Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e25 Episode Script

1
Skinner, close your eyes.
Guess what this is.
A bag of Uncle Morty's
Pickles and trout flavored potato chips!
Correction.
Our last bag.
I still can't believe the government
took these off the shelves.
Why would they do that?
My tongue is no fire.
I can't feel the left side of my face.
You want to chow these suckers down? Definitely.
Argghh!
You're doing it
all wrong. Gimme!
Argghh!
Let's eat while we walk.
We're going to be late for my cousin's webcast.
Why won't these open?
Oh, so which one's your cousin?
See the girl with the bird on her
arm? She's the one that isn't the bird.
G'day, Australia, and welcome to
another webcast of Patty's Planet.
I'm in the USA, broadcasting live
from the Pacific Bluffs Animal Expo.
Oof!
What we're here to see today is
the very rare Wickeypoopoo mosquito.
Come on, chips, open!
Discovered only 10 years ago by
zoologist Samuel Wickeypoopoo--
Ahh!
Skinner!
Oh, hey, Patty.
Bucket, this is my cousin.
Oh, hey, Patty.
Oh, it burns!
We came down to support your webcast. Lucky me.
You came all this way to do
a show about these animals?
I came in search of the Wickeypoopoo.
There's one in the taco shop.
Pretty clean, plenty of paper towels.
She speaks Australian.
No, it's one of the rarest
mosquitoes in existence.
Only three have ever been
captured. And it's gone!
Nobody move, and whatever you
do, if you see it, don't
Squish it.
Ahh!
Chip?
I wake up, get in motion ♪
Get me to the ocean, here we go ♪
It's all about the sunshine
and the kind grind ♪
All the girls that walk by, hello ♪
You know that when the surf rolls in ♪
That's when big waves
really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
Life is just a barrel,
and the summer never ends ♪
Here we go again ♪
Hey! Hey!
You know it's always epic ♪
When I'm hanging with my friends ♪
Ohh-oh-ohh ♪
Here we go again ♪
You dingos squashed my big bug story.
Now I've got to find
something else for my webcast.
You have two more days here. Just
find another animal to do a story on.
Hey, look, Bucket's trying to help.
Zip it!
I need to think.
Oh, use the Wickeypoopoo.
It's where I do my best thinking.
[Sighing]
Piper, are you sure you'll have the
confetti cannons for me by tonight?
Was that tonight?
Kidding. You're too easy.
How are the homecoming plans?
Awesome.
Wonderful.
Why? What are you hearing?
Nothing.
Lots of humming.
I'm stoked the school's trusting
me to organize homecoming.
I just can't mess up.
Then I'll become that girl who
messed up the 50th Homecoming Party.
"Hey, have you seen Kelly?"
Oh, her. Yeah, I heard she's
living in a town called Shame!
Remember to write.
Aloe, you're in charge of
my signs. What do you have?
Perfection. Sven, light it up!
Tell me how much you love it.
So much I want to be buried in it.
Aloe, I can't use this poster.
You're absolutely right.
My face isn't big enough.
Sven, redo the poster.
Can I keep this one? All
right, but it counts as Christmas.
Piper, can you help?
No can do. I have to start my science project.
I'm doing it on wind power. Ach!
My teacher's a hippy and she loves that garbage.
Oh, but I need help.
Skinner and I are available.
No, that's okay. I'm good.
Wait a second.
What's wrong with us?
Do I have to remind you guys about
what happened last time you helped?
Oh, the humanity!
How do you start a fire with a book report?
Guys, everything is good.
Besides, there's nothing left for you to do.
Kelly Peckinpaw.
That's me.
Sign here.
You must be dropping off the
gift bags. Great idea -- mine.
Go, Kell.
[Whistling]
Here he is.
There's a seal in every gift bag?
Now that's impressive.
This is Spanky, our mascot.
He kicks off homecoming every year, but
wasn't supposed to be delivered until tonight.
You've got to take him back.
I just drop them off, ma'am, sorry.
I don't have time to baby-sit a seal!
Kell, let us help watch Spanky.
It's the perfect job for us.
I swim and Skinner speaks seal.
[Barking like a seal]
[Seal barking]
What did he say?
He said, Argh, argh, argh.
You're standing right next to me, bucket.
Ohh fine. Just please promise me
you'll have him at school by 4:00 p.m.
Kell, relax. We're two
responsible guys.
Exactly.
Come on, Bucket, let's go get some nachos.
Guys, forget something?
Oh, right.
Forgot my wallet.
Ohh
Look at that little girl
struggling to get that sail up.
[Laughing]
I know. She's totaling
failing
Is what a jerk would say.
Hey.
What do you want?
Aloe is here to graciously help you.
If I wanted to know the nearest place
to buy hair gel, you'd be my first call.
Okay, first,
there's a beauty supply store two blocks east.
Ask for Rodrigo.
Second, I am an expert sailor. Here.
Give me that!
We're very close.
Let go, Pepper!
It's Piper!
Ha! I defeated you. Now you must let me help you.
In the boat, Penny.
Aloe out to sea!
What's going on?
I think I found the next
great story for Patty's Planet.
We're going to get Spanky to
do a double back flip into this pool.
[Barking]
An adorable seal doing stunts.
Hello Daytime Webbies.
Yeah, that's not happening.
We promised Kelly we'd be
responsible. No seal tricks.
This is twice you've ruined my web show, mate.
I'm starting to not like you.
I'm sorry,
but from now on, Spanky does not leave my sight.
Let's go get some nachos.
[Spanky barking]
Every time!
Come on, Spanky.
That's it.
A little to the right.
Little more.
Now jump! Higher!
Now hit the turtle! What turtle?
Oh, I wasn't talking to you.
I'm playing my new app, Angry Svens.
[Bird whistling]
Would you just help me with
this thing, Mr. Sailing Expert?
Ahh!
What did you do?
I didn't even touch it.
Great. We're adrift
on the ocean with no sail.
Relax, tiny human.
You forget I'm a lifeguard
trained for this very situation.
Sven, I need you to swim out into
the ocean and bring me a new sail.
I don't know. It's the ocean.
Find us.
Give me that.
I'll call someone who can actually help us.
I need the number for the coast guard rescue--
Wait. I should call Rodrigo
and tell him I'm running late.
Whoa!
What did you do!?
Me?! You broke the sail.
You dropped the phone!
We're stuck out here and it's all your fault.
Pointing fingers isn't going to get us rescued.
Wake me when Sven gets here.
Where are we?
We washed up onto a deserted beach.
But there's nobody here.
That's what deserted means.
Wow, you really are coasting
through life on your looks, aren't you?
Aww, what a sweet thing to say. Thank you, Pippy.
Look at Spanky, all bathed
and ready for Homecoming.
Kelly's going to be so stoked.
How responsible are we?
I'm pleasantly shocked by our maturity.
[Crowd clamoring]
Hey, what's going on over there?
Oh, burrito lunch special. The epic mongo.
Triple meat, triple cheese.
Triple meat!
Triple cheese!
Yeah, but you'll never make it.
Special ends in two minutes.
We're going in.
Pardon me!
Excuse me!
Coming through!
Ha, ha, Victory!
Told you we'd get the burritos.
And we also got a fish taco for Spanky.
Who's Spanky?
Our seal.
What seal?
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
How did we lose the seal, two hours before
Homecoming? Kelly's going to be so mad.
She's going to rip off our heads
and turn us into bobble people!
Where is everybody? Oh, no. She's coming.
[Whistling]
I can't get a hold of Piper or Aloe.
Have you seen them? Sorry, Kell.
Spanky's sleeping.
You can't see him now.
[Phone ringing]
Oh, maybe that's them.
Nope, it's Mrs. Atherton.
Our 80-year-old school librarian?
She's on my decorating committee.
Hey, Mrs. A.
Did you pick up the balloons?
You got red ones.
Hmm How does the school fight song go again?
Cheer, cheer, for the yellow and blue!
Yellow and blue!
Get me the right balloons!
I can't count on anybody,
except for you two, which worries me.
Why would that worry you?
Spanky's sleeping.
You can't see him now.
Just make sure he gets there on time.
You guys missed a great session.
Patty, you've got to help us.
We lost the seal.
What happened?
Did Skinner squish it?
Too soon, Patty.
Too soon.
Fine, I'll help you, but in return, you let me
document the search for the seal.
"Finding Spanky." It'll make a
great story for Patty's Planet.
Okay, so how do we track a seal?
Well, he's a seal.
He's probably in the ocean.
Oh, ho, ho! Didn't I tell you she was good?
Halt, tiny person! Not now, Aloe.
I have scoured this beach.
Actually, I took two steps into the forest
and a tiny bird looked at my funny, so I ran.
Nevertheless, I declare,
we are officially stranded!
Well done, Columbus.
But now is not the time to panic.
We must create a new world order.
We will call this place Aloe
Island, and I shall rule as king
and you shall be my chamber
maid, chef and body guard.
Gee, sounds fun,
but I've got a science project to salvage.
You can do that after you feed me.
FYI -- I like my bananas
cut into half moon slices
and sprinkled on my cereal in the morning.
You want something to eat,
fancy boy, go find it yourself.
No one here is going to take care of you.
You're on your own.
Where are you going?
[Bird chirping]
Ahh! Tiny bird!
Typhoons, bear attacks, clowns:
None of these are as terrifying as the situation
in this once happy beach town,
where beloved local celebrity
Spanky the seal has gone missing.
This is Patty's Planet, and we
have your exclusive coverage of
Seal Watch day one.
Here, Spanky! Here, boy!
I'm covered in your favorite food,
Peanut butter.
Extra crunchy.
How's it going?
I got nothing.
I've been swimming around
for an hour in this stupid thing.
Bucket, please! This isn't that kind of beach.
Patty, are you sure this is the
best way to get a seal back?
Guys, I know animals.
My middle name is giraffe -- literally.
But, bottom line,
what do seals like?
Peanut butter and lady seals.
Apparently, not this lady seal.
Aww chin up, buddy,
you'll meet someone.
This is hopeless.
I'm just going to march down
to school and tell Kelly the truth.
I'll catch up.
I am not letting this go to waste.
This sail is hopeless.
Now what am I going to do for a science project?
Knock-knock.
Go away, Aloe. Pardon me, Miss 'Tude.
Just wanted to show you how wrong you are
about no one being here to take care of me.
Sven, present yourself.
You called for me, boss?
Oh, wow.
Tell her who's in charge.
Yes, your golden highness.
Aloe is king of the island.
Could I have a quick word with Sven?
Sven! Get back here! You're still on the clock.
Oh, Susan!
What's the use?
I don't know how to do anything on my own.
I'm used to having people do everything for me.
Aloe!
Pull yourself together, man!
You're a complete mess!
If you keep this up, you'll lose your mind!
Wait a minute.
That could make for a good science project.
I'm going to go get my journal.
Hey!
Sorry, the last few got away from me.
This is Patty's Planet, and we
have your exclusive coverage of
Seal Watch!
G'day, Australia.
This is Patty Giraffe Johannsen
streaming live from Pacific Bluffs,
where minutes have turned into
hours, and still no sign of Spanky.
I know where he is!
Oh, hi Australia.
I'm
Wait, how do you say, I'm Skinner, in Australian?
I'm Skinner.
Yeah, I'll never remember that.
Do you mind?
We're live here.
Good, because I solved the mystery.
My American cousin here has
no idea what he's talking about.
Well, you know what I do know? You took the seal!
Uh, technical difficulties. We'll be right back.
Bruce, get yourself a
taco. Skinner, you're crazy!
Not according to one third
of the doctors in this town.
Why would I steal Spanky?
First, you had motive.
You had no story when the Wickeypoopoo escaped.
But I wasn't even around when
Spanky went missing. I was surfing.
That's the part that troubled me the most.
But then, I remembered!
You just came back from surfing,
yet your feet were dry and had no sand on them.
Then later, acting on a hunch,
I checked the salt content of your board,
using the latest in forensic technology.
No salt.
You never even went surfing.
That doesn't prove anything. Oh, and I also
have a security video of you
stealing the seal from Taco, Taco, Taco.
[Spanky barking]
All right, you got me.
I took the seal!
I had to. I needed a story!
Are you happy now?
I'm always happy.
I'm sorry, but I was desperate.
How else was I going to take my show to the top?
Fame, she's a tricky lady to dance with.
But there's still time for
you to do the right thing.
Let's go get Spanky and get him to homecoming.
Okay, thanks for being cool about this, Skinners.
Hey, we're family -- If it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't have discovered the
joys of being covered in peanut butter.
Ho, ho, extra crunchy.
Nice.
Hey, Sven.
You're definitely smarter as a ball.
Where's your buddy?
Probably curled up under a rock,
crying like a baby for his butler.
Ahh!
Or not.
Aloe, what are you doing?
Surviving, evolving.
I feel alive for the very first time.
I'm learning how to hunt, gather,
and build tasteful office furniture.
Look, a little drawer for stamps.
This is amazing.
I'm a new man.
Look at me. I used to only eat
sushi, and now I'm eating raw fish.
Fascinating. I thought you were going to
go to pieces, but you're actually thriving.
I'm self-sufficient.
That pampered fancy boy is a distant memory.
Okay, think I got enough here. I'm going home.
What are you talking about?
Aloe, wake up.
We're not on a deserted beach.
Your lifeguard stand is on
the other side of those rocks.
Why didn't you tell me?
Because, a spoiled rich
kid's descent into madness
made for an excellent science project.
You're definitely
getting me an "A."
What are you talking about, Lucy?
I'm saying, thanks, buddy.
And stay proud. You proved
that people can change.
Yeah, change
Ahh, fish hands!
Gross, gross, gross!
Somebody get Sven on the
phone. I need baby wipes!
Okay, pyrotechnics standing by, school band hold.
We're just waiting on Spanky.
Where's my seal!?
Hey, Kell.
Bucket!
My hero.
You brought Spanky.
Yeah, I did.
Gotta go.
Bucket?
That's a whale
and a balloon.
Uh-huh
Okay, Kelly, the truth is
Mrs. Atherton stole your seal. Get her!
Bucket? How could you blame
a sweet, elderly
Orange balloons!
Are you kidding me?
Oh! Hey, you,
get rid of these.
Fine. I can't lie
about it any more.
Skinner and I-- Are playing a joke on you.
Here's your seal!
Ha, ha, ha
You should see your face right now.
Ha, ha, ha
Burn
He's your sign. Sorry Sven
couldn't get my face any bigger.
Try not to cry.
I'll try. Piper!
You brought my confetti cannons.
You guys all came through for me.
I owe you big time.
Then how about
letting me set a kangaroo
loose in your gym so I can film it?
Yeah, maybe next year.
Listen, everyone, I know I've been a bit of
a pain lately trying to organize this event--
Uh, maybe.
Just a tad. You're a nightmare.
But, I think it's going to be worth it.
Cue the band.
It's a go for Spanky.
Wait! Where are the gift bags?
It's not homecoming without the gift bags.
When I find the irresponsible
dummy Who was in charge of gift bags,
I'm going to feed their fingers to the seal.
Okay, yeah
That was me.
Oops.
Okay, so, when you feed Spanky your fingers,
try to look at the camera when you scream.
I'll take a copy of that.
All right, guys, let's go have the greatest
homecoming Pacific Bluffs has ever seen.
Ready?
Let's go!
Yeah, yeah!
[Spanky barking]
Guys!
Come on, Spanky.
Let's go.
Hey, Aloe, without your smile ♪
This is such an empty beach ♪
Hey, Aloe, your biceps were so huge ♪
But now they're out of reach ♪
Hey Aloe ♪
Sven!
Manservants don't blubber.
Aloe, you're alive. I swam over
18 miles of ocean searching for you.
Boo-hoo -- I had to sit through
homecoming without a caramel macchiato.
Think you could get me one?
Right away, boss.
Keep singing!
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