevor sindler disappeared from a
train platform outside washington dc the
same train platform where there have
been reports of a mysterious being go
check it out
train platform mysterious being
this has albino alligator written all
over it
yeah they live in the sewers and come
out at night to stop their prey oh
please that is the most outrageous
careful with your words miss sorority
sister hopeful
outrageously creative idea i've heard in
a long time
hey mom can you move something else yes
i can
hmm
[Music]
[Music]
so trevor cindler was seen somewhere
around here right before he caught the
last train to alligatorville
look
[Music]
good eye job prime time slime and good
use of rhyme scheme martin it's simply
amazing how witty you can be in the
middle of a serious investigation what
can i say i'm a poet and i didn't even
know it
[Music]
activated
[Music]
which means my albino alligator theory
must be correct hmm
[Music]
as you can see he dragged the slime up
from down there martin can i ask one
little question if albino alligators
live in the sewers why hasn't anyone
ever seen one because they're covered in
goop
hey
check it out it's trevor's cell phone
looks like he made a phone call before
he disappeared who do you call roberta
frisk maybe she can tell us something
[Music]
[Applause]
java no like georgetown
[Music]
c jones and muncie p noak are frisk oh
that's got to be it roberta frisk let's
see if she's home
[Music]
[Music]
yep she's home come on
[Music]
all right mr alligator consider your
urban legend is officially over
[Music]
hey where'd they go
there
[Music]
unbelievable
[Music]
forget about my alligator theory what
can drag a full-grown woman straight
down the side of a building an albino
santa claus
just kidding there must be clues around
here somewhere
hmm
this is interesting
uh die i love a good read too but are
you sure this is a time and place this
isn't a book martin it's the results
from some sort of genetic engineering
research written by dr roberta frisk and
dr trevor
guy from train station apparently trevor
and roberta work together at general
spice labs all right then gentle splice
labs here we come
[Music]
stay down
[Music]
somebody make mess
it's worse than martin's dorm room on
cleanup day
uh not that a slovenly living space is a
bad thing
yeah right
hey
what's this
[Music]
you mean this is a ball of super long
red hair cool huh cool are you kidding
only a child would think rat hair is
cool are you calling me a child ms
lombard
of course not i was just pointing out
that your approach has a childlike
exuberance that's all great detective
work morty
what was that come from down there come
on we better check it out
[Music]
[Music]
it's some kind of
humongous rat's nest help us
over here
[Music]
that's a giant rat not cool martin
[Music]
quick let's get out of this nightmare
not quick enough
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
now that you're out of the way i can
finish the job
[Music]
either he's planning to knock over the
local cheese shop or he's out for
revenge
that's wrong job java hurt rat bite rat
man bit you uh oh
i hope that doesn't mean you'll turn
into
that
[Music]
not yet first we need to find out what's
going on
[Music]
good thing the security cameras were
recording when the lab was trashed
[Music]
here's roberta and trevor
who's that
[Music]
dr maurice muncie
look out don't get it on your skin
some of that formula leaked into an air
vent i wonder where it ended up and what
happened when it got there
it came in through there land here
nothing worse than sleeping in slime
look al rizzo the general spice janitor
good old al looks a lot like
[Music]
this formula must be some pretty strong
stuff
[Applause]
you're as clumsy as an ox
ah that is a smart friendly clever
clumsy ox
right anyway the formula must be some
sort of nano molecule that combines rat
and human dna and rat man i mean al must
blame those freaky scientists for
turning him into a nasty nappy furball
that would explain why he dragged the
other two here and turned them into rats
now he must be going after dr muncie to
finish the job let's go up to the lap
and try to find dr muncie's address no
need huh my super sleuthing sense will
tell me exactly where monty lives super
sleuthing sense get real
i mean i'd love to hear how i saw his
name on roberta's apartment building
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
hey
[Music]
ow stop we know what happened we can
help you
apparently help isn't what you're into
easy there buddy this is my favorite
shirt
that's twice today are you okay
i'm fine java's the one who needs help
how do we do that he must have a
collapsible skeleton just like a regular
rat
and regular rats have super sensitive
hearing how do you know i saw it on me
when rodents attack special on the wild
animal channel
perfect add a little volume
that ought to hold our rambunctious
rodent
for about 10 seconds dr muncie are you
all right
who are you
and where did that horrible creature go
you mean al the gentle splice janitor
what when dr frisk spilled the formula
turned him into the rat man
if we don't reverse the process before
the transformation is complete he'll be
stuck as a rat forever java no wanna be
rap how can you reverse the process we
can't not without the formula wait i
took this sample from the janitor's room
will that help we need the janitor's dna
too and i don't know how much of it is
left in the rat man al had black curly
hair and as grody as it is i can see
that there's still a few left excellent
thought diana we just need to get a
strand excellent thought martin you
better hurry
[Music]
[Music]
uh
[Applause]
thanks java doctor your order of janitor
dna is ready
now we just need a stove to heat up the
beaker and extract al's dna great idea
if you haven't been paying any attention
to what's going on i mean hello ratman's
in the kitchen
you watch
hey
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
another fine job agents these three will
have to answer for their unauthorized
experiments but i'm sure they'd rather
spend some time in jail than the rest of
their lives scurrying through the sewers
thanks guys if you hadn't shown up i
would have spent the rest of my life is
a sewer rat it was our pleasure al
you know except for the slimy parts um
sorry about the bite java it okay now
[Music]
well die i must say i'm very proud of
you good work endo
welcome to the sisterhood
what oh what didn't you know i'm senior
advisor to side side side i told the
girls if you could be nice to me you
could be nice to anyone you did great
and with my recommendation you'll be in
no sweat you mean
being nice to you was your idea yep
so i've been slimed and goofed and
rat-haired because of you
that's right
mystery i can't stand being near you
you're completely and utterly
horrible
hmm
oh
and with only a couple of hours to go
oh well we can try again tomorrow and
the day after that and the day after
that till you get it right
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
you