Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e24 Episode Script

1
What's so funny?
Oh, man! I can't breathe.
My stomach hurts.
Well? What was so funny?
[both chuckle]
[both]
I don't remember.
[Boy]
Out of my way, stooge!
This is Roscoe's table.
Leave!
It's that bully, Roscoe.
He's been hassling those kids all week.
Whatever happened to a little
something called manners?
Oh, jeez.
Skinner, can you stop wiping your face
with my shirt please.
See, he said please.
Manners.
He's just so mean.
Somebody needs to teach Roscoe a lesson.
And we know just the guy.
Uh, guys, can I just point out
Roscoe was suspended last term
for bringing a television into school.
- That's not so--
- And eating it.
He's a scary dude.
Our friend is a scary dude.
Bucket, shall we go get Binner?
Not Binner.
[both]
Binner!
Roscoe!
I'm Binner, the biggest guy in town,
and I'm here to stop you from bullying.
So shape up
because I'll have my giant eye on you.
Sorry. I'll be much nicer.
Thanks for setting me straight, Binner.
We should have sent in Skucket.
I wake up, get in motion ♪
Get me to the ocean, here we go ♪
It's all about the sunshine
and the current ride ♪
All the girls I walk by, hello ♪
You know that when the surf rolls in ♪
That's when big waves
really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
Life is just a curl,
and the summer never ends ♪
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
You know it's always epic ♪
When I'm hanging with my friends ♪
Ohh-oh-ohh ♪
Here we go again ♪
What were you guys thinking
messing with that bully, Roscoe?
Just leave it alone.
Afraid I can't do that Kel.
When Roscoe stuffed us in that machine,
he messed with our honor.
He's woken the dragon.
Can I be the dragon?
Too late. Called it.
Fine. You really
want to stop him?
Do something nice for him.
I'm doing a report on this book.
Is there a boy wizard in it?
No, it's about the idea
of pushing it forward,
how one small act of
kindness can change the world.
Oh, sorry. Tuned you out as
soon as I heard no boy wizard.
What's the point?
The point is
instead of confronting Roscoe, do something nice.
Take him out for ice cream.
Kel's right.
We should throw a net over him
and hit him with a snorkel.
I'll be out back.
Bucket, look at this web app.
It's the answer to all our problems.
Self-defense classes.
Oh, well I was looking at the
app for the used rainbow wake.
Can you imagine if Binner had
that hair and the capped teeth?
He'd be the total package.
The name's Binner, James Binner.
Oh, well, listen to this.
Learn the secrets of self-defense
from the world renowned Little Master.
We could be Ninja warriors.
[screams]
Ha, ha, ha, we have defeated the foolish bully.
And restored our honor.
Master will be pleased.
Forget that.
Look how easily I can dice an onion.
Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.
Ha, ha. Ha, ha.
[both] We're going to be the
toughest black belts in town.
[both squeal]
First, there was Gaga,
then there was Kesha.
Now, let there be Aloe!
Hello, Pacific Bluffs.
My new CD, "1 + Love = Aloe"
is dropping tomorrow.
Get on your feet, people.
That's good.
Anyways. Here's a little
taste of my first single.
It's called "The Game Changer."
[soft rock plays]
The world's in trouble ♪
You're feeling blue ♪
Mr. President ♪
What do we do? ♪
We need to gaze up on he Aloe ♪
Then lead us to the light ♪
We need to gaze up on the Aloe ♪
Once blind, I now have sight ♪
I can see!
I can see!
I'm a game changer ♪
Beautiful stranger ♪
Where is everyone going?
Who could possibly be better to look at
than Aloe grooving in half shell?
Is it a comet?
A unicorn?
My sister.
What's up, baby bro?
It's so good to see you.
Can I get your autograph?
Welcome to my nightmare.
Who would you like me to make it out to?
Not you, her.
I never met a five-time
world champion surfer before.
'Cause I'm the game changer ♪
The beautiful stranger ♪
Sven, rush the stage!
You sure we got the right class?
A lot of little kids here.
Except Principal Wagner.
-Hey, Mr. W.
-Shh!
Little Master does not permit chitchat.
Is this even a real karate class?
It looks like a grade school.
Oh, it's real.
Little Master improved my
self-confidence so much,
I no longer fear mother.
Now on Wednesdays,
I get to pick what TV programs we watch.
-Awesome, dude.
-[gong bangs]
Shh! Here comes Sinsei.
You will bow before Little Master.
Oh, hey, you're Piper.
Lamb chop, in here its Little Master.
What? No way.
We're not taking a self-defense class from you.
[all gasp]
Dummy boards!
Why do you have wooden cutouts of me?
Motivation.
Hai!
[grunts]
You missed one.
Hai!
Do it again!
Do it again!
So you're gonna really teach us all that stuff?
Among other things.
Well, if this will turn us into Ninja warriors,
we're in.
Fine.
Tiffany, Bonnie Sue, spar with the fresh meat.
Piper, we're not going
to fight seven-year-old girls.
-Hai!
-[grunts]
[groans]
-[both] Hai!
-[grunts]
[class claps]
Did I hurt you, sweetie?
[all applauds]
Okay. She's a world champion
surfer who appears on cereal boxes.
We get it.
Oh, you guys are too sweet.
Stop.
You heard the woman.
She said stop!
I'm totally blushing.
I always get embarrassed
when people recognize me.
Tell me about it.
Sometimes I disguise myself
as a cowboy when I go to the market.
Oh, yeah.
Your baby bro has become quite the local celeb
as varsity surf captain.
Aloe, can I have your autograph
for me and my friends who are all hot models.
Why, of course, pretty lady
that I've never met.
I'm so happy now.
[giggles]
Okay. That's enough.
[giggles]
Go away!
-Wow.
-I know, right. Fans.
So, Vera what brings you back home?
I missed you. I haven't been
home in, like, three months.
I'm psyched to hang with my baby bro.
I heard the mayor wants
to give you a key to the city.
Yeah. He heard I was in town
so he arranged this whole ceremony.
I just hope he keeps it small, no press.
I know. All those cameras
pointed at you,
being the center of attention.
Gross.
Oh, good. I'm thirsty.
Well, I'm thirstier.
Hah!
Ultimate water drinking champion!
Oh, suddenly everyone forgets how to clap.
Aloe, you're not going to get all sibling rivalry
crazy competitive are you?
I'm only back for a few days.
You know what?
You're right.
How about we go at the waves?
No competition.
Just a bro and sis hanging out.
Perfect. Let's go.
Surf up at the beach!
Come see King Aloe take his sis to school.
[giggles]
I'll call some of the girls.
Eeew!
Come on, though.
We've got to see this through.
I don't wanna.
I hate it. I hate it.
We paid good money for these classes, mister.
You're doing it.
Bucket, we stink at karate.
How many times do we have to be beat up
by little girls for that to sink in?
[gong bangs]
Line it up, grunts.
It's time to mold you lumps of clay
into ruthless fighting machines like myself.
Piper, you forgot your
Princess Fairy Blossom lunchbox.
One moment, class.
Nice timing, Kel.
I didn't know Bucket and
Skinner are taking your class.
How are they doing?
[strains]
They're train wrecks.
I may have to kick them out of class.
Little Master has a reputation in this town.
Get back.
Get back!
I guess you could kick them out,
or you could do something nice for them.
This is a martial arts class.
We don't do things 'cause they're nice.
Come on. After that run-in
with Roscoe,
their egos need a boost,
and I know just how to give it to them.
[both grunt]
-[both] Hai!
-[grunts]
And why would I agree to this?
Because you want to push it forward.
Oh, no. Your stupid book.
Senseless hippie drivel.
It'll make the world a better place.
I'm going to end up supporting
you when we grow up, aren't I?
I will need two volunteers.
How about--
Hey sis, how about Bucket and Skinner?
Yeah, I was getting to that.
Thanks, Kel.
Guys, smash these boards with your hands.
-No, thank you.
-Why? What did they do to us?
Piper, tell them what you told me.
I was getting to that!
Guys,
you have a gift,
the likes of which the world has never seen.
You just have to focus
to unleash the power.
[both]
Hai-yah.
-Whoa!
-Awesome.
Wow!
You guys are gifted indeed.
[both]
Hai-yah.
[both]
Whoa.
[both]
Hai yah.
Good job, Piper.
Those fake boards are great.
I just hope it gives
their self-esteem a tiny boost.
Skinner, my hands are like
lethal weapons of epicness.
I'm a karate god.
My guidance counselor was right.
I am special.
[crowd cheers]
Well, we each had people
run and carry us from the ocean in victory
so I guess it was a tie.
We weren't competing, Aloe.
Of course not. Tie!
You guys are sweet, but can you put me down.
This feels awkward.
Yeah, Sven. Come on.
This is embarrassing for me.
So tomorrow is the key ceremony.
I was hoping you'd be my presenter.
It would mean a lot.
Absolutely. And after,
maybe you can swing by
and see the statue the town
is erecting in my honor.
Sven.
[laughs]
That's hilarious.
You are too funny.
I'm going to head home and see
Mom and Dad. I'll see you later.
Sven, shoddy work.
I thought you wanted to go to art school?
I said I wanted to go to dart school.
Will this nightmare ever end?
My sister is constantly outshining me.
She's annoyingly perfect.
What an ego.
Sven, carry me home so I can
think of a way to outshine her.
We totally restored Bucket
and Skinner's confidence.
Piper, doesn't it feel good to help others?
Nope. It's actually
really annoying.
Just wait and see how one act of kindness
spreads throughout the world.
Here's the news, meathead.
Your reign of terror stops today.
Or else, you'll get a taste of this.
Hai yah, ho, ha, ha, yah!
Oh, guys.
This is not a good idea.
But Kel, it's okay.
We're master Ninjas.
We'll be back at noon tomorrow.
If you are here,
there's going to be trouble.
Noon. I look forward
to pounding you.
[strains]
Guys, I really need a-- What are you wearing?
Introducing, karate dudes from planet Earth.
Oh, we're still going back and
forth over our super hero names.
We're also toying with Chop-Chop
and Kicky.
You guys have to call off the
showdown with Roscoe tomorrow.
Listen to her.
What if something were to happen
to that precious face of yours?
I'd still have my mind.
There are the guys that are
going to take down Roscoe.
[applauds]
You have nothing to fear,
children, except tooth decay.
Be like Chop-Chop and Kicky.
Eat right and brush three times a day.
Hai yah, hai yah, hai yah.
Guys, you don't have Ninja powers.
We just fooled you into thinking
you did to give you some confidence.
Really? No powers.
Then how can we do this?
Hai yah.
Ow!
Yeah. Or this.
Ow.
Hai ya! Oh!
We have no powers?
Skinner, we have a showdown
with the biggest bully in town
and no way to defend ourselves.
Just to be sure.
Hai yah!
[groans]
Um, I asked my brother to present the key,
but he's not here yet
so let's just get this started.
Wait, wait, wait.
He's here.
Look up to the sky.
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
No, it's better looking
than both of those things.
It's Aloe!
Every ceremony needs fireworks.
-Aloe in!
-Whoa!
He needs help!
[Woman]
Vera's saving that man-child.
Is there anything she can't do?
Give me that key.
I heard your album.
Yawn.
Guys, your showdown is in 10 minutes.
What are you going to do?
[screams]
Who are you?
Hey, Kel.
What-- What is going on?
We hired body doubles
to throw Roscoe off our trail.
Not a lot of people applied for the job.
It's like looking into a mirror.
Quick. It's almost noon.
Back in the box.
Papa, Papa.
It's Chop-Chop and Kicky.
You got the wrong guys, kid.
Shoo.
They're going to defeat the town bully.
I want to be like you when I grow up.
Skinner, what are we doing?
I don't know.
But the Bucket and Skinner
doubles seem to be hitting it off.
Okay, don't need to see that.
Dude, we can't just keep running from Roscoe.
People are counting on us
to put a stop to that bully.
I say we don't let them down.
You guys were there for the whole
"You're not really a Ninja
warrior discussion", right?
We may not be Ninja warriors,
but Little Master is right.
If Skinner and I focus, we can do anything.
Come on, dude.
Let's go take out the trash.
Yeah, then we'll fold the laundry.
Okay, this is bad.
This is very bad.
Hey, Dad's taking me to the airport in a few.
Just thought I'd say bye.
Sorry Sven totally ruined your key ceremony.
I may be a little to blame, too, but mostly Sven.
I don't care about the ceremony.
I care about you.
What's going on?
When we were little, things used to be so cool.
Maybe it's not exactly
easy living in your shadow.
Aloe, you shouldn't feel like that.
How can I not?
You're this famous surfer who is always on TV,
although I am in talks with several networks
about a sitcom starring me as a farm boy
who moves to the big city to be a neck model.
-Aloe.
-Fine, there's no sitcom.
It's tough having a perfect sister.
I am not perfect.
You have to be.
I'm close to perfect,
and you're just a little bit better than me.
I am not better.
Aloe, you're way more popular than I ever was.
Whatever.
You're better at math than I ever was.
Oh, that's a useful skill.
And then there's your hair.
My hair?
I would kill to have that natural color.
Wait a second.
Are you telling me you're not a natural blonde?
It got dark when I was, like, 15,
and I've been coloring it ever since.
The shame was unbearable.
Well you did the right thing by hiding it.
Wow!
I mean, I know.
No wonder you didn't come home more often.
You had this here waiting for you.
See, there's no reason for
you to think that I'm perfect.
I don't, not anymore.
Come here.
You don't think it's contagious do you?
Probably not.
You guys can't do this.
We're passed that, Kel.
We're here and we're not backing down.
What are we going to do, Chop-Chop?
Maybe we can reason with him.
Look at his napkin.
That seems civilized.
[growls]
Maybe not.
Noon o'clock.
Roscoe is mean!
Guess we're out of options, bro.
It's time to step up and go like men.
-Let's do it.
-Wait.
Before a fight, aren't you
supposed to pump each other up?
Oh, yeah. You have
excellent penmanship.
You're the only guy I know
who can pull off a turtleneck.
Let's do this.
[both grunt]
Enough stalling!
It's five seconds after 12.
I thought it'd be over by now.
I can't watch this.
Okay, Roscoe.
You want to play rough?
Angry Falcon.
[caws]
Squatting monkey.
Monkey noise.
With our minds focused, we can do anything.
-Hai yah.
-Hai yah.
Did we knock him out?
I'm not sure.
Hai!
[grunts]
Skinner, we did it!
We are Ninja masters.
We took down the baddest bully in town.
Now that's pushing it forward.
Ha, ha.
We defeated the large man
and restored our honor.
Ha, ha, ha.
Yes. We are quite brave.
Now, let us put on turtlenecks
and show off our penmanship.
[both]
Ha, ha, ha.
Can we agree that after the
Roscoe disaster you shouldn't try
to push it forward anymore?
No. In fact I just did
another good deed
for Bucket and Skinner today.
That's what I like about you, Kel.
You're a quick learner.
You're really going to love this one.
I put burritos in their backpacks.
-[both cry out]
-[dogs bark]
Bad doggie!
Bad doggie!
Why is this happening?
Yeah.
Keep spreading the joy, sis.
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